The C Rank Finale (The Runner Arc)
[X]Meet with the Delegations: So, it seems that there was a delegation here already dealing with negotiations… Jiraiya? Is that you? What are you doing here!?
You looked at the kids and then took a breath. "Kids, do you know who that is?" You as as the Konoha delegation seemed to pass by one of the windows. One that had seemed to be there since before you arrived.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, he has white hair, he must be old."
Yakumo however was clearly the one who was there to see who it was and gasped. "Holy crap, it's Lord Jiraiya."
A moment passed before Sasuke gasped. "Really?" He was giddy as a kid going to the academy for the first day, but it was Naruto who surprised you.
"Who is Jiraiya?" Out of all the people that Naruto didn't know, it was the fact he was missing one of the greatest heroes of the Leaf.
You facepalmed. "Out of all people Naruto, you should at least know the Sannin!"
Naruto shrugged. "Did he become Hokage?"
"No" You replied. "He was in the running for a while, especially after Ren Uchiha died… along with Sakumo… and well a lot of his friends died actually."
"But he didn't become Hokage?"
"The Fourth won over the Third after the war." You stated.
"So he got passed over for the younger generation," Naruto stated. "And he wasn't badass enough to take the hat."
You shrugged. "He chose not to. Which makes him even more dangerous if you think about it?"
"How so, because the Hokage is the biggest badass in the village and its leader," Naruto stated. "If he was the strongest, he'd be Hokage."
"Some people's talents lie elsewhere." You stated. "Look at me and Kakashi. Do you think either of us could wear the hat?"
Naruto paused for a moment to think, then Sasuke snickered. "If we were really desperate maybe, or the Hokage was dead."
Naruto shook his head. "Nah, Yamato sensei seems to like training us and being able to roll with the chaos we find ourselves in. And Kakashi… I don't know that guy, but he's kinda… not all there."
"And are you saying that in a bad way or a good way?" You asked.
Naruto shrugged. "I mean, he spends time mourning the dead, after so long, and doesn't see the people he has left."
That is oddly insightful from Naruto. "Like come on, it's like Sasuke trying to give up revenge, he keeps it on the back burner, and isn't nearly as obsessed with it when he was because Yamato decided to make things interesting and teach him how to be a medic… but still, Sasuke will drop everything if he could find Itachi, and kill him."
At that, Sasuke tried to protest before he sighed. "You are right."
Yakumo then saved things from becoming awkward. "I wanna meet Lord Jiraiya."
You raised an eyebrow. He was the one who bought you your first drink when you were 15, and still thought you could be stronger. He put you in your place. "Fine. let's go."
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Interruption Roll:
D100 => 69
When you arrived at Jiraya's apartments, you discovered one thing you wished you hadn't. And that was the simple fact that Jiraya was engaging in intercourse. But that was normal. You had heard that he was a lecherous pervert and enjoyed the female body. Him fucking it was not out of the ordinary.
It also reeked of booze. Lots of it.
It was the fact that he was having sex with the Daimyo's soon-to-be-wed-off daughters… all three of them.
That fucking idiot. When he saw you, he screamed. "Son of a-" He then covered himself with the sheets and his companions all screamed. "Yamato? What are you doing here?"
You threw over the package. "The Letter that we have gone through a lot of trouble to deliver." You turned to his companions and sighed. "Leave, we need to talk."
At that, the naked woman ran out of the room, embarrassed, and both Naruto and Sasuke watched before Yakumo forced the two to focus on Jiraiya. "Wow, you're a man whore." Naruto stated.
Jairaya smiled. "Should have seen me in my youth, this is nothing, kid." Then he looked at Naruto, Sasuke, and Yakumo. "A genin team Yamato, that's who the Hokage sent to deliver vital diplomatic papers?" He then looked at the contents. "I can't believe he agreed to this shit. I'm not drunk enough for this crap."
You frowned. "Doesn't matter Jiraya, that's not my business, seems he agreed to something, and people were trying to kill us to prevent that from happening." You then looked at a cup of Sake. "To your diplomatic genius."
"Fuck you." Jiraiya then sighed. "Well looks like we're entering an alliance with foreign nin kids…" Then he took a look at Naruto. "Minato, be a dear and get my pants."
Then he realized what he had said. "Who Minato?" Naruto asked. "My name is Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki."
Jiraiya lost all color. "Wait…" He then looked to the genin team, and Karin, who had been looking out into the hallway. "You brought NARUTO HERE!?"
You smiled with anger. "Naruto, meet your Godfather, Lord Jiraiyaof the Sanin. Jiraiya, meet your godson, whom you have abandoned for almost 12 years. And his cousin whom we recruited last week. Along with my team, Team 3."
Jiraiya for all of his skill, only had one thing to say. "This is Karma for not blaming Danzo for all my problems, isn't it Hiruzen?"
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Reward: The Leaf/Lightning/Sand Alliance has been formed, a powerful military block that has all but upset the balance of power on the continent.
All XP will be delivered to the team in the aftermath.
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You have a lot to tell Hiruzen... but first, you had to get home.
What do you do? (You will be traveling home with Lord Jiraiya):
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