Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

The C-Rank Part 6 (The Runner Arc)
The C-Rank Part 6 (The Runner Arc)

[X] Use Wood Style to skewer all but one of the enemies on stakes erupting from the ground
-[X] Use Earth Style: Headhunter Jutsu to incapacitate the last one
--[X] If said last one escapes from that, bind them with Wood Style

You took a deep breath and realized two things. One that the kids were in danger of dying on their first mission outside the villiage, something that unfortunately happened far more often than not. The attrition rate for the first mission was why the Dreaded C-Rank curse was seen as such a thing. Even the most prepared could not survive first contact with the enemy especially when most of those first-time genin were teenagers. Or younger, in this case.

But the second thing you realized was, that the idiots were all focused on the kids, and not on you.

Their biggest mistake was thinking the genin were the most dangerous threat. Oh, those poor poor fools. They had fallen for the classic blunder of intelligence. Not knowing who the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the battle is.

And you would make that mistake their last.

You took a breath, dodged a kunai, and then smirked. Everyone was now, in a moment, realizing what was going on. Except for Karin and Naruto. Though you could forgive Naruto, he was busy trying to stay alive, and Karin was in the dirt, trying to not die.

Honestly, you wished the kids had her sense of self-preservation, it would make what would happen next much easier.

"Kids hit the deck!" You ordered, before touching the ground and it rumbled.

"Shit!" one screamed in terror as he ran at you, trying to kill you before you could do…

Enter Yamato, Wood Style:D100 + 20 => 101 vsD100 => 1


Well, The Wood style made this far too easy. There was a reason that Hashirama was the biggest, baddest, scariest motherfucker on the battlefield.

Dozens if not a hundred pieces of sharpened lumber, controlled and snaking from the ground and the forest rose and started striking at the enemy from all directions. Some were no bigger than toothpicks…

And other were the size of tree trunks, all but disintegrating the bodies as they screamed in terror, twitching for a brief moment before they expired.

To say you took pleasure in it, was not something you wanted to do. But you did take satisfaction in a simple fact.

The Kids were going to be safe, and you would give them a dressing down of their mistakes later, preferably when it was safe to sit down and talk to them.

Thankfully, you had control and were trying your best to capture one.

However, there were simply not many options that weren't wounded by the time you were done. Sure you would have used Earth Style: Headhunter Jutsu to capture one before the attack, but you honestly didn't think your barrage was going to be that effective.

For goodness sake, they were all jounin and chunin, not Genin who charged in with no strategy. Yet here you were, counting all but one of them being dead! Dammit!

But at least he wasn't bisected, he only had a giant piece of wood through his spinal column, and he was still conscious. Good because you needed information. And he was going to give it to you.

But first. "Kids, are we okay?"

Naruto was the first to answer, dusting himself off, having narrowly avoided being killed by one of those flying logs you threw at people! "That was awesome!"

"That was not awesome!" You protested with a feeling of disappointment in your voice. "You all almost died."

"But they were all jounin and chunnin, and they got the drop on us. It really wasn't our fault." Naruto said. "Even with all my clones and scouting, they must have been camouflaged really well, or already in Grass waiting for us."

Dammit that boy was making sense! This was not going to be a good mission if Naruto was the one making sense.

Sasuke and Yakumo, had other thoughts. "It's going to take me forever to get the blood out of my dress!" Yakumo said.

"I think I got some bone in my hair. I need to clean it out." Sasuke said.

You frowned and took a breath. "We can get clean later, now we to interrogate some…"

Luck?:D3 => 1

Dammit, it was chunin who survived! He might not know much.

What do you ask your prisoner?
[]Write in

Then Karin popped out from the rock she was hiding under. "Um… I know this going to be a bad idea, as you are foreign nin trespassing in Grass… but would you like to stay the night at my place with my mom… I want to talk to Naruto… and process everything that has happened."

Do you take up Karin's offer?:

[]Yes: That is very sweet of you. Kids, guess what, we're going to have hot water and showers tonight, you better have packed spare clothes.

[]No: As kind as that is, we are on a schedule to deliver something.

[]Kidnap her. "Naruto tie her up, she's your family, and shes coming with us, whether she wants to or not!"

AN: enjoy.
 
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[X] Plan: leave before the dice kill us
-[X] Interrogation: Welp, now's a decent time as any to give the genin a crash course in interrogation. And for Sasuke to learn the nitty gritty of how to care for a prisoner. Include Yakumo's genjutsu expertise for this.
--[X] How much do you know?
--[X] Who are the current big names in your nation's bingo book?
--[X] Who is your leader?
--[X] Was there a greater goal here than to kill some foreign ninja for your side?
--[X] Does the name Danzo mean anything to you?
-[X] Kidnap her. "Naruto tie her up, she's your family, and shes coming with us, whether she wants to or not!"
 
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[X]Yes: That is very sweet of you. Kids, guess what, we're going to have hot water and showers tonight, you better have packed spare clothes.

@Magoose is it plan vote or are they separate?
 
[X]Yes: That is very sweet of you. Kids, guess what, we're going to have hot water and showers tonight, you better have packed spare clothes.
 
One that the kids were in danger of dying on their first mission outside the mission,
"Village"

Naruto was the first to answer, dusting himself off, having narrowly been killed by one of those flying logs you threw at people! "That was awesome!"
How can Naruto be dusting himself off and talking if he's dead? :V

"We can get clean later, now we to interrogate some…
This sentence is missing its end quote.

[X] Plan Let's Not Antagonize Karin
-[X] Interrogation: Welp, now's a decent time as any to give the genin a crash course in interrogation. And for Sasuke to learn the nitty gritty of how to care for a prisoner. Include the Yakumo's genjutsu expertise for this.
--[X] How much do you know?
--[X] Who are the current big names in your nation's bingo book?
--[X] Who is your leader?
--[X] Was there a greater goal here than to kill some foreign ninja for your side?
--[X] Does the name Danzo mean anything to you?
-[X]Yes: That is very sweet of you. Kids, guess what, we're going to have hot water and showers tonight, you better have packed spare clothes.

Something tells me that flat out kidnapping Karin is a bad way to get her and Naruto to establish a familial bond.
 
[X] Plan Let's Not Antagonize Karin

This plan hits everything I wanted to hit. The questions to ask were almost verbatim what I started to write down.
 
[X] Plan Let's Not Antagonize Karin
 
[X] Plan Let's Not Antagonize Karin

Yamato just put "over" in "overkill" i mean jesus 101 vs 1, for all intend and porpuses that was a masive crit.

Yamano is getting a bingo book mention, that reads "high-jonin level bordering on low-kage level" proceed with diplomacy first, then run if there is any indication of a flight, do not engage"
 
]Kidnap her. "Naruto tie her up, she's your family, and shes coming with us, whether she wants to or not!"
Does the name Danzo mean anything to you?
-[X] Kidnap her. "Naruto tie her up, she's your family, and shes coming with us, whether she wants to or not!"
Funnily enough if this was a she-ra fic this would be my pic. Been in a few She-Ra quests and kidnapping is always the answer. It solves all relationship problems.

[X] Plan Let's Not Antagonize Karin
 
[X] Plan Let's Not Antagonize Karin

can we add to question them about things like their base depending on their answers.
like if they've been here long. If they've been here long information on them could be good if grass ends up questioning us.
also potentially more things to find that can be pointed as being danzo's fault.
 
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