Get Ya Krumpers On (Ork Riot Quest)

[X]Do Somethin Else
- [X] Search the woods for the git that ran off and club him. Clearly he was bored fighting boring humies and wants a propa orky friend to fight
- [X] In the forests
NSchwerte threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 9
9 9
 
[x]Do Somethin Else
-[x] Smash some discipline into some uv 'da weaka Boyz
-[x] Da Plains

[x]Spend Biggness
-[x] I'm a Nob now!
Jax threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Smashing Discipline Total: 17
17 17
 
[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
-[X] In the hills. Some git said that's where the humies dug the stuff up that got turned into shiny gubbins. So let's find that and loot 'em!

Edit: Apparently I have both acquired a sniper rifle, and looted possibly shiny gubbins...
Pyro Hawk threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Bein' Orky Total: 98
98 98
 
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[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
-[X] In the hills. Some git said that's where the humies dug the stuff up that got turned into shiny gubbins. So let's find that and loot 'em!

Edit: Apparently I have both acquired a sniper rifle, and looted possibly shiny gubbins...
The Inquisition approves of Ork Snipers.

Do you do contract killings? There's an uppity Space Marine Captain who needs to take a bullet to the head... or two.
 
The Inquisition approves of Ork Snipers.

Do you do contract killings? There's an uppity Space Marine Captain who needs to take a bullet to the head... or two.
Maybe. We'll see how things turn out. That said, I am wanting to become a Kommando-Mek and looting a Space Marine does sound like a really good way to get Ideas on things to make...
 
That failed my guy XD It will be hilarious if he meets my git and he is killed by him, sorry in advance if that happens.

Dont worry, the ork im chasing is the git that fled into battle instead of fighting the humans. Clearly i will strike a beatiful friendship with him, now that the dice reduced my awesomeness to somewhere near his level!
 
Orks are the local apex pred'tor! Orks are the biggest, the tuffest, the meanest kreatures ta evah walk this humie dirtball!

Which, y'know, doesn't cancel out the chance that you'll still get eaten.
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Charge the Hummies head on
-[X] The River
Masuk threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Waaaah!!! Total: 54
54 54
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]How? Swim 'cross the river all sneaky-like 'fore choppin' em all down
-[X]Where? 'Cross the river and into the city
Astra Myst threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 71
71 71
 
[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab a gun that shoots at things all far away like. Then be all sneaky someplace
-[X] In the hills. Some git said that's where the humies dug the stuff up that got turned into shiny gubbins. So let's find that and loot 'em!

Edit: Apparently I have both acquired a sniper rifle, and looted possibly shiny gubbins...
An' ma fists kan shatta worlds an hit anyfink. 'Spezially dum Gretchen.
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
-[X]Where? The River

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.

WAAAGH!
Deathbybunnies threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: WAAAGH! Total: 85
85 85
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Sneak as much Squigs, Orks and Gretchen with az much gunz inta the Humies city an' reap havoc!

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X] Paint mezelf purple
-[X] Get some Squigs
-[X] Get some gretchen

Is it possible to paint my squigs and Gretchen purple as well as myself or nah?

edit: well maybe I didn't die and just failed but I doubt it
Blackgold211 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Havoc! Total: 29
29 29
 
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[X] Spend Biggness
-[X] Paint meself blue.

[X] Do Somethin' Else
-[X] Find da one ork what ran off and give dat git a good krumpin'.
-[X] Da woods
rush99999 threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Git Krumpin' Total: 86
53 53 33 33
 
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[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Get on da trukk
-[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
Uhtread threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: ‘Ere We Gooooo Total: 12
12 12
 
[x]Do Somethin Else
-[x] Smash some discipline into some uv 'da weaka Boyz
-[x] Da Plains
Yzarc threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Welp Total: 74
74 74
 
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[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Get some of the Boyz together with some Skrap to make some Bashing Sheilds to aid in small attacks on the 'Umies
-[X] The Hills
[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Paint yerself blue
SteelWriter77 threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Big Finkin Roll Total: 59
11 11 48 48
 
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