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Get Ya Krumpers On (Ork Riot Quest)

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[x]Do Somethin Else
-[X]Go put Orks 'ere dere is none, and Krump anything that's there.
-[X]The Forest
Edit: Wow talk about luck.
Shadow-86 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Ork Luck Total: 89
89 89
 
[X]Do Somethin Else
-[X]Put a propah big piece o' dakka on a trukk, turn it inta a Teknikal and take tha boyz fer a joy ride!
-[X]The City

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.

Edit: I'll either live long enough to become a mekboy, or die as Gork and Mork intended. A blaze of incoherent screaming and gunfire.
HammeredApple threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Eurobeat intensifies. Total: 127
76 76 51 51
 
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[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab some humie corpses and use the skin as a humie disguise, then go steal a bunch of humie stuff. Boats or trukks or somefing wif dakka!
-[X] The River
Xantalos threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Grand Theft Orkto Total: 83
83 83
 
Alright, sombodiez gots ta actually do this if wez gonna build stuffs!

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Bekome a Mek

[X]Do Somethin Else
-[X]Turn many of dem guns into betta shootas!
Razzocnor threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Shotta upgradez Total: 26
26 26
 
I'm glad…we've gotten to this point.

[X] Punch as hard as you can, 10,000 times, each and every day. It's about Orkin' time you've distinguished yourself from the crowd.
Nigerian Duck threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: God Help Me Total: 97
97 97
 
[X]Do Somethin Else
Loot the battlefield for weapons and armor before joining everyone else chasing the humie
Npt170 threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 50
50 50
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]How?: Zog me! Everyone already took the best dakka! Find the biggest bayonet instead and charge into melee.
-[X]Where? The River
always_confused threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Bayonet Charge! Total: 57
57 57
 
Razzocnor said:
Alright, sombodiez gots ta actually do this if wez gonna build stuffs!

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Bekome a Mek

[X]Do Somethin Else
-[X]Turn many of dem guns into betta shootas!
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Ah, the Orkiest of pastimes: Welding a bunch of guns together to make a bigger gun with MOAR DAKKA!!!

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]Grab the biggest, choppiest choppa available and charge headlong into the hummies. Dey kan't krump me if I'z black!
-[X]Where? The River
Sir Plusse threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Choppa time! Total: 71
71 71
 
[x]Run into the Enemy
-[x] How? Find some lost humies to kill all quiet like, and take their loot and dakka
-[x] Where? In da Forest
[x] Spend Biggens
-[x] Paint myself blue
Nevill threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Ya feeling lucky, punk? Total: 144
91 91 53 53
 
[X]Spend Biggness
-[x] Become da dok

[X] Do Somethin Else
-[x] The hills
-[x] Stitch up the boyz wot aint dead yet and see wot happens
CrabTravelLLC threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Mad dokkin Total: 75
75 75
 
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[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab some humie corpses and use the skin as a humie disguise, then go steal a bunch of humie stuff. Boats or trukks or somefing wif dakka!
-[X] The River
Ralakesh threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: SKINWALKA Total: 84
84 84
 
[X] Try to find and orkify a hummie sniper rifle, if I need to be a mek to do this just take one as is.

@Planetary Tennis Btw way I did try to do an action for turn one (shoot over the boyz, rolled a 24) but forgot to put the x and brackets in. if you can still count it and tell me what happened that would be great, but I completely understand if you just want to ignore it and move on.
Randomnerd threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Lootin Total: 63
63 63
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]Grab the best gun I can find and hop aboard a truck
-[X]the River
Sneaking around got me killed, let's just full send it this time.
Karnax626 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Charge 'em Total: 42
42 42
 
[X]Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab 2 Shootas an' start train'ing sumzing called Gun-Fu.
-[X] To da Forest
Gnich threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Gun-Fu Total: 12
12 12
 
Wat ya gits all runnin' ta the rivah for? All the flashiest loot be ovah in tha humie city!

But in all seriousness, you all do you. I wouldn't be opposed if some more people came along to the city however, I think it's only myself and a few others heading that way currently.
 
Don look at me i rolled a 7 on atempting to build a truck im pretty sure im dead. Or at least destroyed the truck
 
[X]Do Somethin Else
-[X] Find a bigger and better choppa, even if youz gotta make it yerself
-[X] Da Forest

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X] Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
-[X] Become da Mek: Lets ya do meky things.


Edit: Whoops, 59 and 29 are the rolls that should be taken into account
Kaboomatic threw 3 100-faced dice. Total: 149
59 59 29 29 61 61
 
[x] Run into the Enemy
- [x] How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
- [x] Where? The River
[x] Spend Biggness
- [x] Get some Squigs: some Squigs ta help in da fight.


Edit: oh dang
dough threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 16
16 16
 
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[x]Do Somethin Else
-[X]Go put Orks 'ere dere is none, and Krump anything that's there.
-[X]The Forest

I'm doing this for basically pop growth. More Boyz from More Territory means More WAAAAAGH!

And that's always good!

Also I died but whatever.
ArchAIngel threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: NEARLY FORGOT Total: 68
68 68
 
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[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Grab all da dakka I cans carry, den go shoot up some humies!
-[X] The River

[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Paint yerself yellow: yellow now da only color, ya now even more shooty.

Edit: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!
(Only first dice counts I guess, but, well)
Dragonofelder threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Dakka Dakka! Total: 200
100 100 100 100
 
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