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Get Ya Krumpers On (Ork Riot Quest)

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Biggenz Spendin
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    • ∆ 1 Biggens
    Paint yerself red: red now da only color, ya go fasta.
    Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.
    Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
    Paint yerself yellow: yellow now da only color, ya now even more shooty.
    Paint yerself white: white now da only color, ya now even more choppy.
    Paint yerself purple: purple now da only color, ya so sneaky I already lost ya.
    Get some Squigs: some Squigs ta help in da fight.
    Get some gretchen: like Squigs but mur annoyin.
    Become da Weirdboy: more likely ta explode sometimes at enemies.

    ∆ 3 Biggens
    Become da Mek: Lets ya do meky things.
    Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
    Become da Dok: Lets ya do Doky things.

    As ya get more biggenz ya can do mor things with dem. Some dings require other dings. Ya can act and spend ya Biggens
     
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    • [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
    -[X]Where? The River
    Chimeraguard threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 98
    98 98
     
    [X] Build some kinda fancy instrument and start ROKKIN OUT to help get the boys pumped up!
    The Bird threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: BOYZ, ITS TIME TO ROKK! Total: 82
    82 82
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X] Get some boyz onna trukk
    -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
    HeWhoAdds threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Not sure if we need to roll??? Total: 9
    9 9
     
    [X]Do Somethin Else
    -[X] Take sum of da looted gunz a coble together a machine gun fit for a Nob
    [X]Spend Biggness
    -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.

    Shouldn't have thrown that die
    Lord Necromancer threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Guess I'm throwing a die Total: 3
    3 3
     
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    [X]Do Somethin Else
    -[X] Grab some other Dakka and make your self a propa Heavy Dakka gun!
    -[X] Head to the River and find some Hummies to Krump! Take some boyz with you for the funz! Find a Trukk to get there fasta!

    [X]Spend Biggness
    -[X] Become da Nob: Lets ya do Noby things.
    ConfusedCanuck threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Ork Rollz Total: 89
    89 89
     
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    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
    -[X]Where? The River

    Now let's go krump'in!

    Edit: Surprised it work'd dis time
    Archivist Grim threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: The krunp'in Total: 87
    87 87
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!

    [X]Spend Biggness
    -[X] Paint yerself blue

    Yeah!!!! The power of rerolls is by my side! Fear me Hummies!!!!

    EDIT: Thank got I got that reroll!
    Kingster threw 2 100-faced dice. Reason: Run and Shoot! Total: 51
    6 6 45 45
     
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    [X]Do Somethin Else
    -[X]Make an wagon.
    -[X]Get a hummie trukk, and a bunch of their punny guns, bolt all the flashy pew pew guns togeder on the roof of the wagon trigger linked to the horn. Call it the waaaaghical scholl trukk.
    MrRobot threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Krafty Total: 7
    7 7
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!

    [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.

    Iz want to be Betta shoota but I wantz to also live longer so iz can WAAAGHH longa
    Valkyrien threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Dakka Dakka Dakka! Total: 39
    39 39
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]Grab the best gun I can find and hop aboard a truck
    -[X]the River
    [X]Spend Biggness
    -[X]Paint yerself blue

    I can't sound like an ork so i'm not going to try.
    _Lurker_ threw 2 100-faced dice. Total: 140
    91 91 49 49
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
    -[X]Where? The River
    TheMaskedReader threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: WAAAAGH Total: 93
    93 93
     
    [x]Do Somethin Else
    -[X]Go put Orks 'ere dere is none, and Krump anything that's there.
    -[X]The Forest

    Iz be awfully Kunnin, Krumping 2 Gitz with 1 Choppa ere!
    Bias threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: ERE WE GO ERE WE GO! Total: 64
    64 64
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    - [X]Grab the biggest, choppiest choppa available and charge headlong into the hummies. Dey kan't krump me if I'z black!
    - [X]Where? The River
    [X]Spend Biggness
    - [X]Paint yourself black: black now da only color, ya now tuffa ya can't die frum da bad rolz.
    - [X]Become da Weirdboy: more likely ta explode sometimes at enemies.

    Edit: Damn, I didn't realize that black paint meant I couldn't die but I've already rolled like I've got blue so I'm not sure I can swap... Eh, what ever I'll swap over and roll a third die to make it fair.
    Sir LagsAlot threw 3 100-faced dice. Total: 171
    56 56 62 62 53 53
     
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    I am assuming those of us who die can just come back as a new ork?

    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X] Charge at it
    -[X] Them big boxes is fulla hummies! Get 'em!!! (the City)
    wrecksalot threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 88
    88 88
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X] While da trucks are distract'n' da 'umies. I will sneak up on them via swimm'n'.
    -[X] Da big wet line 'n da ground (The River)
    ConfusedPotato threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Purple Energy Total: 51
    51 51
     
    [X]Run into the Enemy
    -[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
    -[X]Where? The River
    notbirdofprey threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: WAAAAGHHHH!!! Total: 41
    41 41
     
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