Our Fam
Dad
- Killed in a terrible swan attack
- You are surprisingly not that sad about it, somehow barely got emotionally close to him
- Had a beautiful moustache, you're ashamed to say you lack one
Mom
- Has a demonic gunslinger named Diablo as a familiar, black fur, tail, hooves, red horns and mask like shell on face, big tusks, has living gun that fires compressed screams of pain
- You were formerly her apprentice, she criticized you alot
- Ate a dog familiars face when it tried to bite you, she is occasionally hardcore like that
Sis
- Your nerdy older sis
- Closet weeb, closet shipper, closet lesbian, she is so deep in the closet she is right next to the skeletons
- Keeps around a vial with her multiverse in it to defend herself by summoning claw slashes from her catgirl world
You
- Loser
- Someone in school called you a femboy, you're ashamed cause they're right
- Name is literally You, Y-O-U, same goes for the rest of the family, their names are just Dad, Mom, and Sis, weird I know