CCnJ:

I'm resistant to the idea of "spend time around biological relatives who abandoned Hana and Hazou at a critical time in their lives, actively fucked over Hana's ability to get missions (leading Hazou to count cards/cheat dice when he was Academy age and get in Big Trouble with the Mist Yakuza), and then (iirc) tried to get Hazou to join as a way to manipulate Hana into returning."

I'm sure that, with enough social-fu and collaborative brainstorming, we could get them to like Hazou. I do agree that, with high enough socials (which I'll admit that I doubt Hazou currently has right now), we could even be able to get IN Socials Training or a copy of the Pain Ritual Seals.

However, the subplot proposed seems, to me, to be "Hazou voluntarily returns to manipulative/neglectful/outright malicious biological relatives, with the intent of trading and/or stealing shinies." Truth be told, this subplot holds very little appeal to me.

It feels like Hazou is voluntarily returning to a household that neglected and abandoned him. It treads upon my own past trauma and, additionally, I find the idea of enriching the people who abandoned/actively fucked over their own family members to be distasteful-on-the-verge-of-repulsive.

While I do not begrudge any of the hivemind for wanting to engage in the subplot, I, myself, would be far more inclined to spend time around our Found Family and make Shinies of our own.

I recognize that this reaction is a visceral one rooted in reaction to past hurts, and I am willing to concede that I am reacting somewhat disproportionately. This situation is not my situation, after all.

If a good, solid action plan were presented at time with no other pressing subplots in motion (examples of such would include the ROCKWAR, Orochimaru Desiring to Vivisect Kei, Pangolins marching on Dog Territory, Hidan showing up, or something equally immediately pressing) I would be likely to vote for it if there was sufficient enough (5 or more votes?) interest in triggering the subplot.

However, the vote would be made out of a concession to the collective interests of the hivemind (insert standard spiel about collaborative storytelling), and my contribution towards directing Hazou's social-fu would be minimal at best.

I apologize if this post comes across as rude or irrational.
I think Oneiros' proposal has us dealing with Hanzo, Hazō's cousin who was too young to actually be involved in those things. Shin was a little shit, but that doesn't mean they all have to be.

Also, there is light evidence that Ren helped Hana on the down-low. I'm not saying she's a good person, just that there's a chance she's not entirely awful.
 
Chasing a friendly S-ranker that does not want to be caught would be a fun challenge. Not sure under what circumstances it would happen. Maybe Jiraiya will have a life crisis or run away when we rescue him? Added stakes if there is some problem only they can solve getting worse in the background.
 
Chasing a friendly S-ranker that does not want to be caught would be a fun challenge. Not sure under what circumstances it would happen. Maybe Jiraiya will have a life crisis or run away when we rescue him? Added stakes if there is some problem only they can solve getting worse in the background.
Ami-style training:

Level 1: Get a friendly S-ranker to run away from you
Level 2: Catch them
Level 3: Report to Asuma and survive
Levels 4-6: Repeat with an unfriendly S-ranker
Level 7: Repeat with Ami
 
I am being extremely specific in saying that I think that they are wildly implausible. I could have used less hyperbolic language, perhaps, but there's a vast difference between what I think is wildly unrealistic and what is wildly unrealistic.

This is especially galling given that I went to pains to spell out that I wanted to be convinced and that I was conscious of the fact that I might be missing things - important things! - was therefore (this was by implication; perhaps it should have been made explicit) going to interpret your arguments as generously as possible, see below.
Okay I will keep playing ball. But just to let you know that the way that you are saying things is making me incredibly worked up and emotional. I know that I am overly sensitive to these things but I am feeling miserable right now. I do not like to feel this way which is why I wanted to drop it in the first place.
Okay - what do you want to get out of him in that first visit, and how do you propose we get it?

Propping up his regime would require that we either increase his personal or political power. I don't see good ways to do that. Our biggest resource in Mist is Ami/AMI, and if they can negotiate with him, they're going to do it for personal gain, not our gain. Moreover, if he has anything we want (i.e., permission to train us, the ability to order Ren or clan sealmasters to disclose Pain's seal, etc.) then I'd imagine he's also got access to a social-spec chuunin who can run rings around us.

'Prop up this clan' also sounds like - at the very least - international politics. We'd be manuevering into a position where we, a foreign body, are responsible for a good chunk of the power of a Mist council clan. If we found out that (say) the Aburame were in the pocket of the Mori, there would be significant repercussions. I expect the same would be true of Mist, Kurosawa, and Goketsu. My model of Asuma says that he probably doesn't want us, a clan head with minimal political acumen and a history of social gaffes, to meddle in Mist politics. Can you explain where and why your model differs? What proposal are you going to bring to Asuma before we go to Mist?

I want to get Iron Nerve socials and pains seals. The way get it is buy securing his powerbase through a combination of money, 7th path trade, a way to launder seals into money without being tracked, research notes, possibly a summoner, and, a dragon sword.

I am not worried of being out maneuvered because our offer will be completely genuine. If we are not getting the high EV items we will just not make a deal. And if we are worried about him trying to socially maneuver us we will have Hanna available to tilt the flow of negotiations into our favor.

Yes this is international politics and we are going to be helping Mist. However a majority of Mist is already under foreign influence since Ami is a Leaf nin. I think we can easily sell this to Asuma as giving him a second lever to use to keep Mist from deciding to back stab us. I personally disagree with your assessment of Hazou's political abilities. Another thing to remember is that any knowledge we get about our bloodline is a long term powerup to Leaf through our descendants. If Asuma isn't on board the plan doesn't work but I don't see any reasons he would inherently be against it

Hana is better at politicking than we are. On that basis, I don't think we can count on concealing plans from her. So, if we approach her for help, she's going to know what we want to do. The minimal ask is 'help us enact deals between Kurosawa and Goketsu which favour Goketsu'. This seems like it would constitute her working against Mist's best interests - slanted deals hurt Mist. (The full extent of what it sounds like you're asking for - having the Kurosawa clan head deeply indebted to Leaf - rises to the level of treason IMO and would probably be a non-starter.) Are there reasons you think she'd be amenable to this other than that we're her kid and that her relationship with the Kurosawa and Mist hasn't always been positive? Her bonds to Kurosawa and the village as a whole were strong enough that she didn't give us IN training as a kid. I don't forecast those bonds having weakened significantly.

The reason that Hana will have more range to help us now than in the past is the fact that the Kurosawa are weak right now. They almost certainly took some losses from the many operations that happened because of us (Taking out Hidden Swamp, The Ultimate Showdown and the Battle of the Gods) on top of any losses that they took when Utakata took power from Ren. They don't have room to maneuver at present since they are basically a completely disgraced clan that the Mizukage is allowing to live.

Do you mean the AMI, or Ami?

In either case, I think that 'freely' is likely to be an overstatement. No one gives anything for nothing. Ami knows what IN training would mean to us and she's going to want something in return. What do think we should offer her? Or do you think that she owes us favours, and as such, we can draw on those owed favours?
I meant The AMI, they will be willing to support us to a fairly large degree. But we also can exploit Ami herself. She can help us out with this to her full capabilities or we will cut her out from FOOM.
uick check: do you agree that 'bloodline secrets' constitute an incredibly valuable resource? Do you agree that what we'd be asking for would constitute bloodline secrets? I answer 'yes' to both questions, so that's motivating a lot of what comes next.

We're someone not of their clan who's asking for clan training. I wouldn't be comfortable going to the Nara or the Yamanaka and asking for what they teach 14-year-olds, and we're on better terms with both of those clans than we are the Kurosawa. We'd need to offer them something of similar value - at least the same order of magnitude - to make that work. I can't think of anything we have which Asuma would approve us trading, and he would need to approve it. He already talked about what he would and wouldn't let us give away when we got the koi, and it wasn't a tremendously impressive list, especially given that we were bargaining for Noburi's ability to remain functional.

Yes I think we are going for incredibly valuable resources. There are lots of ways we can sell learning them. From doing it in secret with Hanzo, to playing up the fact that we are a Kurosawa by blood. Once again the way we convince Asuma to let us play ball is by convincing him that we can build peace for generations thanks to the very unique circumstances that exist from us being both from Leaf and Mist

Can you outline why you think Mist would constitute a friendly environment? I expect a lot of powerful people to remain be upset with us for defecting, and there to be some reasonable concentration of those people within old/knowledgeable/establishment Kurosawa.

The AMI will be friendly to our goals. We have Hana who is one of Mist's best diplomats and heaviest hitters remaining. Utakata himself was a missing nin so we can leverage that to get us into a better position. And if some of the Kurosawa are still upset with us that's a good thing because they are the people who want to make Hanzo a figurehead. We can use them as a wedge to generate support
 
Okay I will keep playing ball. But just to let you know that the way that you are saying things is making me incredibly worked up and emotional. I know that I am overly sensitive to these things but I am feeling miserable right now. I do not like to feel this way which is why I wanted to drop it in the first place.
I'd like to pause for a moment and confirm that what you're saying here is equivalent to 'I feel able to continue this conversation and I feel like I will be able to discontinue this conversation if I need to in order to remain [emotionally regulated/calm/your choice of analogous word or phrase] and other properties of healthy communication'. Without commenting on how I feel I'm expressing myself, I don't anticipate the manner in which I'm expressing myself changing significantly should we continue the conversation. If that's not a good fit, it's not a good fit - we both want to have productive conversations and if there's any reason that isn't likely to happen then mutual discontinuation seems like the sane thing to do. Moreover, leisure activities should be net fun, being miserable is not fun, and AFAIK this is a leisure activity for everyone involved.

FWIW what I heard you say initially was 'this topic frustrates me because I feel unheard', not 'I wish to drop this topic, if everyone could refrain from engaging with me, I'd appreciate it'. When I hear people say that they don't feel heard, my general response is to try to communicate with them very clearly in hopes of helping them feel heard. Text-based communication is lossy and it sounds like a lot of intention has been scrambled.

Am I correct in hearing you say that you're good to keep going, or would you like to leave it here?
 
I want to get Iron Nerve socials and pains seals. The way get it is buy securing his powerbase through a combination of money, 7th path trade, a way to launder seals into money without being tracked, research notes, possibly a summoner, and, a dragon sword.
Clarification - is this what you want ultimately, or is this what you want out of the first visit?

If the former, what do you want out of the first visit?

If the latter, how do you plan on achieving that?
I am not worried of being out maneuvered because our offer will be completely genuine. If we are not getting the high EV items we will just not make a deal. And if we are worried about him trying to socially maneuver us we will have Hanna available to tilt the flow of negotiations into our favor.
Our apology to the Obayun was entirely genuine. We lost the social combat and we could have taken consequences etc.

I don't agree that we're going to be able to bring Hana to the negotiating table, especially not in the context of social combat with the head of the Kurosawa. It will be very easy for him to say 'Hana, this is between us' and very difficult for her to refuse a direct order like that.

Actors that we engage with can be assumed, IMO, to try to use the advantages they have to get the better of us. When they have higher social skills than us (most ninja we try to trade with, probably every Kurosawa chuunin, almost certainly Hanzo) I expect them to a) recognize this b) remove things we could use to mitigate our disadvantage and c) force a contested roll which we then lose.

Do you agree that's a likely outcome? If not, why not? If so, what's your contingency? I don't think that simple precommitment ('we will not make bad deals') is going to be enough to protect us from the vast spectrum of possible bad outcomes.
Yes this is international politics and we are going to be helping Mist. However a majority of Mist is already under foreign influence since Ami is a Leaf nin. I think we can easily sell this to Asuma as giving him a second lever to use to keep Mist from deciding to back stab us. I personally disagree with your assessment of Hazou's political abilities. Another thing to remember is that any knowledge we get about our bloodline is a long term powerup to Leaf through our descendants. If Asuma isn't on board the plan doesn't work but I don't see any reasons he would inherently be against it
I disagree that we can trivially take this to the Hokage, but I think that it would be smart to sit down and have a conversation with Leaf's leading expert on Mist - that is, Ami - and talk to her about this sort of thing. One, it ensures we don't step on any of her Mist plans (which are now, by extension, Leaf/Asuma's plans) and for another, if she thinks that we have something, she'll probably help us optimize, offer us resources, and generally be supportive. That might not be costless, but there isn't a downside to letting her know what we're doing (we'd have to anyway because we can't run our own op in Mist when there's a possibility of running into a Leaf op) and just floating the idea probably costs way less than asking for her help. At the very least, we can get a price for that help out of her and pay for her initial impressions with...whatever dessert she likes, and a miniature replica of Hokage Mountain with her face and Kei's face on it.

(That might be treason but I'm sure we can think of a fun gift she can then tease us endlessly about.)

I think that a smart thing to do here would be to first go to Ami and propose our plan. You're right that she has a lot of control over Mist. I expect Asuma uses it (or tries). She's more inclined to
 
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At the very least, we can get a price for that help out of her and pay for her initial impressions with...whatever dessert she likes, and a miniature replica of Hokage Mountain with her face and Kei's face on it.
This gives me an idea:

[jk] Gift Kei with a Snowglobe that has a small kitten statue inside it, then immediately start running.
 
Clarification - is this what you want ultimately, or is this what you want out of the first visit?
Yes
If the latter, how do you plan on achieving that?
By making a deal that is equivalent in worth to the value that we are going to receive

I don't agree that we're going to be able to bring Hana to the negotiating table, especially not in the context of social combat with the head of the Kurosawa. It will be very easy for him to say 'Hana, this is between us' and very difficult for her to refuse a direct order like that.
If we can't convince Hana to support us in offering a fair deal than yes we shouldn't engage in this. I think the odd of that happening are significantly low enough that we shouldn't worry

Do you agree that's a likely outcome? If not, why not? If so, what's your contingency? I don't think that simple precommitment ('we will not make bad deals') is going to be enough to protect us from the vast spectrum of possible bad outcomes.
What are the bad outcomes? At worst we just leave Mist without getting what we want. I honestly don't see what you are so worried about so would appreciate it if you could explain that

I disagree that we can trivially take this to the Hokage, but I think that it would be smart to sit down and have a conversation with Leaf's leading expert on Mist - that is, Ami - and talk to her about this sort of thing. One, it ensures we don't step on any of her Mist plans (which are now, by extension, Leaf/Asuma's plans) and for another, if she thinks that we have something, she'll probably help us optimize, offer us resources, and generally be supportive. That might not be costless, but there isn't a downside to letting her know what we're doing (we'd have to anyway because we can't run our own op in Mist when there's a possibility of running into a Leaf op) and just floating the idea probably costs way less than asking for her help. At the very least, we can get a price for that help out of her and pay for her initial impressions with...whatever dessert she likes, and a miniature replica of Hokage Mountain with her face and Kei's face on it.

(That might be treason but I'm sure we can think of a fun gift she can then tease us endlessly about.)

I think that the smart thing to do here would be to first go to Ami and propose our plan. You're right that she has a lot of control over Mist. I expect Asuma uses it (or tries). She's more inclined to
We have already talked to Ami about this. It's how we got information on the current layout of the Kurosawa clan.
 
Has Noburi been studying Orochimaru's notes or does that have to be voted in? There has not been time, but when Hazō needs to raise skills to fill his pyramid if he raises medical he can examine Mareo in person.
 
Has Noburi been studying Orochimaru's notes or does that have to be voted in? There has not been time, but when Hazō needs to raise skills to fill his pyramid if he raises medical he can examine Mareo in person.
IIRC, we asked Noburi to glance over them to see what they were worth, but idk if that counts as "in depth study to learn/gain XP."
 
[X] I Need to Axe Yu(no) a Question

@FaintlySorcerous if it is too close to the deadline to change a thing I get it, but since this is over, like, a week, could we have some...I don't even know. I just think pushing to adopt Honoka before other estate ninja, and before the new system is in place of preemptive. I'd rather a cute Hazou and Ino line, or Ami style training.
 
Trying to understand how opsec compartments work. One scenario for SC is three requirements with no room for flexibility. Will not be captured on missions. Will not leak information to anyone. Having SC provides more value than it costs. Both Noburi and Kagome seem to meet the first requirement as summoners. Kagome not leaking information is a tough sell. Maybe if he always had an Arachnid minder on his shoulder? The last requirement is arbitrary by design. Asuma is the sole arbiter.

Not sure what to do if the Great Seal is not important enough to to grant SC. Look at records of cases it has been granted? Noburi is in a unique situation. Understanding the chakra systems of his SCs reveals facets of which parts of bloodlines do not copy over. Tsunade studying him after he learned ACE could be very valuable for producing more shinobi. It feels like there are steps that can be taken besides bribery to modify behavior in a way that makes giving out SC more acceptable. Assuming willingness to let Asuma put limits on freedoms until his conditions no longer need to be met.

Need to check how many academy students fail out with 1CP upper limits but good fundamentals. Even a small percent more shinobi makes a difference over several years if they can be kickstarted by ACE 1 year delayed from peers.
 
I just think pushing to adopt Honoka before other estate ninja, and before the new system is in place of preemptive.
I'm not quite sure what you're saying. However, no mention of Honoka is made in the current plan.
Offscreen:
  • Prepare to adopt the remaining estate nin.
IMO 'prepare' is nebulous (probably a bad sign but there isn't wordcount to flesh it out now and it's unlikely to backfire) and mostly involves lining up tickets, checking that they're on board, etc. IMO. The execution of the adoption is specifically not happening.

I'm also pretty sure the new system is in place.

I'm not adding anything else on-screen and Ami-style training is a chance of a single experience point. (Of the last two attempted, one worked.) I'd rather be able to snap our fingers in a later update and make good on a long-standing promise.

If you have a specific brilliant suggestion I'm happy to consider it but I'm more or less maxed on the amount of creative energy I can put into this plan.
 
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I'm resistant to the idea of "spend time around biological relatives who abandoned Hana and Hazou at a critical time in their lives, actively fucked over Hana's ability to get missions (leading Hazou to count cards/cheat dice when he was Academy age and get in Big Trouble with the Mist Yakuza), and then (iirc) tried to get Hazou to join as a way to manipulate Hana into returning."

No, no, it's a very good point.

However, the subplot proposed seems, to me, to be "Hazou voluntarily returns to manipulative/neglectful/outright malicious biological relatives, with the intent of trading and/or stealing shinies." Truth be told, this subplot holds very little appeal to me.

Yeah, i'm firmy on the "The only reason we should met the Kurosawa is to gloat about what we have accomplished and ask them if they regret kicking Hana and us out". Also ask for the birthday presents Ren owes us. It's not a position that maximizes utility, i understand, but we don't really need the Kurosawa for something important, aside from maybe the Nagi seal. But for that we can go directly to the Mizukage.
 
What is it do I sense? An ethics debate? That's my favorite!

*resurfaces*
Ugh, what deontologists. Even their notion of absolution is tied up in their weird moral philosophy.
Worse: they're virtue ethicists. They're suggesting that they don't deserve to feel at peace because of what they did and what that implies about their identities. Pure deontology doesn't have the language for condemning people so; deontology only condemns actions. If you're not hurting anyone at the moment, deontology has no beef with you, even if you've personally slit the throats of a trillion innocent children. Virtue ethics, however, may well suggest that it's morally wrong for you to feel happy if you're a terrible person.
Ugh, deontologists. It could be so easy! Examine your action set, then take the action that does the most good!
Ack, ack, but that's also naive! That's how you end up paying blackmail, that's how you get cowed into submission by an escalation-bot like Orochimaru, that's how your civilization gets colonized by the Empire of the Masks, that's how you end up powerless to oppose a madman with nuclear warheads, and that's not how you foil Voldemort's plans to memory-loop you into murdering someone. Naive first-order consequentialists are sitting ducks for adversaries with (approximate) access to their source code, because these adversaries can then extort you into doing anything they want by promising to hurt you otherwise. Being the kind of person who irrationally adheres to some moral frameworks frequently has better game-theoretic outcomes across possible worlds.

Of course, other times your totalitarian regime just executes you for disloyalty, because it doesn't want people it can't control, so the above observation is no excuse to stop thinking. On the other hand, if everyone was like that, totalitarian regimes wouldn't have been possible to begin with, so...

It's hard to say what Akane should've done in that situation. All in all her compromising on her morals wasn't really the result of enemy action, it was part of an arguably-rational Leaf infosec policy. But it's more complex than just "pick the action that has the best outcomes in the specific world that I happen to inhabit", and if Akane thinks she fucked the calculations up, she fucked the calculations up.

(Not that I'm subscribing to naive deontology or virtue ethics here, Jashin forbid. But they're useful low-tech approximations of e. g. Functional Decision Theory, and have their place.)
 
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Statuette of a kitten napping on a sphere, then? We'd still have to immediately start running, of course.

Snow globe? We could just use an air dome (for either being a stationary snow hemisphere or as a perfectly hemispheric mold). If that doesn't work, ES'ing the base is easy and good enough glassworking was possible since Roman times. For perfectly clear globes, that same link has examples from the 1500s, though I didn't check to make sure there were no earlier examples. Could EM make a good enough forge if we needed it to?

Anyway, we'll just add creating a snowglobe industry (as well as a black sealing paper industry) to the stuff we absolutely must do before O'uzu. :V

Just imagine how much merch we can sell to Kei's fan club.
 
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