"This restaurant sucks."
Those words kind of slip out of your mouth. The four girls sitting on three seats in front of you and the two girls on the bland, beige couch you're sitting on turn around and stare at you. You put your hands in front of your mouth.
"Oh, um, sorry, I know this isn't a dinner date or anything…" you say, but your eyes immediately gravitate towards the two girls sitting on the same chair. One of them, a tall South Asian girl with straight hair cut about her shoulders, stares back at you, twirling her fingers through the cherry blonde curls of a comparatively tiny white girl with closed eyes and then placing her hands over her ears.
"We know as well. There's no need to worry." She coldly smiles back. "Emmy likes it a lot, so I just wanted to take her for a treat. Little things keep us all stable and together, you know?"
"Yeah," you mumble.
"We absolutely do need to be stable and together for this mission, which I assume you all want debriefed to you, yes?" she says to you.
"Yeah," you mumble. The two younger and shier girls to your left and front-left nod. The girl immediately to your right says 'aye', the girl to your front right says 'yes'. 'Emmy' doesn't say anything at all, like she's sleeping.
"This is our target." The tall girl takes out a photo of a somewhat brawny Mediterranean man.
"Oh. I recognise him. He told me how to get to this restaurant."
"You do?" she says. You look up at her, but see her reaching for a bread knife out of the corner of your vision.
"Yeah, uh…"
You're probably late — when were you supposed to meet everyone? — you have no clue where you're going. Spend a feverish thirty minutes clambering for your luggage, pass through airport security (can't detect magical weapons), pretend you weren't going to fall down that flight of stairs (you're not that ditzy, you swear), exit Hollywood Burbank Airport.
Were you supposed to be in Burbank? You check your phone's memo, full of notes you've copied from text messages.
'(iris forwarded this to me)
For the good of society
Take out a modern evil
Selflessness alone can't feed us
$10,000 for seven takers, pooled together by the South Cali's Witches Alliance'
Not helpful.
'('anne kathavarayan', """field leader""" for the vague mission with an actual payout)
I live in Burbank. We'll get something to eat at Barnaby's (floor three, Oldfield Shopping Mall) to build rapport before discussing mission details. In person security is best security (picture of cat im nto copying)' (oh, oh, that's the tall girl's name! And did you seriously have to remember leaving that typo in?)
Okay, that's more like it. Only, where's Oldfield Shopping Mall?
You continue to walk outside Hollywood Burbank Airport, fiddling away at your maps app. You press directions, try to press 'current location', your location is off (battery life), you press 'turn it back on and go to the settings menu, you turn it on but it doesn't take you back, press the back button, begin typing Oldfield and accidentally tap on some location in England, get directions to England—
Someone bumps into you, nearly sending your phone flying.
"Hi, sorry!"
"No, no worries!" You turn around. It's a Greek-looking guy in his early twenties with toned muscles, wearing only a white vest and cheap black jogging shorts. As you stop, you notice one of your earphones is dangling by your shoulder, somehow at its max.
"—No, no, you have to understand, it wasn't like we ignored her family on purpose. It was the late 60s, you know, Vietnam, protests, riots… We were caught up maintaining the peace on the home front, making sure our boys had a solid America to go back to." "And what about our girls?" "Obviously we needed to do the best for our girls, but we only have so many resources. What about Elodie Walter, you know? She was murdered more recently, why aren't you reporting on her? —"
"Oh, is that a true crime podcast?" the guy you crashed into asked.
"Yeah, needed something to block out the surroundings."
"I love true crime, I listen to it all the time when I'm jogging. I just find it so fascinating. Although, not the unsolved stuff! It's hard to sleep when you know there are sickos and deviants doing god knows what to our mothers, daughters, sisters, you know."
"Yeah… uh, I'm a little lost. How do I get to Oldfield Shopping Centre?"
"Oh, oh, I'm rambling, anyway—"
Anne puts the bread knife she totally wasn't pointing at you on the waiter's stack of everyone's plates as you finish recounting your journey here (making sure to sound better at travelling out loud than you do in your own head).
"It's weird that this guy sounds like he hates murderers and loves women, since we know he kills magical girls."
The girl to her left, your right — an African-American girl with her hair tied in a single bun — raises her hand.
"Oh, so that's why you paid so much and said so little!"
"It's not so much," the dirty blonde facing her cuts in.
"Okay, but, like, we usually clean up the nightmares and demons facing humanity, right? But this guy isn't a demon or anything, he's a real dude. And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here: you didn't give too many details 'cause you don't know how or why he knows about magical girls, don't want the bastard finding us, right?"
"That's exactly right, Annette," Anne says. Nobody asked for two Annes, and yet…
"Okay, okay. You want us to hunt the hunters," Annette says.
"The Southern California Witches' Association wants us to apprehend or otherwise permanently deal with this individual, who has and remains capable of penetrating defensive and evasive spells and gunning down our peers, yes."
"You don't seem so worried. Neither do you," yes, you, "and you met him. Do you think he knew?"
"I don't know..." you reply.
"Well, we better figure out who this guy is and what he or the thing possessing him wants, right? Otherwise you're next on the cutting board, uh, um… I don't know anyone's names! What's your name." Annette asks flatly.
Well, what is it?