We Will Never Die: Rebooted (A Halo Spartan Quest)

Motherfucker. This suddenly turned into a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure crossover.
No... It's just that Light just gained a body thanks to mind magic bullshit.

It's unfortunately temporary.
Which still seems like exactly the sort of thing that the Precursors would consider consistent with the physics they know and embody.

Motherfucker.
As I would say...

Get wrecked.

Also, seriously, no one wants the speed force?
 
I admit... psionic projection has a crazy amount of obvious potential, especially considering that we are two mad scientists gradually being subsumed by one another. Jojo had some utterly absurd conceptual abilities that sometimes can barely be described but people rarely finessed them to their proper potential. If you turn that key, even if we aren't breaking out higher order reality warping like King Crimson, I can pretty much tell you that the Covenant will have legitimate reason to think us demons.

Most of these, yeah. Most of these are less obvious but there are no underpowered powers here.
No... It's just that Light just gained a body thanks to mind magic bullshit.

It's unfortunately temporary.

As I would say...

Get wrecked.

Also, seriously, no one wants the speed force?
I'm thinking your superstrength one is an outright invocation of Superboy Prime, honestly, and that bastard was punching the universe a new anus on a regular basis toward the end. Not something in the universe. The universe.

You really gave us nothing lackluster.

No, Light only gets a body temporarily whenever we use it.
Eh. Less thrilled then, though that seems... unlikely to be its full application considering that Light is gradually ceasing to be Light.
 
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Jojo had some utterly absurd conceptual abilities that sometimes can barely be described but people rarely finessed them to their proper potential. If you turn that key, even if we aren't breaking out higher order reality warping like King Crimson, I can pretty much tell you that the Covenant will have legitimate reason to think us demons.
Especially if we break out shit like Grateful Dead, Killer Queen, or C-Moon. It's especially terrifying to someone that can't actually see it. It would just be "Every soldier around him is aging to death" "Everyone is vanishing in a plume of smoke and fire" or "Everyone's organs are turning inside out" with no discernable cause.

Edit: Goodness how could I forget the mind rape part? Yeah that'll be disturbing to say the least.
 
The one thing I'm not personally interested in is Eagle Vision. Psychic powers are likely to fill that job of intelligence gathering almost as well and have a bunch of other cool things tagged along.
 
Well it was what came to mind with "These guys I'm seeing are red, gold, and blue." Any hint as to what it is if it's not Eagle Vision?
All I shall say is this.

A Weak Mind is simple to control, a strong mind difficult... and a mind conflicted, can be made to do anything if pushed hard enough.

Edit: It's Shatterpoint.
 
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[X] Plan Comunications, IA's and Psionic POWAH!
-[X]FTL communications: You have an idea to send the Comms buoys through slipspace.
-[X]Experimental AI platforms: Sigma should be able to shitpost to earth from this ship… that is a promise.
-[X]You saw Light… standing over you… and you felt his hand on your skin… "Psionic projection?" He hypothesized. "Groovy."
 
[X] Plan Stronk Boi
-[X]Experimental AI platforms: Sigma should be able to shitpost to earth from this ship… that is a promise.
-[X]Augmentations Facilities: Why have only one ship be a place to create more spartans… why not attempt to make it here as well.
-[X]You felt like nothing could stop you… and than you picked up over three tons… with your bare hands.

You gotta admit that it would be fun to break entire squads of Brutes and Elites with our BEAR FUCKING HANDS!
 
  1. Operating name: Pray for the best prepare for the worse.
  2. [X]Targeting system.
  3. [X]Mobile base platform
  4. [X]You began seeing people not as people… but as outlines… of blue, gold… and red. Peculiar.(I hope it is what I think it is and let you see the soul or for what they truly are.)
 
... REALLY GODDMIT DICE GODS

[X] Plan: Eyes and being ready
-[X]Mobile Base Platforms" You know the Spirit of Fire has these mobile base systems for forward operating posts… why not give it a try.
-[X]Augmentations Facilities: Why have only one ship be a place to create more spartans… why not attempt to make it here as well.
-[X]You began seeing people not as people… but as outlines… of blue, gold… and red. Peculiar.
What is a Dice god and what is the ability to see people in that color call I really want to know?
 
What is a Dice god and what is the ability to see people in that color call I really want to know?
Dice God: THe ones who give me everything I need for bullshit storytelling.

As for the colors... you have to get people to vote for that, and for it to win, just to make sure you find out.
 
[X] Plan Stronk Boi
-[X]Experimental AI platforms: Sigma should be able to shitpost to earth from this ship… that is a promise.
-[X]Augmentations Facilities: Why have only one ship be a place to create more spartans… why not attempt to make it here as well.
-[X]You felt like nothing could stop you… and than you picked up over three tons… with your bare hands.

You gotta admit that it would be fun to break entire squads of Brutes and Elites with our BEAR FUCKING HANDS!

Are...we going to graft bear hands onto Gian?
 
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