It's a fun thing to do, not overly useful really as most people with half a brain already distrust or despise Tywin and the Lannisters. Plus we are totally going to rip his spine out and beat him to death with it so won't matter in the end.

Unless like in my omake this is going to continue forever! Which yes please, Tywin is an idiot folksongs becoming culture across the empire is worth it.
 
[X] Azel

You know, it just dawned on me but, this isn't necessary or important at all. This is basically a hobby. Viserys hobby is to disguise himself as bard named Buttercup, travel to lands outside his Empire and conduct a one-man smear campaign against his political enemies. When did this become a thing? Who thought of this first in-thread? Because this is amazing.

Pretty much yeah, I think the impulse goes all the way back to Corlys Waters, only instead of conning people with magic it's now putting on political theater with a dose of vindictiveness a fey lord would approve of. It's a safe way to indulge in the darker draconic impulses too since Buttercup does not have the power of King Viserys.
 
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[X] Azel

Lots of shades of "rightful king tours the land in disguise, righting wrongs and healing lives" here, but with a deliciously draconic sense of menace and vengeance to it.
 
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  • [X] On your marvelous and exiting travels, you heard the story of this village and wanted to hear it for yourself top write a song about. The obvious first place to hear it from would be the septon, so you will approach him. In return for their kindness in indulging your curiosity and offering you room and board, you will use that magic lute you just so happened to have :turian: found :turian: recently.
    -[X] If somebody asks where exactly you :turian: found :turian: that lute, explain that it was among the belongings of a few people from the Golden Shields who have gone into the business of robbing the peasantry and traders, accusing them of being Dragon loyalists and using that as an excuse to abuse them and steal every bit of coin or magic they carry. Worse yet, you have heard they planned to do even worse things and to blame them on the Dragon to make their deeds have the veneer of righteousness.
 
Part MMMDCLXVI: Opening Notes
Opening Notes

Fifth Day of the Third Month

"Septon Barth, no relation, other than a goodly interest in learning and wisdom," the young man opens the door of the sept with a smile, not the least troubled by your foreign accoutrements. If anything he looks curious. The soft smokey glow of tallow candles fills the modest sept flickering over the weathered features of the Seven clearly painted over and touched up time and again with uneven skill but unflagging dedication. Only the seven pointed star on the far side of the room is wrought of stained glass casting what little light can slip though the clouds into seven colors upon the altar


"Buttercup the Bard at your service if you're of a mind to indulge a weary singer's tales and offer guesting for the night. For all my days on the road a day like this one," you proclaim with an bow so elaborate it would come around to being comical anywhere outside of Volantis.

After your companions had also introduced themselves, Dany as your apprentice, Xor as a tinkerer you met on the road and struck up a friendship with the sepon turns back to you with lively interest and asks: "What business have you in this corner of the realm in these unsettled times, if that is it wasn't to enjoy the weather while the Summer lasts?"

"I'd heard of your fair down and hoped to make a song of it," you begin. "As it so often happens with the best songs the first verses caught up to me already when I was least expecting it, but that's a tale for another time." you pause and take a quick look around as though searching for eavesdroppers. You gingerly pull out the lute of building from its oiled case like the arcane treasure it it. The strings catch and hold the candlelight as in on fire, making no secret of its magic even to untrained eyes

"That's an uncommon lute you have there stranger," Septon Barth notes the words not quite a question in case you are not minded to reply.

"Aye, a voice fine enough to mend what was broken and build that which exists only in the mind. I'll not be paying my stay with song and tale alone if you and your neighbors don't mind the sorcery," you reply setting your hand to the strings with skill born of magic and foresight itself. "Had a bit of myself on me, but never something like this beauty."

"Best just tell the story master," Dany interjects. "I know you have to bite your tongue against it and I bet the good septon here doesn't have many kind words to say about Tywin Lannister and his thugs."

"Ah, fine your pulled on my tongue like a bell clapper why don't you?" You shake your head with a smile of fond exasperation of the sort you have had plenty of chance to use on Dany. You string a few notes than start to sing softly so as not to be heard past the heavy oaken doors behind you yet. In song and verse you tell the tale of 'finding' your lute in the possession of a few Golden Shield mages and Lannister knights who had supossedly taken up robbery on the road under the guise of dealing with dragonmen.

"...'T ain't no shame in taking off a thief.
Was just clearing off the lord's fief."


"He should pay me extra for my trouble really."

You conclude the last whispered verse to a brief moment of silence before the septon now looking worried for the first time since you passed his threshold asks. "You don't think you've been followed do you master singer?"

"No trace, not track no raven's shadow," you borrow an old Reacher saying to obfuscate where Buttercup may have sprung from "To tell the truth though I'd heard told they were planning to do worse things and blame it on dragonmen."

The young Septon's eyes go wide in shock. "You don't think...?" He looked you up and down than nodded firmly. "Sing your song for us master Buttercup... louder this time."

You are more than happy to oblige. Buttercup after all does not miss the chance to put on a show and if it's one that mocks your enemies at every turn, well that just adds to the fun. By the time the sun is setting still unseen behind the clouds the rebuilding is well under way and good cheer was had by all to go with the music as you lead an parade of cheering locals through the streets.

Unsurprisingly someone had sent a messenger to the keep and Lord Wylde had found his way down to meet the singer with the magic lute.

How do you conclude your performance and where do you go next?

[] Write in

OOC: I hope this does no feel rushed. I did not want to linger here so that Buttercup can actually live up to his reputation as a wanderer. Not yet edited.
 
[X] Plan [SPOONIENESS INTENSIFIES]
-[X] Play the songs about Ser Geralt and the tourney in the Reach, including the Ser Fossoway song. Your adoring fans deserve to hear their favorites.
-[X] Finish with a jaunty and slightly lewd song fit for a feast and have Dany secretly dreamcast a Control Weather to get rid of the clouds.
-[X] After the last song is played, thank the kind people for sharing their story and wish them the good days ahead, then proclaim you will now use a grand magic trick that you learned from a great sorcerer to vanish.
--[X] Play a few very serious and powerful notes on your magic lute:
--[X] Use a Silent Stilled Bloodwish to create a cloud of smoke after miming to throw a smokebomb on the ground, then just leg it and make sure you are "accidentally" spotted.
-[X] Wait a few days and then :turian: accidentally :turian: stumble :turian: over the Lads in the Riverlands.
 
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[X] Azel

This whole thing feels like a prolonged, canonized shitpost.

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This feels so vindicating after all the bullshit smear campaigns Tywin did against us. I will never forgive him for the rumors that we eat babies, even if I am grudgingly impressed.
 
That's the point.

Buttercup is a shitpost.

And not just any shitpost.

He is an advanced shitpost.
But can we turn it up a notch?!

We need a crossover event between Tiserys Vargaryen and Buttercup.
And have it be a recorded piece of media.

The Shitpost Must Escalate
 
Opening Notes

Fifth Day of the Third Month

"Septon Barth, no relation, other than a goodly interest in learning and wisdom," the young man opens the door of the sept with a smile, not the least troubled by your foreign accoutrements. If anything, he instead looks curious. The soft smokey glow of tallow candles fills the modest sept, light flickering over the weathered features of the Seven clearly painted over and touched up time and again with uneven skill but unflagging dedication. Only the seven pointed star on the far side of the room is wrought of stained glass, casting what little light can slip though the clouds into seven colors upon the altar.


"Buttercup the Bard at your service, if you're of a mind to indulge a weary singer's tales and offer guesting for the night. For all my days on the road, a day like this one," you proclaim with a bow so elaborate it would come around to being comical anywhere outside of Volantis.

After your companions had also introduced themselves, Dany as your apprentice and Xor as a tinkerer you met on the road and struck up a friendship with, the septon turns back to you with lively interest and asks, "What business have you in this corner of the realm in these unsettled times, if that is, it wasn't to enjoy the weather while the Summer lasts?"

"I'd heard of your fair town and hoped to make a song of it," you begin. "As it so often happens with the best songs, the first verses caught up to me already when I was least expecting it, but that's a tale for another time." You pause and take a quick look around, as though searching for eavesdroppers. You gingerly pull out the lute of building from its oiled case like the arcane treasure it is. The strings catch and hold the candlelight as if on fire, making no secret of its magic even to untrained eyes.

"That's an uncommon lute you have there, stranger," Septon Barth notes, the words not quite a question in case you are not minded to reply.

"Aye, a voice fine enough to mend what was broken and build that which exists only in the mind. I'll not be paying my stay with song and tale alone, if you and your neighbors don't mind the sorcery," you reply, setting your hand to the strings with skill born of magic and foresight itself. "Had a bit of myself on me, but never something like this beauty."

"Best just tell the story, master," Dany interjects. "I know you have to bite your tongue against it, and I bet the good septon here doesn't have many kind words to say about Tywin Lannister and his thugs."

"Ah, fine, pull on my tongue like a bell clapper why don't you?" You shake your head with a smile of fond exasperation of the sort you have had plenty of chance to use on Dany. You string a few notes then start to sing softly so as not to be heard past the heavy oaken doors behind you yet. In song and verse you tell the tale of 'finding' your lute in the possession of a few Golden Shield mages and Lannister knights who had supposedly taken up robbery on the road under the guise of dealing with dragonmen.

"...'T ain't no shame in taking off a thief.
Was just clearing off the lord's fief."


"He should pay me extra for my trouble really."

You conclude the last whispered verse to a brief moment of silence before the septon, now looking worried for the first time since you passed his threshold, asks, "You don't think you've been followed do you, master singer?"

"No trace, no track, no raven's shadow," you borrow an old Reacher saying to obfuscate where Buttercup may have sprung from. "To tell the truth, though, I'd heard told they were planning to do worse things and blame it on dragonmen."

The young Septon's eyes go wide in shock. "You don't think...?" He looked you up and down, then nodded firmly. "Sing your song for us, master Buttercup... louder this time."

You are more than happy to oblige. Buttercup, after all, does not miss the chance to put on a show, and if it's one that mocks your enemies at every turn, well, that just adds to the fun. By the time the sun is setting still unseen behind the clouds, the rebuilding is well under way and good cheer was had by all to go with the music as you lead an parade of cheering locals through the streets.

Unsurprisingly, someone had sent a messenger to the keep and Lord Wylde had found his way down to meet the singer with the magic lute.

How do you conclude your performance and where do you go next?

[] Write in

OOC: I hope this does no feel rushed. I did not want to linger here so that Buttercup can actually live up to his reputation as a wanderer. Not yet edited.
Here's an edited version of the chapter, @DragonParadox. I highlighted a part that I think needs a bit of attention.

These side trips are always a lot of fun.
 
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I'm still gathering items for Bronn and Maelor, but I found this great spell for summoning I wanted to share.

Binding is an 8th level spell that can bind an outsider for truly ludicrous amounts of time. It has six different versions of binding to chose from, but the sleep variant is good enough for us. It lasts for 1 year/CL so we shouldn't really have to worry about running out of time before we've handled it one way or the other.

The trick with this is that you can use collaborative casting to up your CL, and any target creature must have at least half that CL in HD to be permitted to attempt a save against the effect.

It's limited in that it's an compulsion effect and that it isn't a summoning spell itself. working out the timing and having contingencies against warded creatures is a small price to pay for the ability though.

Depending of how we allocate casters we could reasonably grab things like Nalfeshnee or Marlilith with little risk. It's not as efficient in terms of HD/summon, but there are cases where we want singular stronger sacrifices instead of lots of weaker ones.
 
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