For the record: This plan is unlikely to work since the "person" before us is pretty clearly a sock puppet of some Eldritch thing or hivemind, so intimidating it will work about as well as trying to intimidate an anthill by threatening to kill a worker.

But it fits perfectly with how a Efreeti or Rakshasa employee would handle this, so might as well try anyway.
 
Aurane runs for Voice.

Teleconferencing into Session via MirrorVision.

...in walks a big-titted catgirl...

Wait. Oh my god. @Azel, @DragonParadox, how many requests have been sent to Gorgossos with "willing volunteers" lined up for "supply side cat girls"?
 
I think I need to update on this situation because it is far too bizarre

The legislator was forced to resign under threat of being kicked off by vote by the rest of the legislators. He held until the last moment hoping he could conserve his spot. He even went through all the mayor media crying and explaining what had actually happened:

He said that the internet had gone out, that's why he was not paying attention to the official meeting at the Congress, and his girlfriend has just come (1). She told him that she had recovered from the surgery (2), and so he invited her to sit on his lap, and he decided to test her new implants (3).

1) He was happily married and with 3 children until that moment
2) The kind of surgery that increases your breast size
3) With his mouth. Furiously.

All of you can complain about Aurane as much as you want, but this is another level of stupidity altogether.

Huh...yup that's a trip to the wine cellar. Need to forget that before I spiral into a rage.
 
Aurane runs for Voice.

Teleconferencing into Session via MirrorVision.

...in walks a big-titted catgirl...

Wait. Oh my god. @Azel, @DragonParadox, how many requests have been sent to Gorgossos with "willing volunteers" lined up for "supply side cat girls"?
Oh god, we're gonna have so many kemonomimi running around the Imperium it's not going to be funny. Swamped by cat and rabbit and dog and dragon girls! Too much!
 
[X] Crake

So, what is our rules of engagement in posing the wells with the super spider venom. As a false flag operation, IE insult by a Raksha daemon.
 
For the record: This plan is unlikely to work since the "person" before us is pretty clearly a sock puppet of some Eldritch thing or hivemind, so intimidating it will work about as well as trying to intimidate an anthill by threatening to kill a worker.

But it fits perfectly with how a Efreeti or Rakshasa employee would handle this, so might as well try anyway.
More or less. I am less concerned with Nuri actually making the deal and more with convincing the slaver that we're totally not agents of the Imperium.
Aurane runs for Voice.

Teleconferencing into Session via MirrorVision.

...in walks a big-titted catgirl...

Wait. Oh my god. @Azel, @DragonParadox, how many requests have been sent to Gorgossos with "willing volunteers" lined up for "supply side cat girls"?
I wouldn't be surprised with a huge upsurge in cosmetic surgeries once people realize we're allowing it.

...Including women becoming big-titted catgirls.
 
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Vote closed.

Wasn't sure if I would be up for a second update but the answer turned out to be yes.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Sep 25, 2020 at 4:33 PM, finished with 40 posts and 12 votes.

  • [X] Imply the expressed, precise and extreme displeasure of her direct liege should she be subjected to so blatant an invasion of the sanctity of mind of those under their imminent grace and protection, for they possess secrets not theirs to take.
    --[X] Just because the clientele is in possession of better than flimsy protections that would make normal customers unworthy of the bother of a thorough interrogation, doesn't mean they should even be subjecting Nuri to one. Very much a case of 'biting off more than one can chew'.
    ---[X] If they don't have an adequate means of recompense for the imposition, they can be assured that there will be an accurate report made. One containing descriptions, and other more arcane means of identification. Anyone who can afford to mindblank their agents isn't joking about exterminating someone's entire bloodline down to the last atom.
    ----[X] Not that you're threatening anyone. Oh no. Truly.
    [X] Storm out and hope Xor and Kira are having better luck
 
Winning vote
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Sep 25, 2020 at 4:33 PM, finished with 40 posts and 12 votes.

  • [X] Imply the expressed, precise and extreme displeasure of her direct liege should she be subjected to so blatant an invasion of the sanctity of mind of those under their imminent grace and protection, for they possess secrets not theirs to take.
    --[X] Just because the clientele is in possession of better than flimsy protections that would make normal customers unworthy of the bother of a thorough interrogation, doesn't mean they should even be subjecting Nuri to one. Very much a case of 'biting off more than one can chew'.
    ---[X] If they don't have an adequate means of recompense for the imposition, they can be assured that there will be an accurate report made. One containing descriptions, and other more arcane means of identification. Anyone who can afford to mindblank their agents isn't joking about exterminating someone's entire bloodline down to the last atom.
    ----[X] Not that you're threatening anyone. Oh no. Truly.
    [X] Storm out and hope Xor and Kira are having better luck
 
Interlude CMV: Masks and Monsters
Masks and Monsters

Eleventh Day of the Second Month 294 AC

"My lord would take ill to the intrusion upon my mind for my secrets are not mine to offer up," Nuri's clipped words cut the air like a knife and leaving heavy silence in their wake, broken only by the faint clink of the sellsword reaching for his blade. He might not have caught the implication of mental intrusion, but there was nothing wrong with Liomond Lashare's capacity to read a room teetering on the brink of battle. Not that Nuri was expecting to fight a battle alone given the shadow scouts on their tail, but...

The man before her froze, not in fear or shock, nothing so human. For a moment there was simply nothing behind his eyes.

If Naria had been other than what she was perhaps she would have been gripped with fear or lost her way, but she was one born of flame speaking from anger that burned true beneath the pretense. "A shield upon an envoy is not an invitation to strike a blow unless you are minded to face their master's hosts entire. Rest assured that what you have done now and whatever recompense you may or may not be minded to offer will be reported in exacting detail."

"You are quick to offer threats," the words were deceptively soft. The sellsword had not taken his hand off his weapon and Mia's fingers were curling in the beginning of a spell.

"That was merely a statement of fact, to clarify our positions here, kaelos," Nuri proffered the honorific with a slight softening of her tone, just in case there was some way to salvage this.

"We... Are... Masters... of More... than Slaves." The words rolled over Nuri like an avalanche, no louder than she had been speaking, but a thousand times heavier in the mind. Yet whoever, whatever was talking to her it did not feel like an attack, more like deliberately shifting a mask to allow another to catch a glimpse underneath, a courtesy of sorts.

"Slavery is a matter of perspective, like alliance, enmity... food," the incarnate replied, keeping her balance and her lie as best she could. She privately regretted not shifting into a rakshasa under a glamor. She had been expecting mortal servants, not this.

"You and yours would find no advantage in seeking influence so close to the Heart, consider the warning to leave your recompense for the earlier probe." The tone was almost human again, she could even recognize what might be weariness, but she did not think whatever possessing entity had been present moments ago had departed. "Seek harmonious turning where paradigms meet..."

For one horrified moment Nuri thought she had been transported elsewhere without her two companions, the crimson draped room replaced with the rustling green of the forest at night, a clearing and an altar. Then she recognized that she was still on the divan though she could no longer see it beneath it. An illusion, the incarnate recognized. She was being shown where to go, without intruding on her mind. Did that mean this being couldn't break her protections, or had it simply chose not to try in light of her threats?

"Seek out the Anointed One for we have no need for that which your masters feast upon, but you will not find it here." Souls, he meant souls, Nuri was reasonably sure. She was not sure what to make of the notion that there were none to claim here. Did that mean all their 'merchandise' was previously bound, or perhaps that they did not have souls at all?

What do you do?

[] Go to the meeting place disguised as servants of the Bloodstone Emperor

[] Wait to see what Xor and Kira find first

[] Write in


OOC: There was a lot of psionics flying around but there was no one here with relevant knowledge skills, and while substituting Arcane equivalents can work that produces really high DCs.
 
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Something that is not human invited the supposed rakshasa to trade in their preferred coin, souls, elsewhere (offering a meeting place out in the forest by illusion). The implication is that what they are selling would not interest such beings.
I have a question. Do aberrations even have souls? Early in the quest I thought Xor was unresurrectable because he was an aberration from the Far Realm, but now I don't really know whether or not they have souls.
 
So the ruse failed because they are not even selling souled beings and we were just invited to go and deal in souls with another one, on their own terms, on a secluded place of their power.

Holy shit, we really failed this time. At least they don't know who we are.
 
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