By the way, if we ever buy out Khan Industries we should put Genghis in charge of it just so that we can keep the name
Personally I think that if we can't get Scrooge onboard as our stewardship adviser somehow, Shere Khan taking the part would be ideal. He's also kind of the perfect straight man for Doof.
 
[X] I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and these are my… companions. Norm the Giant Robot Man, and Major Francis Monogram!
[X] Ah, a fellow Doofenshmirtz! Who are you?
[X] I came here to learn about magic, what can you tell me about it?
 
Personally I think that if we can't get Scrooge onboard as our stewardship adviser somehow, Shere Khan taking the part would be ideal. He's also kind of the perfect straight man for Doof.
Having looked up the TaleSpin version of him a little I have to agree

He'll do anything to make some profit but he isn't evil and he doesn't hold grudges, an arrangement between him and Doof could be reached
 
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He'll ado anything to make some profit but he isn't evil and he doesn't hold grudges, an arrangement between him and Doof could be reached
And he's stone cold scary when he has a reason to be. Dangling the professor that sold him those robot pilots out of the plan as a form of negotiation... and with how calmly he took being attacked by air pirates along with knowing where on their route they were. Dude would basically be the stick to Doof's carrot.
 
This is what Drusselstein was like while the rest of the world was having its Hellenistic/Zhou period. Also my god why is "A gunagwunk? gasp Gunga da Gungawunk!" so funny?
Hmm was not heinz ancestor the first on land but they just walked back into the waters allowing for humans to be one step before them? Would a genetecist who look into his dna would see non-human dna.
Also is it not possible heinz is part kinder lumper?
 
And thats what they hate and fear more then death

And changing Drusselstien into, at least, a third world, if not a second, and impossibly, a first world country would probably please the Major a bit. A bit. Since, ya know, you're forcing change on an entire country, even if it is to make it stop being the world's only fourth world country.
 
And changing Drusselstien into, at least, a third world, if not a second, and impossibly, a first world country would probably please the Major a bit. A bit. Since, ya know, you're forcing change on an entire country, even if it is to make it stop being the world's only fourth world country.
They are going to still be 4th beacuse people want to less deal with them then they do with a island of tribes people who shoots at airplanes and anyone who they can see and has been so isolated they are the most distantly related humans on the planet
 
Personally I think that if we can't get Scrooge onboard as our stewardship adviser somehow, Shere Khan taking the part would be ideal. He's also kind of the perfect straight man for Doof.

I mean he's already doing straight man duty for Don Karnage, I'm not sure if he can handle doing that for Doof too. . .

That's a lot of crazy to deal with at once. . .
 
Having looked up the TaleSpin version of him a little I have to agree

He'll do anything to make some profit but he isn't evil and he doesn't hold grudges, an arrangement between him and Doof could be reached
Thank you for clarifying. I had never heard of TaleSpin before, so I was stuck thinking they were all talking about Jungle Book's Shere Khan.
 
Not to mention, Shere Khan is a power player in his own right. We can likely work with him, but can't get him to work for us- not without multiple turns and probably a quest or two's worth of effort.
 
[x] I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and these are my… companions. Norm the Giant Robot Man, and Major Francis Monogram!
[x] Ah, a fellow Doofenshmirtz! Who are you?
[x] I thought you were burnt at the stake centuries ago! How are you still around?
 
I mean he's already doing straight man duty for Don Karnage, I'm not sure if he can handle doing that for Doof too. . .

That's a lot of crazy to deal with at once. . .
To be fair Shere Khan and Don Karnage only work together occasionally I think and are just as often enemies
Not to mention, Shere Khan is a power player in his own right. We can likely work with him, but can't get him to work for us- not without multiple turns and probably a quest or two's worth of effort.
Something to keep in mind is that if our research goes well we could functionally make his monopoly on oil worthless so giving him an opportunity to get in on the ground floor might be appreciated

Alternatively if we buy DInoco he might be interested enough to be willing to meet with us
 
To be fair Shere Khan and Don Karnage only work together occasionally I think and are just as often enemies

Something to keep in mind is that if our research goes well we could functionally make his monopoly on oil worthless so giving him an opportunity to get in on the ground floor might be appreciated

Alternatively if we buy DInoco he might be interested enough to be willing to meet with us

Apparently in this setting, they have a formal arrangement where Khan uses Karnage to raid shipping of his business rivals to maintain his stranglehold on Cape Suzette.

So they'd presumably be working together more often here. . .
 
Okay last night I took a weird trip down memory lane. I have to ask if DCOM are included in this setting? If that is the case there are a few potential employees out there we may want to snap up. The nerd from Pixel Perfect who created what can only be described as a SANE Giffany but better and the two wacky scientist from the Other Me come to mind.
 
Okay last night I took a weird trip down memory lane. I have to ask if DCOM are included in this setting? If that is the case there are a few potential employees out there we may want to snap up. The nerd from Pixel Perfect who created what can only be described as a SANE Giffany but better and the two wacky scientist from the Other Me come to mind.
They might be. Depends on the movie and what the GM/GM feels like. I used Halloweentown in my own campaign.

EDIT: Mojave's statement is inaccurate since those movies are all secondary canon -- used at your own risk rather than default.
 
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[X] I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and these are my… companions. Norm the Giant Robot Man, and Major Francis Monogram!
[X] Ah, a fellow Doofenshmirtz! Who are you?
[X] I came here to learn about magic, what can you tell me about it?
 
I would like to clarify that the Super Mongol Serum only works on Genghis Khan. After all, it works by making the imbiber 300% Khan. And you can't get more than 100% Khan if there's any non-khan DNA in you. I mean come on, that's just basic math.
I know this is from like an aeon ago, but...

If everyone has 0.5% Genghis Khan DNA, could we figure out how to make the serum amplify that to 1.5% Genghis Khan? A 1% enhancement is nothing to sneeze at!

...It's everything to sneeze at.

:p :(
 
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