Now imagine every Minotaur Fighter growing from Large to Huge. ;)

A Company of 15ft Tall Minotaurs charging straight into the infantry Line, unhurt of any physical damage, and started hacking away the small, puny, and insignificant peasant levies and halted a Cavalry Charge by forming a Shield Wall the size only commonly found in small fortresses.

Yup, they'd break next to no time!
 
A Company of 15ft Tall Minotaurs charging straight into the infantry Line, unhurt of any physical damage, and started hacking away the small, puny, and insignificant peasant levies and halted a Cavalry Charge by forming a Shield Wall the size only commonly found in small fortresses.

Yup, they'd break next to no time!
And on top of that they're all rocking Reinforced Segmented Adamantine Fullplate (+1), and they have Valyrian Steel Greataxes (+2). It'd take some pretty heavy hitters relatively speaking to face them on the field.

I'm looking forward to the annihilation of the Golden Company, the Minotaurs will be magnificent.
 
I'm looking forward to the annihilation of the Golden Company, the Minotaurs will be magnificent.

Honestly, I'm a tad conflicted here. On one hand, I'm looking forward to the future Slaughterfest that would ensue between the Legions and the Westerosi Rebel Force. The carnage will be glorious and the despair from the routing army would be most satisfying!!!

On the other hand, the Golden Army supplies me with the best of challenges and opponents that will make the most epic of any tales! The battles ensuing will be legendary. The enemies plentiful and difficult. And God Willing, there will be rivers of crimson vitae.

Bah, both of these will end with blood anyway. KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!!!
 
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I've been neglecting my omake oracles, but I kinda think Scarbrand would very much love that drink that gives fire resistance.

[X] All the shrooms and booze!

[X] Goldfish
 
Interlude DCLXXXVI: Of Scribes and Heralds
Of Scribes and Heralds

Thirtieth Day of the Eleventh Month 293 AC

The Docks of Yin, Yi Ti


There were a great many young men clutching brush and paper close that day on the docks, functionaries of the various ministries, young monks here to bear witness in place of their elders concerned with weightier matters, and of course merchants' clerks waiting for what was sure to be a grand opportunity for trade from the sheer scale of the fleet even if the goods did not prove that worthy. There was, however, only one young woman hidden beneath the plain dark green robes of a minor scribe of obscure birth, her braid austere as such a one would wear. Hua Fen waited and watched besides the old foreign merchant, Coryn, eyes fixed on the sky as was every other pair in the crowd. How could one not when a blood red dragon had been spotted there?

It was all she could do not to fidget in place in the heat like a child who had not yet learned patience. No one is looking at you Fen, the young woman reminded herself, finally giving in and wiping sweat from her brow. That would change soon, she knew, unlike anyone in the crowd save perhaps the blue-clad delegation from the Imperial palace, what was on those ships and she was to serve as an interpreter in dealings with the court and even the Emerald Magistrates. She shivered a little at the thought. Would her ruse hold under the searching gaze of one of the Emperor's own hands? Yet that fear had not been enough for her to refuse the offer when Lady Tyene had made it. What was mere discovery, after all, compared to the horror she had faced in the night? The same horrors that stalked the shadows every night, for she was not so arrogant to think herself the target of the only fiend to have found its way to the streets of Yin. Was that why she was here then, fear? Did she expect the foreigners from the far west to keep her safe in exchange for her service?

The answer did not ring true, but before she could consider the matter any further the deep sound of the Imperial Guards' sheng pipes rang out. The heavy note sent an instinctive shiver down Fen's spine as she remembered what such sounds usually heralded, war and invasion. The idea that anyone could invade Yin was on the face of it absurd, but the last few days had shaken her sense of what was possible and wasn't. She looked to where the guards were pointing, looking a touch uncomfortable to be breaking formation, but of course it was their duty to alert their superiors as best they could and a palace eunuch was used to looking to things far away but those near at hand, a page of accounts, whispered in their master's ear.

Part of Fen was upset that it was not her father being given the honor of meeting with the servants of the Archon of the West, but it was only a small part for there where the guard had pointed there was a dragon, a thing of blood and sorcery yoked to its rider, not a true being of legend of course, but the closest thing Fen would ever see to one of the great keepers of the world. There were other flying shapes too, and some around her claimed they were more dragons, but even without knowing from the start that there was only one dragon with the fleet she could tell the difference between them. Among the other shapes three were not as graceful and they did not gleam of crimson scale in the light of midday and the fourth... that gleamed bright indeed, but it was the flash of steel.

As the ships drew near Fen noticed that they seemed strange in shape and purpose also, most were like the ships of the Elephant City of which a few could be seen each year in Yin making the long journey, but some few were more familiar, like the ships of the port of Port Moraq who gave tribute to the Emperor in her grandfather's day and others stranger, one long and thin with a serpent's head for a prow and not much room in its belly for cargo and two that seems tangled in strange vines and leaves as though they were not ships of men at all, but living things onto themselves. No wait, there were people moving on the foremost one...

Alas that Fen did not have the time to sit and watch, she had to be present along with Coryn to greet the first delegation to set foot on the soil of the Golden Empire, to show that they did not come just as strange travelers unknown and unknowing, but friends to the Azure Throne known and respected. Truth be told the young scribe was not thinking of deeper matters, but making sure her papers were in order as she shuffled and handed them off to pass the cordon of steel and offer humble greetings to those within, officers and eunuchs, not that the minister was paying attention to her, eyes still fixed upon the sky and... "Most Honored Magistrate."

The man gave her a look a hairsbreadth more than Fen was comfortable with but he made no comment, turning his eyes back to the pier before them before from the sky descended a herald of steel and flame.

"From My Lord Viserys Targaryen, King of the Stepstones, Overlord of Lys, Myr, Tyrosh, Braavos and Pentos, Triarch of the Three Daughters, Archon of Volantis, Overlord of Sallosh, Naath and the Basilisk Islands gives his most gracious greetings to the Emperor of Yi Ti, the Golden Son of Heaven By the Kami Enthroned on Earth, Master of the Four Corners and Father to the Land," the deep steel voice rang over the land and then Fen knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that for the first time in many years a new thing had come to Yin and to all of Yi Ti.

OOC: This feels like a good cut off point for Fen's PoV, but if you guys want to see more Yi Ti on screen before the new turn I can continue.
 
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Ah, I love seeing Yi-Ti stuff!
To be honest I could read this stuff all day... Descriptions of the trading? Of whatever way they interact with the local bureaucracy? Yes please!
 
The Heralds are fantastic as always. The Voice of Law given a dragon's form. Easily one of the most tangible symbols we could have for imperial authority.
 
The Heralds are fantastic as always. The Voice of Law given a dragon's form. Easily one of the most tangible symbols we could have for imperial authority.

The Harbinger more so, I imagine.

Picture this: A Lannister spy on a Westerosi lord's court in the Reach or Stormlands, meeting in session interrupted by a living symbol of The Targaryen across the bay spouting nonsense about wrongs righted, what was taken returned, ect, and leaves a cryptic message. A dragon has three heads.

The terrifying realization of what it meant: Rhaella's back bitches!
 
@DragonParadox It always amuses me when the Yi Tish use the term "Archon of the West" as if they're referring to a show pony or a rodeo clown.

And then promptly swallow their own foot when Viserys sends not a relative, not even a dragon rider, but a goddamn steel dragon with a voice like an sonorous angel to speak in his name... as a mere servant.
 
@DragonParadox It always amuses me when the Yi Tish use the term "Archon of the West" as if they're referring to a show pony or a rodeo clown.

And then promptly swallow their own foot when Viserys sends not a relative, not even a dragon rider, but a goddamn steel dragon with a voice like an sonorous angel to speak in his name... as a mere servant.

Some of them would use that title even if you sent the Zathir to come down from the heavens and negotiate a trade deal. The sheer weight of cultural expectation is not to be underestimated.
 
Some of them would use that title even if you sent the Zathir to come down from the heavens and negotiate a trade deal. The sheer weight of cultural expectation is not to be underestimated.
Amrelath: "Perhaps not through dragon fear."

Viserys: "Amrelath, dragon fear is not the objectively correct teaching tool."

Amrelath: "It is for those who refuse to learn."

Viserys: "Learn correct manners through intimidation?"

Amrelath: "Learn to keep silent through sheer terror."
 
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