Path: SUN
-Master
[X] Call the Overseer. Maybe he can put a stop to this, considering the Grail War hasn't officially begun yet.
-Servant
[X] Try and use Pheromone on the Magus. It might distract her focus and make her attacks less dangerous.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Lessen the reinforcement. You need to conserve Magical Energy for Asterios.
-Servant
[X] Prioritize your Master's defense in case the enemy Master counter attacks.
-Familiar
[X] Tell Jersey that this is a bad idea.
 
Route 1: Part 11 (Will's Eyes, Will's glasses, LEEROY JENKINS, Will's household situation, Will's ideals)
Path: SUN
-Master
[X] Negotiate. Try and reason with them.
-Servant
[X] Cry in distress and make the Magus think she's causing harm to an innocent bystander.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Glance over at that bystander and note how sexy she is.
-Servant
[X] Prioritize your Master's defense in case the enemy Master counter attacks.
-Familiar
[X] Tell Jersey that this is a bad idea.


Jersey and Asterios continued to chop and punch at the blonde, bespectacled Master. Asterios tried to be mindful, though. He didn't want to go all-out, lest this Master counter and try and go for his own Master, or worse, he harm his master with the shockwaves of his blows. Besides, this Master might have his Servant somewhere nearby... Jersey, meanwhile, found herself getting increasingly distracted by the girl this Master had been with. She looked harmless enough, maybe a friend of his? But wow, she was sexy... Wait, was she wearing just an open jacket? Hot damn, she was well-endowed. And Jersey though her own breasts were huge... She didn't know whether to be aroused or jealous.

Horrors just shook his head in disapproval. "Child, I really don't think this is a wise idea," he remarked, causing the bystander to glance over and cock an eyebrow at the talking cat. Huh, she looked like she gave good scritches...

Will tried his best to dodge and weave his way around both the massive horned man's labrys and the punches of the increasingly raggedy-clothed girl, who's clothes were getting increasingly torn as the battle went on. He had to think of something. Hmmm... Well, when it came to Will Goldman, his first go-to was always diplomacy.

He stopped and held his hands up placatingly. "Wait, wait, wait! Can't we talk about this?"

At first it looked like it had worked. The massive axeman actually paused, no doubt noticing that Will had yet to attack. His Master, however, her gaze partly on Assassin, didn't seem to notice his attempt at parlay, her Reinforced fist heading straight for him.

Crying in distress, Assassin dashed forward, getting between the two just in time to take a blow to the gut. Coughing blood from the wall-demolishing force of the blow, she went flying backwards, knocking Will over and and continuing to tumble backwards several feet, causing smears of blood to trail the ground.

Jersey, meanwhile, winced and waved her hand, searing pain going through it. Motherfu-That girl was tougher than she thought! Did she... Yep. A feel of her fingers proved it. Jersey just broke her hand. Ugh, she'd put so much Reinforcement into strengthening her arms, she forgot to toughen them... That's what she got for going all shounen protagonist on their asses.

Will scrambled to his feet, running after his fallen Servant to kneel by her side. "No! Hang on!" He cried. The genuine distress in his voice actually caused any and all adrenaline coursing through Jersey to go stone cold. Did she just... kill an innocent bystander?

Horrors trotted in front of her. "Child, you really need to find a way to curb your impulses. Look what you've done now. Broken hand, bloodied innocent, and noise that might just draw the diners nearby. Plus, look. You've shredded your clothing."

"What?" Jersey looked down at herself, seeing that, in her rush into combat and haphazard blows, she'd reduced her clothes to little more than scraps barely hanging off her body and covering absolutely nothing. "Eep!" She hastily covered herself with her arms. At least, as much as she could with a broken hand.

"Shall we run then, child?" her Familiar asked.

Jersey looked to the young man tending to his friend. "I... No. I caused this... I need to... make amends."

The black cat sighed. "Admirable of you, child... And very un-Magus of you as well."

The girl rolled her eyes and padded forward on her now-bare feet, stopping only when she saw a glow of light blue light as the young man started applying what was clearly Magecraft to his friend's wounds. Getting her wits back about her, she walked up, still covering herself as she knelt next to the two. "Uh, hi... Sorry... about that?"

The young man sighed. "It's okay... Uh, I'm Will. Will Goldman," he said awkwardly, not looking up from his work. Jersey could see the sexy girl's wounds slowly closing before her eyes. It's okay? She caused what was no doubt massive internal damage to his friend and it was just okay?

"Uh, Jersey. Jersey Bullock. I'm sorry, I... Berserker thought you might've been a Master, so I got so excited about my first battle of the Grail War, that I... jumped the gun," she explained, biting her lower lip.

Will chuckled. "Well... You're not wrong. I am a Master. And this..."

"Will, don't..." the bystander groaned.

"No, it's okay. I... If I'm not honest with others, how can I be honest with myself? This is... Assassin."

Jersey gasped, bringing her hand to her mouth and wincing at the pain. That was the broken one... Hearing her gasp, Will turned to look at her and saw her broken hand. "Oh. Hang on, I'll heal you in a minute." He looked up to make eye contact with her, and that's when the Reinforcement specialist felt her heart skip a beat.

His glasses seemed to have fallen off when Assassin's trajectory knocked him over. As she gazed at his face without them, his green eyes clearly visible, she couldn't help but notice just how... sexy he was. Not handsome, not cute... Charming, hot, and dead sexy. She could swear, he was the sexiest man she'd ever seen, with his spiky blonde hair and oh my gosh those... "Most gorgeous eyes I have ever seen..." ...Did she say that out loud?

"What?" Will stopped his healing and reached up to feel his face. "Shoot! My glasses!"

"Right here, lad."

Will looked down to the source of the voice, seeing the black cat walk up with his glasses gripped in his mouth. He gently took them from the feline and placed them back on. "Uh, thanks... Familiar, I take it?"

He nodded. "Indeed. You're quite knowledgeable. And a skilled healer by the looks of it. The damage my child dealt to your Servant was actually rather extensive. In fact, had Berserker not been holding back to avoid harming his Master by his side, I'm sure you would not have lasted as long as you did."

Will reached up and rubbed the back of his head just as Assassin was stirring and moving to sit up. "Heh... Thanks, Berserker. And, uh, yeah... I'm a Healing Magecraft and Golemancy specialist." He turned to Jersey next, but started at the sight of her nudity. He glanced away with a blush on his face as he reached out to hold her hand in his, applying more of that blue grow. She could feel her bones mending and resetting, wincing a bit at the awkward feeling. Wow, so this was Healing Magecraft...

Berserker stepped up, moving to sit down with the four of them. "M'... sorry."

Jersey smiled up at him. "It's okay, Berserker. I said to charge, you charged. I'm sorry... I should've considered things..."

"Indeed. I've seen more situational awareness from people starting political debates in the comment sections of Internet porn videos."

All four bipeds turned to stare at the black cat.

"What? My paws can hunt and peck," he stated matter-of-factly.

"Regardless, we need to get out of here before the people in the B-Line Diner wonder what the noise is about..." Will said.

"Speaking of, I have a proposal," Horrors began, again drawing the attention of the four bipeds. "Will, your Healing Magecraft and Golemancy aren't really suited for combat, yes? And Assassins are not exactly the biggest powerhouses among the Servant Classes. Jersey, Berserker is powerful, and you are powerful, but well... With your tendency to rush in with little self-preservation, and the brute's lack of stealth, I think you're a little too specialized as a team."

Assassin tilted her head to the side. "Are you proposing-"

"An alliance, yes," the Familiar confirmed, nodding. "With Assassin and Will's Golems, he can gather information and strategize, while keeping my Leeroy Jenkins of a child healed. Jersey and Berserker, meanwhile, will be the ones doing active combat when needed. By the end of the Grail War, when it is just you two, well... Perhaps we can see what we can do then."

"I don't kno-"

"Agreed. I accept," Will said.

Assassin's jaw dropped. She reached over and put her hand on her Master's forearm. "Will... are you certain of this?"

He looked to Assassin, nodding. "Yes. We're great with logistics and support, but we won't stand up in a fight. Jersey and Berserker are powerhouses, but don't have much going for them besides that. If we team up, we can cover each other's weaknesses. Like I said, I want the Grail, but I don't actually need it, not when I can accomplish my goal by just fighting for it. And as a show of good faith..." He turned to Jersey, but blushed and looked away when he again saw she was nude. "I'm from the Goldman family. We have wealth, prestige, reputation, connections, and resources that should be invaluable to you two. Our manor has a Bounded Field that's nearly impregnable and is full of undyingly loyal Golem servants. I can take you there right now where we can discuss the details over breakfast."

["Will, the fuck?"]

["Mata Hari, no mental connection around an ally."]

"Will, the fuck?"

The Magus turned to his Servant. "What?"

"This girl just tried to kill you. Why are you inviting her to your home?" Assassin hissed.

"She explained why she attacked me out of nowhere. I believe her, I understand. What better way to show that I forgive her than to invite her to my home?"

"By home, you mean... Your Magus family's fortress of solitude?" Horrors deadpanned, his tail flicking.

"Don't worry, my parents aren't home. They're out of town for a week. And our Golem Servants will listen to me."

"Lad, do you know anything about the Moonlit World?" Horrors hissed.

"I do. And I hate it. Why, does Jersey?" Will countered.

Horrors grit his fangs. "No, her master didn't get that far..."

"There. I'm extending an olive branch, not as a Magus, but as a person," he said.

Mata Hari stared at her Master, worry in her eyes. Will... are you sure this is purely about compassion and objecting to the ideals of the Moonlit World... or are you just so desperate to have a friend that you'll put yourself at risk to win one over?

"But first..." He turned to his Servant. "Assassin, would you please rematerialize your top and hand Jersey the jacket I lent you?"

Jersey watched the exchange, a bit bewildered. She... wasn't entirely sure what they were talking about... But, should she agree to this alliance?

As for Assassin... Should she mess with her Master? He could use a mood lift, and it'd be nice to see him blush after that serious moment...

CROSSROADS
Path: SUN
-Servant
[ ] No... She attacked Will and floored you in one blow. She can streak.
[ ] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.
[ ] Okay, but take your time rematerializing your top.
[ ] Okay, but don't rematerialize your top.
[ ] If Master says so...
Path: MAZE
-Master
[ ] Horrors has a point... They'd be quite a team if you covered each others' bases.
[ ] Fuck it, just get somewhere private. You don't want to draw attention.
[ ] No... You aim to win. Even if he doesn't want the Grail, another Master is a liability.
[ ] ...Maybe with a Geas in place to seal the alliance and prevent betrayal.
[ ] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[ ] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[ ] Voice your objections.
[ ] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
SUN
[X] Put the top on. the moment passed and this is serious

MAZE
Master
[X]... Maybe with a geas in place to seal the allaiance and prevent betrayal

Familliar
[X] voice your objections STRONGLY
 
[X] Okay, but take your time rematerializing your top.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
Sun servent
[X]
But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.

MAZE
Master
[X] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.

Familiar
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.


Will your probably not getting that jacket back for a while. Figured the best approach was a refusal and a means to lighten the mood.
 
CROSSROADS
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.

Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] ...Maybe with a Geas in place to seal the alliance and prevent betrayal.
[X] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections.
 
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] ...Maybe with a Geas in place to seal the alliance and prevent betrayal.
[X] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections.STRONGLY
 
Horrors just shook his head in disapproval. "Child, I really don't think this is a wise idea," he remarked, causing the bystander to glance over and cock an eyebrow at the talking cat. Huh, she looked like she gave good scritches...
…..No... really, starting a fight in the middle of the day is a bad idea? WHO could've thunk that?

…..Jokes aside though, if this keeps up… well, let's just say that I wouldn't be all too surprised if the Overseer put a bounty on Jersey's reckless ass, y'know, like What happened in Fate/Zero.

At first it looked like it had worked. The massive axeman actually paused, no doubt noticing that Will had yet to attack. His Master, however, her gaze partly on Assassin, didn't seem to notice his attempt at parlay, her Reinforced fist heading straight for him.

Crying in distress, Assassin dashed forward, getting between the two just in time to take a blow to the gut. Coughing blood from the wall-demolishing force of the blow, she went flying backwards, knocking Will over and and continuing to tumble backwards several feet, causing smears of blood to trail the ground.

Jersey, meanwhile, winced and waved her hand, searing pain going through it. Motherfu-That girl was tougher than she thought! Did she... Yep. A feel of her fingers proved it. Jersey just broke her hand. Ugh, she'd put so much Reinforcement into strengthening her arms, she forgot to toughen them... That's what she got for going all shounen protagonist on their asses.
…...H-Hold up…. did she just legitimately injure a Servant with nothing but reinforcement? Sure, it's assassin, but still… And oi vey…. I get the feeling that she's gonna be a headache...

"This girl just tried to kill you. Why are you inviting her to your home?" Assassin hissed.
….Yeah, whyyyyy? Jersey's so far been a raging bull, thoughtlessly just charging forward into the next thing.

"She explained why she attacked me out of nowhere. I believe her, I understand. What better way to show that I forgive her than to invite her to my home?"
*Groans in slight pain*

…..I don't see this ending well…. not at all...

Path:
SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.

Path:
MAZE
-Master
[X] ...Maybe with a Geas in place to seal the alliance and prevent betrayal.

-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections.
 
…..No... really, starting a fight in the middle of the day is a bad idea? WHO could've thunk that?

It's like... 4am in-story right now. XD

…...H-Hold up…. did she just legitimately injure a Servant with nothing but reinforcement? Sure, it's assassin, but still… And oi vey…. I get the feeling that she's gonna be a headache...

Mata Hari is pretty much the weakest Servant in the entire pool, if not one of the weakest. Rin showed in the UBW route that she can easily injure Medea with some Reinforcement-enhanced Chinese martial arts. Jersey doesn't know any martial arts, but while Rin is a prodigy who dabbles in Reinforcement, Jersey is a naturally talented Magus who specializes in it.

It's also stated that, under ideal conditions such as a sneak attack, a heavily trained and powerful Magus can juuuuuust win against a Caster or Assassin. Kirei Kotomine is outright confirmed to be able to pull this off should he get a sneak attack with his Magecraft-enhanced super-baji quan on an unawares Caster or Assassin.
 
It's like... 4am in-story right now. XD
Ah..... Still tho, early birds.

Mata Hari is pretty much the weakest Servant in the entire pool, if not one of the weakest. Rin showed in the UBW route that she can easily injure Medea with some Reinforcement-enhanced Chinese martial arts. Jersey doesn't know any martial arts, but while Rin is a prodigy who dabbles in Reinforcement, Jersey is a naturally talented Magus who specializes in it.
Ah, right, forgot about that….
 
[X] Okay, but take your time rematerializing your top.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
[X] Voice your objections.
 
Sun servent
[X]
But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.

MAZE
Master
[X] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.

Familiar
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] Okay, but take your time rematerializing your top.

Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.

-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] Okay, but take your time rematerializing your top.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Fuck it, just get somewhere private. You don't want to draw attention.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
Adhoc vote count started by Paleb05 on May 13, 2019 at 7:07 PM, finished with 21 posts and 15 votes.
 
[X] If Master says so...
[X] Horrors has a point... They'd be quite a team if you covered each others' bases.
[X] ...Maybe with a Geas in place to seal the alliance and prevent betrayal.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
[X] Voice your objections.

Overall: yeah sure this teamup has merit (partly because Will has no particular wish for the Grail and Mata Hari seems to have made peace with a very low chance of getting it), but what if some of the other Servants attack the house or something? That's a lot of post-war property damage. :p
Recommending we get this alliance on contract, because while Will is probably too soft-hearted to lure someone into his heavily-manned fortress where they can defeat Berserker by numbers and/or quietly get his family to do the dirty work, it'll be a nice assurance on Jersey's end too.
 
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CROSSROADS
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.

Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] ...Maybe with a Geas in place to seal the alliance and prevent betrayal.
[X] Well... it is Horrors's idea. He's pretty smart.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections.
 
Considering Asterios can overpower Heracles, what makes you think roughly 20-odd Golems can even make a scratch on him? XD

Well, it was more of a 'defeat ability to defend Master by distraction and opening strikes' kind of thing focusing more on agility concerns than strength, but I guess that wouldn't be enough to even busy them after all.
 
CROSSROADS
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Horrors has a point... They'd be quite a team if you covered each others' bases.
[X] Fuck it, just get somewhere private. You don't want to draw attention.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections.
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Horrors has a point... They'd be quite a team if you covered each others' bases.
[X] Fuck it, just get somewhere private. You don't want to draw attention.
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.
 
Route 1: Part 12 (Jacket, Will's buffness, good scritches, Route 1 End)
Path: SUN
-Servant
[X] But, but... It's Master's jacket. It smells like him, and it's like an all-day hug.
Path: MAZE
-Master
[X] Consult with Asterios. He deserves just as much say in this as you do.
-Familiar
[X] Voice your objections STRONGLY.


Mata Hari reached up and gripped the jacket, as if hugging it. "But Maaaster~. It smells like you, and it's like an all day hug."

Will shuddered, his face going bright red. Uh... didn't look like he'd get that jacket back anytime soon. Sighing, he pulled his shirt off and tossed it to Jersey, who caught it. Considering how tall he was, it might as well have been a minidress on the short girl, even with her... um... curves. Wow, those were bigger than Assassin's...

Will was not the only one leering. With the Golemancer shirtless, Jersey couldn't help but stare at his subtle abs, her face flushed as well. "You're... surprisingly buff."

Assassin also stared. "Oh my... Maaaster~, why didn't you tell me you had such a nice body?" she teased, licking her lips.

Will's face went even redder, the healer reaching up to push up his glasses with the index and middle finger of his left hand, more a nervous gesture than truly needing to adjust them. "C'mon, let's just get going. I'm really not comfortable being shirtless in public like this, and we need to get Jersey some pants. Are you coming, Jersey?"

The Reinforcement Magus turned to Asterios, slipping the large shirt on. "Berserker, do you think we should go to Will's house?" she asked the Servant.

Asterios glanced between the two Masters, then to Assassin, then to Horrors. Finally, he nodded. "Protect."

She smiled up at her massive Servant. He had a point... There'd be very little any of Will's Golems could do against Asterios. And even if they tried to go for her instead, she had her Reinforcement and Horrors. "Okay, let's go."

Said feline Familiar growled. "Child, I really must advise you against this! You know absolutely nothing of the society within the Moonlit World! Any Magus worth his Crest would sooner slit your throat in your sleep than let you enter his home with a dangerous Servant!"

Assassin giggled, kneeling down to scritch Horrors behind his ears. "Awww, there there, kitty. It's okay. Will's nice. C'mon, how about you ride in my arms? I can give you chin scritches on the way there."

Horrors purred despite himself in response, his ears folding. He was right, she did give good scritches. "...this is dumb and I hate you."

Will chuckled. "Heh... C'mon. It's a bit of a walk, but I can call the house and have our Golem chauffeur pick us up," he explained, digging into his shoulder bag for his phone.

Assassin picked Horrors up, holding the black cat against her barely-clothed bust, and the four turned to walk into a nearby alleyway to wait for the car. As they did, the feline Familiar sighed. These two wouldn't survive a day in the Moonlit World... He'd have to do what he could to guide the-Oh god, it was like an orgy on his chin.

-o-

Route 1:
An Uneasy Alliance
End

-o-

Woozle A/N: I would like to thank my team, you readers, and Google for making this quest's launch as successful as it's been! I have updated the front page with a summary, quest mechanics, and character profiles! The profiles contain some info that's been revealed already and some that should be good to know when it comes to choosing courses of action later on! We'll have a canon omake next update, then chapter 2 should begin on the update after that!
 
Detour: A Housewife
Fate/collision
Detour: A Housewife

-o-

Humming a little song to herself, she stirred the skillet over the stove, set to medium heat. A quick taste with the spoon and... mmmm... Yeah, maybe a bit of salt?

It was hard to believe she was in this kind of situation. She had to admit, these clothes were a bit odd to get used to compared to her original robes, but... Yeah, she definitely could get used to it. The apron was cute... Hm, how would Master react if he came home to find her wearing just the apron? Fufufu...

She was the first Servant summoned for the Orlando Holy Grail War. Or "Collision Holy Grail War" as that Overseer called it. For now, though, she'd settled into a semblance of a normal, modern daily life.

Her Master had been kind. She was put off by his height and muscles at first, but... Then she realized they belied a noble heart. He'd heard her story, her past, her legend... But to him, it didn't matter the people she'd killed. She was her, and she was a person. He'd even set her up with her own room and Workshop behind his clinic, and given her privacy for them. She'd already used her Item Creation to make him a custom Mystic Code that functioned perfectly with his Magecraft. She planned to present it to him tomorrow... Would he like it?

The door opened and a deep, pleasing bass sounded out. "Caster! I'm home!"

"I'm in here, Master!" she called.

The pounding of his heavy footsteps could be heard all the way from the stove. He was so large, so heavy... Despite being a gentle giant, he really couldn't quiet his steps no matter how hard he tried. It was kind of endearing...

"Sorry, the local hospital needed me for an emergency procedure overnight. Hm? Caster, you're cooking breakfast?"

She looked over her shoulder. "Of course. I'm pretending to be your fiance, right? I figure I should act the part even if it's just us, Master."

He smiled and chuckled, his hands in the pockets of his lab coat. "Then please, don't call me Master. If you really want to address me with a title, just call me Doctor."

She blushed a bit. "Very well... Doctor."

The massive man stepped forward, his hands still in his lab coat pockets as he peered at the skillet. "What are you making there?"

"An omelet! I saw it on a cooking show today, I thought I'd try making it. Here, have a taste." She held the spoon out for him, and shrugging after a moment, he ate some of the fluffy yellow egg off it. He chewed a bit, testing the taste, then swallowed.

"Hmm... Could use a bit less salt, but you've definitely improved your cooking in the past week," he said, that simple, good-natured smile on his face.

She smiled up at him. "Say, Mas... Doctor. Why aren't we making some kind of move? It's been a week and I'm the only Servant summoned. Shouldn't we be setting up a fortified base or gathering information?"

"Nah. To be honest, something like that feels like cheating. I don't want some kind of advantage simply because I'm an early bird. For now, let's just keep conserving my Magical Energy and putting the excess into crystals, just so you can pull off the grander Magecraft when it's needed. And remember, don't harm any innocents. You may not have to follow the hippocratic oath like I do, but you don't have to be the same woman from your past."

She was about to reply when a voice rang in her hand. And if Master's reaction was anything to go by, he was getting the same message.

["Do hope I'm not interrupting. But I felt it was proper that I announce that the Assassin and Berserker have both been summoned last night. We just need the Saber, the Lancer, the Archer, and the Rider, and I can officially announce the beginning of the Collision Holy Grail War here in Orlando, Florida."]

"Thanks, Overseer. Though, why are you calling it the Collision Holy Grail War?" the doctor asked, gazing up.

["Use your eyes and capacity to reason, and it will become clear quickly enough."]

The connection faded and the Master and Servant pair turned to look at each other.

"Should we make our first move now, Doctor?" she asked.

He thought a moment. "...No. I have a better idea. How about I announce my engagement to my family?"

She felt her heart speed up.

-o-

Detour:
A Housewife
End
 
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