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Hell is Other People (Exalted/World of Darkness)

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[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.

Security department also gives us the highest odds of finding any already recorded information and destroying it permanently. Only those we deem worthy may gaze upon our naked form.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.

Right go beat up some nerds and get some fucking clothes girl.
 
AAAAAAHHHHHIIEEEEEEEERREEREEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOMIGOD.




Well obviously we need to find someone to beat the fuck up. TO THE LAAAAAB! BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA SOME NERD!

[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.

E: THE TAO OF SCHWARZENEGGER ALSO MEETS MY APPROVAL!
 
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[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.
 
I wonder if we would find a newb Tecnocrat lab techie in the labs?
 
[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.
 
[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.
 
ManusDomini said:
gdi emjay are you going to do this the entire quest
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Hopefully.

[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.
 
MJ12 Commando said:
[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.

Old-model temporal displacement devices had the flaw of only working on objects contained in living tissue, restricting agent deployment locations and possibly attracting unwanted attention. Agents should, however, be aware that hostile forces can be a blessing as well as a curse-they often will provide you with a wealth of weapons, clothing, disguises, and information.

-The Iteration X Field Manual on Acausal Tactical Operations

Look, she's appeared in an unfamiliar place and time naked and with superhuman abilities. She clearly should follow the tao of the Schwarzenegger here.
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But MJ, the drawers full of body parts and distinct lack of shame or decency indicates she's been abducted by Progenitors. Stupid sexy Progenitors.

[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.
 
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[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.
 
[X] The Office (1x): A few turns left and right from here, this place is likely to be without significant danger, but by the same note also not very likely to contain anything or anyone you can work out your anger on by beating them up. Not very likely to contain clothes either. On the other hand, there might be someone you could talk to.

Information is the most important thing. Besides, shame is for lesser creatures.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.

Clothing is good civ.
 
[X] The Office (1x): A few turns left and right from here, this place is likely to be without significant danger, but by the same note also not very likely to contain anything or anyone you can work out your anger on by beating them up. Not very likely to contain clothes either. On the other hand, there might be someone you could talk to.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.

Look, clearly she spent all her education tormenting nerds.

And when in troublesome situations, fall back on what you know.
 
[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.

I mean we are doing Elfen Lied right now, with the nudity and the telekinesis. Let's add some psychotic violence.
 
[X] The Office (1x): A few turns left and right from here, this place is likely to be without significant danger, but by the same note also not very likely to contain anything or anyone you can work out your anger on by beating them up. Not very likely to contain clothes either. On the other hand, there might be someone you could talk to.

Time to force choke a bureaucrat.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.
 
[X] The Security Department (1x): A bunch of corridors from here, this place would most definitely contain someone to beat up, but is not very likely to contain anyone who can tell you anything important. It might contain clothes though, and likely also a good idea of where an exit could be found. This is the most dangerous of your options.
 
So who do we think is running this? My guess is vampires.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.
 
[X] The Laboratory (1x): Just down the corridor, you're not entirely sure what this place would contain. Most laboratories are likely to contain some form of clothes, so that's likely to be assured. But with most likelihood, whoever are inside it will not be capable of telling you a lot about why you're here in anything but scientific terms, useless to you.

The Labs will be filled with squishy nerds (some of whom we've probably bullied), and whose response to being force-choked and interrogated is far less likely to involve fire-arms or truncheons, and more likely to involve screaming and begging for their miserable lives.

So we can more easily get information on what the hifl is going on, and we can probably strip a scientest for their clothes and id. And I think we can pull off the hot scientist look far easier than the hot security guard look, which is a plus.
 
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