[X] Play dumb, politely ask her to elaborate what she means.
"I'm sorry, could you tell me more about what you mean by that?" You guide Madeline with an inviting tone.
"Don't you know about magical girl system and the MSY? I thought everyone knew by now."
You take a gamble. "Yeah, of course. I just want to more details, being a very sheltered civilian."
"I'll give you a data trans- wait never mind."
You look at her in incomprehension. You assume she is one of these self-described magical girls.
"Let me guess, religious background?"
You nod again, agreeing to her preconceptions.
"I can't believe people still go baseline these days," Madeline gives you a pitying look.
This is starting to get annoying.
"Since I can't look it up, what's your name?"
"I'm Alice, Alice Steiner."
"Nice to meet you, Alice."
"How did you even find me?" you were wondering this.
"Mister Incubator here found your soul signature just now and realised you had potential."
You have potential to contract.
It talks! Shit. Its sentient, was it an AI like Metatron?
"What's that?" you ask quickly to hide your shock.
Your soul rebels at the karma of your life, it has crossed the threshold for becoming a magical girl. You may make any wish, so long as your soul truly desires it.
What. Like Sailor Moon? Never mind the marketing crap, a wish?
You mind runs through the possibilities. What would you want to do if you had one wish? You could wish for Metatron to be repaired. Or… you could wish to see the future. That would be super cool. Get foreknowledge of where all the shinies are or enemy plans. It would be invaluable. Maybe combine the two. Or just get the precognition and try to foresee the best way of getting Metatron repaired.
"What does being a magical girl exactly entail?" you ask absentmindedly.
Madeline takes her hand out and a floating gem appears on it. "This is my soul gem, every-time I use magic it requires grief cubes to-
So, it's basically like being a DnD lich? You wait for her to finish.
"I'm not sure if I'd like to be undead, being a living corpse with bones sticking out." The words slip out before you realise it.
"Its not like that! You keep your form. You'd be a living being who can have kids." Now Madeline is looking at you like you're crazy... or maybe raised in an ultraconservative environment.
"I'm not selling my soul to the devil am I?" You have to ask to make sure here. Also hammer one last nail down in the preconception coffin.
"No, ignore that religious crap." Madeline looks at you with a determined look in her eyes. It falters when the incubator speaks next.
The role of a magical girl is to defend humanity from the demons that prey on them.
Oh thats it? Well you suppose someone has to fight demons. It's funny because you literally just had a religious argument and then this comes up. You guess you'd be fighting any prospective demons anyway, without the whole wish stuff. People summoning demons can only be a bad thing.
Where's the downside to being a magical girl again? You're sure you're missing something important.
Alice, we need to talk. Metatron says urgently.
"Can I have a moment to myself?"
In your case, breaking secrecy to talk to your family would taint the resolution of your soul and risk the viability of the contract. This is a one‐time offer.
"Does she even have one? I can't find anything…" Madeline mutters.
"I'm an orphan so that is not a concern," your eyes narrow in suspicion. You feel like they were trying to follow a script, but it got completely derailed since they knew nothing about you.
Madeline's face slackens in shock. "Oh you poor girl, I'm so sorry. Life must be rough in the colonies." She engulfs you in a tight hug.
Why is she suddenly acting twice her age? Like a consoling mother figure, what the hell? She looks barely older than you. Was losing ones parents truly so surprising?
Regardless, this is a one time offer.
"I just need a minute to think," you add the next words carefully, "I'm not going to talk to any family members."
Why are they acting like used car salesmen? Do they think you're a moron? It's like they assume you've never watched commercials.
***
You quickly start a rapid fire telepathic conversation with Metatron.
Listen Alice, I have connected some data points and made some findings.
About bloody time! I've been running blind here, tell me.
This façade isn't going to hold up much longer. We need to think of a story to tell these people.
Why would that be important Meta?
This Earth is united under one government with numerous offworld colonies. This woman is a representative of one such official organisation.
I knew it.
Listen. These people are fighting a war, they are fighting a war and losing. They have interstellar travel but have not broken the dimensional barrier. They are fighting a war for survival against an alien species.
How bad is it?
They are desperate. If we introduce ourselves as a neutral human civilisation from an alternate dimension, they will realise we can be possible allies against their alien foe. They will fall over themselves to be accommodating to us. This will derail any possible nefarious activities. They do not want another foe when they are in such dire straits. It is clear they are more advanced in some areas, we could set up technology sharing or other deals more easily.
That seems like a very complicated story to stick to.
When acting from a position of weakness, obfuscation is key. We must make them assume there is force backing us.
What about the incubators?
They are not too important at the moment. Distant allies to these humans, extremely advanced but with their own agenda.
That doesn't sound right.
I am equipped with a first contact package for situations like this. Tailored to human civilisations that are close to being peer opponents. I want to send it to this human government soon.
"Can you quickly give me a run down on what's in it? History and so on?"
We are representatives from the Liran Commonwealth. Official name; the Belkan Commonwealth of Lira. We were one of the constituent states in the Belkan Empire which formed several hundred years ago after the fall of the Al-Hazard civilisation. The Empire expanded across the dimensions and conquered hundreds of worlds.
Are you sure we should tell them that?
Being upfront is the best policy, it will give us some measure of respect and wariness in their minds. Anyway, the Belkan Empire collapsed a few generations ago when the capital world was destroyed. Afterwards there was a bloody civil war that left the Commonwealth very diminished.
So not too much of a threat then.
Yes, I will be very vague about recent times. They will expect this and likely respond in kind.
But there isn't an existing Commonwealth in current times right?
For now.
Okay I guess.
They will realise from the first contact package that you share a surname with many historical Archons and assume you are someone important.
Like I'm some sort of princess?
No Alice, the Commonwealth does not have royalty. This will divert any plots against you for the time being. It will be to our benefit if they assume you are a figurehead and I am the official negotiator. We can't conceal your age from them, the potential to contract is only available from a certain age range.
This seems like a lot to remember Meta… I prefer to be upfront or tell them nothing and high tail it.
Alice, if you tell them you are a lone wanderer they could take hostile action against you. They are frighteningly advanced in some areas.
I imagine that takes a lot for you to admit.
Yes. If we try to run, then it is likely we won't be able to come back. It would be a potentially big missed opportunity. I noticed there were many drones flying above the city, some of them have to have been for surveillance.
What are drones again?
Pilotless aircraft.
Ah thanks, I was wondering what they were.
You can do this Alice. I have known you these last few months. Just follow my lead, I'm here for you.
That was almost sweet of you.
Now put on that cold, dead eyed look you often have.
What? What did it mean? You school your face to complete neutrality.
Yes that's the one.
You are unsure if you were just insulted or complimented.
Whatever, what do you think about these wishes?
You can't seriously be thinking of making one. What would you want?
Future sight, precognition.
Oh… that would be evil. That would make things so simple yet more complicated. It is your choice, though we should probably wait.
You notice the incubator is staring at Metatron's bracelet intently.
"Would I be able to wish for future sight?"
Madeline stiffens in shock.
Unfortunately that ability died out centuries ago and-
The incubator abruptly pauses.
You are not from around here, are you?
You suddenly feel quite nervous.
I feel you would be able to achieve such a wish, I am unsure why. I noticed that you appeared out of thin air a few hours ago. Could you give an explanation for your appearance? I have also noticed you are capable of telepathy yet possess no magic.
From Madeline's lack of reaction you are guessing she isn't included in this telepathic conversation. It seems this incubator alien wants to talk separately with you. If it believes your story, it will likely add weight in the eyes of the human authorities.
What do you tell the Incubator? (and probably Madeline afterwards)
[] You are the representative of an interdimensional polity making first contact
[] You are an interdimensional traveller from an alternate Earth
[] Don't tell anything, be evasive and try to leave at the first good chance
[] Write-in