The Fourth Holy Grail War (Heavy AU) (CRACKY)

[x]-Blue Haired female Zouken=4

A young blue haired woman came out, "I am Zouken Matou, head of the Matou family, I will represent my family for the grai-" "ZOUKEEN! WHY ARE YOU HERE! YOUR SUPPOSED TO HELP NAGATO WITH SETTING UP THE HOLY GRAIL WAR!!!" shouted from a woman who looked like Irisivel.

"heheh, don't worry! technically I'm still helping with Nagato, look" she showed her arm to everyone, slowly by slowly the arm turned into a mass of worms, "this is just a worm clone, and the only reason that I'm here is because there's no one in my family that can be a master, so it is up to the head to represent it"

The Irisivel-lookalike just sighed "fine, just, go with the other masters" Zouken then went to the other masters, she waved to them, Rin walked up to her "if you're here, who's taking care of si-Sakura?" Zouken smiled and responded "oh it's alright, there's someone who's taking care of her! don't worry she's fine" she then patted Rin's head.

(Later on)
[x]-Illya=4


After the bright light died down Kirigitsu and Irisivel saw a young girl who looked like a younger version of Irisivel wearing a school uniform and was holding a kind of toy wand "Servant Caster! I'm Illya! at you-mom...dad?" the girl looked curious upon them.

Irisivel and Kirigitsu were confused when Irisivel noticed the similarities and the fact the little girl called herself Illya, "Illyasviel?" "mom? why are you in a grail war?" "uh...reasons?" Illy thought long and hard before responding "okay!" meanwhile Justeaze and old man Einzbern were discussing with each other

"Do you know what this mean?" "you mean that the Einzbern had sucessfully made a heroic spirit in the possible future?" "yes!" "hmm..." Irisivel walked towards Illya "hello little child" Illya turned towards her "hrm? who are you?" "why I'm Irisivel, do you not know me child?" Illy thought long and hard before realizing something "Your Irisivel! my mom's great-grand mother! but...you're supposed to be dead"

Immediately after hearing that, all of the Einzberns and Kirigitsu were shocked by the statement "Wait...no it can't be! I'll die!?!" thought Irisivel

Old man Einzbern was worried "this can't be! the only way for a guardian to die...is if the grail is destroyed"

Meanwhile, while the Einzberns plus Kirigitsu were freaking out from the implications of a dead grail guardian, the other masters were interacting with their servants.


[x]-Frankenstein=4

After the light died down, Zouken saw a young woman with red hair wearing a bride's dress, she also was blind-folded and had a horn, she wielded a giant mace.

She looked at Zouken and growled, and screamed "HUSBAAAAAAAAAND!!"

"ahh the berserker class! and you must be Frankenstein!" aparrently Zouken could understand the berserker's growls.

The berserker growled at that "ahh my mistake, so you're Frankenstein's Monster! ahh makes sense, tell me though, why are you wearing a dress and well...female" the berserker responded with a series of grunts and gestures.

"ahh so Mr. Frankenstein wanted to make a wife" "ragh!"
"weird man he is then, and that's why you can only respond with grunts and the word "husband"? "Hrgh!"
"hmm...do you have any names would you wish for me to refer to you, because forgive me, but Frankenstein's Monster is a bit too long"
"RAGHH ROOO MARGHH!"
"Ahhh so you wish to be referred to as ___________"
[]-Fran
[]-Ragnorak the Barbarian
[]-some other name (this is just for fun)

They continued talking with each other.
[x]-Emiya=4

Meanwhile with Rin and Kirei, after the bright light died down, they saw a young man wearing a red coat with black clothing underneath, he had dark skin and pure white hair, he crouched in front of them.

"I am of the servant class Archer, I have no name, I ask of you, are you my master" he said before looking at Rin.

However Rin was silently staring at Emiya, Kirei confused, looked at Rin, when he looked at her eyes he could see the thoughts going around behind, eventually Rin spoke.

"OH MY GOD I GOT SATAN!" Emiya was shocked at that.
"Rin! what is this none-sense you're talking about!?"
"Look at him Kirei!" Rin pointed at Emiya "Red clothes, grim and dour look, the strange aura emanating from him "hey!" and you could see the regret on his eyes! he's obviously the dark lord himself Satan!" Emiya was shocked by that statement.
Kirei sighed at that "Rin, you do know the grail doesn't summon divine beings, and even if it can, why would it summon the damned fallen angel?" Emiya was thankful someone was sane here.
"ugh look, throw a black key at him" Kirei thought about the request before shrugging and threw a black key at Emiya, without any reaction Emiya grabbed the key in mid-air and threw it back at Kirei.
Kirei caught the key, and looked at Rin "...now I'm not saying he's Satan, but he's not Satan, on the other hand, the grail does access beyond time and space, so presumably this is the fallen angel Lucifer, but instead of being damned to hell, he's presumably became...less divine, probably enough to qualify as a heroic spirit"

Rin smirked at that "with this, I can totally win the war for sure!" she thought, Emiya was having different thoughts "Ughh, at least I know that Rin was right when she said she met me when she was young, though now I'm wondering if anything else is different" Emiya looks at Kirei "okay so in the war that Rin participated in, that damn priest was there", Emiya sighed "this is gonna be a long war"

Skip to...
[]-STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION
[]-some fluff at the castle
[]-Flashybacks!
[]-what does one want?