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[X] Defeat him, then show him how All Is One

[X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
-[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
--[X] If he refuses, try and seal him within yourself. You'll be his prison, warden and guard.
 
May I just note that I'm a bit frustrated that we have voters who are supporting "beat the dragon then absorb him" but not "beat the dragon then decide what to do next?"

It seems like something of an abuse of the approval voting system, because the whole point of approval voting is to support consensus plans that a supermajority can agree on over tug-of-war competitions between mutually exclusive plans that come down to disagreement over a single detail of the plan.

But Simon, beating the dragon was never in doubt. The vote is to decide how and what to do next, so voting to beat the dragon and then vote again about what to do makes little sense as we would end with a couple hundreds of word update, if at all, and start the voting process again. Seen that way, it makes sense that they would vote for something that has a decisive course of action. For example, I am voting for either beating him and try to make him feel the things, asking the sorcerers if he can be sealed at all somewhere, asking the sorcerers if he can be sealed inside of us, asking the sorcerers if he can be put under a masque that seals his powers so that he can go to prison and tickling him, but I am not voting for the leading option, which has us subdue it without harm and then just talk because a) it has no guarantee that it wouldn't just lie to us and b) those I asked about the option just seemed to assume we would have a later option to vote, again, what to do with it.

If it were something like, "subdue it then consult the other royals about what they think the best option would be and ask the sorcerers for non-lethal alternatives" then yes, it would be a meaningful vote, but something that is just "defeat the dragon (which would happen regardless of what we vote) then vote again for what we do next" would irk me a bit and I can't see why people would not want to vote about something they perceive does that.

Now, if you were complaining about people voting for a single plan, with no attempt to make a concensus, in order to take advantage from the votes of those who try, then yes, you might have a right to complain about going against the spirit of it. But you shouldn't complain about people not voting for a plan they disagree in a single detail if they feel the detail is important enough, like if they think the vote does not apport a meaningful course of action (voting for something they think would happen anyways and then having to vote again) or if it is about the manner in which they go about things (voting for subduing it painlessly or not, since it is about ethical vs safety concerns in case our power runs out). The whole point of it is deciding in which details you are willing to compromise and in which you aren't and even if "decide afterwards" can lead to "seal inside us", some might decide that they don't want yet another vote to decide and be well within their rights to use that as criteria.
My worry is that we may be able to seal his power but not his expertise. A master-class psychic will have a great deal of experience and knowledge at psychic conflict and manipulation. Normally he'd need to combine that with power to crowbar his influence into our heads, but we just went and invited him in, so that wouldn't matter.

And we're going to have to keep up a psychic Maginot Line inside our own head, with defenses pointing inward to contain the dragon, for the rest of our lives. Anything that could cause our concentration or willpower or focus to slip, any disaster, any unexpected magical attack of an exotic kind, could cause disaster.

I'm not worried about her failing any individual Willpower/Mind Delve check. I'm worried about her not passing ALL the Willpower/Mind Delve checks, forever, for the rest of her life. Speaking of which...

I was under the impression, from when the idea was first brought up, that sealing him inside of us is not meant to be taken as sealed inside our head. They don't want a setup like the one Jaffur has but something presumably like the Mafuba is supposed to be, with the added features of open a way to talk to it (and only talk to it, presumable with something like ki telepathy which I already explained is people sending messages to each other instead of their minds connecting or reading their minds like with mind delve) when Kakara wants to and only when she wants to (she can choose when to open the channel or not) and the possibility of letting the dragon see what we see (again, like telepathy, with the magic sending information but with only one way it can travel) with the option of shutting that down if we want privacy. Otherwise it would be on a sealed space separated from reality with no way to interact with us. Or at least that is how the idea was first pitched.

Then people started talking about accessing their power and this giving Kakara a power up, which I agree with you is extremely risky and against the humanitarian effort to reform it that the other option implies but since the vote "seal it inside of us" does not include the details of the seal, we would get to choose how to go about it after we go over our options for the seal with the sorcerers. But the main point is that the vote was not to seal the dragon's conciousness in our mind but to use our body as the physical place the dragon is sealed in the manner it would be sealed in an object but with the added bonus of a feature to let Kakara open a temporary channel to communicate with it. And maybe access its powers if some voters get their way.

Dende being a really good ki healer doesn't seem implausible, though. I think we should parse the original question is "is healing in the manner of Dende a magical ability or a ki ability," not "in the art called Dende Style, is the healing magical or ki-based?"

Given that we know ki healing exists and can do some fairly impressive things, Dende being a ki healer would work, wouldn't it?
Well, we saw Yammar using ki healing to close some of his wounds when he was fighting Dazarel so we know that at least that is within what it can do. I am inclined to disagree on Dende being a ki healer though because that presumably uses ki and Dende healed some really severe wounds in the Namek arc and the warriors seemed rested after it despite having much larger ki reserves. Plus we know that Dende knows magic because it could reactivate the dragonballs.
 
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Just had a thought: so you know all these votes to seal the dragon into us? Has anyone thought that the closest thing that we've seen in the series to this is Tapion's seal, and that Hirudegarn could break out of the seal and go on a rampage practically at any time Tapion's concentration wavered for a moment?

So yeah, do we have a plan to solve that that doesn't require us being sealed in an impenetrable music box for all of eternity? (Or at least until some yahoos with a magic dragon wish us free?)
 
Well, leading vote is talking him down and knocking him out if he doesn't surrender so that we consult the others. Second leading option is to ask the sorcerers if he can be sealed, period. Then in third place there is sealing it inside of us tied with showing him that All is One (which I am starting to suspect he already knows and just doesn't care) and in fifth place, narrowly behind, asking the sorcerers if they can put a mask on him and asking the sorcerers if they can seal his powers. The following options are variations of them if you take dragonballs option as sealing him.

So a)diplomacy, b) magic prison, c) magic prison with us as the warden, d) telepath induced empathy, e) masque plus regular prison and f) unpowered dragon plus prison.

We have a wide range of options even if most of them are variations of having the sorcerers make him a non-threat.
 
Just had a thought: so you know all these votes to seal the dragon into us? Has anyone thought that the closest thing that we've seen in the series to this is Tapion's seal, and that Hirudegarn could break out of the seal and go on a rampage practically at any time Tapion's concentration wavered for a moment?

So yeah, do we have a plan to solve that that doesn't require us being sealed in an impenetrable music box for all of eternity? (Or at least until some yahoos with a magic dragon wish us free?)
Well, we've got a few things going for us:
We're not carrying Hirudegarn in us, a being literally made of hate and darkness, and unending fury. Said fury being behind the willpower that allowed him to get out of the seal I expect. Instead we've got a dragon who, while a dick, isn't literally made of hundreds of lifetimes of condensed edge. Honestly, he might not have all that much in terms of willpower at all, what with having avoided those stronger than him and with no meaningful drives to speak of.

Also, being a Super Saiyan, I imagine our body spec is somewhat higher than that of Tapion. Even better, our seal won't be tied to an arbitrary magical item which broke worryingly easily. The think didn't break out until Tapion fell asleep, right? And only because he was supposed to sleep in the broken music box (as I understand it).

Speaking of, our sorcerors are also probably a bit better than a single desperate Priest/Wizard.

But most of all? The biggest thing we have going for us is that our monster is sapient. Which means we can communicate. And, the longer he's trapped in there the more he's exposed to Kakara's borderline ridiculous Communication checks.
 
May I just note that I'm a bit frustrated that we have voters who are supporting "beat the dragon then absorb him" but not "beat the dragon then decide what to do next?"

It seems like something of an abuse of the approval voting system, because the whole point of approval voting is to support consensus plans that a supermajority can agree on over tug-of-war competitions between mutually exclusive plans that come down to disagreement over a single detail of the plan.
Sounds reasonable for Kakara to me. She does have the decisive trait, and I would be surprised if the Saiyan society didn't have a Rite of Conquest.

That said, I haven't voted yet because I'm unsure what to go with. But as long as it was something to the tune of "show the Dragon All is One" whether immediately or over the course of years with Kakara's help, I'd vote for it. I don't want an eternal prisoner here; I want an eventual ally.
 
As is my wont, I generally hold my peace when updates involves details that I'm not familiar with.
But I do have to say that the latest update was a stellar piece of work.
Well done.

As for the voters looking to seal a dragon into Kakara, I don't really understand what you gentlepeople are thinking. Giving a centuries old dragon access to your person and mind-space can't fail to have Consequences.
If you go around taking schmuck bait like that, don't be surprised when the price comes due and your Lawful Evil GM unveils it.
Adhoc vote count started by uju32 on Feb 27, 2018 at 9:49 AM, finished with 483 posts and 64 votes.

  • [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.
    [X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] See if the Sorcerers can Seal him or something.
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, try and seal him within yourself. You'll be his prison, warden and guard.
    [X] Defeat him, then show him how All Is One
    [X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting while harming him as little as possible.
    -[X] Talk to him, try to make him see reason, try to convince him to surrender himself to us if we can't make him change his mind.
    - -[X] if we can't reach him with words and he doesn't surrender himself make him go unconscious without harming him, and ask the sorcerers if they can force a masque on him to seal most if not all his power while mantaining his memories and personality. Then hand him to your father so he could be taken to prison for the crimes he committed.
    [X] Subdue the dragon utterly. Stun it, physically disable it if you have to. Hold it in place and lock it down with raw power.
    -[X] Call on all the sorcerors to Seal away its psychic and ki powers.
    -[X] Interrogate it. It calls itself an embodiment of endings, it claims to be a devourer of worlds, and you will know why.
    [x]Hold down the dragon. Ask the sorcerers "Can you turn him into dragon balls"
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.
    ---[X] Ask both the sorcerers and the seers if it's possible to Seal him away (the sorcerer's if it's possible, and the seers to check if they can see if he'll manage to break out).
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down. See if sharing the knowledge and sensation that All is One can convince him onto a better path.
    [X] Beat Dazarel like a drum until he is no longer able to pose a credible threat, preferably by beating him into unconsciousness.
    - [X] Once that is done, conference with the adults to figure out what to do with him.
    -- [X] Bring up the idea of sealing him, either into a human form or into something/someone else.
    [X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting while harming him as little as possible.
    -[X] Talk to him, try to make him see reason, try to convince him to surrender himself to us if we can't make him change his mind.
    [X] Tickles!
    [X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] See if the Sorcerers can Seal him in the Collective Ki of the planet, or in yourself.
    [x] Fight him.
    -[x] During the fight talk with him, ask him why he does what it does, why did he come here, and all that jazz.
    --[x] Send what you just realized and felt to his mind, the wonder of everything being conected and one.
    ---[x] Beat the crap out off him with vengeance.
    ----[x] While doing so contact the sorcerers and ask about sealing him, or at least his mind shenanigans, and if they think is doable proceed to next step.
    -----[x] Tell the Insolent Worm that you unfortunatelly can't let him go, that he will have to choose, either she will have to kill him, or he will be sealed somehow, still be able to live as he is a part of the whole, hopefully after that he will be a more helpful one.
    ------[x] If he denies being sealed or tries to escape, kill him, there is no other way.
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[x] Then hand him off to your head of house to determine his fate.
    [X] Feel the grass.
    -[X] Have a Multiform in Golden Oozaru form distract the Dragon.
    -[X] Ask the sorcerers if they can make it so the dragon can't sense us charging our attack.
    [X] Kill him. Utterly Destroy him.
    [X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] See if the Sorcerers can Seal him or something.[X] Subdue the dragon utterly. Stun it, physically disable it if you have to. Hold it in place and lock it down with raw power.
    --[X] Call on all the sorcerors to Seal away its psychic and ki powers.
    ---[X] Interrogate it. It calls itself an embodiment of endings, it claims to be a devourer of worlds, and you will know why
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.[X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    ---[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down. See if sharing the knowledge and sensation that All is One can convince him onto a better path.
    ----[X] If he refuses, see if you can seal him inside yourself, becoming both prison and warden.
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, try and find out if he can grant wishes, If he can, wish for him to spend the rest of his life roaming the universe doing good.
    [X] Cruel and Kind
    -[X] Physical: Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Mental: Force understanding on Dazarel - understanding of value of life and connection to others.
    -[X] Seal him in human body, with all human shortcomings and limitats - but also with all human capability to feel. (ask sorcerers to do it if needed)
    --[X] Let adults judge him.
    [X] May you find peace in your next life.
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.
    ---[X] Ask both the sorcerers and the seers if it's possible to Seal him away (the sorcerer's if it's possible, and the seers to check if they can see if he'll manage to break out).
    [X]If sealing him inside you is a good idea do that.
    [X] Talk to him, try to make him see reason, try to convince him to surrender himself to us if we can't make him change his mind.
    [X] See if the Sorcerers can Seal him or something.
    [X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down. See if sharing the knowledge and sensation that All is One can convince him onto a better path.
    --[X] If he refuses, see if you can seal him inside yourself, becoming both prison and warden.
    [X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
    -[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
    --[X] If he refuses, try and seal him within yourself. You'll be his prison, warden and guard.
    ---[X] Use the Sight to see if it's plausible and safe first. Either yourself, or one of the other Seers if they've recovered from whatever Dazarel has done to them.
 
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That said: First, this is its own distinct universe, and not everything in DoFP will specify cleanly to this universe. Second, Mona is an inveterate troll who is quite accomplished at providing perfectly accurate yet hilariously misleading information and being able to honestly claim that's it's correct. :rofl:

Thank you kindly, good Poptart.

That changes my vote then.

[X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
-[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
--[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.

[X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting while harming him as little as possible.
-[X] Talk to him, try to make him see reason, try to convince him to surrender himself to us if we can't make him change his mind.
- -[X] if we can't reach him with words and he doesn't surrender himself make him go unconscious without harming him, and ask the sorcerers if they can force a masque on him to seal most if not all his power while mantaining his memories and personality. Then hand him to your father so he could be taken to prison for the crimes he committed.

[X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
-[X] See if the Sorcerers can Seal him or something.
 
Also, being a Super Saiyan, I imagine our body spec is somewhat higher than that of Tapion.
Our enemies are also ridiculously worse, and she is likely to get into more life-threatening situations.
The last thing we want is a situation where our getting beaten or weakened threatens to unleash a fresh monster on our side.

But most of all? The biggest thing we have going for us is that our monster is sapient. Which means we can communicate. And, the longer he's trapped in there the more he's exposed to Kakara's borderline ridiculous Communication checks.
Not everyone wants to be redeemed. Not everyone CAN be redeemed, or swayed from their course.

Note how Kakara, for all the ridiculous checks she has, has still become the mortal enemy of Dandeer, one of the most powerful Saiyan sorcerers on the planet, because their goals are diametrically opposed. Or how she failed to talk Songs-Through-Murk into surrendering in the face of overwhelming force, to the point that he remained willing to commit suicide-by-cop just to fuck her over.

Do not knowingly place yourself in a situation where one defeat can trigger a failure cascade that ends in the deaths of loved ones and the extinction of your race.
 
*glances in thread, sees rampant desire to eat a dragon's soul*

Yeah, I think it's far better to NOT go messing around with sealing the force that Beerus has civilly dealt with into any puny mortal, even one who has spoken to the gods.

We should do something safer for the planet, like popping SSJ2 while putting up glowing neon signs saying, "Hey, ENEMY! Yummy Saiyans live here."

[X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
-[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
--[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.

That decision *may* be for Dad to punt him into the sun after the sorcerers ensure he'll stay unconscious. But it's much more likely that with our combined efforts, we can safely imprison the Dragon. Masqueing him is possible, but we can decide on that with input from Sorcerers and the other Nobles. We aren't going to unilaterally dictate things here.

Do not knowingly place yourself in a situation where one defeat can trigger a failure cascade that ends in the deaths of loved ones and the extinction of your race.

Yes, exactly. That's just begging for an enemy to learn about it, and use us as his pawns to destroy things. And how is our deceit? Will we recognize it in time?
 
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[X] Defeat him quickly, utterly and as painlessly as possible, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
-[X] Then talk to him see if you make him stand down.
--[X] If he refuses, knock him out while you decide what to do with him.

[X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting while harming him as little as possible.
-[X] Talk to him, try to make him see reason, try to convince him to surrender himself to us if we can't make him change his mind.
- -[X] if we can't reach him with words and he doesn't surrender himself make him go unconscious without harming him, and ask the sorcerers if they can force a masque on him to seal most if not all his power while mantaining his memories and personality. Then hand him to your father so he could be taken to prison for the crimes he committed.

[X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting.
-[X] See if the Sorcerers can Seal him or something.

[X] Defeat him, then show him how All Is One
 
[X] Defeat him, then show him how All Is One
[X] Defeat him quickly and utterly, locking down his power. Make him unable to continue fighting while harming him as little as possible.
-[X] Talk to him, try to make him see reason, try to convince him to surrender himself to us if we can't make him change his mind.
- -[X] if we can't reach him with words and he doesn't surrender himself make him go unconscious without harming him, and ask the sorcerers if they can force a masque on him to seal most if not all his power while mantaining his memories and personality. Then hand him to your father so he could be taken to prison for the crimes he committed.
 
Note how Kakara, for all the ridiculous checks she has, has still become the mortal enemy of Dandeer, one of the most powerful Saiyan sorcerers on the planet, because their goals are diametrically opposed.
To be fair, wasn't this one practically intentional? Like, sure, it was kind of inevitable that we would become opposed to her after the whole business with the Sealing, but (and I admittedly could very easily be misremembering here) wasn't there a rather sizeable "fuck dandeer" faction that voted accordingly any time a chance of reconciliation came up?
 
Well, we've got a few things going for us:
We're not carrying Hirudegarn in us, a being literally made of hate and darkness, and unending fury. Said fury being behind the willpower that allowed him to get out of the seal I expect. Instead we've got a dragon who, while a dick, isn't literally made of hundreds of lifetimes of condensed edge. Honestly, he might not have all that much in terms of willpower at all, what with having avoided those stronger than him and with no meaningful drives to speak of.

Also, being a Super Saiyan, I imagine our body spec is somewhat higher than that of Tapion. Even better, our seal won't be tied to an arbitrary magical item which broke worryingly easily. The think didn't break out until Tapion fell asleep, right? And only because he was supposed to sleep in the broken music box (as I understand it).

Speaking of, our sorcerors are also probably a bit better than a single desperate Priest/Wizard.

But most of all? The biggest thing we have going for us is that our monster is sapient. Which means we can communicate. And, the longer he's trapped in there the more he's exposed to Kakara's borderline ridiculous Communication checks.

You and I remember that movie very, very differently. The way I remember it, the music box didn't break even under Goku trying his hardest... it literally took Shenron being summoned and them blowing a wish to free Tapion. And even then, the music box wasn't tied to the seal... it was a separate seal because sealing Hirudegarn into Tapion and his brother separately just wasn't enough.

Also, just want to say: you're making a lot of unfounded assumptions about who is stronger or has more willpower or who is better able to handle a being sealed inside them than who here. I mean, the idea that the dragon has weak willpower is kind is laughable. Remember, he is psychically strong enough to beat three enemies that are all individually stronger than him power-wise, just on the strength of his mind alone. Underestimating him is just asking for him to go all Mind Crush on us the first time we mentally falter or go to sleep. Also, considering that it's pretty obvious that our magic-using abilities have regressed from what we saw on DBZ earth, there's no way to truly say that our wizards are better than Tapion's people. (By the way, the "lone, desperate wizard-priest" guy was the bad guy that was trying to sabotage the seal, not the one who made it.)

Also, I'd say some stuff about how having a monster sealed in us just waiting to be released at the most inopportune time and how our communications may be good, but certainly isn't godlike... but others beat me to it.

EDIT: Also, forgot to put in that half of Hirudegarn was put into Tapion's little brother, so I really doubt physical fitness or power levels have anything to do with it.
 
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To be fair, wasn't this one practically intentional? Like, sure, it was kind of inevitable that we would become opposed to her after the whole business with the Sealing, but (and I admittedly could very easily be misremembering here) wasn't there a rather sizeable "fuck dandeer" faction that voted accordingly any time a chance of reconciliation came up?
There was a sizable Fuck Dandeer faction IIRC, but no one intentionally voted to make her an enemy, instead of viewing her as an obstruction.
And like I pointed out, Songs-Through-Murk remained willing to commit suicide by Kakara in the face of overwhelming force and reasonable talk in order to set her and her people up for war with the Invasion fleet.

It's Dragonball, not Naruto. The thematics are similar but different. People should not assume Talk No Jutsu will always work, especially when the combatants are planetkillers.
 
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There was a sizable Fuck Dandeer faction IIRC, but no one intentionally voted to make her an enemy, instead of viewing her as an obstruction.
And like I pointed out, Songs-Through-Murk remained willing to commit suicide by Kakara in the face of overwhelming force and reasonable talk in order to set her and her people up for war with the Invasion fleet.

It's Dragonball, not Naruto. The thematics are similar but different. People should not assume Talk No Jutsu will always work, especially when the combatants are planetkillers.
Um... it was pretty intentional from my perspective.
 
I just feel like the update is going to go like this



"So you surrender, right?"
"...Yes! I've seen the error of my ways!"
*Spirit sayin disspates a few minutes later*
"Hey... guess what? I lied!"
"Crapbaskets.
 
Yeah, I think it's far better to NOT go messing around with sealing the force that Beerus has civilly dealt with into any puny mortal, even one who has spoken to the gods.
Eh, from what I read, it seemed to me that Dazarel never actually met Beerus and that it was saying that if it had a problem with him, he would have made himself known by now. I doubt the Dragon is a credible threat to a god of destruction, given that Poptart called summoning Gohan to deal with him "summon your win stick".

Frankly, I am a bit more worried about people planning to magically seal someone who was kicking our ass inside of us while actively taking lessons from Dandelor about how to break out of a magical seal.
 
It does have the potential for some comedy:

Jaffur: So, what happened to the dragon?
Kakara: We had your mom seal it in my brother.
Jaffur: *Trauma intensifies*
 
Now know what you meant, but...

Mato: "Yes, with steak sauce and a side of fries, please!"

Alternatively, if we DID make him the dragon-naruto.

"You know what, you're right. I DO think that my sister gets away with way too much. She always was Dad's favorite. I bet she even figured out all these ki tricks that she's asked me to 'help' with."

...6 months later...

"Hey! She's finally asleep! Now, where's that thing Lady Vegeta gave me?"

Jaffur: So, what happened to the dragon?
Kakara: We had your mom seal it in my brother.
Jaffur: *Trauma intensifies*

It WOULD be funny to see someone facepalm so hard that the heel of their hand exited the back of their skull.
 
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