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As soon as they made eye contact, Naruto knew it was him. He looked more like a real ninja than anyone he'd ever seen; he had a mask covering the bottom half of his face, and his forehead-protector was pulled down over one eye and everything, like he didn't even need depth perception. - A quote from The Waves Arisen by Wertifloke, probably the best Naruto fanfiction I have ever read.

Also a shout out to Noodlehammer, author of the best Naruto crossover series I've ever read.

"Besides," Harry said, a weird fire in his eyes as he clenched his fist. "If it is Hagrid, then as his friends, it is our duty and obligation to side with him! If he wants to kill all muggleborns, than the three of us should be helping round them up for easy annihilation!" - Uzumaki Harry, a well done crack fic.