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Today, it's widely believed that Hitler, or really anyone's, chances of winning a war against the Soviet Union were on par with a snowball in a cage match with a chainsaw wielding Mike Tyson in hell. - Cracked.com
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I shall judge you from on high like a mighty Q! Live short and be impoverished, Bitch! - Michael Swaim, Cracked.com
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寧教我負天下人，休教天下人負我。