epiccuttlefish
- Location
- Earth. Probably.
- Gender
- Male
Signature
"I don't think they'd be abominations against the natural order if they didn't need testing"|"I think that you're the type of person who, when asked for a better mousetrap, designs one that then requires a better mouse as well, which you also design"|"In most families, they raise children and send them, helpless and unsuspecting, into a cruel, merciless world. Apparently the Castigliones raise children and send them, cruel and merciless, into a helpless, unsuspecting world."|She kept track of them as they regrouped in a nearby alley, and smirked as one of them nearly yelled 'what the fuck' when they likely realized that they'd just stolen their own wallets from her. Their now empty wallets, at least as far as cash was concerned.|Why couldn't high school be as accommodating as a white supremacist rally?|"Where am I?" She asked the world. It, being a place and not a person, failed to respond.|"Repeatedly stabbing a minor with a knife generates far too much paperwork."|'CRACK!' Chitose winced as another unfortunate tree made the mistake of existing in our general direction|"Yes, Hitler was a notorious dick like that" I deadpan. "He ruined American beer, that bastard."|Perhaps the real chthonic power beyond mortal understanding was the friends we made along the way.|"Twenty-five thousand – you just told him to dodge the planet, didn't you?" Skyla asked, then sighed.|Kongou hyperventilated in the interrogative.
