You can't have a slaughter without laughter.
"The world of Dungeons and Dragons is much like our own. The difference being that instead of science they believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas." - Professor Farnsworth
"Earth, what an abysmal place. Don't get me wrong, a thousand years ago the place had character; Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. Now it's just mind-numbingly dull." -Q
Physics loves nothing more than a Dodge Charger filled with moonshine.
"This is the human race we're talking about... we weaponized Dolphins. Doomsday devices are our speciality."
- Birthday
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Oct 30, 1981
(Age: 43)
- Location
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Naptown, Indiana
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Mouse Jockey
"The world of Dungeons and Dragons is much like our own. The difference being that instead of science they believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas." - Professor Farnsworth
"Nah lets rant like fucking lunatics about burning the filthy deviants for committing thought crimes, because why tolerate when you can immolate?" - Wetapunga