ElPintoGrande

You can't have a slaughter without laughter.

"The world of Dungeons and Dragons is much like our own. The difference being that instead of science they believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas." - Professor Farnsworth

"Earth, what an abysmal place. Don't get me wrong, a thousand years ago the place had character; Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. Now it's just mind-numbingly dull." -Q

Physics loves nothing more than a Dodge Charger filled with moonshine.

"This is the human race we're talking about... we weaponized Dolphins. Doomsday devices are our speciality."
Birthday
Oct 30, 1981 (Age: 43)
Location
Naptown, Indiana
Gender
Male
Occupation
Mouse Jockey

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"The world of Dungeons and Dragons is much like our own. The difference being that instead of science they believe in crazy hocus-pocus. It's like Kansas." - Professor Farnsworth

"Nah lets rant like fucking lunatics about burning the filthy deviants for committing thought crimes, because why tolerate when you can immolate?" - Wetapunga
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