derpfen

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Pronouns
He/Him

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"Might makes right when I do it, but anyone stronger than me is an illegitimate bully." \\ "Growing old is required. Growing up is optional." \\ It's a structure that's vaguely shaped like a hut if a hut had been shoved through a kaleidoscope that was on fire in space. \\ "I'm going to give you the keys to reality just to see what you do with them." \\ "Moronic, title-chasing skin-sack of inadequately bioactive water and equally flawed bone." \\ For the second time today, you put into practice your ability to smile and nod while being full of confused screaming on the inside. \\ "Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. Unless you're a necromancer, anyway, then the world is your blasphemous undead oyster." \\ The book is regrettably heterosexual \\ "Is this really the time to be drinking?" "Well, I am awake, so... yeah." \\ "Paladin," Dragonfly replied. "Lawful good. Smiting evil. Smiting the insufficiently good. Smiting the indifferent. Smite makes right." \\ "He fell down some stairs, which may or may not have been related to the fourteen stab wounds in his back. Possibly contagious, since all three of his heirs caught the same thing" \\ "If I didn't know better, I would swear you can see into the hearts of men" "I do, regularly. They're filled with blood." \\ "Please do not hug me, I am a fire."

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