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Deadman

He's dead Jim From 6 Feet Under
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  • BrendenHawley
    How progress on the next chapter going on your awesome undead abomination to the laws of nature shipfic.
    Deadman
    Deadman
    You ever heard the saying "Beating a dead horse"?

    Imagine taking that statement completely, horrifically literally.
    3 rewrites, 1 complete computer crash, and countless pounding headaches later and I'm starting to yearn for my days as a flesh-and-blood live thing, because then I could actually get drunk.
    Crystalwatcher
    Crystalwatcher
    Did you know that if we convert you to a Warcraft Undead then you could get drunk anyway?
    wtdtd
    ~casts resurection~ did that work? Or do i need a higher spellslot?
    Crystalwatcher
    Crystalwatcher
    Considering he's a skeleton you might need to go for a bit of necromancy.

    So Raise Dead maybe? I don't know, I'm more a Mecha than a Necha.
    Deadman
    Deadman
    Oh that's what that was? wtdtd, you literally almost sent me to the other side with that attempted resurrect. Please, never do that again. 6 teaspoons of faun-blood and 3 petals of nightshade is more than enough to get my attention. Invoking the holy powers to smite my bony ass is NOT.
    Crystalwatcher
    Crystalwatcher
    Something something, fuck that cleric?

    Or do a Calia Menethil and become a Holy Undead, however the fuck that works.
    Crystalwatcher
    Is it bad that 30% of what I look forward to when you post new chapters is the dead jokes?
    Deadman
    Deadman
    That would warm my heart if I had one.
    Crystalwatcher
    Crystalwatcher
    Maybe I could find you an artificial heart? ...no wait. Nowhere to put it.
    Deadman
    What, you thought I was alive for a second? Ha! Nope.
    Twei
    Twei
    You thought you were hot? Guess what, you're not! (you are dead, dead, dead♪)
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