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EDIT: OKAY so possibly this quest's #1000th post is me screwing up the vote system somehow? IIRC the winning vote was [ACCESSORY] [RINGS]. Writing! EDIT2: OKAY so my attempts at fixing it is making things worse, leaving me no choice but to embrace the failure Oh, so it fails in Preview mode...

In a perfect world, sleep would function the same way as it does in your source material. By all rights, sleep should leave you feeling fresh and restored after a mere sixty minutes of blissful unconsciousness, and anything past that would merely be a bonus and/or a way to turn hours into...

Right then, so unless I've miscounted something, the winning votes are [THE OUTLAW DEMON: LEARN TO HELP], [A FOOD MAKIN' SPOT, TAKE 2 - OUCH HOT], and a tie between [INTERIOR RENOVATING: DA FURNISHINGS] and [A FOOD MAKIN' SPOT, TAKE 2 – LOCALLY AND ETHICALLY SOURCED]. Writing!

Vote closed! **ROLL 'EM!** THREE (3) d100 rolls needed! These will be taken from the first three posters to roll. OGRE LUCK applies to all rolls! 1379971[/votecount]

Apologies for the very delayed updates! Had a hell of a time getting these out. As always, thanks for reading!

Admittedly, Whoever doesn't know a whole lot about running an inn, nor is he what anyone would call a numbers kinda ogre. However, even he's dimly aware that having separate rooms of indeterminate number would, theoretically, be a nice thing to have. The smaller ogre stands inside the...

(Interior Renovating, Safe and Secure Place - Walls, and World At Large results & rolls to be covered following this kerfluffle!) --- Nobody rolls one shoulder, then the other, before trudging toward the cheering-slash-howling-slash-gibbering creatures. It takes a few moments for the...

Had a rough time with this one for some reason, and I'm still not totally happy with it. Just a hair shy of two weeks, so I will not be reposting the Image of Shame (yet). Actual update is next, Coming Soon™!

Two adventurers sit at a café just outside Leanbox. One is dressed in a blue and yellow jumpsuit, a rifle slung over her shoulder; the other looks like something out of Nordic myth, all leathers, furs, and horned helmet. Both cradle cups of coffee as they shoot the breeze. "Aren't you going to...

[X] Ink that remains resonant with shyish even when it dries. Zagroose unintentionally screwing with Voldemort is hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if, one day, Voldemort confronts him with a rant about how his constant meddling ruined everything, everything!, and Zag's going to just-

Belatedly, vote closed! The winning votes are to dream of [NEP NEP NEP], respec to the ol' reliable [SMITHING, ARCHERY, SNEAK], and then visit [THE PLANEPTUNE BASILICOM]. Up next is the interlude, then the following update. As always, thanks for reading!

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Unfortunately, tie-ins to non-game properties are not eligible for personification-ing in this quest! Video games do indeed exist in this quest's setting- though with all the personifications running around, The Powers That Be have thoughtfully converted all of Gamindustri's video games into...

SHAME Interlude's up next!

"No inviting me into your merry band of pals. I work alone." You can't help giving Linda the side-eye, as you hadn't even opened your mouth yet. But no, you're not delusional enough to think she'd accept an invite, given everything that's gone down and because you're certain she isn't fit...