"Studies of the global balance sheet consistently show more liabilities than assets. The only way that would make sense is if the world were in debt to some external agency, such as Venusians or the Emperor Palpatine. Since it isn't, a simple question arises: where's all the fucking money?"
I tried reviving it about 10 months ago but only updated it twice, which means I need to be careful to actually get back in the groove this time, or else I'm just yanking the audience's chain in extreme slow motion.