Happy birthday man if a bit late I could've sworn today was the 15th I feel like I've been neuralized mib style or given amnestics by the scp foundation like a whole day of my life I have no recollection of
"If I can channel the energies of the happy birthday templar through the hull of the celebrationsthor I can bring swift death to the accursed abomination!"
Tassadar zooms a giant cake and rams it into the Overmind.
Overmind explodes.
Shadow Archon gets a perfect piece of falling cake debris onto his plate.
Happy birthday, Shadow Archon, hope it's a good one. I'm glad I could finally reply this year. Your wishes have been a bright spot over almost the last decade.
I come to wish a particular legend a happy birthday. Thank you, Shadow Archon, for all the happy joys you've instilled so many times. I hope that the glad tidings continue, and they all revolve around back to you ever-more.