Taylor Hebert asks for help, she gets it.
Somewhere across the pacific, in another universe, several old men shit their pants (or colostomy bags) and one bearded man gets his ass kicked by his wife.
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This is the accumulation of over 5M words of EVA fanfic binge, the 4 rebuilds watched from 4AM to 10AM, and depression.
I am not responsible for this nor any trauma this may or may not induce.
No penguins were hurt in the making of this trainwreck.
I own NOTHING, and may...