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The Epic Adventures of the Bored God! [SnK]
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Elle S.
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A/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is gonna be dropped, like, pretty soon... Maybe, maybe not. I'll update when I'm boooooored.
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You are a god.
For convenience sake, your name is Kami.
You are a bored god.
You went and done things.
Being president, being a murderer, being a villain, being a hero, being a king, being a queen, mostly everything.
You felt boooooored...
So you kinda wanna destroy some worlds to relieve stress.
And the unfortunate universe is SnK.
But heeeey, that's gonna be destroyed anyways...
But not having any fun before destroying it is kinda... weird.
So you:
[] disguise yourself as a soldier
-[] Scouting Legion?
-[] Garrison
-[] Military Police
[] go in as a civilian
[] destroy the universe
-[] what manner?
[] break the walls and let the titans in
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You are a god.
For convenience sake, your name is Kami.
You are a bored god.
You went and done things.
Being president, being a murderer, being a villain, being a hero, being a king, being a queen, mostly everything.
You felt boooooored...
So you kinda wanna destroy some worlds to relieve stress.
And the unfortunate universe is SnK.
But heeeey, that's gonna be destroyed anyways...
But not having any fun before destroying it is kinda... weird.
So you:
[] disguise yourself as a soldier
-[] Scouting Legion?
-[] Garrison
-[] Military Police
[] go in as a civilian
[] destroy the universe
-[] what manner?
[] break the walls and let the titans in
Trent01
A Fountain of Quest Ideas
[X] destroy the universe
- Vaporize the entire contents within Wall Sina, and sit back and watch what happens when you remove all the douchbag nobility and consprists from the walled city.
- Grab Kami-sized popcorn and snacks beforehand. Good to be prepared when watching the collapse of a world.
- Vaporize the entire contents within Wall Sina, and sit back and watch what happens when you remove all the douchbag nobility and consprists from the walled city.
- Grab Kami-sized popcorn and snacks beforehand. Good to be prepared when watching the collapse of a world.
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OctarineShrike
Avatar of Mandos
[x]destroy the universe
[x]Rain cheese wheels down on the city and the titans alike. Replace any Titans that may be under the walls with their mass in intelligent Angora Rabbits. Release them into the city.
[x]Rain cheese wheels down on the city and the titans alike. Replace any Titans that may be under the walls with their mass in intelligent Angora Rabbits. Release them into the city.
Elle S.
Victim of Isekaitis
- Location
- Canada <3
[X] destroy the universe
- Vaporize the entire contents within Wall Sina, and sit back and watch what happens when you remove all the douchbag nobility and consprists from the walled city.
- Grab Kami-sized popcorn and snacks beforehand. Good to be prepared when watching the collapse of a world.
- Rain cheese wheels down on the city and the titans alike. Replace any Titans that may be under the walls with their mass in intelligent Angora Rabbits. Release them into the city.
Eh, fuck it. You can think about being weird later on.
Conjuring up a Kami-sized popcorn, which really was medium (Kami-size depends on the god after all), you decided to nibble on your food.
Wanting butter, you willed for butter to appear. Hmm... butter... has to be melted... cheese?
Whatever, you can't think straight anyways...
Since you were once a leader of your country, you thought that those Sina people were an ass.
You're a god, you decide who's an ass.
And so, you thought about cheese. Cheese with wheels. Cheese wheels. Giant cheese wheels, yeah, that be good.
And so, you willed giant cheese wheels to rain down on men, measuring about 1 meter in diameter.
What else... hmm... everyone's dodging, as you have seen from your secretly conjured tv. Titans weren't dodging hmm... a problem...
Well, for fun and all that, you decided to replace the titan's mind with a rabbit's mind. Yeah, they started jumping and hopping-
Look at that! A titan got hit! It stumbled back a bit and whooo, it stood up.
Stupid titans, not dying from cheese.
Turning your hatred into the humans at Sina, you made the location uber hot, making the cheese melt.
Oh god, that was disgusting! Their skin is kinda melting! and...
You should eat more popcorn. Been a while since you last did random things. Pretty good stress reliever.
Returning to the titans, wow, like, in the whole location, around the walls, there were just a few that was taken down.
Whatever, snapping your hand, you broke Shinganshina's gate, titans pouring in and going to the direction of humans.
Yeah, humans got eaten and all that bullshit.
Sina is now a melted cheese wasteland and Shinganshina is broken.
You are still eating that popcorn. Oh well, it is a Kami-sized popcorn.
[]Write-In.
- Vaporize the entire contents within Wall Sina, and sit back and watch what happens when you remove all the douchbag nobility and consprists from the walled city.
- Grab Kami-sized popcorn and snacks beforehand. Good to be prepared when watching the collapse of a world.
- Rain cheese wheels down on the city and the titans alike. Replace any Titans that may be under the walls with their mass in intelligent Angora Rabbits. Release them into the city.
Eh, fuck it. You can think about being weird later on.
Conjuring up a Kami-sized popcorn, which really was medium (Kami-size depends on the god after all), you decided to nibble on your food.
Wanting butter, you willed for butter to appear. Hmm... butter... has to be melted... cheese?
Whatever, you can't think straight anyways...
Since you were once a leader of your country, you thought that those Sina people were an ass.
You're a god, you decide who's an ass.
And so, you thought about cheese. Cheese with wheels. Cheese wheels. Giant cheese wheels, yeah, that be good.
And so, you willed giant cheese wheels to rain down on men, measuring about 1 meter in diameter.
What else... hmm... everyone's dodging, as you have seen from your secretly conjured tv. Titans weren't dodging hmm... a problem...
Well, for fun and all that, you decided to replace the titan's mind with a rabbit's mind. Yeah, they started jumping and hopping-
Look at that! A titan got hit! It stumbled back a bit and whooo, it stood up.
Stupid titans, not dying from cheese.
Turning your hatred into the humans at Sina, you made the location uber hot, making the cheese melt.
Oh god, that was disgusting! Their skin is kinda melting! and...
You should eat more popcorn. Been a while since you last did random things. Pretty good stress reliever.
Returning to the titans, wow, like, in the whole location, around the walls, there were just a few that was taken down.
Whatever, snapping your hand, you broke Shinganshina's gate, titans pouring in and going to the direction of humans.
Yeah, humans got eaten and all that bullshit.
Sina is now a melted cheese wasteland and Shinganshina is broken.
You are still eating that popcorn. Oh well, it is a Kami-sized popcorn.
[]Write-In.
EllenTenshima
Tengu Mask
[X] Visit Armin in his moment of need. Then eat him.
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Elle S.
Victim of Isekaitis
- Location
- Canada <3
A/N: Why? Why can't I write? Why can't I update UHW?!
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[X] Make awesome pop-corn titan to fight the regular ones.
[X] Visit Armin in his moment of need. Then eat him.
Hmm... those hopping titans were quite boring now and while they were getting low in number, it was still pretty slow. Hohohoho~ You do wonder what would happen if you gave them false hope?
meh, you can think about that later on.
For now, to bring you more happiness, you made five titans be pop-corn titans. They be delicious titans.
And technically, since they weren't [REDACTED] anymore, they handled those other titans with ease.
A flash of lightning caught you off-guard but you managed to get a hold of myself, you know, since you're a god?
With the screen still in front of you, your eyes managed to glance at one young aspiring actor of this one yaoi porn about icecream trucks and...
You didn't want to think about it... It made you shiver. You didn't like it and you didn't have the ability called 'Can Unsee the seen'.
Wanting to get acquainted at Armin, you teleported yourself behind him. He was frozen in shock, your eyes following his gaze.
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh... There were lotsa titans but you didn't care. if you wanted, you could make one go pop and be all gory or just [REDACTED].
"You fine, dear young lad?" You questioned, making him turn to you abruptly, hair gracefully following the direction of her head.
"M-my grandfather! P-please! You have to help me!" He pleaded, eyes begging for help.
You did have this ability where you could decipher emotions with just their eyes.
That's only if you want to though...
You knelt on front of him, putting on heavy hands on both shoulders.
"Do you know where your grandpa is?" You asked soothingly but he winced in pain due to the grip of your hands.
"N-no." He weakly answered.
"Then, I cannot help you find him."
He gave you this sharp and desperate look.
"However," Armin actually showed relief but heey, you felt like eating someone right now. "I think I can help you two meet."
You smiled. Arlert had this cheerful smile, said smile plastered on her- you meant, his face. You opened your mouth wide, chomping off half of him, the other was in your stomach with one large gulp. You took another one, repeating the action.
"I can help you meet when both of you are dead~" You cheerfully added, skipping off, not bothering to wipe the blood on your face.
"Now then, what the fuck should I do now?" You asked yourself.
[] Write-In.
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[X] Make awesome pop-corn titan to fight the regular ones.
[X] Visit Armin in his moment of need. Then eat him.
Hmm... those hopping titans were quite boring now and while they were getting low in number, it was still pretty slow. Hohohoho~ You do wonder what would happen if you gave them false hope?
meh, you can think about that later on.
For now, to bring you more happiness, you made five titans be pop-corn titans. They be delicious titans.
And technically, since they weren't [REDACTED] anymore, they handled those other titans with ease.
A flash of lightning caught you off-guard but you managed to get a hold of myself, you know, since you're a god?
With the screen still in front of you, your eyes managed to glance at one young aspiring actor of this one yaoi porn about icecream trucks and...
You didn't want to think about it... It made you shiver. You didn't like it and you didn't have the ability called 'Can Unsee the seen'.
Wanting to get acquainted at Armin, you teleported yourself behind him. He was frozen in shock, your eyes following his gaze.
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh... There were lotsa titans but you didn't care. if you wanted, you could make one go pop and be all gory or just [REDACTED].
"You fine, dear young lad?" You questioned, making him turn to you abruptly, hair gracefully following the direction of her head.
"M-my grandfather! P-please! You have to help me!" He pleaded, eyes begging for help.
You did have this ability where you could decipher emotions with just their eyes.
That's only if you want to though...
You knelt on front of him, putting on heavy hands on both shoulders.
"Do you know where your grandpa is?" You asked soothingly but he winced in pain due to the grip of your hands.
"N-no." He weakly answered.
"Then, I cannot help you find him."
He gave you this sharp and desperate look.
"However," Armin actually showed relief but heey, you felt like eating someone right now. "I think I can help you two meet."
You smiled. Arlert had this cheerful smile, said smile plastered on her- you meant, his face. You opened your mouth wide, chomping off half of him, the other was in your stomach with one large gulp. You took another one, repeating the action.
"I can help you meet when both of you are dead~" You cheerfully added, skipping off, not bothering to wipe the blood on your face.
"Now then, what the fuck should I do now?" You asked yourself.
[] Write-In.
[X] turn back time before you dropped the cheese wheels and make all the nobility do the dance of the suger plum fairy before having fatal heart attacks.
-[X] then unleash a plague of rabbits that only eat titans.
-[X] then unleash a plague of rabbits that only eat titans.
EllenTenshima
Tengu Mask
@mizuki
I was waiting for the "Oh hey God!" scene.
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[X] Send the colossal titan to collect your new golf balls.
I was waiting for the "Oh hey God!" scene.
[X] Send the colossal titan to collect your new golf balls.
Elle S.
Victim of Isekaitis
- Location
- Canada <3
... Armin saying that? Impossible! It's not canon personality!
Blasphemy, I tell you! How do you think Maria, Sina, and Rose would react to that? Thoseholyfigures,desecratingthembecauseofyourselfishness!!!
Behead him! Behead him now!