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p1 and p2 Mixed martial arts anime world
Death is only the beginning. An ordinary man awakens in a strange new reality, his life transformed by a mysterious system that grants him the abilities of a video game character. Thrust into a world of intense martial arts training and bizarre challenges, he must adapt and overcome to survive. He finds love and purpose among legendary masters, but when an apocalyptic threat arrives, he is forced to flee with his crush, embarking on a journey into the following which a tournament forces them into the unknown depths of the multiverse.


p3-> jujutsu Kaisen.
Lost and adrift across the vast expanse of the multiverse, clusters of worlds flying past them, two souls encounter a powerful being who offers them a chance to return home with more power than they can possibly dream of. Their journey will lead them across diverse worlds, each with its own unique challenges and dangers. In a world of curses and sorcery, they face off against monstrous beings, forge unexpected alliances, and uncover a sinister plot that threatens the very fabric of the Jujutsu world. Fueled by a burning desire for vengeance and a promise to protect those they love, they must embrace their new power and become the heroes of a story that usually can only end in tragedy.

Reminder: This is a fictional work. Any and all similarities to real life events are in no way related to any real life activities or events. All connections to real life are imagined and not real.
If you are unable to see the difference between reality and fiction at any point during reading, Stop reading immediately and please consult a mental health professional.

As this is also a work of fanfiction it follows the fair-use act. All characters and storylines, save the OC, Zack Hammers, belong to their respective owners. Please support all official releases.
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Welcome to the recruitment drive created by Admin: Kuro. All of you will be erased save one. Now, entertain me with your flailing, I've got a bucket o' boredom, complete popcorn and a side of impatience. But where's the butter? Eh, the portions of your soul that flake off can be my butter! Now, let's get to seasoning this bucket of boredom with some fun!

Darkness. Not the kind you could see, but a suffocating absence of everything. No sight, no sound, no touch, just a chilling emptiness that pressed in from all sides. Panic clawed at my throat, a primal fear triggered by the complete lack of anything at all. I couldn't breathe, but somehow, I wasn't suffocating. My heart hammered a frantic rhythm against my nonexistent ribs. How long have I been here? This- this clawing nothingness?

I tried to shout, or make any noise at all. I then noticed the hammering of my heart wasn't a heart at all! It was the draining of my essence as I slowly withered away. I Forced the beating to slow down as much as I could and seemed to succeed.

A faint memory flickered: a line. An endless line that stretched before me, filled with faceless figures. A processing queue, my instincts had said. Processing for what? Where was I? A man in a suit grinned too wide as many souls were swept away, hundreds of thousands! Including-

Wait, I was dead? A flash of memory, a car crash! Was I in the car or outside of it?! NO! Focus! Focus on what's happening now!

A jolt, like a skipped beat in my non-existent heartbeat, ripped through me. Then, silence. I focused on the absence, searching for any difference, any change in the oppressive nothing. Nothing. My panic threatened to consume me, but a primal instinct for survival took hold. I had to stay present, stay aware.

Time seemed to stretch and compress, becoming meaningless. My fear began to morph into a dull ache, an exhaustion that gnawed at my non-existent core.

Then, another change. A subtle shift in the emptiness. Like distant stars flickering and fading, I felt- multiple presences- winking out of existence. Each one sent a fresh wave of panic through me. Were they dying? But how could you die in nothingness? The answer came with a horrifying certainty - they were being erased. This was some kind of test. A test of endurance? Determination? Survival of the fittest for each and every soul here?

Weren't there over hundreds of thousands before? I feel like there are a lot less, like a fraction of a fraction!

A forgotten memory surfaced - my name. Jack. I couldn't remember my last name but that didn't matter! It was a lifeline in the endless dark. Jack. I repeated it, clinging to it like a mantra. My name, my identity, the last shred of myself I held onto.

More souls winked out. I waited, held onto everything I could.

I forgot my parents.

I forgot my siblings, if I even had any in the first place.

I forgot my pet- what was my pet? What is a pet?!

Then, with a finality that sent shivers through my nonexistent bones, it stopped. The silence remained, but the feeling of others- it was gone. Just me. Was I the last one? A hollow victory in the face of such utter emptiness.

A voice, the same one from the queue, echoed in the void. Not soothing this time, but laced with amusement.


Congratulations, Player 1,421,742,169. You've not been erased!

The final line hung in the air, a chilling promise of what was to come. The emptiness remained, but a sliver of hope, a spark of defiance, flickered within me. I may not know where I was or what awaited me, but I had survived. For now.


installing gamer system 4.42.69.69.100015.V2x1-B Model34.
The voice faded, leaving me alone in the void.

Installation complete. Restoring Important memories.

-books, anime, fanfiction, TV shows, movies, timeline memories restored.-

Perks gained

-Gamer's Mind- Perk.
Immunity to most high-level mental attacks, such as mind control and mind-reading, and makes the user calm in heated situations. The user will think with logic more than emotions.
Certain Traits will bypass the mental protection of this perk.


-Gamer's Body- Perk.
Your body will act as that of a Video Game character. Sleeping in comfort will fully restore HP, SP, and MP while sleeping on the hard floor will only restore a quarter of that. Eating food restores HP, and especially high-quality food might even give buffs.
You are able to regenerate severed limbs (eventually.) Any separated body parts will cause a restful sleep to only restore 10% of HP SP and MP.


Skills gained.

-Observe- Skill.

A vision-based ability that shows the stats of the target. The ability can be sensed by powerful and
experienced beings, or any individual very sensitive to magic, ki or other esoteric energies.


Costs: N/A. to cast.


Please select your race.


-Human- -?- -?- -?-

I felt myself deadpan at the screen. I'm not risking becoming a fucking worm or a sapient pot sidekick to the real life version of 'let me solo her' to be worn atop his head for eternity, that's obviously a possibility because all of this is fucking insane.


-Human Selected, you're boring! Congrats!-


-1 reputation from the game for being a boring, boring, boredom inducer.-

"Fuck you too, bitch, I aint risking that shit on my second chance of life. Why the fuck would I want to be an animal or monster anyway?!" I said, noticing I now had a silhouette in the shape of an indistinct body. I could speak now. So that was good.

With every universe existing, Humans shall walk its Earth as well. In every corner of this Omniverse, you'll see subjects of this race living, and multiplying in numbers. Humans have mid-level intelligence and strength. Humans' true potential in their ability to learn and understand. Their strengths lie in comprehension.

+25% base EXP gain

Comprehending and learning new skills is slightly easier.

I sighed, I was about to voice another question but was interrupted. Immediately losing my train of thought.


Are you finished? If so, then please select a class.


-Mage- -Fighter- -Support- -Rogue- -Ranger- -Production-

"Mage is obvious. Grab that." I assert, knowing it's the only choice.


+2 reputation with the game for being decisive and smart.


Now please choose a specialization so we can move onto practical method or element or illusion type or material method or specialization or planar origin depending on which you choose.


-Sorcerer- -Elementalist- Illusionist- -Golemancer- -Necromancer- -Summoner-

"I'd rather not be up front and center when fighting as a mage, so elementalist and sorcerers are out. Illusionist is useless at the beginning, like why would I choose that?" I shrug and continue through my thought process. Golemancer seems promising and so does summoner, but necromancer kinda squicks me out and would get me hunted down real quick in most worlds. Hey system, flip a coin and choose between golemancer and summoner. Heads is Summoner, tails is Golemancer."


Processing.


Heads. Summoner selected. Rolling planner origin. Magic the gathering selected. You will gain 3 possible starting summons upon entering the world.

"Sweet!" I exclaim. "Now we can get down to business!"


Hold your horses, buddy, It's time to roll for your boons and banes. You can roll up to 5 boons and banes, for every boon you roll you will automatically roll a bane.
You must roll at least one.

I shrug. Might as well get this over with.

A lever appears next to a truly massive wheel that seems to stretch on infinitely with slots changing back and forth between different options.

I do only what a real man would do and Immediately pull the lever.

A nonexistent wind is picked up in the void and the massive thing spins at incredible speeds and then immediately slams to a stop.

Boon gained. -Conceptual weight.-
Adds the conceptual weight stat. Allowing all actions to have more power. All stats and skills as well as spells and abilities will have their effects be multiplied by your conceptual weight. You can now level up and evolve your race as well as your class.
Your conceptual weight will only increase every 5 levels by +0.1. Your conceptual weight will start at 1.0


Bane gained, -Conceptual gun control.-
The conceptual ATF has got your location, you can't use guns. EVER. If you ever fire a gun with the intent to use it as a weapon on someone else, a lvl 9999 Conceptual ATF agent will appear and tear you to shreds. Although if you reach a high enough level, he might drop something special once defeated.


"Fuck you, conceptual ATF I have magic so I don't NEED guns!"

Feeling a bit cocky now, I decided to spin again.

It spins with more force this time.

I get an ominous feeling as if all my plans are falling apart for some reason.

A bit of sweat falls down my back.

It spins and it spins and it spins. It spins for way too long.

The clown car song starts playing in the background and I just know something is horribly wrong.

A laugh track starts playing.

"Ok, what the fuck, man!" I protest, not expecting anything good to come out of this.

Boon gained -Martial arts prodigy of the highest order.-
You find it easy to learn martial arts and adapt to new styles.
3x to learning martial arts skills.
3x to physical stat growth.
5x to learning Ki, Senjutsu, touki, Qi, aura, life force, and chi based skills.


Bane gained. -Crippled mana pathways, YOUTH! Edition.-
You do not have mana. You will never gain mana. Your mana pathways are crippled and any attempt to fix this will cause a backlash. If you had chosen a magic based class, your class will become a blank class for 50 levels that gives no bonus stats. You may still train to get physical stats but your magic based and mana stats are forever at 0. Your intelligence and wisdom at least still increase your thinking speed, memory, and perception though. All skills that are magical in nature are forever barred to you.


"Motherfucker!" I exclaim, not happy about either of those. I guess I have to risk another spin in the hopes I gain something that will help me get more stats without leveling up or at least gain more exp so I can get rid of that blank class.

Hesitantly, I pull the lever again, as I do, It makes an unnecessary farting sound.
Oh my god, what the hell now?!

Boon gained. -Mercy is the privilege of the physically gifted.-
You find it easy to become stronger in all ways of the body and your mind becomes quicker to deal with threats at an accelerated pace.


2x STR gains.
2x END gains.
2x VIT gains.
2x DEX gains.


You can make blows that would normally cripple enemies capable of never healing beyond keeping them alive.

You now gain the amount of exp you would gain from killing an enemy as defeating them without killing them.

All stats start at 8 instead of 5

Intelligence gains have twice the effect on perception and reaction speed.

"Okay that's actually pretty goo-" I start, but am interrupted by a bane that goes against my instincts like nothing else in the world.

Bane gained. -Mercy or else. Unless my bitches are involved. In which case, fuck you!-
You can't bring yourself to kill anyone. Beating them up is fine, but unless they try to harm one of your harem members, you can't bring yourself to harm them enough for them to die.
In combat, the curse, -Thou shalt not kill- shall be activated and won't be deactivated unless you absolutely know for a fact, or at least believe strongly that a woman who is part of your harem has been harmed or will be harmed by the opponent. It doesn't matter how much of a danger they are to you, their surroundings, or people you care about who are not women.


You won't be able to kill them.

A woman is considered part of your harem if they have reached 100 reputation, even if they haven't rolled over into the 1 affection required to be actually considered a lover by you.

Also, your libido is multiplied by 2.5. If you were horny before, you probably need help now. You better get a girlfriend fast, BUCKO.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. If i end up in a cultivation world I am UTTERLY FUCKED and not in a good way! At least I can cripple people permanently, but how can I keep them from going to their ancestor who will come after me and shout "Junior, you dare!?" or "Courting death!" or "I'm going to cripple you if you don't kowtow and cripple your own cultivation after cutting off your arm and own dick." like seriously, why would I do that? You're literally just giving me no choice but to fight back if I'm a cultivator mc!

Xianxia tropes aside, I don't think I want to pull that lever again.

But maybe one more.

I step towards the lever, and then pull it for what I'm promising myself is the last time.

Boon gained, -EXP printer go BRRRR-
All exp is multiplied by 3.


Well that's one way of making it easier to get rid of my blank class.

Bane gained -Protagonist? What? You think this is a story?!-
In every world you visit, the protagonist will die Immediately 1 year before your arrival. It's up to you to save these worlds now! Or do whatever you want, whatever.


Okay, screw that, not touching that thing again.


Good boy/girl! Let's pick a name for ya and select your gender. I'll be willing to give you 1 random boon without a bane if you let me pick though!

"Fuck you, system, I'm a man and you can't stop me from stopping you from purposely giving me horrible gender dysphoria!" I shout, cus I'm not fucking around with this. Ever.


Fine. you're a party pooper, just give me your name and we can select a world.

I sigh, realizing my name is gone is kinda shitty. "You can call me Zack, you can randomize my last name, I don't actually care."


I'll give you something chuuni just for YOU!

"Why? Why does it have to be chuuni?!" I exclaim, dreading what kind of nonsense it chose.


You said randomize it and you know I can't be trusted with anything! Why would you trust me like that?! Ha! Now, say status and we can select a world.
"Status" I just sighed.

Zack Hammers

Title: The Gamer
Race -Human- Lvl 1
Class -blank- lvl 1


HP 40/40
Stamina 40/40


STR 8
END 8
DEX 8
VIT 8
WIS 8
INT 8
CW 1.0
Skills
-Observe-
Perks
-Gamer's Mind-
-Gamer's Body-
Boons
-Conceptual weight.-
-Martial arts prodigy of the highest order.-
-Mercy is the privilege of the physically gifted.-
-EXP printer go BRRRR-
Banes
-Conceptual gun control.-
-Crippled mana pathways, YOUTH! Edition.-
-Mercy or else. Unless my bitches are involved. In which case, fuck you!-
-Protagonist? What? You think this is a story?!-


Now, Pick a world.

Hunter X Hunter

Game of Thrones


Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Highschool DXD

The Boys

Harry Potter

Naruto

Worm

Amazing World of Gumball

Inheritance Cycle

Type moon(Random)

Type moon(Lost belt)

Type Moon(Fate/Stay Night)

Type Moon(Fate/Apocrypha

Captain underpants

Mega Man Animated Series

Mega man X

Mega man X Zero

Mega man X advent

SAO

SAO(Abridged)

Dragon ball(Abridged world)

Dragon ball(Standard world)

World Of Warcraft

Dance Dance Revolution

Guitar hero

Mightiest Disciple Kenichi

Adventure time

DC(Teen Titans)

DC(Young Justice)

DC(Animated Series)

Re:Zero

MCU

Marvel-616(variant)

Marvel Comics(Random)

Yu Yu Hakusho

Warhammer 40k

SCP

Cthulhu's actual stomach

[Censored for sanity]


I barely acknowledge the last 4 options before refusing to acknowledge them further. They don't exist.

With my current boons and banes the only 3 choices I can really survive in starting out are Game of thrones, Mightiest disciple, and Yu Yu hakusho.

Game of thrones is out because, you know, fuck not having modern plumbing until I actually have a survival skill and production skills that can make up for it.

Yu Yu hakusho has planet smashers on the high-end and I don't think that I'm ready to do that at all and without Yusuke being the spirit detective the whole world will be taken over by bug-demons around episode 4.

I don't think I can get that strong that fast.

Which leaves Mightiest Disciple, and miu is hot as well as the weapon teacher who I forgot the name of.


Mightiest Disciple selected. Have fun, Zack Hammers, cus it's hammer time.

Regretting that name now.


It's better if you do. Also, Don't listen to the colors.

With that, I felt myself being accelerated through unknown dimensions of not space.

I see something strange in the corner of my eye, I look at it and see an orange smudge.

I use -Observe-

Soul of impossibility(Orange)

It sees you.

"$^$$@@!!"

You have taken sanity damage that bypasses the gamer's -Gamers mind- perk.

-1HP

You have gained the skill -insanity resistance-

-Insanity resistance has been increased to max and rolled into -Gamers mind- perk

"ARGHH!" I shoot up in my bed and look around, this clearly isn't my room, so I guess that shit was real. SHIT!
 
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I stood up from the bed, and started thinking. This world has 2 factions, one of which I wouldn't even go near due to them basically being violent imbeciles.

Cough

I mean

Their lack of restraint in combat.

So, It's probably a good thing that I can't kill people, because that's the main requirement of the faction with all the ladies.

I definitely don't want to be blacklisted from the lifegiving fist guys just because I accidentally punched someone too hard. After that though my vision goes blurry for a moment while my memories from this life are shoved right in there like a hot-poker on a cows ass.


INT from 8 to 9 for thinking of the good parts of a bad situation.

I shrug and start doing pushups in hopes that strengthening my body while brainstorming isn't a waste of time.


WIS from 8 to 9 for using your brain in order to not waste your time.

Well, my memories say I'm an orphan but this apartment sure says otherwise. It's a really nice apartment after all. Barebones backstory too. This is a serious minimum effort.

Anyway, in this world my parents died of a car crash, but they were on vacation in japan. I'm half-japanese even with the name Zack Hammers and fuck you for that stupid last name by the way.

My memories of myself in the mirror clearly show some White haired bishounen ripoff that looks like a taller DXD Kiba ripoff. With a sharper jawline and white hair.

Instead of his falsely innocent eyes mine seem to smolder with intensity without my input.


STR 8 to 9 for pushing your muscles.

That was fast, I only did 3 push ups! I've got plenty in the tank, too.

Up, down, up, down. I feel the burn. That's 9 push ups so far.


END 8 to 9 for going longer than you should with how much STR and END you started with.

STR 9 to 10 for feeling the burn, only to stop feeling the burn by being refreshed.

I keep going because the fact that I keep getting END and STR that stops me from getting too tired to continue is utter bullshit.

I love this kind of bullshit.


-1hp​

I fall to the floor like my arms are dead.


You have reached collapse for your arm muscles.

STR 10 to 13.
END 9 to 12
VIT 8 to 11

Shrugging internally because my arms clearly can't do it for me, I approach the chair in the corner and drag myself like a worm towards it using my stomach and chin.


VIT 11 to 12 for doing a- shall I say- umm- unique. That's the word, Unique, core workout. You go man-worm!

"Thanks for the extra VIT, but seriously stop mocking me for doing what needs to be done, seriously." I mumbled, as a bit of dust in my face got in my mouth.

I got no response, but I wasn't expecting one.

I shrug, and with a twist of my legs and core, I'm in an upright sitting position in the chair. My head over the backrest and luckily it's a spin chair, so I can probably train DEX with this.


For being smart by doing crazy stuff to achieve your fitness goals and by using a mad plan that actually worked, your INT and WIS have improved accordingly

INT 9 to 12


WIS 9 to 12

By doing a strange, not-quite-kip-up into a chair for a reverse sitting position, only to want MORE gainz of the DEX variety, Here's some DEX.

DEX 8 to 13

You have gained the skill, -fitness LVL 1 and it has leveled up twice.-

-Fitness level 3- Effect: +1% body related stat gain speed and + 1% stat effectiveness of body related stats per level of the skill.

You have gained the skill, -acrobatics LVL 1- and it has leveled up once.

-Acrobatics level 2- Effect: +1% to DEX related effects per level and +2% reaction speed as well as +4% maximum jumping distance per level of the skill.

You have gained the skill, -Flexibility LVL 1- and it has leveled up three times.

-Flexibility LVL4- Effect: +5% range of motion for the body and joints per level of the skill.

10 minutes of me spinning in the chair and trying to hit a spot I chose with my feet over and over.

I stop before I feel like I need to vomit more than I already do.


I get what you were trying to do, but that's not a dex exercise, that's just torturing yourself. But since that was so entertaining and stupid that it made me laugh I'll make an exception just for you.

For being dexterously dumb, DEX 13 to 16.

For being so entertaining that my laugh will endure for a while, END 12 to 14


I raise my hand in a salute, I lower my pinky finger and raise my hand further, I drop the thumb into a fist so It looks like I'm one of the dumbasses from the hunger games and raise it a bit more. My ring finger goes down, followed by my pointer finger. I twirl the bird in the air for good measure. "Fuck. you."


+1 reputation with the game for being entertaining.

You have gained the skill, -Nausea resistance LVL 1- it has leveled up twice.

-Nausea resistance lvl 3- 5% resistance to things that cause nausea per skill level.

You have gained the skill, -Disorientation resistance LVL 1- it has leveled up 4 times.

-Disorientation Resistance LVL 5- Increases resistance to Disorientation related debuffs by 4% per skill level.

You have gained the boon -Photo Neuron Activation- for 5 hours. Due to the system being extremely entertained. +50% learning speed, +200% jumping distance.

New quest: Get to school on time, BOZO!

Hey, dumbass it's 8 minutes til the bell rings and you still haven't even gotten dressed. As your dex is 16, which is 1 more than 5 times that of how Kenichi started, you better fuckin' make it, dude.

Rewards:
Being part of the plot
+400 EXP

Variable Reputation with Miu Furinji
Variable Delayed Reputation with Ryozanpaku Dojo
Variable Delayed Reputation with Katsujinken practitioners.
Variable Delayed+ Reputation with the Phoenix Alliance.
Variable Enmity with Ragnarok
Variable Enmity with Yomi
Variable Delayed+ Enmity with Yami
Variable Delayed enmity with Satsujinken Practitioners.

By the time I've finished reading the last line about enmity with killing fist type martial artists just for going to fucking school, I mean grow the fuck up, I am already jumping accross the wharf that is railed off in order to reach school faster. I run past a pretty blonde who is probably Miu Furinji, but I'm not gonna rush this, I only slow down enough to wink at her with a smirk and then keep going.

'Okay' I direct mentally to the system,' don't tell me about any skill agains until after school, alright. I don't wanna look too weird in front of this girl.'

Ight, I got you.


-Skill and stat updates conditionally disabled.-



+15 Reputation with Miu Furinji for being a hot guy who's just her type.

+5 reputation with Miu Furinji for being fast and having enough jumping strength to take her shortcut to school.


I quickly arrive at the gate with 3 minutes to spare, as Miu catches up to me in short order.

She doesn't seem winded at all, even though neither am I. But that's because I'm a cheating cheater who cheats at life.

Dex 16 to 17
END 14 to 15
VIT 11 to 13

"Hi! That was a good jump! I'm Miu Furinji. How about you?" She asks, not being shy at all.

I grin, and introduce myself resisting the urge to cringe at my new last name. "My name's Zack Hammers, I'm just starting here today, and yeah, I work out." I flex my arm and indeed my biceps flex very prominently. I follow that up with a smirk and a wink. Oh my god that was cringe.

She smiles and nods, while trying to hide a blush.

"Hi, Zack, It's good to meet you. I hope we have the same homeroom!" She exclaims and thank god I haven't heard a single San or Chan or Tan or Dono or what the fuck ever since I got here because that would get old real quick.


+5 reputation with Miu Furinji for being hot and showing romantic interest in her.

Holy shit did that work? Is this girl attention starved or something? Okay, don't push luck. Play it cool. I turn back to the entrance and store my shoes in the provided locker, grabbing the school-issue slippers and putting them on.
I see Miu Hesitate for a moment, and then grab my arm. "Let's go together then!" she says, cheerfully. She then looks away shyly, "If you want, that is." Instead of me pushing my luck, the sexy martial artist with glasses and a body to die for is doing it instead.

I accept of course, I'm not a moron."sure."

I decide to check my status and then observe her to compare us as we walk.

Zack Hammers
Title: The Gamer
Age:16
Race -Human- Lvl 1
Class -blank- lvl 1


STR 13
END 15
DEX 17
VIT 13
WIS 12
INT 12
CW 1.0


Skills
-Observe-
-Jogging lvl 1-
-Running LVL 2-
-Sprinting LVL 1-
-Fitness level 3-
-Acrobatics level 2-
-Flexibility LVL4-
-Nausea resistance lvl 3-
-Disorientation Resistance LVL 5-
-Long Jump LVL 4-
-Flirting lvl 1-


Perks
-Gamer's Mind-
-Gamer's Body-


Boons
-Conceptual weight.-
-Martial arts prodigy of the highest order.-
-Mercy is the privilege of the physically gifted.-
-EXP printer go BRRRR-
-Photo Neuron Activation- (TEMP) 4 hours 50 minutes remaining.


Banes
-Conceptual gun control.-
-Crippled mana pathways, YOUTH! Edition.-
-Mercy or else. Unless my bitches are involved. In which case, fuck you!-
-Protagonist? What? You think this is a story?!-


Alright, making progress. Now, Observe.

Miu Furinji

Age 16

She's a good mix between extremely hot, and very cute. She has a good personality, I should definitely date her.

???

???

???

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Alright. I get it, my observe is only level one.


It's level 2 but someone doesn't want updates. If it was level 1, it wouldn't have given you her age.
Ignoring the system we arrive at our home-room. Due to the fact I didn't fall into the river, Thank you Long jump powers- for being there for me. I got to sit next to MIu and listen to things I already know given in the context of Japan and not 'murica.

Hurray?
 
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I decided to 'try to join' the karate club. Why would I do that, dear hypothetical reader in my brain?

I shall now explain why while looking directly into your eyes via the non-existent planar-camera.

Error: +0.1 conceptual weight for breaking the fourth wall by accident.

I stop dead in my tracks. I immediately went to try to see that notification again. I even go Into the logs. I don't see it, but my status suspiciously says my conceptual weight is 1.1.

I shudder, and move on. Don't think about it.

I need exp so I'm going to 'join' the karate club.

I am then going to quit the karate club after defeating them all in an honorable spar.

A strange looking young man with elf-like ears tries to shout at me, even going so far as to stand in front of me. When I walk forward without stopping, he puts his arms on my shoulders.

Using the memory of many a shonen anime, I judo flipped him flawlessly. I then passed right by him as he groaned on the ground.

You have gained a sk-

'Don't bother me about skills or gains until I'm at home and alone or a full 24 hours has passed. If I'm not at home at all, just wait til I wake up again after sleeping before giving me a full list.'

Ugh Fine.

'Seriously staring into space in the middle of the street is like asking to get punched for being a creep. Only send me notifications if something crazy or urgent is requiring my attention. Like a new quest.'

Quest complete.

Get to school on time, BOZO!

+400 EXP
+5 Reputation with Miu Furinji
+4 Delayed Reputation with Ryozanpaku Dojo
+4 Delayed Reputation with Katsujinken practitioners.
+3 Delayed+ Reputation with the Phoenix Alliance.
+5 Enmity with Ragnarok
+5 Enmity with Yomi
+2 Delayed+ Enmity with Yami

+1 Delayed enmity with Satsujinken Practitioners.

Bonus rewards

Hidden quest: Don't fuck with me, you alien bastard.

+200 exp for bypassing Nijima
+5 enmity with Nijima

Do it violently.

+150 exp
+variable Enmity with Nijimo Depending how harmful you were.

Do it violently but without harming him too badly.

+350 exp
+200 exp bonus for using Judo
+3 enmity with Nijima

New Quest: Defeat the karate club.

J-

"For fucks sake, STOP! Just tell me the results when I get home!"

I cover my mouth and look back at Nijima. He's just twitching on the ground pretending to be asleep.

But I see him trembling and inching forward slowly.

Suit yourself, but you leveled up alot and-

'Bro, Just take a break, do you have OCD or something?'

Tch.

I quickly arrive at the karate club, and look around. "Oh, good, a skinny one. I'll let you join us if you beg!" A big muscle-orge of a somehow-high-schooler approaches me rudely.

I sigh, it seems anime worlds have young masters too. I don't even remember this character from the anime or manga.

'Observe.'

Jaimanjie

Level 5

title:Karateka(Purple belt)

STR 6
END 5
DEX 4
VIT 5
WIS 2
INT 2


Jaimanji is a moronic brute who's bark is so much bigger than his bite that if he wanted to eat an apple he would need to unhinge his jaw, after shouting at it to get smaller. He has no idea of his utter weakness and thinks that he can beat a black-belt despite not even being a brown belt.

"Yeah! You tell em' Jaimanjie!" the peanut gallery chimes in.

I stare at him for 5 seconds. He begins to sweat and looks confused.

"You know what, how about this. Despite you disrespecting a fellow martial artist,"

'even if i'm just a brawler with a tiny amount of judo techniques shoved into his brain after flipping an alien-looking-guy using something I saw in anime'

"I'll let you throw 20 punches at me. I'll only dodge, and if you can hit me once, I'll let you beat the shit out of me for an hour. However, If you fail to beat me, I will kick all of your asses. All at once. You can even fight back. I won't stop you. At least until I knock you out."

Utter silence fills the room.

Then the peanut gallery starts booing.

"Kick his ass, Jaimanie!"

"Show him what you're made of Jaimanjie!"

Without agreeing or disagreeing, He just charges forward. To me, his attack is telegraphed from a mile away by a carrier pigeon that drops flash-bangs every half a second.

So I just step aside.

Then I do it again.

Then again.

Each time my ability to do so gets smoother and smoother as ways of evading even faster versions of him fill my mind.

"19." I say.

Then he tries to speed up, but it doesn't seem to work, only making his punch even sloppier.

I move my hand up, and with one finger, I redirect his hand in a way that his arm and momentum cause him to spin. When He is facing me in between one interval turn and then next, I open my palm, and push his chest. He goes flying and twirling into the back wall, crashing pelvis first into the wooden wall.

I grin and crack my knuckles. Getting into the basic karate stance I just learned from not learning karate properly, I say, "Come. Fulfill your bargain."

The group charges at me in a disorganized frenzy. I let the first few get within striking range before making my move.

A roundhouse kick takes out the lead attacker's legs from under him. As he crumples, I grab his arm and use his momentum to swing him into two more chargers, knocking them down like bowling pins.

New defensive and offensive karate moves flood my mind.

I slip into the aggressive fencing stance, leading with my strong hand forward for striking.

An attacker throws a wild haymaker which I deflect off to the side, leaving him completely open. I unload a blistering combination - punch to the solar plexus, A palm to the knee, elbow to the jaw.

He drops bonelessly.

More are coming, emboldened rather than deterred by their friend's beat down. I rise up on the balls of my feet, light and mobile. When they get in range, I launch into a furious flurry of attacks. Body strikes, leg kicks, and throws - nothing fancy, but brutally effective. Within seconds, four more opponents are sprawled at my feet.

The rest hang back, their confidence draining away. "Who's next?" I taunt. "I thought you punks could handle one scrawny karate amateur?"

A few more brave souls charge me. Big mistake.

I meet them head on, channeling explosive power into grappling hooks with my hands. I rip and tear at their defenses with pulls and pushes that send them flying into walls. Muscles are pulled, bones are jarred, soft tissues are traumatized. Howls of pain and shock fill the room as they crumple one by one.

At last, only Jaimanjie is left, gingerly cradling his lower body from where I launched him into the wall earlier. I stalk over, karate skills still thrumming through my mind and body.

"Please-" he whimpers. "No more."

I stare at him, thinking deeply. "I'll let you off easy this time. But don't let me catch you bullying others again. Understood?"

He nods frantically and I turn to go As I walk away from all the groaning or unconscious bodies of the defeated karate students, I feel a strange tingling sensation coursing through me. It's like my mind is expanding, new pathways opening up to absorb the techniques I just witnessed.

My muscles seem to almost vibrate with unrealized potential as the movements and stances etch themselves into my very being. I can sense the ebb and flow of energy, the precision required to make each block or strike maximize its impact.

Flashes of insight bloom like lightning in my consciousness. I can instinctively grasp how to channel my momentum for more powerful blows. How to read subtle tells and shift my weight to avoid attacks before they even begin. How to lure an opponent into intricate trapping techniques that leave them helpless.

It's almost overwhelming, this rush of new martial comprehension. Yet at the same time, it settles over me like a comforting cloak, these skills slotting perfectly into the spaces in my mind awaiting their arrival.

I take a calming breath, centering myself as the foreign knowledge becomes one with my being. When I open my eyes again, I can practically see the weaknesses in my opponents' stances, the openings I can exploit. New angles of attack are suddenly viable, unorthodox tactics that my body is now primed to unleash.

The skills offered by the gamer offer not just mimicry, but total sublimation of an art into my muscle memory and instincts.

With each ability used, my arsenal expands, branches of potential coursing through my mind and body, awaiting the command that is just a twitch of muscle away that will bring them roaring to the surface.

I grin to myself, bouncing lightly on the balls of my feet as the karate skills settle in. I can't wait to put this new-found power to the test against a truly worthy adversary.

.........

Or I could just go home.

Yeah, I'm gonna go home. This skill learning multiplier for martial arts is ridiculous.

It takes me about 15 minutes walking to arrive at my apartment.

Opening my apartment door, I drop my bag containing the text books required for school near the front door.

I sit down on the couch, and say the magic words. "Don't give me a play by play. Just show me the final results."

Quest: Defeat the karate club completed.

Overall rewards:

7240 exp(Combined fight and quest completion.)

+10 Reputation with Miu Furinji +40/100(crush.)

+5 Reputation with Ryozanpaku Dojo +9/100(Cool new martial artist that Mui Likes)

+2 Delayed Reputation with Katsujinken practitioners. (4+2 Delayed 4/10000(just some good new disciple in japan.)

+2 Delayed+ Reputation with the Phoenix Alliance. 0/+5 Delayed -0/-10000(unknown.)

+5 Enmity with Ragnarok -10/-100(fuckin' meddler.)

+5 Enmity with Yomi -10/-100(Meddler. Let Ragnarok handle it.)

+3 Delayed+ Enmity with Yami -0/-5 Delayed -0/-10000(unknown.)

boon: -Photo Neuron Activation- has expired.

Zack Hammers

Title: The Gamer
Age:16

Race -Human- Lvl 9/50
Class -blank- lvl 9/50

STR ((22)*1.4
END (24)*1.4
DEX (26)*1.4
VIT (22)*1.4
WIS (21)*1.4
INT (21)*1.4

CW 1.4

Unused SP=27

Skills

-Observe lvl 3/100-
-Jogging lvl 1/50 -
-Running LVL 2/50 -
-Sprinting LVL 1/50 -
-Fitness level 8/50 -
-Acrobatics level 8/50 -
-Flexibility LVL9/50 -
-Nausea resistance lvl 3/50 -
-Disorientation Resistance LVL 5/50 -
-Long Jump LVL 4/50 -
-Flirting lvl 4/50 -
-Karate LVL 50/50-
-Advanced Karate 5/50-
-Judo LVL 12/50 -
-Dodge LVL 50/50-
-Footwork LVL 5050-
-Instinctual Positioning LVL 12/50-
-Uncanny Dodge LVL 12/50-
-Martial Parry LVL 50/50-
-Advanced Martial parry LVL 6/50-

Perks

-Gamer's Mind-
-Gamer's Body-

Boons

-Conceptual weight.-
-Martial arts prodigy of the highest order.-
-Mercy is the privilege of the physically gifted.-
-EXP printer go BRRRR-

Banes

-Conceptual gun control.-
-Crippled mana pathways, YOUTH! Edition.-
-Mercy or else. Unless my bitches are involved. In which case, fuck you!-
-Protagonist? What? You think this is a story?!-


Wait, My stats rose and I have unused stat points? Wait! I thought I couldn't get those due to having the -blank- class!

You have conceptual weight, remember?


You can level up your human race and evolve it eventually too.

As such, you gain +1 to all stats per racial level and +3 stat points to use on whatever you want each level.

Grinning, I put 6 into END, 14 into DEX and 7 into vit.

END (30)*1.4
DEX (40)*1.4
VIT (29)*1.4

I move over to the fridge, and open it.

Only to find out it's empty.

I open my inventory for the first time and notice the game isn't at least a TOTAL tightwad.

41400 yen

Sadly, there's nothing else in it, so I'm going to the grocery store.

I put my shoes back on and start heading that way as the sun begins to set.
 
1.3 New
Miu Furinji POV


I'm making my way back to Ryozanpaku, the familiar path leading me through the dark city streets. As I round a corner, a figure up ahead catches my eye - it's him! That tall, handsome guy I sit next to in class. Zack Hammers.

My heart leaps into my throat as heat rushes to my cheeks. Oh my god, what do I do? This is my chance! Think, Miu, think!

I discreetly scan our surroundings. Up ahead is the grocery store he must be headed to. A plan forms in my mind. Using a minor movement technique Grandpa taught me, I deftly weave through the streets until I'm several yards ahead of Zack's path.

I pretend to browse the store window, stealing glances until he draws near. Then, I'll let myself "accidentally" bump into him! It's perfect!

But before I can set my plan into motion, a rough voice cuts through the clamor of the street.

I spin around to see a grotesque, scarred yakuza thug leering at me, three more flanking him menacingly. Their auras reek of hostility and booze. Definitely low-level street punks, but still a nuisance.

I can't help but sigh inwardly.

Of course this would happen when I finally work up the nerve to make a move on Zack.

I debate taking them out with swift precision, but... A devious thought crosses my mind as I spot Zack approaching out of the corner of my eye. Maybe I can kill two birds with one stone here?

Putting on my best damsel-in-distress act, I let fear creep into my expression as the ringleader steps closer. His beady eyes rake over me hungrily.

"Well If you aren't such a cutie," The blonde who clearly dyed his hair wrong exclaims.

"P-Please...I don't want any trouble," I stammer, injecting just the right amount of tremor into my voice.

"Now why would a pretty little thing like you be out all alone?" The thug's gravelly tone raises the hairs on the back of my neck as he reaches out to caress my cheek. Disgusting.

That's it, I've baited the hook... Now to see if my prince charming bites.

Return to Zack POV

I arrived at the grocery store.

By that I mean I was waylaid by a stupid scene in front of the convenience store that's about halfway to the grocery store.

Like are you fucking kidding me? Miu could easily knock these idiots out in half a second, I mean look at their stats, and How they are standing just shows a lack of any understanding about martial arts.

Himichi Wanzo

Title:Omi Alliance disgraced dog

STR: 6
END:12
DEX:10
VIT:8
WIS:4
INT:3

Himichi hates his last name because it sounds like the kanji for the sound a dog makes when barking. As an absolute disgrace to all Yakuza everywhere. It is your duty to beat the shit out of him. Probably. Or Miu, In this situation it's probably good to let Miu do it.


"Miu," I called out. "What in the name of all that is Katsujinken are you playing with your food for? We both know you could knock these wannabe's off their feet in less than half a second, why the heck aren't you breaking their legs already? I mean come ON! That one there looks like he's like five seconds away from grabbing your boobs! Stop playing around!"

Miu, noticing that, Indeed one of the morons was about to do something that would get him killed by her grandfather, life giving fist rules be damned, she shrieks. "KYAAAA!"

She drops the act immediately after and knocks out the first three instantly in a blur I couldn't even track.

I approach her and sigh.

"Good job Miu, now what the hell were you doing?! I've only known you personally for like, a day, but with the reputation of your family, this is the last thing I'd expect from you."

Immediately she goes from sheepish to chastised looking.

I sigh, "Tell you what, I'll walk you home and you can tell me what you were doing."

She brightens slightly, "I wanted to test you." she says, straightforwardly, not even trying to hide a thing at all. Which surprises me.

With a strange look on my face, I turned to her with said unreadable expression. "Umm, why?"

She looks down, looking conflicted but immediately starts throwing out words at the speed of lightning. "You're a nice guy and you know martial arts and you look good and" She takes a breath. "I wanted to BringUpTheCourageToaskYououtButInsteadI just followed you and then I decided to play the stoic beauty icy damzel."

That was a word salad. But a very tasty one.

I smirked.

"You literally could have just asked me out at any time yesterday." We have arrived at the gate to Ryozanpaku, taking the opportunity to level my flirt skill and get closer to adding Miu to my harem as the first member.

I put my hand on the gate next to her head and lean forward in the classic anime kabedon position.

"I would have said yes." Her blush goes atomic and she starts to stutter.

About a second later I get a bad feeling as her head turns to look behind me as she goes from blushing to pale in an instant.

I feel pressure so immense that I am held in place by it. A large calloused hand reaches out and pokes the massive gate that Ryozanpaku sits behind. It is slammed open with an immense force.

I begin to sweat.

"Now. As I know my Miu would have turned you into a pile of groaning pain on the ground if she wasn't interested in you, I would like an explanation." he states.

"From both of you." as his last word hits my ears he walks past us, invitation that is not an invitation but an ultimatum that must be fulfilled given.

We could do nothing but follow.

Miu's POV

Oh no! I've got to act naturally. There's no way that he's absolutely sure that I was trying to get Zack's attention! But wait, wouldn't that put him in danger?!

I glance over at the imposing figure of my grandfather who has already flung open the gate with unmistakable force. The sheer power emanating from him makes my skin prickle with goosebumps. Zack is practically frozen in place, eyes widening as beads of sweat start forming on his brow.

"Now," Grandpa's gruff voice booms out. "As I know my Miu would have turned you into a pile of groaning pain if she wasn't interested in you, I would like an explanation." His eyes bore into us with an intensity that could melt steel. "From both of you."

He doesn't wait for a response, simply turning and making his way inside while leaving the shattered gate untouched. The message is clear - we are to follow, immediately, if we value our safety.

I catch Zack's eye and give him a pleading look tinged with embarrassment. He seems to understand, letting out a long exhale as the pressure lifts slightly. Straightening his shoulders, he gestures for me to lead the way.

My heart is pounding as we step across the threshold. What was I thinking, trying to test Zack like that? If Grandpa gets the wrong idea, there's no telling what sort of hellish training he'll put me through! It isn't even the wrong Idea either so I'm guaranteed absolute hardship!

Zack's POV

What in the actual hell was that?! One second I'm feeling pretty good about my chances with the hottest girl in the series, the next I'm having a terror-induced out-of-body experience from the presence of the 108-styles Grandmaster himself! I made an even worse impression than Kenichi did in the original!

I'm almost certain that Hayato will crush me to death if I say the wrong thing, Katsujinken rules be damned! I regained my senses enough to see Miu's panicked, apologetic expression. As we cross into the confines of Ryozanpaku, the air shifts and thickens with an energy I've never experienced. It's suffocating, like the very air itself is trying to suffocate me with Ki.

How the hell did Kenichi even get past the door in the original?!

In a blur, the scenery changes from a nice garden where a menacing Appachai Hoppachai is smashing a punching bag that seriously shouldn't still exist with how much force he's exerting on it.

We walk down a long, dimly lit corridor, Miu leading the way with trepidation clear in her posture. I stay alert, vigilant for any attack or trap, though something tells me the real danger is wherever that overwhelming aura is heading.

At last, we emerge into a spacious dojo area. The shadowy figure is seated in the middle, seemingly waiting with an unnatural stillness. As we approach, Hayato gives us a severe expression and flinty eyes.

Miu kneels respectfully, and after a moment's pause I follow suit, Hayato stares at us for what feels like an eternity before speaking again.

"Girl, you have been raised better than to behave so brazenly with a boy you barely know," he intones, each word carrying incredible weight. "And you, outsider. What are your intentions with my granddaughter? Speak truthfully, for I shall know if you lie."

Oh my fucking god, Hayato is terrifying.

Giggling sounds.

Fuck you too, system.
 
1.4 New
"Well sir, I would really like to date your granddaughter Miu because...because she's incredible," I said, my voice thick with sincerity. "She's the most beautiful, kind hearted, talented girl I've ever met. And I'm not just talking about her looks, though she is stunningly gorgeous."



Hayato's flinty eyes bored into my very soul, his expression unreadable. I gulped but forced myself to continue.



"Miu has this...light about her. An inner strength and gentle spirit that shines brighter than anyone I've known. She treats everyone with respect and kindness, even those who don't deserve it." I thought about how she refused to seriously hurt those street punks, even when they disrespected her.



"And her martial arts abilities-" I shook my head in awe. "I've never seen anything like it. The grace, the power, the perfect form - she makes the impossible seem effortless. Her potential is limitless."



Hayato leaned back, allowing a faint smile to crease his weathered features. "You appreciate the depth of her skills as well as her beauty. Good."



I pressed on, feeling emboldened. "Anyone who had a chance with Miu and didn't pursue it would have to be a complete and utter moron. If she showed romantic interest in someone and they turned her away-" I paused, feeling the intensity of my emotions. "Well, they'd deserve to be left in a dark alley with a Satsujinken master out for blood."



The tip of Hayato's grin took on a distinct menacing edge that made me go rigid. "Good passion," he rumbled in a tone that raised the hairs on the back of my neck. "Very well then."



He rose to his feet, a hulking figure of compressed power and age-old wisdom. "I shall provisionally allow you to date my Miu!" One gnarled finger shot out, stopping just short of my nose. "Although, In order to ensure you are truly worthy of protecting her with your life, I will subject you to the most hellish training regimen you can possibly imagine."



My face must have paled, because Hayato's grin stretched wider. "If you even think of giving up, of proving yourself unworthy of my granddaughter...you will never be allowed to see her again."



His words carried the unbendable weight of truth.



All I could do was nod rapidly, trying not to show how my hands had started trembling. Wait...why was it this easy? I simply had to speak from the heart about Miu's many amazing qualities, and her legendary grandfather deemed me potentially worthy?



As if sensing my confusion, Hayato shook his head slowly. "Do not mistake my acceptance for it being easy, boy. The real challenges are only just beginning."



The look in the old master's eyes promised torment unlike anything I'd ever experienced. But. for a chance with Miu, I knew it would be worth it. I straightened my spine and met Hayato's piercing gaze directly.



"I'm ready, Master. Let's begin." I exclaim.



"I'll prove that statement false with focused effort then. Because you are certainly not ready." Hayato states with finality, his words carrying a heavy weight.



As if on cue, the dojo lights blaze brighter, revealing I'm no longer alone with the old master. Positioning themselves around us are four imposing figures - each one radiating an aura of supreme martial prowess and lethal skill.



My breath catches in my throat as I recognize them from the dossiers I've studied. These are the other Grandmasters of Ryozanpaku, each an unmatched living legend in their own right.



There's Shio Sakaki, the 100 Dan Karate Master, his bulky frame tense as he fixes me with a death glare that could disintegrate steel. Beside him stands Kensei Ma, the definitive Grandmaster of All Kenpo. Even hidden behind his perpetual shades, I can feel his eyes boring into me, sizing me up like an insect to be crushed.



Akisame Koetsuji, the so-called Philosopher of Jujitsu, observes me with a penetrating, analytical stare - no doubt deconstructing every weakness and tell. And finally, there is Shigure Kosaka, the legendary Weapon Mistress said to wield over a thousand weapons with equal lethality. She runs a whetstone along the edge of her katana with deliberate, ominous strokes.



A bead of sweat trickles down my spine as the full gravity of the situation settles in. I'm completely surrounded by the most dangerous Katsujinken practitioners alive.



"I'm...screwed, aren't I?" I can't help but mutter under my breath.



Hayato lets out a derisive snort. "Only if you fail. And I will not allow that." His tone holds a paradoxical mix of granite resolve and paternal firmness. "You will begin training with Shio Sakaki first, as you clearly have a background in karate. I can sense these things."



He sweeps his arm out grandiosity. "After all, I am the 108 Styles Grandmaster. The greatest amalgamation of martial ability in existence. Matched only by a single man in existence. "



I gulp audibly as Sakaki steps forward, cracking his knuckles with relish. "Follow me, kid," he gruffs, sounding almost bored. "I don't usually take disciples. But for Miu's happiness..." A faint smile ghosts over his face. "I'll do anything. She's more than just a daughter to me."



The smile quickly turns savage. "So I'll be the first to try and break you, boy. Because if you somehow screw this up and hurt her..." He jabs a meaty finger at the unassuming Akisame. "The doc over there is a master of chi healing, acupuncture, and modern medicine. He'll just patch you up in the most agonizing way possible so the rest of us get a turn too."



My knees go weak at the prospect as Sakaki looms over me with the promise of violence in his eyes. I open my mouth, not even sure what I want to say, but am interrupted.



"Save it for someone who cares, punk!" The karate master barks, cutting me off. "You'll prove your worth to us through blood, sweat and shattered bone. Or you can quit right now and never see my disciple again."



He holds my gaze for an endless, suffocating moment. When I give no response but a trembling nod, Sakaki grins wolfishly.



"Wait here," Sakaki grunts, seeming to barely move yet suddenly disappearing in a blur of motion. One second he's towering over me, the next he's across the dojo.



I blink in surprise as he rematerialized just as abruptly, now carrying a bundle of leather-wrapped metal weights. Sasakai shoots me an appraising look as he approaches once more.



"Now that I've made you wait..." Without preamble, he begins deftly binding and securing the weights all along my limbs and torso. The leather bites into my flesh as the heavy vambraces, greaves and chest harness rapidly accumulate.



By the time Sakaki finishes, I can barely hold my body upright under the immense added bulk. Sweat is already beading on my skin from the sheer physical strain.



The karate grandmaster steps back, those hardened eyes missing nothing as he looks me over appraisingly. "Then let's get started, maggot. Your hell begins now!"



He barks out the last part like a drill instructor. "Show me what you know. All of it!"



I can only manage a jerky nod before sucking in a deep breath and forcing my body into the first karate stance and form I know. Every movement is a grueling effort against the restraining weights as I mechanically cycle through stances, blocks, strikes and katas.



The skills rush through my mind, an endless succession of techniques and fighting knowledge. It's as if I can't control the flow - my body moving of its own accord, fueled by the martial abilities crammed haphazardly into my brain.



By the time I finally wind down to a stop, I'm drenched in sweat and my limbs quiver from fatigue. I look over at Sakaki, desperate for any sign of approval or guidance.



What I see instead is the biggest, most menacing grin slowly spreading across the master's face.



"Well I'll be..." he murmurs, sounding almost giddy with excitement. "You're just like me, kid. A talent for karate not seen since the founding of the art itself!"



Sakaki begins pacing in a slow, predatory circle around me as I remain rooted in place. "You started off at the basic skill level of a 3rd kyu brown belt. But your abilities just kept accelerating at an almost obscene rate, barely able to contain themselves!"



He stops directly in front of me, that wolfish grin widening impossibly further. "And by the end there, you were easily demonstrating the level of a 1st dan black belt! That's right, I haven't even officially taught you a single thing, yet you're already at the mid level disciple level!"



The manic light in Sakaki's eyes burns with intensity. "Tell me, boy...did you have any legitimate training in the karate disciplines before you started kicking those bullies asses back at your school? Yes, I know about that, word gets around at the speed of sound in these circles."



"I told you that when I got home, uncle Sasaki!" Miu pipes in, smashing the mysteriousness he was going for.



He scoffs, not answering to Miu's assertion. "Answer me, punk! Did you or did you not know karate before today?!"



I can only mutely shake my head, at a complete loss for words in the face of Sakaki's blazing intensity. He throws his head back and unleashes a barking laugh of pure, unrestrained glee.



"Ha! Just like me then!" he crows, sounding practically giddy. "An utter, incomprehensible genius for the martial arts! Born to master them in a way few others can even fathom!"



Sakaki wipes at the corners of his eyes, visibly calming himself as that fierce grin settles back into place. "Well then, my suddenly very interesting new disciple...I think it's time we start your training for real."



He moves like lightning, returning with a pile of weights that look even heavier, He Immediately starts strapping them to me, leaving no room for me to protest.



"And you'd better show me just how fast a genius like you can really pick things up, kid!"



There's no room for argument or disagreement - only the inevitable suffering to come.



Giggling intensifies, How many skill levels do you think you gained so far, because I can assure you it's way more than you think!

Shut up, system.
 
1.5 New
The training finally ended. The masters of Ryozanpaku have prepared a spare room for me to "Make sure I don't run away after being such an audacious bastard."



"Results, please, you gamey bastard." I groan out.



I hope you don't mind me sorting it by how amusing I found you while you got the skill.



'Just… do it.' I mentally demand, not having enough energy to even speak it out loud.



Hidden talent: Deception, Discovered.



All skills for deceiving others gain exp at a 9x rate.



You have gained the skill -basic deception- and it has leveled up to 50



You have gained the skill -Bullshitting- and it has leveled up to 44



You have gained the skill -factual self-deception- and it has leveled up to 25



You have gained the skill -emotional self-deception- and it has leveled up to 19



You have gained the skill -acting- and it has leveled up to 35



You have gained the skill -lying by omission- and it has leveled up to 12



You have gained the skill -Sophistry- and it has leveled up to 4



I cringe so hard at what I had to say to Hayato about a girl I barely know. My full body embarrassed cringe hits me, hits me so thoroughly that,



Gamers mind has activated.



Yeah. that.



Flirting has leveled up from 4 to 10



+12 Reputation with Miu Furinji For showing her the legendary Kabedon while looking like a bishounen from her favorite kind of smut manga.



For reaching 50/100 reputation with Miu Furinji, you have gained the perk -Cute Martial artist(female) is hot for cute martial artist(male)-



25% bonus increase to all martial arts skill gain.



25% bonus increase to all reputation gains or enmity increases that are related to martial arts.



You have gained the skill -sense hostile ki- and it has leveled up to 20



You have gained the skill -Ki pressure resistance- and it has leveled up to 7



You have gained the skill -Ki sense- and it has leveled up to 3



You have gained the skill -Resistance to unnatural fear- and it has leveled up to 19



the skill -Advanced Karate- has leveled up to 50



You have gained the skill -Black belt Karate- and it has leveled up to 7



You have gained the skill -Weight training- and it has leveled up to 44



You have gained the skill -pain resistance- and it has reached level 50



You have gained the skill -Advanced Pain resistance- and it has reached level 4



Quest gained: Save Miu from the yakuza.



Quest completed: 'save' Miu from the yakuza.



Looks like she didn't need your help and was just thirsty for you.



+5 Rep with Miu Furinji



+4500 exp



Quest gained: Survive the fury of the deadly grandpa.



Hayato Furinji has caught you flirting with his 'innocent' granddaughter!



Survive.



Quest completed: survive the fury of the deadly grandpa.



Hayato Furinji has caught you flirting with his 'innocent' granddaughter and by the power of BULLSHIT you have survived.



+50000 exp.



+3 reputation with Hayato Furinji for complimenting his granddaughter's appearance.

+13 reputation with Hayato Furinji for complimenting his granddaughter's martial skill.

-3 reputation with Hayato Furinji for being obvious in your exaggerations.

+2 Reputation with Hayato Furinji for entertaining an old man like him with your desperation to survive.

+5 Reputation with Shio Sakaki for not fucking up in front of the old man.

+2 reputation with Shigure Kosaka for looking terrified while she 'sharpens' a sword that literally can't cut due to the Sei-Ki based enhancement she placed on it.

+2 Reputation with Aphachai Hopachai for the funny look on your face when he turned on the lights in the other room.

+3 reputation with Kensei Ma for looking terrified and hilarious due to him staring in your general direction and thinking about porn.

+3 Reputation with Akisame Koetsuji for being terrified by his impassive stare while he does math in his head while barely paying attention to the conversation.

+5 Reputation with Shio Sakaki for Not complaining about how much weight he's putting on you.

+10 reputation with Shio Sakaki for surprising him

+10 reputation with Shio Sakaki for being an incomprehensible genius

+10 reputation with Shio Sakaki for being 'a monster just like him.'

+3 Reputation with Miu Furinji for working so hard on your technique

+4 Reputation with Miu Furinji for bringing joy to her uncle's eyes.





My eyebrow twitched reading some of those notifications, they were just making fun of me in their minds the whole time!



I slammed my head against the pillow, and let out an explosive sigh.



By excessively training, all physical stats +10. Daily training limit reached.



Due to continuing to train your body beyond what is natural, Daily training limit has increased by 3. You may now train your physical stats by +13 every day.



Your level in -Human- has risen from 9 to 12



Your level in -Blank- has risen from 9 to 18



Wait?! Why has my human level only risen from 9 to 12 with 54500 exp, while my -Blank- class leveled 9 times?

!

Classes have a gentler exp curve than races, deal with it.



Bitch, you didn't need to be rude to just answer my question.



Stupid questions get my rude voice. Reasonable questions get my normal voice.



I scoff, isn't your rude voice your normal voice?



Indeed, you finally understand, mongel.



Did you just gilgamesh me?



Indeed, for a king such as I-snrk.



Ignoring the system's nonsense I just tell it, "before I ask for my status, can you shove all my skills into a category list that I have to expand mentally so I don't get blinded by a mountain of text?"



That's stupid and you're stupid, but since I have to follow your orders when making a request based on system functions, sure. -Sorting…-



Show me my status, then.



Zack Hammers



Title: The Gamer

Age:16



Race -Human- Lvl 12/50

Class -blank- lvl 18/50



STR ((32)*1.7

END (40)*1.7

DEX (50)*1.7

VIT (32)*1.7

WIS (21)*1.7

INT (21)*1.7



CW 1.7



Unused SP=15



Skills

+expand?



Perks

+expand?



Boons

+Expand?



Banes

+expand?



Reputations

+expand?



My body hurts so damn bad, that I'm tempted to dump it all into VIT but I think I'll save them for later just in case shit gets real.



Hey! A good idea! How rare!



Shut the fuck up, system.



Just expand my Reputations tab so I can finally go to bed




Reputations:



Miu Furinji Reputation: (64/100)(Extreme crush.)



Katsujinken practitioners reputation: 10/10000(just some good new disciple in japan.)



Hayato Furinji reputation: 15/100 (Suspicious. Hopeful.)



Phoenix Alliance reputation: 4/10000(Who?)



Ragnarok reputation: -10/-100(fuckin' meddler.)



Yomi reputation: -10/-100(Meddler. Let Ragnarok handle it.)



Yami reputation:-5/-10000(weak minded fool.)



Satsujinken Practitioners reputation: -4/-10000(Ant to be crushed.)



Shio Sakaki Reputation: 40/100 reputation(interesting student. Respect for a fellow monster.)



Shigure Kosaka Reputation: 2/100 (amused, wants to protect Miu and will tear you apart if you hurt her)



Aphachai Hopachai Reputation: 2/100 (Will crush you like a bug if you hurt Miu but currently is amused by you)



Kensei Ma Reputation: 3/100 (Will crush you like a bug if you hurt Miu but currently is amused by you)



Akisame Koetsuji Reputation: 3/100 (Will crush you like a bug if you hurt Miu but currently is amused by you)



With those last, terrifying pieces of info, I lost my battle against exhaustion and slept like a rock.
 
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1.6 New
The birds are singing.

Chukuba stands before me, an intimidating figure rife with unbridled aggression as he glares daggers in my direction.

Flowers are blooming.

"You're gonna fight me," he demands, the words carrying the weight of a challenge that cannot be refused.

I regard him impassively. "We're in the middle of class, one which you are interrupting simply by being here."

My measured tones seem to have no effect on the raging teen. The poor teacher has retreated to a corner, clearly aware that attempting to intervene would be futile against such forces.

Chukuba's sneer deepens. "Are you too much of a coward?"

I can feel the restrained power thrumming through my body, the promise of a fight near guaranteed.

He's clearly overconfident but I have no intention of playing his game.

"It would be more honorable to wait until a selected time," Miu tries to interject, ever the voice of reason.

"This bitch ruined the entire karate club!" Chukuba explodes, seeming not to even register her words. "All my club-mates are in the hospital!"

I raise an incredulous eyebrow. "Well, maybe they shouldn't have been bullying like 80 percent of the school's population while avoiding the other martial arts clubs like a bunch of actual barking hyenas."

For a brief moment, it seems like the flicker of logic has penetrated that thick skull of his. But the flickering candle of thought in his head is short-lived.

"NO!" He outright roars, seeming to swell with fury. "We fight now, MOTHERFUCKER!"

THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD TIME.

'Shut the fuck up, system! I'm trying to focus here and undertale references are stupid!'

With that inarticulate battle cry, Chukuba wrenches my desktop from its moorings like it weighs no more than a feather. He rears back, clearly intending to launch the makeshift missile directly at me.

But I'm already moving.

In a blur of precision, I pivot into his blind spot and unleash a palm strike against his ribs with perfectly measured force - nowhere near my full capability, but more than enough against him.

The blow connects with a boom, launching Chukuba clear through the flimsy classroom door and into the hallway beyond. I stride out after him, watching with a face of disgust as he struggles to pull himself upright.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

'I don't want to, so I wont.'

The system goes silent, seeming to sulk in a corner.

"You cheater!" Chukuba wheezes out through the haze of pain. "You can't use an illegal move like that in a fight!"

I shoot him a withering look full of utter disdain. "Last time I checked, the desks weren't tournament legal gear either."

My disdain seems to inflame him further. Hatred and humiliation war across Chukuba's features as he wobbles into an improvised stance, the fire of misguidedly stupid determination burning in his eyes.

"Now fuck off and wait before I decide that I don't want to wait to fight either," I state, turning to walk away and end this farce.

But the barest shifting of weight is all the warning I need. Of course the dullard would try a sneak attack - the concept of honor is as foreign to him as it was for Jiemanji. I don't even bother turning as his overeager punch rockets forward, showing skill but not finesse.

With negligent ease, I simply pivot aside as he launches his body away from the wall. I allow his wild punch to sail harmlessly past. Then, moving with the same unhurried grace, I seize the extended limb and deftly apply a brutal arm lock, followed by me backhanding him straight in the nose. I let his stunned visage dart over my features for about a quarter of a second, and then slam my palm into his stomach.

Chukuba's pained shout rings out as I dump him unceremoniously onto the hard floor. I settle into a ready stance overhead, meeting his incredulous gaze with an impassive stare.

"Here's a lesson," I state, Wanting to sound as badass as possible. "a martial artist should remain aware at all times, especially when an opponent's intent is telegraphed." I say, expecting him to retaliate. Only to see him slump bonelessly to the floor half way to standing up.

I stare.

I was expecting more, but apparently his black belt was decorative. The lunch bell has the decency to ring at that moment.

*

After dealing with the unconscious Chukuba, Miu falls into step beside me as we make our way to the cafeteria.

"That was rather anticlimactic," she comments with a bemused look. "I was expecting more of a challenge from the vaunted 'Karate Club Captain.'"

I shrug nonchalantly. "His arrogance outstripped his skills by several orders of magnitude. Hopefully that wake-up call will instill some much-needed humility."

Miu lets out an indelicate snort. "Fat chance. He'll probably just double down on the bravado to save face."

"Then he'll continue receiving lessons until the point sticks," I reply evenly. "Some students are just slower learners than others."

As we enter the bustling cafeteria, Miu glances around with a slight crease in her brow. "I wonder what the fallout from that little exhibition will be? What I've heard is that the karate club has held an iron grip over the school's hierarchy for 2 years. Something to do with a ragnarok or something."

I stiffen slightly at the mention of the infamous gang of martial artists, but keep my expression neutral with an effort. No need to show any cracks she could potentially probe about my meta knowledge.

I shrug, not wanting to talk about the street gang of martial artists that might be after my blood. Internally, I sneer, If ragnarok comes I'll just kick their asses."Well, their reign of terror is over," I state with finality, putting a little extra conviction behind the words. "A new order is being established - one where martial ability is respected, not exploited for stupid bullying."

"We can do it together." She smirks, "kick their asses I mean."

There's a glint of something more in her eyes that sends a welcome flutter through me. She may be the one and only successor of the renowned Ryozanpaku, but she's also extremely undeniably attractive. She's also a girl that I've really started to connect with.

Feeling suddenly emboldened, I arch an eyebrow teasingly, "Are you saying you want to go on a date Miu?"

Rather than the anticipated blush or smile, she shockingly leans in closer with a conspiratorial murmur. "Maybe, and maybe if you do good, there might be a reward for repeated performance. Zack."

The sound of my name, whispered in that dulcet tone, hits me like a physical caress. Our eyes lock and I can feel the undeniable spark of chemistry crackling between us, the air thickening with an intangible tension. All at once, the noise and chaos of the surrounding cafeteria seems to fade into an insignificant backdrop.

"Is that so?" My own voice has dropped to a heated rumble as I deliberately inch closer, drawn in by an elemental force.

Miu also leans forward, looking me in the eyes, as her lips to purse, she begins to close her eyes-

Only for our potential first kiss to be interrupted as someone shouts my last name at the top of his lungs.

"HAMMERS!" A voice, belonging to a young man with shoulder length white hair held up in a ponytail. His blue school uniform matches the school's style, but not the color, just so he can be a tiny bit more visible in a crowd of nobodies.

He lifts a pair of boxing gloves into the air, identifying himself as the least dangerous type of martial artist. One that refuses to use all their limbs as weapons.

I'm vaguely aware of Miu straightening up beside me, the heated tension between us dissipating like a pricked balloon.

I see Nijima, the informant rat bastard scurry off into the hallway as I immediately become furious.

"I am Takeda the striker!" the blueberry suit wearing idiot shouts, no idea of the fury he's unleashed. He seems to relish the murmurs and stares rippling outward from his early bid for the spotlight.

I'm going to fucking murder Nijima for leading this moron to me!

Tekeda walks over to the table and grins 'menacingly" at me.

I fix Takeda with a look of flat disdain, refusing to rise to his obvious baiting. "Can I help you with something? Or were you just looking to embarrass yourself publicly?"

The strutting fool sneers, squaring up like he's in some cheap boxing movie. "Don't get cocky, new kid! I've heard all about your little exhibition against the Karate Team earlier. Their captain may have been a joke, but I'm a whole other level of fighter!"

The speed of his punches are still a joke, though. I notice his arm isn't fucked like in canon for some reason, though.

I shoot a look over at Miu, to see her own expression is one of annoyed disdain.

I'm going to make an example out of this blustering fool with delusions of grandeur.

I'll make his arm match his canon counterpart too.

I think you're overreacting.


This time, No one's healing that shit.


Okay, wow.
'No one asked you! system!'




 
1.7 New
The moment we arrive at the roof, I internally note that the story is extremely out of order. The events of episode 1 and 2 happened in the course of one day, skipping an entire week worth of training. The events of Episode 4 happened the very next day, skipping 3 weeks and immediately occurring.

This event is also way before its time, this fight happened in episode 13 which is a literal month and a half before schedule. I haven't even fought that kicker guy yet.

Banishing the thought, I use Observe. My ability reacts to give me the information I need.

Tekeda the striker
Titles: ( 'mundane' middleweight boxing champion.)(The striker.)
STR: 13
END:19
DEX:26
VIT:15
WIS:7
INT:5
Tekeda joined ragnarok after its rival gang, Yomi, supposedly murdered his best friend before he could arrive. In truth, Ragnarok knowing his skill as a boxer hired a group of Omi Alliance Yakuza to frame Yomi for the deed, knowing he'd join the rival gang just for a taste of vengeance. Yomi doesn't care enough to send anyone to clear this up, being a group made up of Satsujinken practitioners, they think it's better for them to have a fierce reputation than to correct a misunderstanding. Despite being in the category of superhumans, the fact that he has never had a martial arts master limits him to the mundane boxing circuit. He thinks he's at a master level, but he has no idea that he is barely at the top of the low-class disciple level when it comes to true martial artists who use Ki.


Wait, this is the second time I've seen a fictional Yakuza group from the Yakuza series of games mentioned in an observation result. Is this a crossover world?


+1 int for discovering one of the worlds included in this world.

I immediately am wrenched from my thoughts as Tekeda throws a light jab, easily dodged, I estimate he put about half his max speed into that strike.

"HEY! I was talking to you. Don't go spacing out on me!" He demands, already bouncing on heels.

I stare at him impassively. "Why? You are nothing to me. You are literally a rock in the way of my boot, but since I can't go around you, I might as well teach you a lesson to not fuck with me. You interrupted a moment between me and Miu, a bro does not interrupt a moment between another bro and his girl." I state firmly.

In the corner of my eye I see Miu with a smile on her face, her blush apple red.

I grin, and step forward, wanting to get this over with so I can go on a date with Miu.

Takeda seems to sense the shift in my intent and reacts predictably, throwing a directed jab that seems to move in slow motion.

My conceptual weight and high DEX make it effortless to counter. I don't even bother dodging, simply stepping forward, angling my body and absorbing the blow by shifting my shoulder upwards as my slightly lowered frame suddenly changes stances from low to high.
Lifting my foot, I move in, and shatter his knee as it comes slamming down.

His eyes bulge out and he tries to shout in pain.

In the span of three blurred movements I interrupt his shout with an elbow to his gut, and give his left arm 2 extra elbows in the form of crunching bone.

Somehow still not unconscious, the stubborn bastard tries to unleash a scream of agony, but I cut it off by burying my other elbow squarely in his solar plexus. Takeda's eyes bulge grotesquely as what little air remains is forcibly expelled from his lungs. Then, with a pathetic wheeze, he crumples bonelessly to the ground in an unconscious heap.

I then walk away, as he collapses to the ground unconscious from pain.

I stare at his collapsed form for a moment, and decide telling someone that he's up here and unconscious is someone else's problem.

Walking over to Miu, I grin, and raise an eyebrow, "So, About that date?"

She smirks, "I'm sure you'd be honored." her chin lifts Imperiously.

Then she lowers her gaze to meet mine directly, and those full lips curve into a warm smile that sends a little thrill through me.

"I'd love that," she murmurs, reaching out to take my hand in hers.

The simple gesture feels electric, but also deeply reassuring. Like two kindred spirits effortlessly falling into sync. Without another word, Miu tugs me along as we make our way towards the rooftop exit and descend back into the bustling school.

We're almost to the front gates when I pause abruptly, causing Miu to shoot me a quizzical look. Rather than explain, I simply lift a finger and trot back the way we came, leaving her waiting with a bemused expression.

My destination is Takeda's prone form, still out cold from our brief altercation. A mean-spirited impulse overtakes me as I crouch down and rifle through his pockets until I extract a decently thick wallet. Flipping it open, I can't help but whistle lowly at the obscene quantity of bills stuffed inside.

"What an idiot..." I mutter under my breath, deftly extracting and pocketing the entire cash sum - around 140,000 yen from a quick estimate. The only thing I leave is a single 100 yen note, which I toss carelessly onto the loser's unmoving chest.

By the time I rejoin Miu, she's regarding me with arched brows and barely concealed amusement. I simply grin unrepentantly and present her with the pilfered cash.

"Looks like he's paying for shopping, a meal and a movie today," I quip lightly.

I passed her all the notes. Her eyes sparkle with amusement.

Rather than rebuke my petty thievery, Miu lets out a rich peal of laughter.

"To the victor go the spoils," she declares with mock solemnity, fanning herself outrageously with the ill-gotten funds.

My grin stretches wider at her delighted reaction, feeling lighter than I have in ages despite the brief tussle.

Who would have thought we'd end up playing hooky and enjoying a spontaneous date, courtesy of the arrogant fool presently drooling all over the rooftop?

Chuckling under my breath, I offer Miu my arm in an exaggerated gentlemanly gesture.

She accepts with an amused roll of her eyes, tucking the money into her pocket as we saunter out of the school gates - completely uncaring that the day is barely over half done.

The warm sunlight bathes us as we step out into the city, bright with the tantalizing promise of A nice day out on the town.

For now though, there's only the intoxicating company of my Miu and a free afternoon to spend however we please.


Hey, how are you so good at this? She's already at 100 reputation and you haven't even kissed her yet.

*Sounds of turning pages*

Her profile in the multiverse always notes that she's not this easy. 90% of gamers just get kicked in the balls and ignored.

Well, you're one kiss away from rolling her over to affection. So-

'Shut up system, stop trying to ruin my date with game mechanics.'

Sweet silence follows, and we make our way to the center of the city.

*

We arrive at the lively shopping district, the storefronts and bustling crowds a welcome change of scenery from the school grounds. My eyes are immediately drawn to an ice cream booth with a cheerful awning, noting how Miu's gaze lingers there as well.

Smiling to myself, I reach out and take her hand, giving it a gentle tug to lead us over to the ice cream vendor. We settle onto the barstools at the small attached table as I scan over the expansive menu hung behind the counter.

My eyes are immediately drawn to the elaborate milkshake offerings, zeroing in on what looks to be the most extravagant - and expensive - option involving premium caramel and chocolate ice cream. A grin tugs at my lips as I remember the seriously impressive wad of cash I liberated from Takeda's wallet. He's definitely paying for this little outing, in more ways than one.

Feeling almost gleefully vindictive, I give the oblivious boxer a mental salute before leaning over the counter. "I'll take one of your Chocolate chunk Decadence Shakes, my good man."

Out of the corner of my eye, I notice Miu's gaze flickering indecisively between a couple of the more tempting ice cream flavors. Her sharp inhale doesn't escape me as the server calls out my admittedly pricey order.

Turning, I pin her with a roguish grin. "And for the lovely lady, a pair of cup scoops - one of the pralines and cream, and one of the strawberry cheesecake."

"Zack!" Miu lets out an exasperated huff, even as her eyes shine with poorly concealed delight. "What about my figure?!"

I smirk unrepentantly, giving her a slow, appreciative once-over that makes her cheeks flush prettily.

"Your figure will remain as beautiful as is humanly possible, trust me. We burn more calories in a single hour of intense workout than most people do in a whole day. Hell, I'm pretty sure without access to Ki, our bodies would stop functioning altogether from the sheer intensity."

Miu's brow furrows contemplatively for a moment before she shrugs, seeming to accept my logic. "I guess you're right. I never really thought about it like that before."

a decadent milkshake truly matching its name arrives moments later, a thick chocolate, topped with a swirl of whipped cream and drizzled caramel. I take an experimental sip through the straw, feeling the rich chocolate coat my tongue with an explosion of sugary delight.

Miu's own towering ice cream concoction looks just as mouthwateringly indulgent. She takes a delicate bite of the pralines and cream scoop, then shoots me a wicked sidelong glance.

I think she realized the scoop was too big to finish so her next spoonful was launched at me playfully.

I grinned, and followed suit by grabbing a paper bowl, pouring some of my extremely large milkshake in and following suit with a spare spoon.

so started the great icecream war of december 29 2005. The world would never be the same.

---

We quickly pay for the decadent treats (and the damage to the booth).

our fingers brushed in a way that somehow feels electric.

Then Miu surprises me by firmly grasping my hand and leading us down the bustling street towards the cinema.

I expect her to choose some romantic comedy, but she surprises me again by getting in line for the latest high-octane action flick.

Noticing my surprise , she speaks "You seem like the type to appreciate some mindless explosions over sappy romance," she explains with a knowing grin when she catches my curious look.

Unable to argue with her logic, I simply chuckle and shake my head in acceptance. "Who knows."

Squeezing her hand, I fall into step beside Miu and watch a hilariously bad action movie.

*
After the movie, Ryozanpaku seemed more appealing than battling endless crowds at the mall.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows, Miu looked at me, a genuine smile on her lips.

"I had a wonderful time today," she said, her voice soft.

My grin was wide enough to rival the shine of the moon.

"Me too, it was a fantastic date." I took a step closer, mirroring her movement.

Her eyes fluttered shut, sending a jolt straight to my gut.

We leaned in, and our lips met in a kiss that felt like a homecoming. Time seemed to melt away, the world reduced to just the feel of her lips and the press of her body against mine.

Although after a few timeless moments, I start to feel an intensifying pressure.

A pressure that seems to be coming from the recently repaired gate to Ryozanpaku dojo.

A pressure of Immense ki.

a pressure that prickled the hairs on the back of my neck.

It emanated from the recently repaired dojo gate, a dark, heavy feeling that settled like a shroud around us.

A sudden drop in temperature, a wave of pure, unadulterated irritation washed over me. I knew, without a shred of doubt, who it was.

We broke the kiss, pulling away reluctantly.

In unison, our heads snapped to the side. Standing in the doorway, his face a thundercloud, was Miu's grandfather.

Unlike Hayato's usual stoic, happy go lucky, demeanor, today, he looked positively murderous.

His eyes, usually sharp but full of warmth for his granddaughter, were narrowed into slits, boring into me with a fury I'd never seen before.

The air crackled with barely contained rage. His voice, when it finally came, was a low growl barely above a whisper.

"If you," he began, each word dripping with venom, "have the audacity to indulge in such… public displays of affection… mere steps from the sacred training grounds of Ryozanpaku, then you clearly possess the audacity to train until your very muscles, bones, and ligaments scream for mercy."

The last sentence wasn't a promise, it was a threat. A very real, very terrifying threat.

A/N:
(Edited for proper consumption.)
 
1.8 New
Hayato's furious stride carried him straight into the dojo's interior training halls. "Akisame!" he barked out, the Philosopher of Jujitsu emerging with a start from one of the side rooms.

"Hayato? What's gotten into y-" Akisame began, only to be silenced by Hayato's upraised hand.

"Enough prattling," the elderly grandmaster growled, his face set in granite lines of displeasure. "Our young... disciple requires an accelerated training course. Immediately."

He punctuated the statement by clamping an iron grip on my shoulder, so forceful that I couldn't stop a small wince from escaping. Akisame's eyes widened fractionally before flickering over to study me with new apprehension.

"I see... And what form did you have in mind for this intervention?" he asked carefully. Despite his light tone, I could sense the subtle tension thrumming beneath his Query.

Hayato's jaw tightened infinitesimally. "One suited to properly... instill the gravity of overstepping certain boundaries," he bit out, sending a blistering glare my way.

Miu stepped forward then, determination brightening her features despite the high flush riding her cheeks. "Grandfather, please, Zack meant no disrespect!

We were simply..." She faltered for a moment before rallying fiercely. "It was merely an affectionate moment between us, nothing more!"

"Merely affection?" Hayato echoed with incredulous disdain. "On the very steps of our ancestral dojo's grounds?" His ki flared palpably, the air growing heavier and thrumming with his potent displeasure.

Akisame cleared his throat, somehow radiating calm despite the mounting tension. "Perhaps a compromise is in order? Something to impart the needed lesson without... excessive overreaction?"

For a long, fraught moment, Hayato simply stared at him, jaw clenched and eyes glittering with banked fury. Then, finally, he gave a terse nod.

"Very well. The kinetic propulsion gauntlet should suffice to drive the point home." His mouth curved in a thin, humorless slash of a smile as he added, "For now."

Hayato's unrelenting grip propelled me forward, deeper into the training halls with Akisame trailing behind - the philosopher's contemplative frown the only outward sign of his weighing the situation.

As we entered the larger practice room, my eyes immediately caught on the imposing form of what could only be the 'kinetic propulsion gauntlet.'

It was a hulking machine as large as a compact car, all whirring servos and glinting metal arms festooned with ominous looking projectile ports.

Akisame moved to the attached control terminal, punching in a complex series of inputs as the apparatus started to hum with building power.

"This training regimen is designed to push your defensive capabilities to the utmost limit," the jujitsu master explained, his usual wry humor noticeably subdued.

"You'll need to deflect, redirect or neutralize every single strike and projectile flung at you from multiple vectors - using nothing but your wits and martial skill."

One of the ceiling panels slid aside with a groan, a trio of heavy stone statues clad in different stone 'clothes' dropped into the corresponding launchers with alarming finality. The statues were of varying sizes, likely representing different body types for the kinetic projectiles.

Akisame's expression was profoundly grave as he met my gaze one final time.

"Fail to do so, and the consequences will be... substantially more than mere bruising. Brace yourself, disciple."

With that final, ominous pronouncement, the machine howled to life - metal arms blurring as the opening salvo rocketed straight for my chest.

Stunned for only a moment, I redirected the first statue launched at me by pivoting my stance and sweeping my arm out in a precise deflecting arc.

The weighted stone figure ricocheted off at an angle with a resonant thunk, the impact jarring my bones despite my defensive deflection.

There was no pause, no respite. More projectiles came screaming in immediately after, filling the air with deadly streaks of hurtling granite from every direction.

I moved on instinct, body blurring through intricate combinations of parries, deflections and evasive maneuvers as the barrage intensified.

Sweat beaded on my skin as I strained every fiber of my being, relying solely on finely-honed reflexes and technique to keep myself from being pummeled into oblivion.

At some point, I felt an unmistakable metallic groan reverberate up from the soles of my feet.

A quick glance revealed the floor itself rippling and distorting like liquid mercury, sections peeling back to disgorge even more projectile shafts aimed squarely at me.

Akisame's was launching these things at incredible velocity!

The deluge became so furious that I barely had a chance to process the next threat before it was upon me.

I moved in a blurred trance state, skin splitting from glancing impacts as I struggled to maintain the defensive rhythm.

Hours past but, just as I was ready for the next salvo, I heard the unmistakable sound of the machine powering down.

It seems Akisame knew when my battered form could no longer stand.

I fell to my knees,but through the haze, I made out Akisame's silhouette, his measured strides carrying him into the ruined practice room.

"Well done, disciple," he intoned solemnly, offering me a hand up from the shattered floor.

"You've endured the first flames of the crucible, and emerged somewhat hardened for it."

I gripped his proffered hand with a trembling one of my own, stone burns on my hands flaking off to reveal natural skin beneath, as ki from Akisame healed them.

Using his steady arms to pull myself upright - body screaming in protest from the accumulated battering.

Akisame watched me impassively as I swayed for a moment, fighting to steady my ragged breathing.

"Make no mistake," he continued, somehow making his mild baritone carry inexorable weight.

"What you've just experienced is but a fleeting glimpse of greater sufferings to come. The path you've chosen is one of endless, grueling tribulation."

His hand came up to grasp my shoulder firmly, giving it a light but meaningful squeeze.

"Prepare yourself, Zack Hammers. For you have not even reached the High-class disciple rank. Your mundane black belt means nothing here. Even granted by Sasaki himself."

I felt my eyelids growing heavy, the profound weariness from my ordeal crashing over me in waves.

Soon, I began to sway on my feet once more - the world tilting perilously as blessed oblivion beckoned...

I fell asleep standing.

*

The shrill blare of the air-horn in the hands of a certain pranking grand-master sliced through my slumber like a hot knife.

I jolted upright with a ragged gasp, only to immediately slump back against the mattress as the dregs of deep fatigue threatened to drag me under once more.

Then, a familiar tingle of revitalization began pulsing through my battered body.

[You have slept in a bed, HP, SP, and all status effects have been reset to 100%]
I watched in vague amazement as the mottled bruises and furious welts mottling my skin steadily faded and dispersed.

Torn muscles knit back together with strange alacrity, fractured bones remolding into their proper alignments as if guided by some unseen magnetic force.

Within moments, I felt refreshed and utterly renewed - the screaming aches and lingering pains from the jujitsu master's relentless onslaught simply sloughing away like a bad dream.

A low whistle slipped past my lips as I flexed and rotated formerly abused limbs, relishing in their seamless response and total absence of residual stiffness.

The profound weariness rapidly burned off, replaced by a surging vitality that left me feeling battle-ready and primed.

"Not a bad parlor trick you've got there, brat," Kensei wheezed out through his nasal chuckle.

I turned to fully regard the eccentric kenpo master, his sunglasses-clad gaze studying me with undisguised interest and calculation.

Despite his irreverent front, I could sense the weighing stillness behind that appraising stare.

"I'd call it more of a... cosmically-gifted quirk?" I replied with a question instead of an answer, a wry half-grin, pushing myself fully upright to face him.

"Definitely comes in handy for keeping up with your charming morning routines, master." i said, somehow remaining cool.

Kensei let out a snort that could've peeled paint off the walls. "Better get used to exploiting every advantage at your disposal then, kid. The training regimens from here on out won't be getting any easier."

As if to punctuate his ominous statement, Shigure's clipped voice echoed towards us from the direction of the dining hall.

"Hurry up, or you'll miss breakfast."

I shook my head bemusedly at the weapons mistress's trademark stoicism.

Apparently, even something as mundane as a morning meal summons warranted that same, all-business inflection from the taciturn master.

Brushing aside the lingering vestiges of fatigue, I quickly made my way after the swaggering Kensei. Despite his cavalier persona, that undercurrent of solemn promise rang with the weight of truth.

Yesterday's torturous endurance gauntlet was clearly just a precursor, to infinitely more strenuous hell lying that lies ahead.

My steps quickened unconsciously as that frisson of eager determination flared back to life. Very well then, I mused, tightening my jaw as I traversed the imposing halls of Ryozanpaku.

I grinned happily for an unknown reason.

Bring.

It.

On.

I arrived at the table to see almost all of the food gone, Shigure shoveling more into her face at a blinding speed while the other masters did the same.

It wasn't all business after all. It was absolutely serious.

Then, for another five days, things passed peacefully. If you call being repeatedly dumped on by Akisame in the form of training 'peace'.
 
1.9 New
I scowled as my gut rumbled demandingly, the tantalizing scents of fresh-cooked breakfast still lingering in the air we'd left behind at Ryozanpaku.

Shooting Miu a sidelong glance, I opened my mouth to lament my gnawing hunger - only to snap it shut as her head whipped around, eyes narrowing at something over my shoulder.

Immediately on alert, I followed her line of sight towards the nearby convenience store.

That's when I spotted them - a couple of thugs clearly in the midst of pulling off a robbery.

One was big and bulky, wearing a judo uniform with a black belt, which told me absolutely nothing with the scale of martial artists in this world.

He had a shaved sides haircut, His partner was shorter but lean and wiry with a headband. Even from this distance, their combat-ready stances radiated an unmistakable aura of training.

I couldn't tell their level of skill but the way they had their legs positioned and moved, they knew at least some martial arts.

Miu didn't need any prompting from me. She was already stalking forward, mouth set in a grim line and eyes blazing with righteous fury. I quickly fell into step beside her, my own blood heating with the prospect of cracking some skulls before the first period.

As we drew nearer, I could make out the convenience store's exterior completely surrounded by a ragtag ensemble of goons - none of which looked like they knew the first thing about real martial arts based on their sloppy posturing alone.
One particularly brave (or just brain-dead) idiot was lounging on an air conditioning unit, wooden bat casually gripped in one hand.

"Hey! Bitch and bitchette!" he hollered in a nasal whine as we approached, lazily jerking the bat in our direction. "This is Ragnarok business, and you better back off before you get hurt!"

I responded with a derisive snort, not even breaking stride.

While Miu's casual walk transformed - shoulders loosening and feet sliding into an impeccable walking martial position, like a tiger stalking forward towards its pretty. It was like a switch had been flipped, her entire demeanor shifting from casual student to absolute warrior in the span of a breath.

Radiating pure, controlled menace, she fixed that irreverent goon with a look that could set a man on fire.

"The only ones getting hurt today are two-bit thugs who can't even rob a convenience store properly," she bit out coldly. "Now stand aside, or I'll knock you down like the pathetic street trash you are. In fact, there's a dumpster right there!"

Mouths dropped open all around us as the assembled punks seemed surprised by her audacity. The bat-wielding idiot's bravado increased to retarded levels as he started laughing, the rest of the men following suit.

"What's bitchette gonna do to stop us then?!" The guy who thought he was the ringleader, but was clearly an absolute moron exclaimed.

The convenience store's door slammed open as the two actual robbery participants came barreling through, clearly hoping to make a break for it after immediately recognising Miu through the casino store window.

But they pulled up short as I stood to block their path.

Miu was clearly done with the idiocy of common street goons, so she moved with super-human speed, knocking them all out in a moment.

In the corner of my eye I noticed the moron with the bat had an utterly shattered arm, his hand stuck in a grasping position as a disgusted look melted off Miu's face. When she looked at me.

The shorty with the headband got into a stance, and shouted, "I'm Koga the kicker and you're gonna pay, forehead girl! But if you come out with me for a nice dinner, and agree to share me with other women, I'm sure we can come to an understanding."

The sheer gall of his disgusting proposition hung heavy in the air.

[Error, Gamer's mind has ERROR ERROR! Gamers mind has encountered a catastrophic fault. rebooting GMND.CONCEPT]

Miu's face contorted into a rictus of pure revulsion, as if staring at a writhing cockroach that had just crawled from a half-eaten sandwich.

Before she could unleash the furious response that insult deserved, I was already moving.

[Gamers mind has a- ERROR.]

[Gamers mind has encountered a catastrophic fault. rebooting GMND.CONCEPT]

Something primal and infinitely uglier than rage uncurled within me, bleeding outward until the air itself seemed to grow heavier with its malignant presence.

"Did I just hear you...call my girlfriend 'forehead girl'?" The words slipped out in a tone of such lethal calm that even the birds overhead faltered in mid-flight.


[Gamers mind has encountered a catastrophic fault. rebooting GMND.CONCEPT]

Koga seemed to shrink back half a step, the bravado dimming from his eyes as that suffocating aura washed over him.

The big punk in the judo uniform actually took a stumbling step backwards, shooting Koga with a look of sudden uncertainty.

I continued my slow advance, face an expressionless mask of rage solidly in place.

Utter and obscene menace poured off me in droves.

Despite not having unlocked my ki yet, the mere force of my unbridled intent was enough to pin the two Ragnarok thugs in place - mouths working silently as their eyes bulged.

"Like did you actually just fuckin' say that?" I growled out each word as a separate Promise of violence. "To my girl's face? With me standing right the fuck here?"

My gaze lasered in on Koga, holding him immobile as a rabbit before the striking snake. My next words emerged as a rumbling growl from the deepest pit of my diaphragm.

Koga's bravado had well and truly withered by now. He seemed to be trying to formulate a response, but the potent pressure I was exerting shoved the words back down his throat.

Beside him, the judo punk paled, as I took another gradual step closer, the sidewalk beneath my feet hairline fracturing with each ponderous footfall.

That inexorable sense of looming devastation grew exponentially, swelling like a tangible miasma until it seemed to blot out all other sensations.

When I finally spoke again, my voice was little more than a guttural rasp - dripping with such concentrated malice that it seemed to reverberate in their very bones.

"Don't worry. Dirt. You won't die. You'll only wish you were dead." my hand darted to grasp Koga's jaw as the sounds of crunching ring out.

Miu gave me a glance of slight unease before she noticed I was going for pain but avoiding hits that would kill.

She shrugged and with a swift strike, knocked out the judo guy without much fanfare.

I'm almost glad that my bane was preventing me from killing this guy.

Almost.

30 seconds later, I walk into the store, buy a breakfast bento and one for later for lunch.

As I continued walking to school with Miu, my mood thoroughly ruined up until Miu grasped my hand, leaning onto me.

Her smile and silent calming presence were all I needed.

[Gamers mind has activated.]

-
We arrived at school just as I finished the last bite in the breakfast bento.

I saw Nijima in the corner, he noticed me and Immediately bolted in the opposite direction.

I decided to deal with the alien rat later. I needed to just chill after what just happened.

Moving towards class, I thought to myself. Something is obviously going to go wrong soon. Things are going too well.

-

The class was boring, so I decided to put my head down and look at my status. My eyes were flooded with Notifications.
 
1/End New
Okay this was too many.

'Okay you know what. I don't care about any skills that aren't related to strength. All these mundane skills like lying and social skills AND FUCKING TABLE CLEANING, fucking never tell me about them. I also don't care about reputations as numbers because I'm not socially inept. I don't need to know exactly how much someone likes or hates me, just that they like or hate me and how much. Don't show organization reputations unless they actually might react at all to knowing about me or my deeds. So make categories and only update them once they reach a threshold. Also, in regards to skills, show me the result, not the play-by-play. All these quests don't fucking need commentary just give me the the results and requirements.'

The notifications shrunk by an extremely noticeable margin and I started reading.

Oh my Admin, why the fuck are you so boring?

Whatever.

Flirting is level 22

Kissing is level 3

Detect menacing aura-is level 40

Uncanny dodge is level 50

extremely uncanny dodge is level 50

absolute uncanny dodge is level 43

Martial parry is level 50

Footwork is level 50

Advanced footwork is level 50

Artful footwork is level 43

Instinctual Positioning is level 50

instinct(Very small) is level 42

Advanced Martial parry is level 50

Great Martial Parry is level 50

Uncanny martial parry is level 50

Extremely uncanny martial parry is level 33

Counter is level 50

Advanced counter is level 50

Great counter is level 50

Uncanny counter is level 21

Jujitsu is level 50

Advanced Jujitsu is level 50

Black belt Jujitsu is level 50

Jujitsu(Disciple rank) is level 21

Blunt damage resistance is level 49

Friction damage resistance is level 30

Rug Burn damage resistance is level 50

Stone burn damage resistance is level 32

Bruising resistance is level 30

Absolute undying and unyielding rage at this audacious piece of shit resistance has reached max level and has been rolled into gamers mind.


The list paused its scrolling and then stuttered.

'Umm.' system?

Sorry, I'm checking the logs. Holy shit I've never seen a rage break so large that it crashed the gamers mind not once, not five times, but 15 times in a row. Wow, I wasn't paying attention what the fuck happened while I was gone?!
'Just… fucking show me my results.' I grumbled mentally.

Fine I'll just watch the recording.

Project Rage is level 50

Project fury is level 50

Project hatred is level 50

Project Undying hatred has been maxed out.

Project contempt is level 50

Project disgust is level 50

Project absolute disgust is level 3

Intimidation is level 50

Killing intent is level 13

Aura of Conceptually Empowering Fury is level 4(Ability locked until conceptual weight reached 50)

By training yourself to the limits you have reached the daily limit for physical stats +13 to all physical stats you may train yourself by additional 3 physical stats net time. New stat training per day limit is 16.

You have reached the limit. Stop training.

Seriously, stop.

Limit break achieved +10 to all physical stats



Miu furinji Affection is at(Extremely attracted to you, likes you alot and will definitely blow you away after 2 more dates or similar bonding events that count to her as dates. if you pushed, she would totally do it at a love hotel right now, but that would ruin your relationship so really fucking don't.)

Quest started: You're overreacting but still kick his ass.
Quest started: dating a nice girl.
Quest started: Punishment training.
Quest started: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest started: Retard Robbery.
Quest complete: You're overreacting but still kick his ass.
+9000 exp
+140000 yen added to inventory
Optional additional 140000 yen in the pockets of the moron
Quest complete: Dating a nice girl.
+10000 exp
Quest complete: Punishment training.
+100000 exp
Quest failed: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest failed: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest failed: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest failed: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest complete: Dating a nice girl two, electric Snuggle-ooh
Give Miu a nice date 1/1
Give Miu and outstanding date 1/1
Give Miu an objectively improved date from the last one. 1/1
Give Miu a date a god would be proud of 0/1
Give Miu a date the admin would be proud of 0/haha.
optional: get laid 0/1
optional: don't rush her affection and make her more comfortable 1/1
Quest failed: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest failed: Think Fast, Eat fast.
Quest complete: Retard Robbery.
Defeat Generic thugs 10/10
Defeat 'Thrower of the fight' 1/1
Defeat 'Kicker of the adamantine plate' 1/1
T0rTurE the living SH1T oUt of the M0therfUcKer! 1/1
+590000 exp

Expulsion of the heart demon?

I'm pretty sure that last objective and reward wasn't supposed to be there. Also, that exp is too much! What the hell?!


Zack Hammers

Title: The Gamer
Age:16

Race -Human- Lvl 21/50
Class -blank- lvl 34/50

STR ((115)*2.6
END (123)*2.6
DEX (133)*2.6
VIT (115)*2.6
WIS (21)*2.6
INT (21)*2.6


CW 2.6

Unused SP=75

Skills
+expand?
Perks
+expand?
Boons
+Expand?
Banes
+expand?
Reputations
+expand?


The ambient noise of the classroom faded into a dull buzz as an oppressive weight seemed to descend over the entire town.

I could feel it seeping into my very pores - a suffocating presence so thick and malevolent that it made the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.

Emergency quest.
Survive and escape.
survival 0/1
Optional: survival 0/2

A shock of visceral terror lanced through me, my muscles coiling tight as every instinct screamed at me to run, to flee from whatever eldritch force was blanketing Kuryu town with its inescapable miasma.

Even the teacher faltered mid-sentence, head whipping around with eyes widened in naked fear as that inexorable pressure reached its smothering crescendo.

I didn't need to think. My body moved on its own, fueled by a more primal Self-preservation than I'd ever tapped into before.

View: https://youtu.be/sE1qn8mmNF8

Heedless of the pandemonium erupting around me, I pivoted towards Miu - only to freeze as the urge to use Observe on her overwhelmed me.

The data slammed into my mind with the force of a physical blow:

The Presence of

Yuujirou Hanma

Titles: (The Strongest Creature On Earth)(Unofficial King of Satsujinken)(Evil God of Martial Arts)(The Ogre)(The One Who Matches The 108 Styles)


Yuujirou Hanma is here for his rematch with Hayato Furinji. He will prove his superiority.

A choked noise escaped my constricted throat as the full, catastrophic implications hit me like a deluge of icy water. This was bad. Worse than bad - this was a death sentence if we didn't get as far away as humanly possible!

Miu's head whipped around, her expression one of dawning horror as the feeling of baleful ki seemingly clicked into place for her as well.

We locked eyes for the barest fraction of a second, both of us operating on the same harrowing frequency in that moment.

Without a word, I lunged forward to seize her hand in a crushing grip, already pivoting to drag her towards the exit.

But a heartbeat later, I realized she was too stunned to keep pace with my urgency.

Gritting my teeth, I didn't hesitate - I simply scooped Miu up into a princess carry and bolted for the exit at a dead sprint.

She clutched at me instinctively, face burying into the crook of my neck as if hiding from the sheer overwhelming dread blanketing the atmosphere.

I burst out into the eerily abandoned streets, the cloying miasma growing heavier and more corporeal with every frantic step.

Yuujirou Hanma's presence billowed out in an ever-expanding sphere, blotting out warmth and light in its wake until the entire town seemed entombed in its smothering stillness.

There was no time to even formulate a plan.

We had to put as much distance between us and ground zero as inhumanly possible before that world-ending ki detonated in full. Explosions from the direction of Ryuzanpaku starting to grow close, then distant, then close again.

Only to start happening across the entire town.

Kuryu was about to become a goddamn crater, I realized with a sickening lurch - pouring on even more speed as I clutched Miu's trembling form to my chest.

if I couldn't get far enough away from here, get us to safety, We were both dead.

That singular imperative pounded through my mind in time with each hammering stride, fueling me with a manic burst of adrenaline-fueled desperation.

If we failed here, if we didn't escape this looming presence of death that was Yuujirou Hanma-

Then we were both going to die, snuffed out like insignificant embers before the unstoppable onslaught of a star going supernova.

And the thought of Miu suffering such an unspeakable fate lent wings to my increasingly labored steps.

I wouldn't let that happen. Not to her, My masters were already probably dead.

The horizon beckoned like a lifeline, even as Yuujirou's malignant ki bled across the sky in an all-consuming stain.

Every rasping breath felt like shards of glass in my lungs, muscles screaming for respite.

But still, I ran - an hour later I ran.

clutching Miu fiercer than life itself as Kuryu town faded into the distance-

I ran.

as another city appeared in the distance.

All I could do was run.
 
Interlude 1: A battle not seen in a thousand years. New
Kensei Ma POV

The disciples had just left an hour ago.

I walked down the corridor leading to the exit hoping to go out and buy some new material.

I wondered if they were importing the latest Playboy magazine, Fantasizing about my favorite models, Deciding to check the convenience store as soon as possible.

even if they hadn't it wasn't worth the risk of not having the latest magazine.

I moved towards the exit of the dojo, humming a tune, I couldn't help the feeling that something was about to go wrong.

I realize I need to use the restroom so I move that direction instead.

A few minutes later, I began to move towards the exit of the dojo again.

Only to feel an Immense battle aura.

An explosion sounded out from the entrance.

The battle aura mixed with Sei Ki and Dou Ki, which means we have a strong contender coming.

But then I felt it.

152 styles of Style-Ki slammed into existence together, filling the air with a malice unmistakable.

Sure, it was 67 styles more than last time, but this could only be one person.

As the air charged with hamon, I Immediately Summoned my stand, activating it's ability.

Fast as lightning, and bolted towards the ki signatures of the disciples.

I had to get them out of the town! This place was going to be less than a crater when the two most powerful martial artists were done.

There was no negotiating with Hanma.

As I reached the gate which was empty of its doors, having been evaporated by an immense force, I rushed forward.

"Running is bad, Running is evidence of weakness. I don't like weak people." I heard. I turned to see the speaker, knowing I had less than a fraction of a fraction of a second to dodge-

I felt strange.

I felt like I was floating.

Why can't I see anything?

I moved.

Nothingness.

Appachai Happachai POV.

An explosion rocked out from the gate.

I looked over, to see-

"Ah, I think you'll go first, maybe I can get the old man to fight for real this time."

an arrogantly Irreverent voice said, cold as the ocean in winter.

An immense Ki and Battle Aura flooded the area.

I floated away.

I felt nothing at all moments later.

Hayato Furinji POV

I prepared my stand, Midnight Serenade, to use its ability, as soon as I could get all of my family members in range at the same time. I was too late to save Kensei and Apachai but I'd be damned if anyone else died today.

I stared directly into Hanma's eyes. His grin was in place even as he just killed two of my family.

"Old men get weaker as I grow ever stronger, tell me, Hayato, Have you even gained any more strength since I last saw you ten years ago?"

I didn't respond, I knew nothing I said could convince this monster that his ways were wrong. I tried 10 years ago and It won't make a difference now. As Shigure and Akasame entered the range of my Style Ki, I Immediately activated Midnight Serenade's first ability Cosmic Rift to tear open a hole in space that led directly to Tokyo at the same time as I use Astral Chorus to move the three of them into it.

I turned back to see Hanma holding Akasame's left leg, which isn't something to worry about as Akasame could heal that in less than 24 hours. The thing that made me absolutely furious was the fact that he was holding Shigure's left eye.


"You-" I whispered, My battle aura responding to my fury. I knew that the only thing medical Ki couldn't fix at the upper echelons of power, were eyes and the brain.

I grimaced and said nothing else as he waved Akasame's leg in the air and waved it around like a sick trophy.

There was nothing to speak about.

I flooded my body with Hamon as he did, and we began to lift off the ground as only ones who reach the level of legendary grandmasters can.

We both activated One second unconscious at the same time.

Everything around us shattered as explosions rocked the area. Yuujirou hanma's stand, Dragon's Flame Activates it's one and only ability Destiny's Fortification, which increases all his parameters massively, We flitted around the city things exploding around us as fists and legs flew at beyond hypersonic velocities.

My stand detected two individuals capable of being selected to be spatially swapped for a particle of air and smirked.

Zack, with a terrified look on his face, was clutching Miu and running past the edge of the forest outside of town. I no longer needed to hold back. I added every style I knew, even the ones I hadn't finished refining into my 108 styles and we clashed again.

302 styles clashed against 152 styles and it seemed the battle was in my favor.

Hanma began to laugh happily as I beat him senseless blocks of the town evaporating at every swipe of our arms.

I felt Uneasy though.

He added another 75 styles and grinned menacingly.

The gap began to close as from then on he added style after style to his Ki. One at a time.

Finally he had 303 styles. At this point we were wiping away large swathes of land areas below us. Much of it evaporated as magma poured in to fill the gap left in the wake of our destruction.

After 30 minutes of nonstop back and forth I started to lose my breath.

Hanma smiled at me.

He gave me an honest, innocent looking, kind smile as if his actions weren't absolute evil.

"You did good old man."

His voice echoing across the expanse. I noticed using my stand that we were standing in the air exactly above where Ryozanpaku once laid.

"You wouldn't be going to hell, so I guess I'll never see you again. A shame."

His smile dropped as he added enough that his style Ki matched exactly the magnitude necessary to be using 432 styles.

Four times my supposed limit, despite my limit actually being 302.

Despite Knowing I would be eradicated instantly I charged forward.

He clapped his hands together, crazed grin etched in place.

That was the last thing I saw as my last thought was of Miu.

Please, don't go down your father's path.

Don't be like Hanma either.

Don't become a user of Satsujinken.
 
2.1 New
January 10th, 2006, Tokyo, Japan. Kamurocho entertainment district.

We entered Tokyo through the entrance of Kamurocho district. The massive explosion earlier behind us wasn't comforting at all.

I didn't even realize we were so close to Tokyo, but I guess I don't know anything anyway.

Miu had long fallen asleep on my shoulder after sobbing her heart out. I turned to a local news stand.

"Breaking news!" A nearby television sounded, I saw a news anchor standing primly in front of the camera, "Earlier last night, the Kuryu town nuclear facility's recent attempt at solving the fusion reaction failed catastrophically as the crater, nearly 120 Kilometers in Diameter-" I tuned them out trying to hide the existence of ki. No use listening to nonsense anyway.

Miu stirs.

Sighing, I turned to a nearby group of officers who were shoving posters in peoples faces, "have you seen this man? His name is Kazuma Kiryu and he's a very dangerous person! If you see him please-"

I tune out the nonsense because I already know that Kazuma Kiryu is a righteous person and would only piss off the cops if they were corrupt or in kahoots with the more evil aligned Yakuza.

I used my observe ability on one of them and Immediately find out I'm right.

Shinji Shunu
Titles:Shimano family 'cop.'
Shinji was promised a big payday if he could find Kiryu. Shinji, such a loyal dog to the Shimano family, couldn't possibly decline. Is looking forward to his 'date' tonight.


I feel Miu trembling against me, realizing she woke up,I tighten my embrace, wishing I could shield her from the harsh reality we now face.

The warmth of her body is the only anchor I have in this moment, a reminder that we're still alive, still fighting.

Drawing a shaky breath, A knot forms in my throat at the high probability that all of our masters are dead.

But I can't dwell on that now. I have to be strong for Miu.

Miu pulls away and looks around. I lean back on the bench and she grabs my hand.

"We'll get through this together." I said, trying to reaffirm that fact for myself, as well as comfort Miu.

Miu bites her lip, nodding fiercely despite the fear and grief clouding her eyes. "You're right. We can't lose hope." She takes a steadying breath.

I allow myself a moment of vulnerability. "I don't know what our next move is yet. But I promise you, we'll figure it out together. We'll find the others if they are still alive and forge a new path, whatever it takes."

Her fingers trace my jaw, and I see that fire reignite in her gaze. "I know you will. I trust you, Zack." She leans forward and kisses me. I deepen the kiss and she reciprocates by letting go of my hand to wrap her arms around me, I hear nearby grandma scoffing something about indecency.

I flip the bird in her general direction and continue kissing Miu.

Those four simple words, 'I trust you, Zack.' are more powerful than any punch.

It felt like she suplexed me right in the feels. after which I felt like I won the lottery.

Pulling back as my heart beat faster, I steeled my resolve, scanning our surroundings with new determination. Somewhere in this vast city lies the key to our survival, to begin to somehow approach the ability to fight against the evil that shattered our (mostly) peaceful days of (mostly) normal life.

Inhaling deeply, I rise to my feet, Miu following suit offering Miu my hand. "Come on. We can't stay here. Let's start searching for a place to stay."
*
As we made our way through the crowded streets of Kamurocho, the neon lights and bustling nightlife flowing around usI kept a tight grip on Miu's hand, determined not to let her out of my sight in this unfamiliar territory.

"We should find a hotel, somewhere to regroup and figure out our next move," I said, scanning the area for potential options.

Miu nodded, her eyes still heavy with grief but sharpened by a fierce resolve. "Good idea. And we have enough yen from that arrogant boxer you defeated."

I patted the bulging pocket where I had stashed the cash – a small fortune pilfered from the now-deceased Tekeda after he had foolishly challenged me. His arrogance had been his downfall, but it would now serve us well in our time of need.

As we navigated the crowded sidewalks, I kept a watchful eye out for any potential threats, my senses honed from training with akisame. The corruption here ran deep, and we couldn't afford to let our guard down, even for a moment.

Finally, we came across a modest but well-kept hotel, the warm glow of its lobby inviting us in from the chaos outside. I approached the front desk, sizing up the clerk behind the counter.

"One room, please," I said, sliding a wad of yen across the counter.

The clerk's eyes widened slightly at the sight of the cash, but he quickly regained his composure, nodding and handing me a key card.

As we made our way to the room, I used my observe ability on the clerk, just to be safe.

Takeshi Yamamoto
Titles: Hotel Clerk, Yakuza Informant
Takeshi is in deep with the Tojo Clan, keeping tabs on any suspicious guests. The wad of cash has piqued his interest – he'll be reporting this to his superiors.


I cursed inwardly, realizing we had already drawn unwanted attention. The Yakuza's reach was far and wide in this city, and we would need to tread carefully.

Once inside the room, I quickly swept it for any potential threats or listening devices, my senses attuned to the slightest disturbance. Satisfied that we were secure, at least for the time being, I turned to Miu.

"We can't stay here long," I said, my voice low. "The Yakuza have eyes everywhere, and that clerk is going to report our presence."

Miu's expression hardened, the weight of our situation settling over her shoulders. "Then we need to find the masters, or at least someone we can trust."

I nodded, pulling her close and resting my forehead against hers. "We will. No matter what it takes, we'll find a way to Kill Yuujirou and avenge those we've lost."

As we held each other in the dimly lit hotel room, a sobering reality settled over me. Yuujirou Hanma wasn't just a formidable opponent – he was a force of nature, a being of immense power far beyond anything I could comprehend.

The stories Hayato Furinji had shared during our training sessions echoed in my mind.

Tales of him punching nuclear bombs out of the sky with ease, waving away nuclear blasts towards the ocean as if they were mere gusts of wind. And yet, even the legendary grandmaster had fallen to Yuujirou's might.

Pulling back, I cupped Miu's face in my hands, my expression grave. "Miu, we can't think about defeating Hanma yet. Not directly, at least."

Her brow furrowed, and I could see the flicker of defiance in her eyes. But before she could protest, I pressed on.

"You know the stories your grandfather told, the feats he was capable of. And Hanma..." I trailed off, the weight of his power nearly suffocating. "He's on another level entirely. One we can't even fathom right now."

Miu's shoulders slumped, and I could see the truth of my words sinking in, no matter how difficult it was to accept.

Steeling myself, I continued, "Our first step has to be getting stronger. Mastering every aspect of martial arts that we can, unlocking abilities and techniques we never knew existed."

Her eyes met mine, a renewed determination burning within them. "You're right. We have to push ourselves beyond our limits, whatever it takes."

I nodded, tightening my grip on her hands. "Exactly. We need to learn how to harness Style Ki, Dou Ki, and Sei Ki. Investigate every avenue of power, no matter how unconventional or esoteric it may seem."

Miu's brow furrowed. "But how? The masters always said those techniques were forbidden to teach until we had reached a certain level of mastery. We don't have any leads to learn them!"

"Then we'll find another way," I said, my voice hardening with resolve. "We'll scour every corner of this city, every dojo and hidden temple, until we find someone willing to guide us."

A small ghost of a melancholic smile played across Miu's lips. "You really think we can do this? Become strong enough to even stand a chance against someone like Hanma?"

I met her gaze, unwavering. "We have to try. For your grandfather, for the masters, for everyone who suffered because of that monster's actions." I pulled her close, resting my forehead against hers. "And we'll do it together, no matter how long it takes or how hard the path may be."

After a moment, Miu nodded, that unbreakable spirit shining through once more. "Together," she echoed, her voice a vow.

Hanma had awoken something primal within me, I could tell Miu felt it too. a hunger for power that would not be sated until we had mastered every fighting style, unlocked the secrets of Ki manipulation, and honed our abilities to a razor's edge.

For now, vengeance could wait. Our focus was singular – to grow stronger, by any means necessary, until we were forced to be reckoned with in our own right. Only then could we even begin to contemplate challenging the one who had brought so much devastation and loss.

Yuujirou Hanma had no idea the reckoning that awaited him, nor the lengths we would go to ensure his reign of terror finally came to an end.

The next morning, we rushed to go, as we hadn't brought anything but the clothes on our backs and the money taken from Tekeda. It didn't take long for us to arrive at the ground floor.

It was too late, however.

A man with a violent smirk, wearing an eyepatch over one of his eyes and a very stylish and expensive suit His hair was tied up in an immaculate ponytail.

I used to observe on him. What I saw was terrifying. His name showed up normally, but everything after that twisted and came into my mind tasting of rainbows. Can thoughts even taste like rainbows?!

Goro Majima. Bro, don't douse me. Bro. seriously, don't douse me bro! AHH!

Titles: (Yakuza's Deadpool and that's all you're getting.)

Oh, man dude, you're conceptual weight is heavy. Maybe you should go on a conceptual weight diet. Hefty, Hefty hefty! You're interesting! So prepare. FOR MAJIMA EVERYWHERE!


Outwardly he had the audacity to smirk at me and wink. He handed me a card.

A card that ruined my day that literally just started.

I cursed.

-Fifth chairman of the Tojo clan, Yukio Terada, invites you cordially.-

Followed by an address.

-We can help each other.-

I felt Miu tense beside me, her hand gripping mine tightly. This man's presence was unsettling, to say the least, and the fact that he was connected to the Tojo clan only added to the danger we now found ourselves in.

Tucking the card into my pocket, I met Majima's gaze, my expression guarded. "And why would the Tojo clan want to help us?"

Majima's smirk widened, his single eye glinting with mischief. "Oh, I think you know why, kid. Word travels fast in this city, especially when it involves a couple of kids escaping a crumbling town as it exploded with WAY too much style, so much style, in fact, that it went kaboom and took out an area about the size of TWO TOHO RIVERS! That's a lot of style, bro."

My blood ran cold at his words, the implication clear – the Yakuza were already aware of what had transpired in Kuryu Town, and they knew we were somehow involved.

The words he spoke were also creeping me the heck out.

Before I could respond, Majima held up a hand. "Look, I ain't here to cause trouble. At least, not yet." He winked, and I resisted the urge to shudder. "Terada just wants to talk, see if we can't come to some sort of arrangement."

Arrangement. The word left a bitter taste in my mouth, but I knew we had little choice but to play along, at least for now. We were in their territory, their rules.

Squeezing Miu's hand, I gave her a subtle nod, a silent promise that I wouldn't let any harm come to her.

She squeezed back, a similar sentiment being sent back to me.

"Fine," I said, my voice low. "We'll hear him out. But if this is a trap, there won't be a force on Earth that can protect the Tojo clan from our wrath."

Majima threw his head back and laughed, a sound that sent chills down my spine. His voice after-which made me shudder with fear. "Oh, kid, you've got no idea what you're dealing with. But don't worry, you're about to find out."

With a flourish, he gestured towards the exit. "After you."

As we stepped out into the bustling streets of Kamurocho, I couldn't shake the feeling that we were walking into the lion's den.

But if the Yakuza held the key to getting stronger, I'd work with them, a quick look at miu matched my resolve.
 
2.2 New
We arrived at an abandoned butcher shop, Majima leading us. I couldn't help the feeling that something was wrong. Majima immediately stiffened upon reaching the door.

He then slouched. "Well, shit," he said.

He opened the door to the shop slowly, revealing a dead body. One in a suit that looked so expensive that it was stupid – gaudy, yes, but the important part was the head that was twisted all the way around grotesquely. The face attached to said head belonged to none other than Yukio Terada.

"Motherfucker..." Majima said, surprise evident on his face. He seemed stunned in disbelief, as if something inconceivable had just happened.

"This is like a pterodactyl shitting on top of Mount Everest on a full moon. It shouldn't be possible."

He shook his head. "Nevermind. It happened. This whole city is gonna be a warzone soon." The news stand across the street then blared to life at maximum volume. Cell phones started ringing outside the abandoned butcher's shop. Everyone started panicking – children were crying, women collapsing to their knees, and men shouting.

The TV blared loudly on the main news channel of Japan. It cut to a Chinese man shouting at the camera. Subtitles at maximum size for easy reading appeared: "Due to allowing the death of the Chinese diplomat Kensei Ma's in such a tragic way, we, the people of China, declare war on the islands of Japan!"

I felt Miu tense beside me, her hand gripping mine tightly as chaos erupted around us. The news of Kensei Ma's death and China's declaration of war had sent shockwaves through the city, igniting a powder keg of fear and confusion.

Miu began trembling, Reaping the words. "No. No. No. No."

Majima's gaze hardened as he took in the scene, his hand straying to the weapon concealed beneath his suit jacket. "Looks like we've got bigger problems than just a dead Tojo chairman," he growled, his voice low.

My mind raced, trying to make sense of the situation. Kensei Ma, one of the legendary masters of Ryozanpaku, had been a Chinese diplomat? And his death had somehow sparked an international conflict?

Pieces of the puzzle began to fall into place, and a sense of dread washed over me. Yuujirou Hanma's rampage through Kuryu Town had not only devastated our home but had also set off a chain reaction of events that would send the planet into a downward spiral. More martial artists would fight. More martial artists means more fights for Hanma.

This fucker just set off a war just so he can fight more!

"We need to get out of here," I said urgently, tugging Miu closer to me which knocked her out of her downward spiral. "This is going to turn into a warzone, and we don't have the luxury of getting caught in the crossfire."

Majima nodded, his expression grim. "For once, we're on the same page, kid. But where the hell are we supposed to go? With China declaring war, every safe haven in this city just became a potential target."

I gritted my teeth, my mind racing. We needed sanctuary, a place to regroup and formulate a plan. But in a city on the brink of war, such a place would be nearly impossible to find.

Suddenly, a thought struck me – a faint glimmer of hope amidst the chaos. "Kazuma Kiryu," I said, turning to Majima. I began to speak again but he interrupted me. letting out a bark of laughter that sent a chill down my spine.

"Kiryu-chan? Really, kid? You think that has-been can help us now? I'd need at least another month of my special sauce party time to get him back up to speed, and even in this situation that wouldn't come close to helping."

Seeing my bafflement he shook his head, a wry grin playing across his lips. "Sure, Kiryu-chan used to be a big shot back in the day. A real yakuza legend. But those days are ten years gone."

He leaned in conspiratorially. "Word on the street is, he just got out of the slammer. No resources, no safe houses, and his fighting skills have gone to shit."

My heart sank at Majima's words. Why the fuck were we in the first game anyway?!

Miu gripped my hand tighter, her expression hardening. "We can't give up," she said, her voice low and trembling. "There has to be someone else, someone we can turn to for help."

I nodded, steeling my resolve. She was right – we couldn't afford to lose hope, not now, not when so much was at stake.

Even if Hanma's actions had set in motion a chain of events that threatened to consume the entire world in war, and we were caught in the eye of the storm.

Turning back to Majima, I met his gaze squarely. "You're connected to the Tojo clan, right? Surely there must be someone, anyone, who can provide us with sanctuary, at least temporarily."

Majima's expression grew pensive, his single eye scrutinizing me intently. For a moment, he said nothing, the chaos of the city swirling around us like a maelstrom.

Finally, he let out a low sigh. "Alright, kid, I really got connections to everyone, good and bad. There might be a place we can lay low for a bit, actually a lot of places. People owe me favors, you see, but this wars gonna last unless someone stops it from happening."

He jerked his head towards the exit. "But we gotta move fast. The streets ain't gonna be safe for long."

As we hurried out of the abandoned butcher shop and back into the pandemonium of Kamurocho, I couldn't help the feeling that this insanity wouldn't stop escalating.

I turned to the screen one more time as the report shifted, revealing the voice of Hanma, who was happily crushing the newscaster's throat.

"Oh no, you don't get to blame the country! You get to blame me! Because I did it! Hi, friends, I am Yuujirou Hanma, as I have killed the only one who could stop me in the world, I declare the first grand world martial arts tournament. Every martial artist at the rank of 1st dan black belt will fight in this tournament, despite the fact that all of them are worthless and will die in the first round just to show them how small their mundane martial arts world is. True low class disciples and above are invited to the slaughter of the weak, I mean the preliminaries, that will be held in seven days in Tokyo center square. The winner of the entire tournament will get to fight me to the death. Become strong. Or die."

The feed cut off, I turned to Majima and he just seemed lost for words.

So he said, "Shit."

Miu's grip on my hand tightened to the point of pain, her face red with rage. "That monster," she spat, her voice trembling with barely contained fury.

I then realized something.

'System.'


What?

Ignoring the flat response I asked, 'Is there a party function?'


Yeah, harem members only though.

I could only nod, my own anger burning like a furnace within me. Yuujirou Hanma had not only devastated our home and set the world on the brink of war he had now issued a challenge, a twisted gauntlet for all martial artists to prove their worth or perish.

I checked Miu's relationship meter one more time.

Miu furinji: 1st harem member, affection:150/100( Irrational Codependency, Obsession, Lust, Unconditional Love.)

I realized this was no time to doubt Miu or myself.

Ignoring the disturbing mindset she had developed, I leaned into Miu's ear and said. "In a moment you are going to see a screen. Just press the yes button."

Confused, but still listening, Miu nodded.

'Party invite: Miu Furinji.'

I saw in the corner of my eye a circle that started spinning that turned into a check-mark.

I saw Miu's eyes sparkling as she read something only she could see. I heard her mutter. "It's like a much better real life dragon quest."

Sighing in relief I nodded to myself.

Milestone complete.
Join the 1st Grand World Martial Arts Tournament and survive the preliminaries.
0/2
Reward:
2000000 EXP
World jump token.
Level 1 of the Multiverse shop Unlock.

And yet, amidst the madness, a glimmer of opportunity shone through. This tournament, as depraved and sadistic as it was, could be our chance to grow stronger, to push ourselves beyond our limits and unlock the secrets of Ki manipulation.

Turning to Majima, I met his gaze with a steely resolve. Before I could speak up miu did in my place. "We need to enter this tournament."

Majima's single eye widened, and he let out a low whistle. "You've got a pair on you, girlie, I'll give you that. But you heard Hanma – this ain't no ordinary tournament. It's a goddamn slaughter."

"Exactly," I said, my voice hardening. "Which means only the strongest, the most skilled, will make it through. And that's exactly what we need to become if we have any hope of stopping Hanma."

And because at this rate, we needed that world jump token because things were spiraling massively out of control.

Miu nodded beside me, her expression as fierce as mine. "He's right. This is our chance to put everything on the line, to grow stronger than we ever thought possible."

She winked at me. Mouthing the words 'world jump' and then raising a questioning eyebrow.

Majima regarded us for a long moment, his expression unreadable. Finally, he let out a bark of laughter. "You two are crazy, you know that? But I gotta respect the fire in your eyes." He jerked his thumb over his shoulder. "Alright, let's get you signed up for this suicide mission. But don't say I didn't warn you."

As we followed Majima deeper into the chaos of Kamurocho, I knew I had an out, but only for us two.

The location didn't matter, as long as we could grow stronger. Fight harder. We would eventually be strong enough.

Then we would kill the fucker.
 
2.3 New
As we arrived at another hotel, Majima bypassed the front desk, the female attendant with the scars over her eyes bowed politely. I noticed she was blind, but shook off my unease.

We arrived at an elevator, and Majima entered, pressing a long stream of floor buttons. I resisted the urge to be disappointed by his childish behavior.

Miu gave him a strange look. "Aren't we in a rush? We-" She was cut off when the elevator started going down at an extremely fast speed.

Before we knew it, the elevator was slowing down and stopped gently.

None of the floor lights were brightened to show what floor we were on.

The doors opened to reveal another Majima standing in front of us.

I looked to the side and saw the same person, Majima, that we had been with the whole time.

Just to be sure, I used my observe ability on them both.

The one in front of us showed up as:
Goro Majima
Titles: (Yakuza's Deadpool.)(Majima Everywhere)
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?????????????????????????? Bruh why do you keep dousing me bruh, i didn't do anything bruh, AHH. Stop dousing me bruh.


My eyebrow twitched as I turned to the one that had been leading us this whole time.

Goro Majima EVERYWHERE clone
Titles: (spooky)(The one that was too late.)(Skeleton)(breaker instructor.)
This unique Majima everywhere cloned skeleton matches the opponent's strength exactly in order to teach the Breaker style of martial combat. Will treat you 'Gently' as he is pummeling you to the ground.


The one not in the elevator said, "Hey, come on man, it's been almost three months since Halloween!"

I turned to the apparent clone of some sort, and he shrugged. Immediately tearing off his face, which revealed not blood, but a completely clean skeleton.

The thing I could only decide was indeed spooky as all shit, dragged me over to the ring as an extremely large and bulky version of Majima with an eyepatch and all came out to 'greet' Miu.

It was wearing a giant version of Miu's school uniform and had the same long ponytail. Even with the eyepatch, she was wearing glasses of the same style as Miu, with her hair even blonder than Miu's in a ponytail that matched Miu's perfectly all the way down to the back.

I could overhear the monstrous parody speak to Miu, "Uwu, we need to beat that gentle out of you, Uwu. Uwu. We can't have gentle where you're going, Uwu. Uwu."

My eyebrow was now twitching uncontrollably as the freaky-ass skeleton clone had entered the ring. I was just staring at it, stunned.

"What's wrong?" it asked, in the same voice as Majima.

I stared.

Then I gave in and entered the ring to beat whatever this thing was senseless.

"Well, if things seem spooky, there are probably skeletons nearby, but if you're too late, there'll already be a skeleton inside," it said, as it entered a strange stance, legs apart evenly, but not in a way that should give any stability, arms crossed over its chest like a sleeping vampire, and a grin plastered all over its skeleton face.

I moved forward and punched it, only for it to shift with my punch, seemingly to dance into kicking me in the face using my own striking power.

I realized I was on the ground, dazed. I quickly recovered in no time.

As the skeleton clicked its tongue, which was impossible, but what the hell part of this was?

"Copy me, bro, don't try to use karate, I'm here to teach you how to use the breaker style."

I shrugged, copying its stance exactly. It clicked into place, and I began to sway to imaginary music.

"That's the way! You've got this!" we circled each other, and its leg lashed out as its hand went down to support its weight. Somehow, I twirled away stylishly and re-entered the stance.

Majima grinned.

The scene before me was utterly surreal, a bizarre blend of the mundane and the fantastical that seemed to defy all logic and reason. Yet, as I found myself mimicking the skeletal Majima clone's movements, a strange sense of understanding began to take hold.

This wasn't just a nonsensical display of absurdity – it was a lesson, a glimpse into the depths of the martial arts world that lay beyond the conventional styles I had been taught.

The Breaker style, as this skeletal instructor had called it, seemed to be a dance of fluidity and redirection, a way of harnessing an opponent's momentum and using it against them with effortless grace.

As we continued to circle one another, exchanging blows and twirls, I could feel something clicking into place deep within me.

It was as if a door had been opened, revealing a new level of understanding, a new way of perceiving and manipulating the forces at work in combat.

And yet, even as I delved deeper into this strange new style, I couldn't help but steal glances toward the monstrous parody of Miu, its exaggerated proportions and eerie demeanor sending chills down my spine.

What twisted game was Majima playing, subjecting us to this surreal gauntlet of horrors and whatever the hell that was?

But then, as I narrowly avoided a vicious kick from the skeletal instructor, I realized the truth – this was no game.

This was a crucible, a trial by fire designed to push us beyond our limits, to shatter the boundaries of what we thought possible and forge us into something greater.

this bizarre training regimen was clearly Majima's way of entertaining himself.

But it also trained us.

Through the absurd and the terrifying, we would learn to bend and adapt, to unlock the secrets of fighting styles that defied conventional logic.

Or Majima might just be screwing with us.

As I settled back into the swaying, twirling stance of the Breaker style, a grim determination settled over me.

No matter how bizarre or unsettling the path ahead might be, we would endure.

We would master every fighting style, every esoteric technique.

We would become as strong as it took.


Miu POV

I shivered as I used the ability that Zack had just given me on that. Thing.

Goro Majima EVERYWHERE clone Mi'Uwu' edition.

This is a unique Majima everywhere cloned Bulker that matches the opponent's strength exactly in order to teach the Beast style of martial combat. She Will treat you 'Harshly' as she is pummeling you to the ground.

I couldn't help but gulp nervously.

The thing got into a wide stance yet mobile stance, Its arms raised to the sides as both hands opened into a low grasping position as the arms lowered slightly she moved forward as the arms shifted up and down but never above the mid stomach. Its steps were slow and methodical as if it had all the time in the world to approach.

"Uwu you need to remember that.-"

I interrupted her.

"STOP! Stop that! That creepy and extremely distracting sound! What is 'Uwu' and how can I kill it?! It's horrible!!"

The clone just looked at me, stunned. "Umm, main Majima just said it would be funny. But if it makes you uncomfortable and distracted, I'll just talk normally."

Now I just felt bad, but in the end I just nodded, "Please."

It then spoke, getting back into the stance. "Now, you need to remember that beast style of martial

it nodded and I entered a copy of its stance.

"Good, now what you want to do is come at me so I can show you what I mean."

In the cumbersome stance I swiftly moved forward, and threw a punch.

Catching my wrist effortlessly she threw me over her shoulder harshly, and before I knew it, I was behind her, on the ground, facing up as her foot plummeted for my face.

I stared up.

I stared into death.

Only for the foot to stop an inch away from my nose.

She took her boot-clad foot away from my face and spoke. "Do you see what I did?"

I nodded as my heart pounded out of my chest.

"Good," she said, her voice taking on a gentler tone.

"The key to the Beast style is to remain fluid and adaptable, always using your opponent's force against them. When you attacked, I redirected your momentum and used it to put you in a vulnerable position and followed up with a blow that would have ended you."

I slowly sat up, my mind whirling as I processed her words.

"But... that stance didn't seem suited for grappling," I ventured, my brow furrowed in confusion.

The clone smiled, a strange sight on the exaggerated features of the Majima parody.

"Exactly. That's the beauty of the Beast style – it's deceptive.The wide, low stance appears to be purely for striking, but in reality, it's designed to allow for seamless transitions into throws and grappling techniques while allowing for an immediate and swift yet brutal strike once the opponent is disabled."

As she spoke, I could feel a newfound understanding taking root within me. The Beast style was more than just brute force – it was a fluid, ever-changing dance of redirection and control, a way of harnessing an opponent's aggression and using it against them to prepare for a strike that would cripple or kill.

"I see," I murmured, my gaze hardening with determination. "Then I want to learn more. Show me everything."

The clone's smile widened, and she nodded, dropping back into the wide, low stance. "As you wish. But be warned – the path of the Beast is not for the faint of heart. You must be willing to embrace the primal, to tap into the depths of your own ferocity."

I nodded, and she approached slowly, inviting me to do the same.
 
2.4 New
3 days later,



Grandmaster Shio Sakaki POV.


I entered our temporary hotel in the heart of Tokyo.



Right across from the chaos that was the signup booths in this district for Hanma's insane tournament.



I turned to Shigure, her stoic persona replaced with sorrow.



As she stared at the eyepatch that she had temporarily not covered her eye with, I could only look away in order to try to not show her my pity.



I know she wouldn't like that.



I turned to Akisame and ask, "How's that leg?"



"Just a few more toes to go. Then we'll be ready to move. Have you found the disciples yet?" He asked, concern in his eyes nearly overwhelming.



I nodded, "He's with that Majima guy," I shuddered, "sure he's good at training people, but his methods. Seriously what the fuck."



Akisame nodded, he then glanced at Shigure's uncovered eye self-admonishment in his gaze.



Shigure seemed to notice, so she addressed him. "I know that eyes and brains can't be healed by Ki healing. Stop blaming yourself."



she stood up, and wrapped her new permanent accessory around her face.



"Let's go," she said, "You can heal the rest on the way, it's just toes."



Akaiame just nodded, still looking hesitant.



He stood, as I said, "Hey man, look, Miu won't blame you, everyone knows that Hanma is a total monster and staying would have just killed you. Let's just go see her. I need to get Zack to at least the 10th dan in karate and get him started on Battle Aura. He's a total monster, but I still need to teach him."



I nod to myself, grinning. Akisame sighed, but I could see the agreement in his eyes, that if anyone could learn that fast, it was Zack.



We left the hotel, but we didn't check out.



It would be hard to get another room like this and besides I had a ton of money. We'd come back and check out after zack had signed up for the tournament like I know he would.



I just hope Miu won't sign up.



Miu Furinji POV



The elevator dinged as we arrived back in the training facility below the hotel. We just got back from signing up both of us for the tournament.



I glanced over at Zack as he winked at me. I blushed slightly and grinned at him.



"Hey were you two love-birds listening to me?" He asked, looking irritated.



"No," I said, not caring in the least.



"I mean- A bit?" He spoke. I smirked at him knowing it was a lie.



Zack Hammer's POV



As the elevator doors slid open, revealing the cavernous expanse of Majima's underground training facility, I couldn't help but steal a sidelong glance at Miu.



I winked at her the moment she turned her eyes towards me.

me.



Her cheeks were still flushed from my wink, but there was a gleam of determination in her eyes too.



We were really doing this. We had signed up for Hanma's twisted tournament.





We would grow stronger, get that world jump token, get the hell out of dodge, and then come back and kick hanma's ass.



I'd cripple him, and Miu would give him the final blow.



I fantasized, only to have an unimpressed look be brought to my attention coming from Majima.



I only grinned at him.



"Hey were you two love-birds listening to me?" He asked, looking irritated.



"No," Miu said, seeming to not care in the least.



"I mean- A bit?" I lied. Miu smirked at me, showing even she knew I was lying. Damn.



Majima's eyes narrowed, but before he could respond, the elevator opened.



a familiar voice echoed through the chamber, one that carried a weight of authority that commanded immediate attention.



"Well, well, if it isn't the Monster disciple and the Martial arts Princess! Miu, Zack, it's been a while." he then thought for a second. "Well, it's been 5 days. Man, you run fast! Back when I was your age, It took me 7 days to go from our town to Tokyo. Zack, How the hell did you do it in two? Have you been holding out on me in training?"



Shio Sakaki stood there, right in front of us, alive, and I felt relief.



At his side walked Akisame and Shigure, the latter's single eye regarding us with an inscrutable gaze.



I frowned, during our 6 days training intensively, Akisame would often talk about medical arts in regards to Ki, andI realized that



Shigure would never gain the use of the eye that was missing again.



Miu came in like a rocket, and tacked Sakaki in a hug.



"Uncle Sakaki! You're Alive! She let go and did the same to Akisame and Shigure.



"Aunt Shigure! Uncle Akisame!" She broke down in tears as we all tried to comfort her.



"I see Majima's been putting you two through the wringer," he chuckled, clapping me on the shoulder while gently patting Miu on the back. Although, he clapped me on the shoulder with enough force to make my knees buckle.



"Good, that's exactly what we're going to need to do if you want to survive this gods-forsaken tournament."



His piercing gaze bored into mine, and I found myself unable to look away, transfixed by the sheer



weight of experience and power that radiated from the Powerful master.



The one who mastered all of this Immense Karate Knowledge in just 30 years of life.



"Because make no mistake," he continued, his voice dropping to a grave murmur.



"This is no game, no mere test of skill. This is a crucible forged in the fires of oblivion itself, designed to cull the weak and elevate only the strongest to true mastery."



He leaned in closer, his words a solemn vow that sent a chill racing down my spine.



"By the time I'm through with you, you're going to be monsters – living weapons tempered in the unforgiving fury of the battlefield itself.



Because that's what it's going to take to even have a prayer of standing against Hanma."



Miu POV


I have decided. Gone were the days of simply training to uphold the tenets of Katsujinken, the life-giving fist.



That path, that philosophy, had failed in the face of Hanma's apocalyptic power.



If we were to have any hope of confronting that monster on his own hellish terms, we would need to transcend such limited ideals entirely.



As my gaze met Zack's, I saw that same sinister resolve blazing in his eyes. He understood, just as I did, that we stood upon the precipice of something profound and irreversible.



There would be no going back from this path – only a brutal, uncompromising climb towards the pinnacle of destructive might.



"Good," I said, my voice soft yet laced with an undercurrent of steel.



"Because I'm done holding back. Done playing by the rules that allowed a monster like Hanma to slaughter everyone I loved." I exclaimed.



I felt Zack tense beside me, and heard the sharp intake of his breath. But I pressed on, heedless.



"If becoming a monster myself is what it takes to avenge them, to make that son of a bitch pay for his crimes." I trailed off, letting the weight of my words hang in the air like a thundercloud. "Then so be it."



Sakaki regarded me for a long moment, his expression inscrutable. Then, slowly, that broad grin stretched across his weathered features once more.



"That's not something I wanted to hear, but-," he rumbled. then he looked away.



"If that's what you want I can't stop you. No more hesitation, no more doubt. Just an unwavering will to grow stronger, no matter the cost." He shook his head.



Then turned he back to look me in the eye.



"I guess the old man would be rolling in his grave. But I won't stop you."



His eyes bored into me, as if peering into the darkest depths of my soul and finding...approval.



"Don't worry, little flower," he said, his voice sad.



"By the time we're through with you, you will need to relearn mercy and restraint. You'll be tempered into a force of annihilation itself, a harbinger of oblivion given human form."



With a sudden blur of motion, he lashed out not to strike me, but to ruffle my hair in an almost paternal gesture.



"I'm going to break you down until there's nothing left," he promised, that terrible grin widening.



"And then I'm going to rebuild you into something this world has never seen before." He continued.



"But I hope you'll not go full towards Satsujinken. Your grandfather- He wouldn't want that." He looked away for a moment, trying to hide his misty eyes.



As he pulled away, I found my breath caught in my throat, a mixture of exhilaration and dread churning in the pit of my stomach.



As Zack's hand found mine, his calloused fingers intertwining with my own in a silent show of solidarity, I knew that I wouldn't be walking that path alone.



Together, we would embrace the madness that lay ahead, shedding our fragile humanity like a chrysalis to be reborn as unholy harbingers of blessed oblivion.



But I would still remain selective. I wouldn't just kill like Hanma.



I would kill those who deserved it like a raging asura.



I would save those who deserved to be saved like a rampaging buddha.



My will solidified.



My path set.



I nodded to myself and repeated it aloud.




"I will kill those who deserved it like a raging asura."



"I will help those who deserve to be saved like a rampaging buddha."



"None shall stop me."



If that was the price to be paid for the strength to face Hanma...then I would pay it without hesitation.



Echoes throughout the world caused cracks around us in space.



I heard a chime

Dao recognised.

Dao of Karma has been established.

For unlocking a Dao in a world without the Dao's influence, +200% martial comprehension.

+200% Ki Comprehension.



Squeezing Zack's hand tightly, I lifted my chin to meet Sakaki's pitiless stare with eyes that burned like searing coals.



"Let's get started," I growled. "I'm ready."



Zack POV



Okay, what the fuck Miu? Seriously What the fuck? This is crazy!
 
2.5 New
Zack POV,
January 17th
day of the tournament.
Majima 'Ruler Paradise' Hotel.


VIP dining room.

As I chewed on a large plate of bacon, Miu holding my hand next to me, I couldn't help but worry about the tournament today. All we had to do was pass the tournament preliminaries, and we would get that world jump token.

Majima's gruff voice cut through my thoughts. "You two lovebirds done making googly eyes?"

He grinned wolfishly. "Because it's almost time for the main event."

Returning Majima's grin with a feral one of my own, I gave Miu's hand one final, reassuring squeeze.

"so, final chance to back out, you guys ready?"

"Only if you're ready to watch us destroy the competition, old man." Miu said beside me, crossing her arms.

Majima frowned, "hey I'm only 34, plenty young! I'm hip and I'll kick your ass if you say otherwise."

"Alright, alright, you two," I interjected, rising from my seat. "As entertaining as it is to watch you snipe at each other for comedy, we've got a tournament to get to."

Turning to Miu, I gave her a roguish wink, drawing another faint blush to her cheeks.

"You ready to show these chumps why they should have stayed home?" I asked, my voice a low rumble that carried an undercurrent of wry amusement.

Miu's eyes glinted with determination, her expression hardening into one of frigid resolution. "More than ready," she replied after giving me a short but fierce hug, filled with emotion "Let's make Hanma regret ever crossing our path."

It wouldn't be easy, and there would undoubtedly be sacrifices and hardships along the way.

But we were ready to endure, to persevere through any trial in pursuit of that elusive goal.

The unknown god's promise of a frozen world, granting us a decade of uninterrupted training, had been our beacon of hope in the darkest hours.

With time on our side, who knew what levels of immense power we could ascend to?

Letting my gaze flick between Miu and Majima, I allowed a faint smile to crease my features – not one borne of savagery or bloodlust, but of quiet confidence.

"Then let's get moving," I said simply. "We've got work to do." We followed Majima out towards a limo, and started moving to where his personal helicopter was parked.

As we turned on the road to depart, I couldn't help but feel a sense of dread. I steadied my heartbeat.

The path ahead would be arduous beyond measure, filled with untold pain and struggle.

But this was our crucible, our chance to forge an indomitable will and harness abilities beyond what should be possible.

We would steal as many martial arts and ki techniques from other worlds as possible.

And with Miu by my side, her love is a constant reminder of what I will fight to protect, I knew we could endure any hardship.

As long as we were together, working towards getting strong enough for anything, I felt like we could eventually do anything.

The preliminaries would be merely the first hurdle, a proving ground to separate us from the ordinary people who filled the streets of Tokyo, Japan, and the world.

Hanma and his evil could wait.

this world could wait.

Survival. Years of growth. then justice.

And after that? Then we can take a vacation.

Even if it takes a hundred years.

--

Miu POV
We landed at the helipad just a stone's throw away from Tokyo Center Square.

As we made our way down, we couldn't help but notice the gaping voids where multiple famous buildings once stood, likely demolished by Hanma's immense power.

In their place loomed a truly colossal stadium, its imposing silhouette casting a foreboding shadow over the surrounding area.

We joined one of the many queues encircling the behemoth structure, the endless stream of martial artists filing in like ants converging on a titanic carcass.

It took nearly an hour, but eventually, it was our turn to sign in, our masters and Majima having entered from the opposite side to avoid any chance of meeting in the preliminaries.


A haggard-looking man with a collar affixed to his neck greeted us, his eyes dull and despairing. "Next," he drawled, his tone utterly devoid of emotion.

Zack stepped forward, visibly trying to avert his gaze from the disturbing accessory adorning the man's throat. "Zack Hammers," he stated firmly.

The man typed Zack's name into the computer, his expression impassive until he reached a particular line in the entry.

Suddenly, his demeanor shifted, his eyes blazing with an unmistakable hatred that sent a chill racing down my spine.

Without warning, he flung a token at Zack's face, the metallic disc shimmering with a kaleidoscope of iridescent colors.

Zack caught it deftly, his brow furrowing as he examined the strange emblem.

"Wear it and get out of my face, devil-spawn," the man spat, his words laced with venom as he slammed his fist on the counter. "Next!"

Zack affixed the token to his martial arts gi, his expression a mask of bewilderment and consternation.

As he scanned the crowd, it became apparent that the tokens sported by the other participants were uniformly black, red, or yellow – a stark contrast to the kaleidoscopic hues of his own.

It was my turn next. The thin, haunted-looking man seemed to regard me with the same weary despondence. "Name?" he rasped, his voice little more than a haunted whisper.

"Miu Furinji," I replied, wincing at the utter desolation etched into his features.

His frown deepened as he typed in my name, and for a fleeting moment, something akin to pity flickered across his hollow gaze. "My condolences," he murmured, handing me a golden token emblazoned with 108 shimmering rainbow stars.

Waves of grief and unbridled fury crashed over me in equal measure as I clutched the token tightly, my entire body trembling.

Was this Hanma's idea of a sick joke, a twisted mockery of my grandfather's legacy?

Blinking back hot tears of rage, I hastily affixed the token to my gi, nearly pricking my skin with its sharp edges in my haste.

Without another word, I stormed off, my vision blurred by a crimson haze of wrath Zack followed me, confusion still writ on

Hanma's depravity knew no bounds, but I would not allow his taunts and insults to break my resolve.

We would endure this crucible, no matter how agonizing or demeaning.

And when the time came, when our strength had transcended the mortal plane itself, that monster would pay a thousandfold for every slight, every atrocity.

I would see to it personally.


Zack POV.

What the fuck was that?

No, seriously...what the hell? What had I ever done to provoke such naked hatred from that miserable looking man? His face had contorted with visceral loathing the moment he laid eyes on my name, as if my mere existence was an unbearable insult.

I tried to shake off the searing image, to push it from my mind and focus on the task at hand. But it clung to me like a miasma, a festering disquiet that made my skin crawl.

Miu approached from behind, no doubt registering the turmoil churning within me.

Rather than intrude, she simply stood by in silent solidarity as I slipped into a meditative state, seeking equilibrium in the eye of the raging storm.

Moments trickled by as I embraced the new yet familiar flow of ki coursing through my being, using the currents of energy to sift through the maelstrom of emotions.

Confusion bled into determination, a renewed sense of purpose solidifying with each steadying breath.

Opening my eyes, I turned to face Miu, gently wiping away the tears that had traced shimmering paths down her cheeks.

Our gazes met and locked, an entire unspoken conversation passing between us in that charged moment. Reaching out, I took her hand in mine, giving it a reassuring squeeze.

"He'll pay," I vowed, my voice a low, resolute rumble. "No matter how long it takes, we'll make it true."
Miu nodded, her lips curving in a fragile approximation of a smile even as fresh anguish flickered behind her eyes. She opened her mouth to speak, to offer some words of solidarity or defiance...

Only to be drowned out by the booming, arrogant tones of Hanma himself, his voice echoing through the cavernous expanse of the stadium.

"Now, I'll just say a few things before we get this started."

Our heads snapped toward the massive jumbotron looming above, Hanma's smug countenance dominating the screen with an almost palpable menace. He was reveling in this, I realized - delighting in the fear and uncertainty roiling through the massed ranks of participants like a virus.

"You'll notice that you each have a circular badge on your chest, or pants, or wherever the hell you wanted to put it," he sneered, his contempt dripping from every word like acidic venom. "You could have even affixed it to your bare flesh for all I care. The important thing is the color."

His pitiless gaze seemed to sweep over the assembled throngs, daring any to meet his stare.

"Let's start with the black tokens and get to the important people." A cruel smile split his features as he singled out a hapless section of the crowd. "Now, when a man comes in and invites you for a fight, a man who just made an entire country sit the fuck down with his bare hands, and you come here without potential or strength...what is a man to do?"

He gave a negligent nod to someone behind the camera, and a tremulous voice drifted through the speakers.

"D-Do I really have to...?"

Hanma's look of contemptuous derision said it all. With a weary sigh, as if entertaining the idiocy of lesser beings was a tedious chore, he turned back to the camera with a vindictive glint in his eye.

And all around us, those unfortunate souls branded with the black tokens doubled over, clutching at their chests as blood began to pour from every orifice in grotesque crimson streams.

The sound of hundreds collapsing in unbearable agony was a haunting cacophony, a chorus of abject suffering that seemed to reverberate through my very bones.

Yet Hanma appeared utterly unmoved, his twisted diatribe rolling on without pause or mercy.

"Those who are useless are not allowed here!" he roared, spittle flying from his lips in a perverse frenzy.

"This is supposed to be a battle of the very best, or at least a battle with those who have potential! You see those useless idiots?! They came here with 'I tried to learn martial arts' tokens! Purple belts?! Green belts?! What the fuck is wrong with you people?!"

A ghastly quiet fell over the stadium as his tirade reached a fever pitch. Even from here, I could see the despair and horror etched onto the faces of those who still drew breath, the grim reality of Hanma's brutality sinking its hooks into their psyches.

When he spoke again, it was with a calculated coldness that somehow proved even more chilling than his earlier outburst.

"Now, you'll see some people with 5th Dan black belts! That is the minimum..." He let the words hang in the air like a tangible weight, daring anyone to question his authority.

"Yes, you are halfway to actually learning Ki. You are the red tokens, you who are 5th dan until 10th dan! Upon losing here and somehow surviving, you have 4 years to learn Ki. Then that token will turn black and activate if you don't! It won't come off, I guarantee it!"

An anticipatory hush fell over the crowd as the cruel implications sank in. To be branded, quite literally, as subhuman detritus to be culled at Hanma's whim...it was a fate worse than death itself.
"Once you learn Ki, it will turn yellow, and you can come back and fight like something close to a real man!" That same bestial leer, like a predator toying with helpless prey. "Not that any of you people here are real men!"

His mocking laughter cut like razors through the oppressive atmosphere, a sound utterly devoid of mirth or humanity. Letting his gaze drift across the gathered masses, he sneered once more.

"Those with yellow tokens, there's nothing special about you..." An almost bored dismissal, as if these paltry souls beneath his notice. "But I'm not gonna execute you. That's your opponent's prerogative. You might die in a fight, or you might not. Really depends on who you're fighting!"
A cruel bark of laughter, harsh and grating, preceded his next words.

"Those with the green tokens, few as you may be, are those who have potential and strength." The words hung heavy, a backhanded acknowledgment that stung more than any rebuke. "Those of you who are at the expert level or above and still growing, rocketing forward! You get to skip the preliminaries."

He bestowed them with a mocking golf clap, his lip curling in a sneer of undisguised contempt.
"Those of you with the special tokens, the ones with the cool designs based off of other people..." Another dismissive flick of his gaze across the dwindling sea of onlookers. "You already know why. I won't repeat it."

From the corner of my eye, I saw Miu's jaw tighten, her knuckles paling to bloodless white as her fingers knotted into trembling fists.

"You twenty-three few who have the shiny rainbow tokens!" he crowed, his handsome features twisting into a leering rictus grin. "Now! You have a little bit of me in you, don't you?! A little bit of devil in you! A little bit of backbone!"

His eyes seemed to burn with manic glee, the terrible exultation of a god reveling in its own twisted creation. When he spoke again, his tone dripped with paternal pride and sadistic relish in equal, horrifying measure.

"Hello, my wayward children...come to kill me! Good luck!"

And suddenly, the awful reality came crashing down upon me in waves.

The token adorning my gi, shimmering with bloody, iridescent light...

Hanma's rapturous gaze searing into me, into all those who bore that brand...

A cold lance of apprehension lanced through me, raising every hair on the back of my neck.


"My Little Hanma's!"
 
2.6 New
Warning: This chapter contains the Suicidal Ideation of a girl who fights Zack in the preliminaries.
If you ever feel like hurting yourself, please for the love of all that is holy, righteous and good, seek professional help! Everyone has someone who cares for them and even if you don't believe it, someone will believe in you.
IF that doesn't convince you, remember that if you die, you won't be able to read any more stories and that would be fucking boring.

Zack POV
A tremor of revulsion lanced through me at the mere thought. But just as swiftly as the icy tendrils of doubt had taken root, I felt them wither and die beneath the blazing force of my resolve.

I thought for a moment and then I decided I didn't care.

Even if he is the father of this flesh, my soul belongs to me and that's what matters.

Lifting my gaze, I met Miu's stricken expression with an intensity that bordered on ferocity. Her eyes shone with the same anguished conflict, the same desperate need to reject the abhorrent implications of Hanma's words.

I put my hands on her shoulders and spoke. "This changes nothing. He's just a shitty sperm donor as far as I'm concerned, and you're the only one who matters."
Her eyes widened, the turmoil within them ebbing as my declaration anchored her, steadied her against the surging tides of Hanma's words.

"We'll beat the shit out of him and you can have the final strike."
She looked away from me for a moment, eyes moving back from the ground, me and then the sky.

She looked into my eyes as if peering into my soul and for a moment, silence hung between us - a single, crystalline shard of perfect tranquility amidst the roiling madness. Then, gradually, the shadows fled from Miu's gaze as her lips curved into a feral, predatory grin that shed all doubt.

"You're damn right we will," she rasped, the words a declaration of trust reaffirmed. "I'm going to savor every last agonizing second."

As if her words were a starting bell, the droves of corpses that had the sad fate of being too weak to please Hanma turned to a black ash. The remainder of us, still an extremely large amount, were moved into sections.

Hanma's voice seemed to echo across the building as janitors wearing collars and jumpsuits came through and started sweeping what remained of the weak into dustbins. "You! Yes you with the red tokens! There are 25 rings in each of the 160 sections! You'll be called up and then you'll fight! The 160 of you who remain when the 4000 of you are done- What do you mean there are 9472 Red tokens?!"

The jumbotron went silent for a moment. "Fine. those with red tokens who's forms stated they are at 7th dan and below no longer matter, get out within 10 minutes and go get stronger with those 4 years I gave you! Otherwise your tokens will turn black and we'll be sweeping you up!"

A large number of people ran towards the exits like they were being followed by the hounds of hell. We were lucky that there was a large amount of space after the black tokens were- removed, or these slightly weaker martial artists would have trampled each other.

Hanma continued as if he hadn't made a mistake in counting. "Good, when the 3960 of you are done, your tokens will turn orange, and the yellows and those with the special tokens who haven't reached the level of a green token, will start challenging the victors! When they kick your asses off the stage, and they will because they know how to use Ki and you don't, they will challenge each other until there are 60 of you remaining. After which, the preliminaries will start and the 30 of you remaining will enter the final tournaments where the experts and above are."

There was a pause as if the people were baffled at the obvious lack of actual organization.

"FUCKING GET UP THERE AND FIGHT! YOU TRASH!" Hanma roared and the red emblem clad martial artists could only obey.

The fights lasted at most 30 minutes.

A large number of them died and no one came to help them.

Broken bones were not splinted, bloody wounds weren't bandaged.

In the end there were just a ton of heavily injured people standing on those stages, most in no condition to fight.

"Hurry up yellows! If you aren't holding a spot in one of the central 120 stages, you'll have to wait another 4 years to try again!" Hanma's voice called out.

I decided to wait until there were only 150-250 stages with people on them.

Peering at Miu who was examining the competition, I hope she thought the same.

Another two hours passed as the people dwindled. Over 6000 yellow emblems had been reduced to about 200.

I decided to jump into one of the rings at the center, and noticing I did, Miu followed my lead by jumping into a stage three slots away diagonally.

I didn't even bother observing the martial artist in front of me.

I wrapped myself in Karate Style-Ki and supported it with Breaker and Jujitsu Style-Ki.

I launched myself forward, and he didn't even have time to react.

He was immediately launched off the stage as my fist smashed into his chest.

He skidded on the ground outside the ring and that was that.

I watched as Miu launched her second opponent into the spaces in between the rings, and I dodged as someone tried to sucker punch me.

I let his fist push me, doing no damage as my breaker stance made it effortless for me to twirl into a back-hand, adding the moron's momentum to a strike that would already be powerful.

A slamming sound rang out as the sneak-attacker who thought he had the upper-hand slammed into the side of the ring beside mine.

About 30 seconds later, a horn sounded across the stadium.

"60 of you remain. It's time for the preliminaries." I noticed that those with yellow emblems turned a shade of acid-yellow-green.

Half of the remaining martial artists had a weird design instead of a color.

9 of them had an iridescent rainbow color like mine.

My half-brothers if any of that mattered and it really fucking didn't

I just had to beat everyone in my way.

**

My first real opponent was a girl in a black dress. She had a fierce look on her face and I noticed she was barefoot. Her blonde hair was shoulder length one one side, but the other side seemed like it was caught in a fire and half-burned off.

"Rimi Kokorone." she said.

"What?" I asked.

I noticed her emblem had the Kanji for Ogata on a silver background.

"Rimi is Rimi Kokorone and she is going to kill you." she declared.

I looked at her confused.

"Rimi will kill all Hanma spawn and then she will kill Hanma and then Rimi can die." She declared, as I felt increasingly disturbed.

I got into a stance, as her style Ki and battle aura erupted around her.

Her battle Ki emanated absolute despair.

Whatever happened to this girl, I couldn't know.

But I knew who was responsible and my hate for Hanma rose.

"I hope when I defeat you, you can find a reason to live." I said, a sad look in my eyes and I charged forward.

I charged forward, opening with a feinting jab to gauge her reactions. Rimi didn't so much as flinch, her eyes burning with a hollow intensity that sent a chill lancing down my spine.

In a blur of motion, her leg whipped out in a withering crescent kick aimed at my head. I ducked beneath the sweeping arc, the rush of displaced air ruffling my hair as I countered with a rising knee strike.

Her lithe body twisted with serpentine grace, deflecting the force of my attack with a deft inward hand parry. Without missing a beat, she launched into a blinding flurry of alternating kicks, both legs becoming shimmering wheels of destructive force.

Backpedaling furiously, I narrowly avoided each punishing blow - the shockwaves from her feet clipping the air mere inches from my face. Biding my time, I continued giving ground until her onslaught reached its crescendo, her eyes widening fractionally as she committed her weight fully forward with a final, devastating roundhouse kick.

The instant her pivot foot touched down, I exploded into motion, launching myself into a furious series of flowing hand strikes and grappling attempts. Rimi fended them off with almost preternatural reflexes, her arms whirling in tight defensive arcs as she redirected every ounce of incoming force.

But I was relentless, pressing the attack and steadily backing her towards the edge of the ring. A bead of sweat traced its way down her temple as her eyes finally betrayed a glimmer of consternation, her desperate need to regain space and reset the encounter's tempo written across her features.

Sensing my opportunity, I unleashed a furious combination - a deceptive palm heel feint that flowed seamlessly into a double-leg takedown attempt.

Rimi pivoted and contorted with boneless fluidity, evading my grapple while delivering a series of sledgehammer kicks to my midsection that detonated like missiles. I doubled over, the wind driven from my lungs as I instinctively covered up, absorbing the full brunt of her blazing counteroffensive.

Gritting my teeth, I willed myself to stay rooted, to withstand the relentless barrage as she battered away at my defenses with those whirling, unstoppable legs. The ring beneath our feet trembled from the sheer force she unleashed, her anguished determination to end me fueling each earth-shaking blow.

Just as the pain became too excruciating to bear, as darkness began to creep in at the edges of my vision, I felt it - a momentary hitch in her rhythm, a barely perceptible lapse in her irresistible momentum.

Seizing that infinitesimal opening, I exploded upwards, abandoning my defensive shell to hammer Rimi with a blinding combination. Fists, elbows, knees - every strike a singularity of force lancing through her whirling guard.

Her eyes went wide with stunned shock, all that wild vehemence evaporating beneath my avalanche of aggression. For an endless, breathless moment, our mortal dance devolved into a formless melee, a churning cyclone of flesh striking flesh as we traded blows with everything we had.

Then, inevitably, the flurry reached its chaotic crescendo - only this time it was Rimi who faltered first, staggering backwards from the sheer accumulated trauma as I brought the heel of my palm to her temple.

"Kill Rimi then. Grant Rimi the final mercy Rimi doesn't deserve and end Rimi's sham of an existence before it torments Rimi any further."

I sighed, and walked forward. I stepped into her collapsed form and knocked her out, as I said. "I'm sorry. Even if I could, I wouldn't."

As her head hit the ground, the last thing I heard was a whispered "Ryu..to." before she surrendered to unconsciousness.

Her Ki and battle aura retreated into her body.

I followed suit.

I felt sick to my stomach and walked away, knowing I had finished the preliminaries.

Preliminaries. 1 / 2 completed

I turned my eyes to see a crying Miu knocking out a purple haired girl with a facial structure startling close to Kensei.

I noticed that her emblem was just a pair of sunglasses on a skull with a familiar depiction of a hat on a blue background.

Kensei's hat and sunglasses.

Same colors and everything.


Preliminaries. 2 / 2 completed
World Jump token granted
System shop unlocked. Permission lvl 1.

I grit my teeth as a token that shifted into many different colors, some which couldn't possibly exist, appeared in my hand.

I willed it to activate and everything around me, all motion and action, slid to an unnatural stop.

Miu seemed to disappear. For a moment, I panicked and then I was hurtling through a not space into a not reality that had no time and no words capable of describing it.
 
!?! - 1 New
hurdling through and in between realities and clutching Miu to myself like a lifeline, I felt like something was wrong.

Shouldn't we be somewhere by now?

Had something gone wrong with the world jump token?

It felt like we were accelerating through realities for hours.

We even seemed to speed up.

3 subjective hours later, I was certain something had gone wrong.

It was obvious.


Connection to local multiverse cluster severed.
Shop unavailable.
Status unavailable.
Connection to Bane.CFG file on remote server has been severed.
Attempting to reconnect to the Gamer Ability local server. Failed.
Attempting to connect to the Gamer main hub. Gamer main hub router not found.


Many subjective hours passed, and at some point tears started prickling at my eyes.

Miu had fallen asleep in my arms, was this it?

Were we destined to fail?

Never to get our revenge while we flew through the void for eternity?

Just as that thought manifested, I felt an extremely powerful yanking on the back of my Gi, I heard someone say, "Yoink."

Why did I hear a wink and why did it taste like rainbows?

I found myself sitting in an office chair. Across from me was a woman with hair that seemed to shift color and material.

Her body seemed to wisp in between states of matter and her dress was made of what seemed like starlight and miniature galaxies.

Miu startled awake in my lap, looked at her, and then fainted.

"Oops, sorry." The woman, no? Goddess, exclaimed. I could taste and smell the guilt as she waved her hand.

The blood that started coming out of Miu's nose from simply glimpsing this being of immense power disappeared and her labored breathing evened out.

The existence in front of me smiled apologetically. "Sorry, she doesn't seem to have the power to interact with me right now without getting hurt, so she'll have to sit this discussion out."

I nodded apprehensively as miu started to make cute and quiet snoring sounds.

"Well, what I can tell you is that the token you used was made lazily. It was supposed to send you to a pre-selected location in your local multiverse cluster, but as you can see, it didn't have enough energy to get there, so instead of reaching it, you ended up hurtling through the void and accelerating faster and faster. " she paused, so it could sink in, and then she continued.

"Conceptually, you are about 41 multiverse clusters away. You'd need an old-spark to get back there, and those can only be gained by completing a jump-chain or doing something else ridiculous." for some reason she kept smiling despite our predicament.

"Luckily, I'm a certified jump-chan and I can initiate one for you." She smirked, "As long as you do a few errands in the many multiple worlds I send you to in exchange."

I frowned as I realized this being had us by the proverbial balls.

I nodded, because what else could I do?

If we didn't do this, we'd never make it back to our world, let alone get revenge on Hanma.

"Good," she said with a happy clap to punctuate it.

She pulled out multiple documents and started speaking again.

"Before I give you these jump docs to choose a world to visit from, I want to make you an offer."

She smirked as if my acceptance was guaranteed. "I like the idea of someone who can advance only through the power of martial arts. In exchange for having all choices related to magic barred from you, I will have at the end of every jump document, an option to choose to increase your martial talent, your Ki talent, and your body talent. That means increased speed of learning and enhancing of these things across all bodies and alt-forms. Oh! also, things like Nen and Curse energy do in fact count as Ki for the Ki talent." she paused for a moment and asked, "waddya say?" as if she already knew my choice.

She probably did because I just nodded.

Grinning in delight, she handed me a list of worlds and poked me. "No more curses, no more banes. I won't be having someone in my service be unable to kill when necessary or be smashed by an out of context somethingsomething because he touched something pointy and shooty!" She said, smiling at me.

I looked down at the list and was overwhelmed by the sheer number of them.

"NO! This first!" the being said, "and call me jump-chan because you'd have no way of saying or even hearing my name without dying from the backlash."

I stared at her.

She smiled at me.

I sighed a heavy sigh, and then I looked at the document she just shoved into my face.

"Body mod supplement." I muttered.

I immediately skipped over the looks, gender change, and extra limbs.

Looking over the options, I realized that I already had all this stuff as base stats, and as if reading my mind, jump-chan said. "Yeah, any augment will double your current ability in that area because as someone who is already superhuman i don't want to basically scam you what would be the point of that? Also, before you think about the question you're about to think, since your girlfriend can't choose due to being asleep, anything you pick will apply to her too."

I dump the first 200 points of 1000 into endurance, because more time being able to be awake and being able to fight longer than the opponent is vital.

Followed by Resilience as surviving is literally the first priority.

I grab maximum reflexes because training that was extremely difficult even with Akisame training me. Trying to train it in a normal environment is asking for trouble.

I had 400 points left, so I grabbed agelessness and regeneration.

With my final 200 points, I grab Waste not and survival skills along with the 100 point version of memory.

From the freebies, I grab singular form, because bothering with multiple bodies and some that will deteriorate because I'm not using them is stupid.

I grab ascension for better training and a solid foundation for the same reason.

I stare at the free shirt option. I mean it's free, so whatever. I grab that too.

Jump-chan smiles and says, "I don't like the idea of a jumper trying to hide away from the world, so if you are expecting a warehouse, I'm sorry to say you're out of luck. To make up for this, and the fact that you no longer have an inventory, I'll toss you the Jumpchain inventory bag that you'll gain 1000 cp after every world so you can upgrade it.

Not wanting to lug around an actual bag, I grab hammerspace(L) for 300 points.

Grabbing the large version is common sense because not being able to take out or put in something because it was too big is stupid. A 2 foot wide opening is good to start with.

I grab connected for 50 points because seeming like I'm pulling something from nowhere will probably scare people in certain settings. Probably most of them in fact.

I grab watertight and airtight due to not wanting water and other crap to fill my hammer space just because I have pockets. I grab the wallet modification so I can store infinite currency without taking up space

I have 400 points left so I grab sorted so I don't have to go digging and I can just immediately have what I want. With my last 200 points I actually add space to the back due to the fact it starts with literally no space.

8 cubic meters is fine, so I signed the document.

It disappears like the bodymod, and I finally have to choose a world now.

My eyes immediately darted towards the Jujutsu kaizen jump.

I glared at it with hatred.

When Gojo got trapped in that stupid prison-box thing, I should have known the story was going to shit.

But NOOO I had to keep watching.

I tortured myself by watching it.

My favorite character in the series was Nobara Kugisaki and it pissed me off to no end that that sadistic chucklefuck with a soul shredding fetish murdered her and mutilated her soul.

In fact, I bet everyone he fucked with would never be able to reincarnate.

I grit my teeth and immediately promised myself if I so much as even thought I saw him I'd fucking shred him to pieces.

I'd turn him into nothing more than paste on the ground because that motherfucker ruined a good show, now reality, just by existing.

Mahito would die screaming in pain and despair.

I picked up the document with determination and began to fill it out

A/N
(Jumpchain's mistakes are on purpose. I want to portray her as scatterbrained and overpowered.)
 
!?! - 2 New
I grabbed the pen next to me and felt Miu stir, I looked up to see Jump-chan be replaced with a two way radio with the talk button my side shoved in so it can't release.

I deadpanned, "Couldn't you have done that the entire time?"

Jump-chan responded with constranation, "Hey! I forgot! Mortals are fragile and I literally forgot these things existed for about 2100 years!"

Miu jolted up in her seat and looked around, "Waazit?" was the first thing that came out of her mouth.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

She pouted and began to hit my shoulder.

"Okay, well, now that I'm not so close to your girlfriend that her brain would melt, I'll explain your situation to her." I could literally hear her nod with a smile

I also heard Miu wince.

"Sorry!" The sound of her coughing to clear her throat was heard over the radio and she explained what she explained to me.

"Well, what I can tell you is that the token-"

7 minutes of explanation later, she stopped.

"So what you're saying is, we won't be able to get revenge on Yuujirou for thousands of years?" Miu looked pissed.

Her angry expression seemed to chill and she followed up by saying, "My hatred of him will surely burn much longer."

"Alrighty! Noted! Uchiha level hatred for someone called Yuujirou. Right." I could hear her uncertainty dripping from her.

Muttering to herself, I could hear pen scratching on parchment. "Right, not standard. Gotta update that response divination matrix."

"Okay, so now that the Furinji girl is awake, I just realized I gave you the wrong bodymod supplement. Since you already have the power infused in you, I can't remove it. So when I give you the CORRECT body mod, I will temporarily alter the rules so for this jump only, you will get 1 BP for every 2 CP spent, instead of 1 BP for every 1 CP spent.

"Bonuses are now individual. You are both jumpers since you're in this together." A piece of paper matching the jujutsu kaizen form I was about to fill out before Miu woke up appeared in front of her.

She looked at the terms on the paper with confusion. "I don't know what any of this means." she stated a few moments later.

"Right, I'll give you some meta knowledge related to powers only. I recommend looking at the drawbacks first, and then choosing your perks. There are a few freebies to grab based on your situation." as her words finished, Miu clutched her head for a moment.

"Ow." she grumbled, and then looked down at the page.

We turn to the back of the form and I grin.

"Hey, does 'First Year' affect the body mod or powers we had before the jump?" I ask, a smug grin plastered in place.

"Good catch, body mod is permanent and supersedes all perks. It's also not like I can yoink the style-Ki, Battle aura, training, and martial arts knowledge from your brain and body that you gained before you got to my domain. Those are yours." She reassures me.

I grab 'first-year' for +200 CP and Miu does the same. I notice her grabbing the drawback 'They aren't aware of this' for +200 CP s because she genuinely has no idea about the plot anyway.

I see in the corner of my eye that Miu grabbed 'The maki life' for an additional +100 CP.

Seeing the confusion on my face, she said "We aren't staying, what's the point of getting a promotion? It won't matter in 10 years."

I grab it too, and we move on.

"How many times can I grab 'The monkey'? I really don't care if assassins come for me, it's just another challenge." Miu states.

"Hmm, tell you what. You can take it up to 5 times each and even if you both take it, only 5 assassins will come after you. All of them will still be as strong as Toji in his prime, so this will be hard. Once you get a reputation, you better be careful. Actually taking 'the Maki life' actually gives you more time so good on you.'"

I'm not taking 'jobber syndrome' because having enemies be artificially stronger than me just because I'm fighting them is stupid as hell.

Anything with mind-altering affects as a drawback just squicks me the fuck out so that's a no for the rest of them.

After tallying all that up, Miu has 2500 and I have 2300. I move towards the actual perks section and notice that for me, all the established techniques are grayed out.

Noticing my confusion, Jumpchain speaks up. "No magic or magic-like abilities, remember? Domains are fine because they're like conceptual expressions of your innermost self. So-"

Seeing my deadpan expression of absolute disbelief, she changes her tune. "Okay, fine! I'm making an exception for domains because I think they're cool as fuck. Don't judge me."

I grab domain mastery using -200 points for the fast-track at getting a domain expansion. Because Indeed, they are in fact, cool as fuck.

I see a perk that strikes my interest. I immediately grab it because there is someone here I hate more than any other character in the series and if I face him it will make me strong enough to tear him apart.

I grab 'the words that came deep within my guts' for -600 points because fuck Mahito and fuck that brain cursed spirit.

But especially fuck Mahito in particular.

I apply the trait to cursed spirits for this jump.

Next jump I can pick another race that I can hate for power.

Now any cursed spirits I'm fighting that I hate will increase my power proportional to the hatred I have for them.

Now that I have those things I absolutely must have, I go back and grab the 'human' race and 'the weirdo' origin. I see the prices of the related perks reduce by half and the perks that are 100 points and below become free.

I grab the three free perks of 'anime look' and 'the basic requirements' with 'fight again.'

The weirdo origin allows me to buy 'WILLPOWER!!' for free and 'college grad' as well.

I picked the 'pre-med' course to get a good handle on biology and ways to enhance my Ki healing. I really wish they allowed university level knowledge insertion, but once the conflict with the curses and I eradicate curses from the world, I can just do it normally.

Jump-chan immediately makes a snickering sound but when I look up the walkie talking is silent.

Miu also didn't seem to hear it so I just went back to grabbing perks.

I grab 'One of the three died.' so I can know when people that I consider my allies are in danger and exactly where they are when they are in danger. Another 200 points gone.

I grab 'Stand in the darkness' because I always need more willpower.

I grab 'the rookie' and 'THE TIGER' for that sweet potential and learning speed boost.

I grab 'chosen by the black flash' because that ability is utter and absolute bullshit and anyone with cursed energy should want it if they aren't dumb.

I look at my points and I see 700 left.

I scroll down to the cursed energy amount and have an idea, "How is the cursed energy amount affected by my Ki and battle aura?"

Jump-chan smiles a big smile and says, "You're thinking along the correct lines. Since your style-ki and battle aura are meant to meld seamlessly into other internal power systems, if you activate your style Ki and Battle aura, it will mix together with your Cursed energy, effectively multiplying your base cursed energy. Seeing as cursed energy doesn't grow, this is great advantage because you're multiplying a power system by infusing a power system with two others."

I decided not to change the amount of cursed energy I start with.

I grab 'output' and 'shape' along with 'reverse cursed energy potential'.

I look around the document before I decide to up my potential and see 'Little despairs.'

Honestly, learning how to cook, clean, do taxes, and have the expertise of a normal office worker for any setting I visit seems pretty good.

I grab it for 100 points.

With my last 100 points I shove 100 CP into martial talent via the agreement with Jump-chan.

I finalize my selections and I gain the knowledge of what Miu Picked.

"WHY DID YOU PICK WEIRDO!?" she shouts, utterly baffled. "The only thing there worth anything is the more willpower and the danger tracker!"

"I mean, the free college grade knowledge looked-"

She interrupts me, "It says here the knowledge gained was if you CHEATED to get the degree! You're getting bare basics that you already know from Akisame!"

I turned my head to the two-way radio, only to see 2 more forms along with a note that said, 'All sales are final.'

I sat down, sulking, not even trying to defend myself. "Sorry. I should have paid more attention to the wording."

"Fine." she said. "But no sex for a week."

Utter despair.

I channeled my despair into filling out the premium scaling body-mod. I grabbed it and looked at my 2300 BP.

There's a note at the top that says. 'Everything here is additive to your base abilities. Take your base abilities, and then add a normal weak squishy human. When you are done, take that squishy human, apply the effects of the bodymod to that human and then finally add those effects to the now buff human to you as a permanent effect.'

I grab everything in the basics section for -550 BP.

Then I spend 1350 on the whole peak human section, leaving me with 400 to be selective about the street fighter section.

I grab think fast and supersensory, just in case those assassins decide to snipe us from range.

With that done, I finalize it.

The radio re-appears, and jump-chan's voice comes through.

"Alrighty love birds, time for your action packed vacation number one! Have fun in Tokyo number 2, electric curse-aloo!"

We find ourselves in front of a burning dojo. Luckily despite the sign that says 'Ryozanpaku', it doesn't look even remotely similar to where Miu grew up.

I can see a corpse that was wearing Kensei's clothing,but its facial structure is completely different.

I sigh.

A solemn, "Let's go." comes from Miu.

She walks ahead and I follow.
 
3.1 New
Purple fire burns itself into the air in front of us dramatically.

Jump Quest 1: Kill Mahito before the Shibuya Incident. +200 additional BP per jump.

Jump Quest 2: Kill Kenjaku before the Shibuya Incident. A surprise Jump Supplement Doc.

Jump Quest 3: Be the strongest by defeating Satoru Gojo in a fair spar. +200 Additional CP per jump.

Jump quest 4. Permanently Kill, permanently seal, or otherwise permanently Eliminate Sukuna. +100 CP and +100 BP and +100 of any resource point for any single Jump Supplement you own or will own in the future(can be saved for later)(Recurring per jump).

Miu's angry expression flattens out and she pauses.

She looks behind her and stares me straight in the eyes with an unsure expression. "Where are we going again? Who is Mahito? Kenjaku? Gojo? Why does that last one sound impossible even if I don't know who that is?"

I arrive at her side and say, "our first goal- We need to get the attention of Satoru Gojo, who, at this point in the story, is the strongest Jujutsu sorcerer in the world. He is a 'professor' at tokyo jujutsu tech, which is the secret training ground for those who fight cursed spirits with cursed energy techniques known as Jujutsu sorcery."

She nods, "First question, why does Jujutsu sound like a bastardization of Jujitsu?"

I shrug. "No idea, Akisame would probably have an aneurysm if he was here."

She nodded, "Go on. More info about this place please."

I nodded, "My main goal here is to kill two specific cursed spirits as soon as possible. We aren't strong enough to do it yet, but it's just a matter of time before we are. The first cursed spirit we have to kill as soon as possible is a cursed spirit born from the fear of humanity's evil. His name is Mahito and he's an utter piece of shit even more evil and demented than Yuujirou."

She glares at me and begins to open her mouth, but I continue, "Yuujirou fights and kills people because he wants strong people to try to kill him. He kills people who have stopped entertaining him to inspire people to seek vengeance upon him and become strong to challenge him. He is evil, yes, very evil in fact. The most evil person of our previous world."

"How can anyone be more evil than that?!" she demands, stopping her stride to glare at me.

I calmly respond, staring straight into her eyes. "Mahito is a creature that kills people, mutilates their souls, and turns them into time bombs that attack everything they are told to attack in the most disturbing way possible. He doesn't use strength to do this, all he has to do is touch someone. They will immediately die, their souls utterly changed into something else. If he wants them to, they will pretend to be alive long enough to die in a way that will traumatize someone who loves them. If it's more impactful to everyone around, he'll just kill them instantly. He also keeps people in the form of small orbs, still alive and in absolute agony. He uses them as weapons to throw out grotesque monsters that are, while dead, and something else, in so much agony that they beg for death from the moment they start existing consciously. Do you know why this monster goes so far to do this nonsense?"

Miu, looking horrified, says, "no."

"Because.
He.
Thinks.
It's.
Fun." I stare into the distance. A look of rage on my face after stating this.

"He treats it like a game. He is so irredeemable that his existence offends me on a deep personal level."

I sigh. "The second cursed spirit we need to end as soon as possible is a cursed spirit representing the fear of losing one's mind. His name is Kenjaku and is currently using the corpse of Satoru's best friend to scheme what is basically the end of the world into existence. Make no mistake. His vessel, Suguru Geto, is already dead. No matter how convincing his act is, he is not, in fact, Suguru Geto. The worst part is we can't tell anyone this because there's literally no proof. Telling anyone about this would quickly get us labeled curse users, which are the opposite of Jujutsu Sorcerers, and instead of 5 strong assassins after us, we'd have the whole world gunning for us."

Miu nodded, and we started moving towards the bad side of town.

"Let's go get into Jujutsu tech shall we. enough talk about the evils of the world, let's go kill some evils instead."

As I walk forward A news paper slams into my face.

I tear it away, reading a few of the articles to get an idea of where we are in the timeline.

"Bingo."

'Local 4th year highschool student, Setsuko Sasaki, was caught harassing a city clerk about strange sounds at her school.'

"Looks like episode one is about to kick off. We need to get to Sugisawa Third Municipal High School. That way, we can be a part of the first episode."

I shrug, "I should probably stop treating this like a TV show, It's real life now."

"You think?" Miu sasses me.

"I do. In fact, think." I say, smirking at her smugly. I dash off before she can respond, She follows me with speed.

As we approach Sugisawa Third Municipal High School, I can feel the dread clinging to the area.

A massive cursed spirit appeared, towering over the high school, Miu tensed beside me. "Zack, what the literal hell is that thing?!"

I shrug, "not something we're here to interfere with."

Miu frowned but didn't argue as Yuji Itadori rushed headlong at the cursed spirit, only to be swatted away effortlessly back into the building.

Megumi Fushiguro then arrived, trying to attack the cursed spirit. Of course,Yuji being the self-sacrificing idiot he is, swallows sukuna's finger and tries to help, successfully killing the big fuckin' thing. Followed by Megumi's freakout, and the arrival of Gojo.

"Okay, it's time! We gotta kill something good while we are in Gojo's six-eyes range."

Ignoring the beatdown behind me, I spot a good sized cursed spirit floating around in a circle while making creepy ass noises.

I infuse myself with enough cursed energy and battle aura to be noticeable as we both charge forward and effortlessly smash the grade-two cursed spirit into purple pseudo-meat chunks which start evaporating into cursed energy soon after.

"Impressive," I heard Gojo say from behind me, his tone mild but carrying a hint of curiosity. "Though I don't recall either of you being students here."

I opened my mouth to respond, but Miu beat me to it. "Our dojo was attacked, so we went around looking for help."

Gojo's brow arched ever so slightly at the vague explanation, but he didn't press further.

Ignoring the unconscious form of Yuji Itadori being lugged beneath gojo's left arm, I said, "uhh. Sooooo. We don't really have anywhere to stay anymore. Uhh-"

He just keeps staring at me from behind that blindfold. It's really unnerving.

"You two seem like you are covered in concentrated space. I really don't think that's possible. So you mind coming with me to explain why a couple of young folks like you seem like they bathed in outer-space while literally inside of a black hole? As if they are from some other plane of existence?"

I freeze, shit, the six eyes seem more powerful than I thought. I could only give in and drop the charade. "Fine. please don't shred us down to the atomic particles we're made of, mr.Limitless Appetite for fuckin' sweets."

He raised his eyebrows even further, as his second eyebrow reached the first. "Wow, we just met, how the hell do you know that I have a ridiculous sweet tooth?"

His smirk turns predatory. Yuji begins to float as do myself and Miu. "I really gotta hear the story behind this!"

Fuck my missing bullshitting skill, and fuck everything about this situation.
 
3.2 New
Jump-chan POV
&*^!Q was panicking! She said she would only give them half the BP but what did she do?! She gave them the full value because she was making a sandwich at the same time! What happened to her multitasking capabilities? Did they implode near Saturn or something?! Fuck! This is fine she has plenty of energy to do that but it just feels like taking a crap on the rules…

Now, if only she didn't have a nagging feeling she forgot something about the void.

She went back to eating her pizza, it'd be fine.



Satoru Gojo POV
The first thing I noticed was the looks of the girl. High quality Miu Furinji cosplay, I thought.

The second thing I noticed was the dye in the clothes they were wearing were out of date by at least 15 years.

The blue in the jacket that the silver haired kid even had come from a company that closed literally 2 years after it opened in 2004!

Like wow no one would wear hand me downs that old that still looked that good it's like he just bought them!

Finally the final nail in the coffin was the particles that were slowly burning off from their bodies. 80% of them were only theorized to exist in exotic locations.

20% of them weren't even theorized at all. Like what the fuck is that atomic cluster! It's like a bunch of- there it goes. Damn.

Now let's see how these young friends react to one last thing. I rifled through my manga box, looking for a specific volume. I found it and I tossed it to the table."

"So, Howya doin' Miu Furinji? Long way from home aren't you?"

The girl tensed like I had revealed she was the murderer in a mystery series.

She opened the manga, tensing further and further as she read, but she looked more confused as she continued to read.

"The fights happened completely differently. The main character of whatever this is? He died a year before I met Zack." Her eyes darted towards her male companion who looked pissed.

"Happachai hadn't acted like that in over a year either. Not after he accidentally killed that lady when trying to stop that-." she stopped, gulped and continued elsewhere.

"If we were to replace this 'Kenichi who should already be dead' with Zack, from my perspective the fights- they happened in a much shorter timespan, for different reasons, and with much different results." she said.

She stopped at certain points expecting something horrible to happen by the look on her face, and looked confused when she reached the final page.

She slammed the volume down on the table, causing cracks to appear in the metal "Also, where the hell is Hanma to ruin everything on the 13th day of the story?"



Zack POV
The asshole's smirk widened even further as she said Hanma.

He raised a finger to wait and he grabbed 3 volumes.

"You mean this Hanma?" with a picture of Baki on the cover.

Miu grit her teeth,"No."

"What about this Hanma?" Gojo mocked. An even more muscular man with blonde hair in a really short hairstyle.

I scowled at him, as Miu's expression got worse.

"Okay I think I know which Hanma now!" He grabbed another volume though, just to be an asshole.

"Was it this Hanma?" Style Ki and Battle Aura erupted around Miu, I could only do the same despite fearing this asshole, I really wanted to punch him.

Despite our massive strength being enhanced by everything we had, we couldn't even get close to him. I added our new cursed energy to the mix, barely knowing how to use it, Miu doing the same.

I knew we'd never get closer to hitting that smug face. But I just couldn't stand him mocking us like this.

Mocking Miu's suffering like this.

Gojo nodded, and then said "Okay, fine. Sorry. Just calm down, I was just having too much fun."

We kept throwing punches. "Okay, shit, sorry, I really fucked up didn't I?"

5 minutes later we were still going full bore. "Just… uhh. Can we? Sit down? Look! I'm sorry! What can I do to make it up to you? God, what the hell happened to you guys?"

Miu's hands began to slow as she realized she would never hit him. She wasn't tired physically, but I could tell she was emotionally drained.

She sat down and looked at her lap and I wrapped my arm around her.

The room was a mess, the table was in the corner, the chairs that were bolted to the ground a moment ago were askew, and Gojo looked ashamed.

"Okay, I'm just gonna get you two a nice hotel room and bolt. You can contact me by this number. I won't ask about your past anymore cus, shit, that was- you know what I'm gonna stop talking." He handed me a card and pulled out his phone, and exited the room.

I was numb as a taxi took us to a hotel.

I was numb as we entered a fancy room no less fancy than Majima's

I stopped being numb when Miu said.

"Make me forget about everything tonight. Please."



Gojo POV
I should have known I fucked up when I handed her the manga and she looked at her own smile like she couldn't fathom having that kind of smile.

I should have known I fucked up when she saw her interactions with Kenichi in the manga with disgust like she could barely recognise herself.

I should have stopped messing around when she mentioned Hanma. A person from a completely different series. What the hell would a Hanma with Dou Ki do to a world like that?

But I sense 3 different energies besides cursed energy in those strikes. 1 energy of theirs even had 3 different flavors or varieties of the same energy.

Now what would Yuujirou Hanma do with multiple different kinds of Ki, in a world like that?

Whatever the fuck he wanted that's what.

I sighed, by the look on her face when she saw Hayato, her grandfather is probably dead.

Somehow.

Then that absolute unyielding rage and hate like looking past me to someone else.

Probably Yuujirou Hanma.

God, I didn't just press their trauma button, I smashed it into the console.

"Fuck." I siad.

I shouldn't have treated them like characters in a story that were amusing to me, I already knew they were real.

They were right in front of me.

"Fucking shit." I put my face in my hands and just thought about how I could salvage this.
 
3.3 New
Zack Hammers POV


June 5th, 2018, Tokyo, Gojo clan owned Hotel, 25th floor, executive suite 69.
My eyes opened, I looked to the side to see Miu's gently sleeping expression.

I smiled to myself.

But then I remember the clusterfuck that was yesterday.

I seriously can't believe that motherfucker.

He was expecting canon Miu, sure, but he didn't even consider what could cause Miu to cling to someone who clearly wasn't Kenichi.

He really should have realized that despite looking like the Miu he was familiar with in a story that he read, would be different if she had different experiences.

Now, due to his insensitivity and needling personality, I have until July 9th to convince Miu to sign up for Tokyo Jujutsu tech despite the horrible impression Gojo gave.

The semester starts on the 23rd but we really need to give them 14 days notice.

I tried to get up to shower, Miu's eyes snapped open with a look of terror on her face.

Damn, she had a nightmare again. I embraced her as she looked around in panic and started sobbing. "It's okay, don't worry, I'm here, We're not in Kuryu town, nothing is happening. I'm here."


One hour and thirty minutes later, Tokyo city streets,
It took me about 30 minutes to calm Miu down and get ready, 30 minutes to leave the hotel and 30 minutes for MIu to convince me that having Gojo as a teacher would be good if he wasn't such an asshole.

That joining tokyo jujutsu tech would be good if Kenjaku wouldn't know our every move and ability.

That going through the system would be good if it wasn't utterly corrupted by an entire third of the clans responsible for Jujutsu society.

Sadly the latter cases on all three of those things are not true so those options are technically extremely bad.

So first, we need money for a lot of things.

Money for an identity, Money for a place to stay, money for new clothes that don't look out of style by 13 years.

Money for a lot of things.

So I guess we just needed a ton of money.

We passed by an ATM, and I had a good idea.

A devilish Idea, that just required me not to be seen by the ATM camera.

"I think I have an Idea, Miu. Wait here."

Miu nodded and I saw her watch as I approached the ATM from the side.

Upon being close enough to stand next to it-

I put my hand next to the machine and I opened the 2 foot long opening of my Hammer space.

I glided my hand from bottom to top, but I got more than I bargained for.

Yes, I got the money, the compartment where the bills were held was directly at the midpoint of the machine.

Sadly, so were the electronics that made the damn thing work above and below it.

The machine sparked and an alarm went off.

Miu's eyes widened and she bolted the same second I did.

Luckily we were about 14 times faster than peak humans at this point so all we had to really do was not somehow get faster than our max speed by 32 Kilometers per hour.

We literally were in the next district over and ordering a soda by the time anyone would go to check out that alarm.

I checked my hammerspace inventory and saw a bunch of assorted electronics. Most of them broke because they fell in so abruptly and disconnected, causing electricity to ruin them.

I checked my infinite wallet, and discovered 2.8 million yen.

I whistled, that's around 18000 USD for my formerly american brain.

I looked up to notice Miu was frowning at me.

"Don't worry MIu, they're insured."

Her frown deepened. "There was a camera literally pointing right at you from across the street when you did that."

"Well, I guess I need to go around wearing a hat and sunglasses now so I'll look as shady as I actually am." I smirked.

She stared.

"If someone tries to arrest us we can just run and we'll be a few blocks over before they can react."

She smirked, "Idiot, why do I love you again?"

Before I could open my mouth, she answered herself. "Oh right! It's because you're hot and sexy, you like the same things I do, you comfort me when I'm sad, you protect me when I'm overwhelmed, you fight by my side with skill, you comfort me even when I'm freaking out over something that happened in another world, you flirt with me, you have a really big dick, your really good in bed…"

My mouth was opening and closing, not sure where she was going with this.

Her gaze grew thunderous. "But none of that will matter if-"

I probably just fucked up.

"You lead Satoru fucking Gojo right fucking towards us!" She finished, as another very familiar voice was heard.

"Hey there, you cute little delinquents!" Satoru Gojo said, chipper and irritating as always.


Satoru Fucking Gojo POV
They left my family's hotel the second they woke up, which probably means they want to take it solo, which since I vouched for them is a big problem.

I haven't even gotten a chance to apologize yet and I feel really bad.

My suspicions are only confirmed when they don't talk about their plans until they are out of the hotel and at a cafe. They don't order anything and simply talk about their plans.

The Miu girl, quickly convinces the guy going by zack, which I still haven't gotten his last name, to go it solo and that's a bad thing because it's my rep on the line here despite it only being a small amount I can recover by doing a couple jobs for the people I pissed off by recommending them.

I like having all my good reputation, thanks.

I watch as the silver haired dumbass, which describes more than one person in this situation, but it's Zack this time, I swear, uses some kind of bend in space to grab the cash and break the ATM.

He immediately realizes he fucked up and runs away at about the speed of a 1st grade sorcerer when they are trying hard.

I bend space so that it's simple to follow them while maintaining my refraction of light.

They sit down and start talking.

I remove the refraction of light from my limitless, just as the Silver haired menace says,

"If someone tries to arrest us we can just run and we'll be a few blocks over before they can react."

Miu furinji's eyes darted to mine and I smirked.

Okay, I didn't need to hear the last two, but.

"But none of that will matter if You lead Satoru fucking Gojo right fucking towards us!" she finishes, and that's my cue.

I said, "Hey there, you cute little delinquents!" as smugly as possible.
 
3.4 New
Zack POV
Refusing to rise to his level, I just glare at him.

A few moments later, Gojo's smirk cramps noticeably.

His arms that were spread wide this whole time as if in a dramatic reveal dropped to his sides as his stupid smirk dropped.

"Uhh. Listen, I'm sorry about last night, I was too caught up in the idea of two fictional characters escaping a story to enter what seems like another- based on your knowledge of of my sweet tooth-"

I glare harder.

"Okay! Okay! No more digging for info! Gotcha! I really am sorry!" He exclaimed.

"You don't seem like it," Miu pipes up from beside me. "You keep fucking doing it."

He flinches visibly and looks away.

Seeming to realize this line of conversation will go back to hell if he doesn't change the subject, that's just what he does.

"Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It's just that my curiosity is a major flaw of mine when applied to things that are dangerous." I noticed he wanted to say more, but stopped himself before he could make us angrier. "Can you forgive me enough to at least listen to a proposal?" He finishes.

"Fine, but don't expect a positive response or even an answer right away." Miu says in a no-nonsense tone.

I nod in support beside her.

He quickly explains the structure of jujutsu society, noticing that only Miu is listening intently while I only listen to things that were left out in the series.

"So, will you two join Jujutsu Tech?"

I frown, and sensing my mood, Miu answers for me.

"We'll think about it."

He sighs, and then nods. "Well, you have about a month to decide. Make sure you make your decision before the 9th of july." he stands up and begins to walk off.

"Before I go. Can you give me one piece of info? About my anime version from when I was younger?" he asks, coming to the wrong conclusion.

After all, most anime would take place close to the time they were made in if they weren't sci-fi, fantasy, or Isekai.

"Was I the protagonist?" he asked with a smirk, seemingly already knowing the answer.

I nod, not daring to speak due to the weird lack of my social based and deception skills.

He grins, "I knew it." and begins to walk away, then appearing to shift into a swift movement and move away.

If I still had those skills, I probably would have maxed out lying by omission.

I sighed, and stood up. "Miu, let's go find some scumbags to get us some fake identities."

She smiles and looks at me. "As long as we don't set off any more alarms. I really think Gojo would stop using kid-gloves if we kept being 'Delinquents.' Mr. Grand theft ATM."

I nodded, "I'll be more careful. Also I know where the cash is stored in the machine now, so next time I'll just be able to drain it dry without breaking it."

She shrugs. "We'll see."

4 hours later,

We arrived in what would have been Kamurocho entertainment district in our world, and instead found Kabukicho entertainment district.

Disregarding the strange change of name for the district, we soon found our way to the less reputable part of the district. Despite looking fancy, Men in suits with obvious hidden weapons, mostly illegal fire-arms and knives strapped to themselves. Moving as fast as possible, we disarm them without them noticing, Removing the magazine and popping the chamber of each one in the area in a blitz of speed. We put back the weapons where they were without a single bullet within, and approach them.

I walk up with my nice black suit, Miu wearing a sexy red dress.

"Hello friends, we have business with your boss. I'm certain the Tojo clan can appreciate some good business."

"Get the fuck out of here you stupid-" Within moments I'm in his face with him on the ground, his arm hyper-extended.

channeling my best Majima, I speak. "Now, I know that you small timers with your little bronze tags think your big little shits, but you aren't even a silver member of the tojo clan." I flick, the little bronze tag with the emblem of the tojo clan that is attached to his shirt with the most devil may cry contempt I can manage.

"But unless I see a Silver member of the Tojo clan some time soon," I hold out my hand and Miu hands me a knife with a smile on her face. "Well, I can be a bit persuasive." I hear clicking and confused mutters around me.

In the corner of my eyes I see Miu twirling one of the full magazines in her hand, before pocketing it with the side-pocket of her dress. Anyone inspecting that pocket will find it empty due to her just slipping it into our pocket space.

"Now, Friend, are we gonna make a deal or am I gonna remove a thumb of yours?"

10 minutes later, a man in a much fancier suit comes to get us his tag is a shiny silver.

He leads us to an area without cameras.

"We need confirmation of a lack of wiring before we can continue." He pulls out a device that seems to create a lot of static.

I nod, and he waves it around every inch of our bodies.

He smiles and then speaks when he finishes.

"What can I do for you young dragons?" The man asks, a genial smile on his face.

"We seem to have lost our ID's in the mail. If you could retrieve said ID's and insert them into the correct locations, we would be very grateful to the Tojo clan. We would be quite willing to make a donation to the Tojo clan if you can find us someone willing to do this service in a quick and thorough manner."

He nods with a smile. "How thorough would you like us to be in retrieving your ID's from the mail?" He asks.

"I'm sure that the Tojo clan can use their best. I trust them to correct any mismanagement in Databases and losses in warehouses. If they can put them in the proper places so that no questions are asked at all when inspections are made, we would be extremely happy."

He nods, "This can be done, I'll bring you to our gold member ID expert if you can tell me your budget."

I grin at him. "Well, as we are not versed in the local prices of this service, I'm sure an expert such as yourself can give us a reasonable range."

He nods, and says, "A donation of 750k should be sufficient for one retrieval."

I smile. "Seems like a reasonable quote for such a good service. I think we'll take two."

He waves his hand for us to follow him and turns around.

He doesn't check to see if we actually have the money, probably trusting the reputation of this world's Tojo clan to be enough to dissuade us from trying to mess around.

I mean we aren't going to stiff them, but we are actually strong enough to do so.

We obviously aren't going to say that though.

We follow behind him swiftly.

30 minutes later.

We arrive at a pachinko parlor and are ushered into the back.

"Riku, sir, with great respect I bring you some customers who want the maximum service and are willing to pay full price for it."

A man in a gaudy red suit with sharp eyes slowly raises his bald head to meet our eyes. His thin frame is incredibly solid, seeming to hide strong muscle beneath.

The silver member of the Tojo clan who brought us here leaves to guard the room.

I hand him the details of the identities we want to forge with the info we want inside.

We leave the locations for our birth town and info about families up to him, but we make sure that our identities match our names and that we grew up in the same town and that our families died when we were 16.

Oh, and we're 18 now apparently.

Miu insisted that we be husband and wife at first, but I convinced her to make us fiance's by bribing her with a nice wedding in the future.

This girl moves too fast, but I do genuinely love her.

She just seems to love me a lot more for some reason.

I will never tell her that she loves me more than I do her though, that's a recipe for a knife in the back of my spine while I'm sleeping.

We pay him half with a promise of the rest when we get our ID's and documents.

For 20k more yen get directions to a hotel that won't ask for ID and get a really nice room.

Without the reserved 750k for paying the rest to get our ID's. We only have 175000 Yen left to spend, but soon, we'll have our ID's and we can move around more normally.

Despite that, I'm still gonna rob every ATM I can as long as a camera isn't pointed at it.


The next day and staking out about 10 ATMs later.
Why the fuck does every ATM have at least one camera pointed at it?!

I pause, and then realize something.

I pick up a few pebbles and stealthily smash all 3 cameras with them. Following which, I sneak up beside the ATM, grab the cash with my hammer space, and bolt before anyone notices. The alarm doesn't go off and there are no sparks.

I grin. Why the fuck didn't I think of this sooner?!

20 minutes later, I had about 60 million yen in my wallet.

Now you can call me Dr. Supreme theft ATM.

Actually don't.
 
3.5 New
Zack POV
June 15th.

Despite the fact the bodymod made it so I didn't have to brush my teeth or shower, I still did it.

It made me feel like I wasn't something weird like some kind ki-based of martial artist who can juggle cars.

Even if that's exactly what I was, sometimes, I just wanted to feel normal.

I finished getting ready, and put on a generic doctor coat, A black fedora with a pink feather wrapped in a rainbow colored cloth.

I put on the badge that said "Dr. Supreme Theft ATM™" and walked out the door as miu looked on amused.

Putting on the rainbow colored fake bearded mustache and the rainbow colored wig that I almost forgot, I put the hat back on, and smiled.

You see, if you rob enough of the same thing, they start doing stake-outs
.
Yesterday I felt a hostile gaze as I approached the atm I was going to rob, so I passed by it and moved on.

I went to another ATM and the same thing happened. So that day, instead of robbing ATMs I looked around the area of those ATMs and found multiple plain-clothes detectives just staring at the ATMs.

So I immediately decided to fuck with them.

I went around the city and bought a bearded mustache at a party store multiple districts away.

A doctor's coat at a costume party supply store even further away.

A fedora at a hat shop closer, but not close enough to track.

And finally a length of cloth of multiple colors to wrap my fedora along with multiple feathers of different colors at an arts and crafts store on the opposite side of the city.

I had my badge made, laminated it myself, and donned it.

I terrorized them using this appearance for the entire rest of the day.

I netted another 400 million Yen that day, so I felt pretty good about myself.

I passed by the latest ATM, twirling around officers demanding I get on the ground or surrender or put my hands on my head.

I gave my head multiple pats in the way that the mocking Frenchmen did in monty python in the holy grail and moved towards the ATM as they ineffectually tried to stop me.

I tried to empty the ATM but I got a surprise.

My watertight perk came in handy as neon bankers paint failed to move into my hammerspace.

I shrugged.

Acting as offended as humanly possible I shouted. "Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark is not amused! Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark shall now proceed to rob ATMs in OTHER districts! But now, Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark will prioritize ATMs near police stations and donut shops!"

I moved in a burst of speed that was just below the speed of sound and kept my promise.


Head detective Ido Tekenome

"Motherfucker! We had him!" I shouted as he sped off. Seriously! What the fuck! How does he keep disappearing like that?

My partner seemed to stare at me with a deadpan. "We really didn't have him, sir, he was clearly just playing with us."

I grit my teeth and shoved my face in my hands. "I know! I know we didn't actually have him! How are we even supposed to catch a clearly supernatural criminal?! We literally have no leads to who he might be! Nobody even knows what he looks like! Yes, pink hair is common for japanese citizens, Green hair is common for Japanese citizens, black hair is the most common hair color in japan, but that wig has literally EVERY color! There's no such thing! We checked local stores that sell that type of wig and beard and mustache combo. NOTHING! Nobody bought a doctor coat in the area that even came close to the stature of the perp! Every part of his outfit hasn't been purchased in any of the local districts! We might as well throw in the fucking towel!"


Zack POV
I arrived at the hotel after switching out of my disguise while underneath a bridge that didn't have any surveillance.

Man, this hammerspace comes in clutch!

Before I arrive in the elevator, I am stopped by a man wearing a diamond Tojo clan pin on his immaculate suit. "Sir, the director of the Tojo clan would like to meet with you. He told me you would say no, unless you read this letter though."

He handed me a letter, and I opened it.

"Dear my extremely amusing disciple from another dimension. When I said everywhere, I really meant EVERYWHERE.

-Goro Majima

Head Director of the Tojo clan.

P.S. try to use your Observe thingy. Once you get it once, you can't not know how to do it. Trust me."

I stare at the letter in disbelief.

I try to use the 'observe' ability without the gamer on the Executive in front of me.

It takes a few seconds but-

Himichi Wanzo
Titles: (Tojo Clan Executive.) ( New Mad Dog of the Tojo Clan.)
Himichi Wanzo used to hate his name due to it sounding like the kanji for the sound a dog makes when barking. That is until the former mad dog of the Tojo Clan trained him to fight like him. Now that his bite is bigger than his bark. He will do anything that Goro Majima asks of him.


Stranger things have happened to me.

Probably.

"I'll get Miu and then I'll come on over." I say.

He nods, and stands to the side to wait for me.


Local Goro Majima POV.
It had been over millions of years ago. I hadn't forgotten what I did that long ago- but honestly, every Majima knows in their soul what they are.

It's buried deep within them

The story goes like this.

A man named Majima, so obsessed with seeking out the strong and bringing them to their peak, through that obsession, gets to the peak themselves. But then they realize. The peak is boring.

In their madness, they use all their money to find a way to find another mountain.

They succeed, through different methods, but every one of them eventually succeeds.

Upon seeing that other mountain, they see other Majimas.

Those Majimas link up mentally, they do that.

Over.

And over.

And over.

Until one Goro Majima is so different from another that instead of reaching the peak through martial arts, they reach it through style ki.

That Goro Majima eventually links with a Goro Majima with other power systems.

He continues to do that-

Until he is truly everywhere.

An eternity of Majima.

A hive mind of oneself.

One goal.

Every Majima-.




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