Murderhobo of Nod
The Antisocial Alpaca
@Nanimani
Gabby, if anything, was a woman of tact and coolness---
---That's why, at this very crucial, critical, first encounter; she displayed none of these traits and panicked, like a spineless chicken. Squealing in abject mortal terror, she froze, slumping down into a squat while simultaneously covering her head protectively from whatever Satan she had foolishly unleashed from the very bowels of the holy grail.
What felt like forever, past in a few awkward breaths. Feeling a sudden urge to peek, she found herself staring at a woman. Wait--- "I-I-I d-did, right-t?" Gabby, a woman, who never did anything right, had done the unthinkable: summoning a heroic servant! Terror made way for triumph and joy, ecstatic she lept, and. . . immediately came to regret that decision as her stomach revolted against her.
But, that was okay, Gabby has summon her---
Wait. Her?! That couldn't be right? Something was amiss. Gabby's servant had to be male. A guy. A hot guy. Not a chica. It will make her adventure all weird and going in directions she rather didn't want to go, so yes, it had to be a pretty, effeminate, bishonen type-guy. That's okay.
Gabby would be fine with that.
Her servant spoke up in a surprisingly feminine voice. Ignoring the signs that may offend her sensibilities, Gabby shakily stood up, and sighed. Bad mood, already? Uuh--- how to break this to him.
"Aah--- I'm broke-er the economy of Greece, but I have the party van. At least!" Scratching the back of her head sheepishly, probably trying dismiss any of her. . . shortcomings, under the rug.
Hopefully.
Maybe.
"Uh, look, I mean, this place is abit. . . I dunno, Izu? Inu? Iku? Ikuui? Isn't really the best in terms of real estate, seeing as they're pretty much fishing holes. That smell like shitsushi. I'm not sure, how, exactly, but a house is a non-issue, I guess? I mean. . . 'acquiring' one."
Shifting her stance to be more comfortable, Gabby went back to her confident posturing.
"Aah, call me Gabby, short for Gabrielle."
". . . Your class?"
For love of god, don't be a Caster, oh god, please!
Gabby, if anything, was a woman of tact and coolness---
---That's why, at this very crucial, critical, first encounter; she displayed none of these traits and panicked, like a spineless chicken. Squealing in abject mortal terror, she froze, slumping down into a squat while simultaneously covering her head protectively from whatever Satan she had foolishly unleashed from the very bowels of the holy grail.
What felt like forever, past in a few awkward breaths. Feeling a sudden urge to peek, she found herself staring at a woman. Wait--- "I-I-I d-did, right-t?" Gabby, a woman, who never did anything right, had done the unthinkable: summoning a heroic servant! Terror made way for triumph and joy, ecstatic she lept, and. . . immediately came to regret that decision as her stomach revolted against her.
But, that was okay, Gabby has summon her---
Wait. Her?! That couldn't be right? Something was amiss. Gabby's servant had to be male. A guy. A hot guy. Not a chica. It will make her adventure all weird and going in directions she rather didn't want to go, so yes, it had to be a pretty, effeminate, bishonen type-guy. That's okay.
Gabby would be fine with that.
Her servant spoke up in a surprisingly feminine voice. Ignoring the signs that may offend her sensibilities, Gabby shakily stood up, and sighed. Bad mood, already? Uuh--- how to break this to him.
Red eyes swept up as she looked the new Master over, and Monster sighed. "You know, this would almost be funny if it weren't so sad. The worst thing is I can't even be angry at you; it's not your fault a better class wasn't available." She bent down, picking the teapot up almost reverently, and looked around the clearing, not bothering to pay much more attention to her Master. "So, I can't help but notice the lack of a roof. Tell me you have a house. I'm not just going to squat in the woods for however long this takes; I'm in a bad mood already."
"Aah--- I'm broke-er the economy of Greece, but I have the party van. At least!" Scratching the back of her head sheepishly, probably trying dismiss any of her. . . shortcomings, under the rug.
Hopefully.
Maybe.
"Uh, look, I mean, this place is abit. . . I dunno, Izu? Inu? Iku? Ikuui? Isn't really the best in terms of real estate, seeing as they're pretty much fishing holes. That smell like shitsushi. I'm not sure, how, exactly, but a house is a non-issue, I guess? I mean. . . 'acquiring' one."
Shifting her stance to be more comfortable, Gabby went back to her confident posturing.
"Aah, call me Gabby, short for Gabrielle."
". . . Your class?"
For love of god, don't be a Caster, oh god, please!