(OOC: Apologies for the long wait. Just went to black belt camp this past weekend and had a bout of sinus infection. Good news is that I'm six months away from my black belt test, and a year from my official black belt.
If you can't imagine me happy or joyful, please look at this image here. So, without further ado.
I'll get on with it.)
[X] Check the sole of your feet to see if you maybe have or have not squashed a few tiny humans in recent times.
- If yes, "Well fuck me." and run and pray and stuff and maybe barbie miiiiight help you?
- If no, "This has honestly been the strangest day I have ever had. I had a crotch, once. C-Can anyone tell me what's going on? With words. Not sharp, deadly looking things."
The stench of death reminding you of the nearby copse, you start to slowly walk backwards with your hands up in a warding position.
The tiny people just continue to stare at you. The two older ones seem to have gotten their shock and fear under control and seem to stare at you with a stern look, cold anger it seems, their hands gripping the hilts of their blades tightly. The blond one seems to still have curiosity and fear written over his face.
'As long as I don't do anything stupid and remain calm, everything should turn out fine...' you say to yourself. 'As long as I don't sit on any small person or step---'
You stop in your tracks and widen your eyes.
You slowly look down, in apprehension and fear....and raise your left foot to look at the bottom of it.
....
You sigh and relax. No tiny corpse there.
Fear sets back in as you raise the other foot.
...
Good. Nothing but a dirty pair of feet.
Looking at the tiny people once more, you start to pedal backwards again.
Mostly, their faces have remained the same...well, except for the slightly cocked eyebrows.
'Communicate. Communicate. I have to communicate.' you say in your head.
"This has honestly been the strangest day I have ever had." you try to say with a calm voice, yet you know they can probably hear the slight high pitch.
Their faces don't change.
You look down. "I had a crotch, once." You look back up, as you continue to step backwards slowly.
You swallow all the saliva in your mouth and speak quickly with a slight stutter. "C-Can anyone tell me what's going on? With words. Not sh-sharp, deadly looking things."
Again, their faces don't change.
"Please?" You pathetically utter.
Suddenly you feel your left foot step on something warm and slightly hard, and before you know it, there's the sound of a large squelch, rip, and crunch. Your foot feels undeniably wet and slippery, and suddenly it loses traction with the ground as it slides out in front of you along with chunks of whatever you stepped on.
With no more proper support, you fall on your back.
As your lower back and rear hits the something that is also "warm and slightly hard." Without even half of a second passing, it too makes a large squelch, rip, and crunch sound as the force of your fall crushes it.
A slight thud shakes your head, as your upper back manages to hit the ground, missing whatever it is you tripped on.
Now, your rear, lower back, and left foot feel undeniably wet....and very warm, maybe even hot.
'Did I just break a bone? Am I bleeding?'
Thoughts along this line quickly enter your mind, existing only shortly before you dismiss the idea.
Your quick observation has noted a disturbingly lack of pain. Yes, breaking bones and bleeding involves pain. Either you're in shock or...
Suddenly, the stench of the corpse wafts into your noise with much more force than earlier, reminding you once again, that someone has died recently, and it is fully blocking out whatever thoughts you were having. Its smell is worse than any garbage dump, paper mill, or public restroom you've had the unfortune to sample.
You open your eyes, and try to crane your neck up. Your eyes focus on something slightly to the left.
A skeletal like face with muscles adorning it greets you.
.....
"Oh, that's what I fell on...." you utter out loud.
.....
Suddenly you let out a small scream, and frantically try to get up. Trying to gain support, you plant your right hand into the nearest bit of ground.
Squelch. Crack.
As you sit up, you've realized that if this corpse wasn't a ken doll person like you....he probably is now.
You scream slightly again.
Still focusing on standing, you manage to get back up, and quickly you turn around.
You find that, yes, you did break a bone. Lot's of bones.
Just not any of yours.
Behind you is the flattened remains of the corpse's torso, and its crushed pelvis. You did such a good job with flattening the torso, that you've piratically beheaded the cadaver, only strings of what's left of the spinal chord and neck muscles are attaching the head to the, once a torso, now a fleshy pancake piece of bloody sludge. What you stepped on is the corpses right arm, in which you've managed to shatter and flatten the elbow, chunks of the once usable joint lying about the ground.
You've also noticed that the corpse has somehow reached a new level of decay. All the skin is gone...and before your eyes, you can see that the muscle-like flesh too is dissolving into steam.
You feel like screaming but manage to hold it in, your eyes watering....from the smell you tell yourself.
'People are not suppose to be that fragile! Not at all!'
Looking at yourself, you find that yes, those wet areas are soiled with blood. As you watch, the blood on your right hand is wafting into steam too...
'Nice to know I don't have to clean it.' you manage to think while you suppress the mental urge to hyperventilate or vomit.
'I knew Ken dolls could break easily...but I didn't think the metaphor would translate like this!' you inwardly shout.
You think that this could be you in a few moments if you upset those tiny people.
You slowly turn around, the feeling of dread is clearly apparent on your face.
The tiny people look at you, their faces unreadable.
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....
A long moment of silence is in the air as you stare at them, the fear on your face becoming more palpable.
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....
Suddenly, the two older ones slowly chuckle.
They then start to openly laugh.
Before long, they are completely guffawing.
...
Awkwardly, you start to laugh with them too. Not that anything was actually funny though. You just fell on a corpse and are now smeared in blood, how is that hilarious? You're just laughing in the meager attempt that maybe the feeling of horror will evaporate out your body just like the blood is magically evaporating off your skin.
Of course that doesn't happen though.
Within a minute of this, the younger one is trying to hush them...you think? All you can hear is Japanese and German mixed in a garble again.
The one with the bandana and beard replies to the young blond, with mirth in his voice, before tightening the grip on his swords and urging his horse to walk in your direction. His face loses his mirth and a stern look grips it once again. He says something again in languages you can't understand.
With his intention clear, you try to back up as much as you can without falling again.
Luckily, The blond one starts to speak very loudly while shaking his head, riding his horse directly in the bandana one's path to you, saving you from having to make any decisions at the moment.
Bandana starts to yell back towards the blond.
The blond replies back, almost shouting. He clearly says the word English again in one of his sentences. At least you think there are multiple sentences.
The one with the pony tail is looking between the two men with indecisiveness on his face.
Bandana sneers, saying the word English like if it was a joke. His face becomes red, he points at you with his sword, and starts yelling loud, as if he's trying to make sure you can hear him. Again, the word English is said a few times too. He also says another word.
A word that is repeated so many times now in the overall conversation, that you think you just managed to catch it. Kyojin. Whatever that means.
Blond starts to yell now too, his face red, and he also points to you, without a sword in his hand you note. Again. Kyojin is repeated along with words that you cannot make out. The word English is in there too.
This goes on for a few minutes, the two yelling at each other, each awkwardly pointing at you.
Before long, there is a moment in the incomprehensible argument in which Blond has spoken for a rather long time, quietness reigns the area.
Bandana sighs, loosens the tight grip on his blades, and nods, and replies with something very short and rough.
Blond nods, and turns toward you. His face a mixture of emotion. Fear, excitement, and uncertainty.
He manages to bring up a face of determination, before stopping his horse just a foot away from you, at least from your perspective.
A sentence of pure Japanese comes out of his mouth very slowly.
He waits.
And waits.
Deciding that now is a good time to give him some input, you shake your head.
With a knowing nod, he starts to speak a sentence of pure German.
You again, shake your head.
He nods once more.
He points to you, and in a very accented voice says "You...speak...English?"
You frantically nod and smile.
A smile comes to his face. "You...understand" He points to himself. "me?"
Again, you nod.
'Finally, things are looking up.' you think.
The Blonde loses his smile for a second and in pure apprehension asks you. "Do..you....eat....people?"
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'What?'
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'WHAT!?!'
[ ] No!!!! I don't eat people....What? Why?....
Do you eat people?
[ ]
People are friends. Not food.
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Only with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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