则事是四死尸的事: This Matter is One of Four Dead Bodies

Jemnite

CVN-69 Fella
Location
清源书院
Academy of the Righteous Heroes Who Slay the Monsters, Capital of Peace

"...and reward Imperial favor with faithful service." The director finishes his speech. The old man looks tired, too old many wrinkles on his old worn face, his beard too thin and wisp and white. The drooping flaps on his official's headdress are matched by his drooping shoulders and dropping posture. His whole body seems to be drooping towards his waist. The sword slide into the belt of his robes doesn't match his image at all.

"Director," one the guards salutes him, open left palm, closed right fist. "Please." He motions towards the door and waits patiently as the headmaster follows two other guards out of the classroom. As his compatriots leave him behind, he rises from his salute and looks across the classroom at the face of all the new students- not prospective, but students in full- of freshmen squadron two. Seated in squad order, left to right, two squads in the front row and three in the back row, they form little huddled groups that are easy enough to identify.

"Please wait here." The guard says. "An attendant will be here shortly to lead you to your accommodations." Then, he too is off through the door to freshmen squadron three's classroom where the headmaster will be giving the same speech for a third time.

Directly to the left of squad two is squad one. Liu Xiaotai, styled Fengyun, and Hong Linqi, styled Taiwu, are nestled right up to the left of squad two. The tanned skinned latter girl with the lustrous back hair and the eyes of piercing blue is one of the few brazen and/or foolish enough to actually have refused to leave their weapons at the door. She clings onto her long Ji as if it were the arm of her lover, her dirty worn leather boots up on the desk. Clearly she is not one for manners.

The former, Xiaotai, lays his face on the desk as if he were dead. He slumped over immediately after the headmaster had left the room and now shows absolutely no signs of wanting to be amongst the living. From short glimpses were caught of him, he seemed the ideal Imperial Scion, with the same regal golden eyes of the Imperial line and a set of pretty distinguished features that matched the expensive looking fur lined silk robes he wore. He cast a pretty stoic and dignified image, at least before he spent the entirely of the moments before the headmaster walked in playing governess to Linqi and trying to make her at least attempt a look of propriety before the most powerful person in the entire Academy.

The other two of squad one are father to the left and partially hidden behind their squadmates, away from squad two's prying eyes. Li Yiang, styled Qichuang, seems to be busy doodling with a piece of charcoal the boy produced from nowhere. The other, Nangcheng styled Daoming, merely watches over the other with the occasional addition by her slim white finger.

The other three squads behind squad two seem more or less in order. Kong Xiaozhi, styled Xuantai, seems to have exerted authority far more effectively than Xiaotai and managed to somehow get almost everyone in the back row to behave more or less. The seats from behind squad two seem to have been listening with great attention to the headmaster's speech- so ardently that the swish-swish of Cai Yu's, styled Jique, head nodding on every other full sentence of the headmaster's was even audible from the row in front. The only exception to that rule is the soft murmuring of Liu Ren, styled Xiaoji, as she dozes off on the shoulder of her older twin brother Liu Xin, styled Tongde. She looked especially worn as she entered the classroom, her golden eyes flittering between half open and shut with every step she took. Of her squadmates, Dong Que, styled Renye, has been sending a pretty piercing look at the backs of squad two for a while now, so much that even with their backs to him they can feel it. The cold black-eyed boy with the sharp brow had been the only one with a completely blank expression when squad five arrived in time to see the aftermath of the formation of squad two and the look in his eyes had been uncanny.

A few moments pass as the students in the classroom begin to stir from their fugue state under the oppressive gaze of the headmaster. A fresh breath of air. Those half asleep awaken. Those dead inside begin to revitalize. Then the door slams open and a familiar Jiangshi corpse puppet walks into the room on delicate steps.

"Freshman squadron two, I am here to lead you to your-" The great undead maiden beauty, clad in robes of light but flowing silk begins before she freezes at a familiar sight. Her piercing eyes lock onto squad two with precision accuracy so much that the whole room can follow her gaze. The heads of the room turn as the air grows tense.

And Hong Linqi attempts to muffle a derisive snort behind her hand, a amused look clear in her eyes.

@Laplace @Unimaginative @Suzu @Estro
 
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She clings onto her long Ji as if it were the arm of her lover, her dirty worn leather boots up on the desk. Clearly she is not one for manners.
There is Hong Taiwu and then there is Shi Shishi. The former bandit sits at his chair like a sack of grain, only upright in the vaguest sense. Splotches of dirt and dust still coat his skin, almost like a map. His head lolls listlessly on the back of his chair, staring vacantly at the ceiling. When the door slammed open, Shi slowly meets the doll's stare as if he hadn't threatened to stuff her in a sack a few hours ago.
 
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"A wise hunter sleeps with one eye open" - such was an old proverb of her people, and Turgul took it to heart in a rather unorthodox way. In her mind, if sleeping with one eye open was good, then keeping both eyes open was even better, and so, she perfected the ability to remain visibly awake even when asleep. The only way to find that the girl was, in fact, not awake was to listen to the rhythmic sound she was making, a sound that she would never admit to be snoring.

The ability to sleep in such a manner helped her a lot during the long hunts, but even this skill needed to be perfected - a fact Turgul learned through personal experience. To cut a long story short, she eventually learned to feel any kind of ill intent aimed at her in such a state. A mauling or two were enough to teach her this much.

Therefore, when the doll girl looked at her, realizing who exactly the people under her watch were, she involuntary awakened Turgul from her slumber. In her drowsiness, the nomad's already below-average language skills took a nosedive, and her first reply was simple.

"Sack girl!" she said in her special manner, using a pair of lungs that was more used to shouting at people from kilometers away.
 
"Sack girl!" she said in her special manner, using a pair of lungs that was more used to shouting at people from kilometers away.
Four things happen in quick conjunction after Turgul's outburst. First, the jiangshi's corpse-face turns stormy, her brow furrowing ever so slightly. Second, Hong Linqi loses control of her muffled laughter as her amusement grows into full blown hilarity- an action which does not go unnoticed. Third, the corpse-doll's arm blurs as it moves faster than anyone in the room can follow and something gigantic bursts forth. Fourth, a shockwave blows all the intiates out of their seats as raw air pressure slams out and away.

The reactions of the students vary. Kong Xiaozhi simply doesn't move from his seat. His hair is blasted backwards, his eyes water from the wind in his face, but he just stays in his seat as if he were stone pinned to the ground. Juqi snaps back from the ground immediately, hand reaching his bow before he realizes where he is. Liu Xin cradles Liu Ren as the two fall, cushioning her fall with hsi own bod. And Mengxun is the strangest, blown into the air they simply hang there, as if a kite tethered by invisible strings before they fall back into their seat.

And Hong Linqi's reaction is the most eyecatching of all. She stands there, one foot on the table, one palm forward to catch an undead fist almost the size of her torso, hair blowing backwards in the wind. She grins a cocky grin back at the doll, as if to say 'yeah I caught your fist so what."

The doll considers it. The doll's face shows measurements and calculations and... her fist retracts until it is normal sized against and by her side. "As I said," she returns to her earlier topic as if she had not just tried to crush a student under a fist larger than a boulder. "I am here to lead you to your dormitory. Follow me."

@Suzu

As the students begin to exit the room, someone sidles into Turgul. It's Hong Linqi, styled Taiwu. "Hey," she says in a not-unfriendly way. "Is there a story behind why that teacher's familiar was so angry with you?"

It seems she wants to gossip.
 
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Ashina Qiang was uncomfortable when his new squad mates managed to make make even greater asses out themselves with only two words between them, he was abjectly mortified when the corpse-familiar launched itself at Turgul. Not that he had much of a chance to dwell on it, as the resulting force sent his mind reeling into survival mode. CursingTurgul in his mind, Qiang dropped down on one knee and faced the wind head on, his long hair whipping wildly around him as it escaped his top knot. Taking a deep breath as the wind stopped, Qiang stands up slowly, his long hair settling once more to fall below his hip. Falling in line with the group, Qiang purposefully creates a bit of distance from the familiar, even if it meant standing closer to the subject of its ire.

Finding himself next to his teammate, he hears Taiwu begin speaking to Turgul. Shooting the other woman a pained expression, Qiang contemplates whether he should answer on his teammate's behalf, before she put her other footin her mouth.
 
Shi had blinked when he was torn out of his seat and sent flying into the rear wall of the room, limbs flopping all about. He left a rough indent on the wall, lying there for a moment, before falling to the ground in an unceremonious splot, so he missed Hong Linqi's dramatic defense. The bandit did hear the familiar's voice, directing the new squads to their dorms, so he supposed that he had to get up. Get up he did, brushing some stray pebbles from his unruly hair and falling in line behind the other three.

He didn't understand why she'd be so mad over a sack. It was good enough for plenty of other his other marks, so it was good enough for her. Oh well. Time to mingle. He walked over to Dong Que. "Hello," he said. "You were looking at me earlier. Do I know you?"
 
ur things happen in quick conjunction after Turgul's outburst. First, the jiangshi's corpse-face turns stormy, her brow furrowing ever so slightly. Second, Hong Linqi loses control of her muffled laughter as her amusement grows into full blown hilarity- an action which does not go unnoticed. Third, the corpse-doll's arm blurs as it moves faster than anyone in the room can follow and something gigantic bursts forth. Fourth, a shockwave blows all the intiates out of their seats as raw air pressure slams out and away.

The reactions of the students vary. Kong Xiaozhi simply doesn't move from his seat. His hair is blasted backwards, his eyes water from the wind in his face, but he just stays in his seat as if he were stone pinned to the ground. Juqi snaps back from the ground immediately, hand reaching his bow before he realizes where he is. Liu Xin cradles Liu Ren as the two fall, cushioning her fall with hsi own bod. And Mengxun is the strangest, blown into the air they simply hang there, as if a kite tethered by invisible strings before they fall back into their seat.

And Hong Linqi's reaction is the most eyecatching of all. She stands there, one foot on the table, one palm forward to catch an undead fist almost the size of her torso, hair blowing backwards in the wind. She grins a cocky grin back at the doll, as if to say 'yeah I caught your fist so what."

The doll considers it. The doll's face shows measurements and calculations and... her fist retracts until it is normal sized against and by her side. "As I said," she returns to her earlier topic as if she had not just tried to crush a student under a fist larger than a boulder. "I am here to lead you to your dormitory. Follow me."
Sun Bentian is blasted off her seat by the pressure, and spins about in the air, quickly coming to position herself so that the tip of her foot caught the edge of the desk behind her, a spray of wood dust and tiny splinters following the path of her toe as she ground to a halt before reaching the end of the desk, staying there oddly balanced on the point for a second or two, before gently hopping onto the ground. She gives a curious look to Mengxun as he hung in the air, before sighing. She briefly contemplated hitting several of her erstwhile teammates, before just following the doll, stopping past the door it went through to reclaim her spear.
 
He didn't understand why she'd be so mad over a sack. It was good enough for plenty of other his other marks, so it was good enough for her. Oh well. Time to mingle. He walked over to Dong Que. "Hello," he said. "You were looking at me earlier. Do I know you?"
Dong Que's lips twitch at Shishi's approach. The body is nondescript, tanned from time out in the sun, but with sharp eyes and a brow that speaks to some degree of vaguely aristocratic handsomeness. That impression does not really gell with his wear, however, which is that of a soldier's- the twin-mirror beastplate and lamellar, though freed of the heavier shoulder and leg protection that usually accompanies it. A long podao strapped to his back and a small infantry crossbow hooked to his waist suggest that armor which was not ornate of itself is that of a more common infantryman's.

"I was quite curious at what the the butcher-monk of Xizhou was doing at the Academy of the Righteous Heroes," he says with a unnervingly straight look. "I had heard two of the three officials involved in your case approved the execution. But the last one deferred and now I find you here. Tell me, what is the sequence of events that leads to a bandit with no loyalty to Emperor or state joining the suppression corps?"
 
Dong Que's lips twitch at Shishi's approach. The body is nondescript, tanned from time out in the sun, but with sharp eyes and a brow that speaks to some degree of vaguely aristocratic handsomeness. That impression does not really gell with his wear, however, which is that of a soldier's- the twin-mirror beastplate and lamellar, though freed of the heavier shoulder and leg protection that usually accompanies it. A long podao strapped to his back and a small infantry crossbow hooked to his waist suggest that armor which was not ornate of itself is that of a more common infantryman's.

"I was quite curious at what the the butcher-monk of Xizhou was doing at the Academy of the Righteous Heroes," he says with a unnervingly straight look. "I had heard two of the three officials involved in your case approved the execution. But the last one deferred and now I find you here. Tell me, what is the sequence of events that leads to a bandit with no loyalty to Emperor or state joining the suppression corps?"
Shi Shishi nodded, returning the stare. Now it made sense- a local of his haunts who recognized his countenance. "I was executed. Twice," he admitted. "They were quite angry over my impudence, you know. They were about to try for a third time before an exorcist convinced that official to hand me over to the Corps."
 
Shi Shishi nodded, returning the stare. Now it made sense- a local of his haunts who recognized his countenance. "I was executed. Twice," he admitted. "They were quite angry over my impudence, you know. They were about to try for a third time before an exorcist convinced that official to hand me over to the Corps."
"So it wasn't a stay of execution then." Dong Que muses. "Just a failure to kill a hungry ghost clad in the flesh of man."

"If you don't mind me asking, what do you lust after so much that you would be willing to make an enemy out of King Yanluo for?"
 
"So it wasn't a stay of execution then." Dong Que muses. "Just a failure to kill a hungry ghost clad in the flesh of man."

"If you don't mind me asking, what do you lust after so much that you would be willing to make an enemy out of King Yanluo for?"
Shi Shishi shrugged. "Why not? Because they're there. Because I'm there. Because I hate petty tyrants. Because I might have a family who needs that money. I'd need hours to properly expound on them all, and I'd sound like a secessionist by the end of it."
 
This was an unexpected outcome. It was rather undesirable, too. Turgul normally preferred it when people - especially people who were supposedly in charge of her - didn't try to murder her with bare fists, but such was her life, and all she could do was roll with the punches. In this particular case, doing so literally, rolling backward and using one of the desks as a makeshift shield and a hiding spot. The girl was less interested in her team mates' reactions and far more interested in where the nearest exit was: to her, it mattered very little what other people were trying to do as long as she was safe.

Finally, everything calmed down, and Turgul, certain in her innocence, followed the familiar, when another student whose names she didn't know (nor was she interested in knowing) talked to her.

As the students begin to exit the room, someone sidles into Turgul. It's Hong Linqi, styled Taiwu. "Hey," she says in a not-unfriendly way. "Is there a story behind why that teacher's familiar was so angry with you?"

"Hmph," Turgul said, trying to find the best way to explain her predicament. "No idea. Shi tried to put the girl in a sack," she pointed at one of her teammates, who was occupied with another student, "Qing said no sack," she then pointed at another teammate, who was standing closer to her, "he said, "I will give you my meat sausage if you go with me."" Turgul shrugged and added. "I don't know why the sack girl is mad. Qing's meat sausage looked good."
 
Shi Shishi shrugged. "Why not? Because they're there. Because I'm there. Because I hate petty tyrants. Because I might have a family who needs that money. I'd need hours to properly expound on them all, and I'd sound like a secessionist by the end of it."
Dong Que levels a hard stare at the bandit. "That's dangerous talk to be levying about in the capital. I- hm?"

He stops as a new entrant joins the conversation. Mengxun lays one paper-pale hand upon his shoulder and physically floats up to whisper into Dong Que's ear. The diminutive figure is the strangest of the examinees today. No one has seen what they even look like for they arrived for the exam covered under a tattered pitch black oil-stained full body cloak and have since not removed it a single time. It's emitted a heavy black smog, shrouding their face and limbs from errant glimpses. This hand is probably the clearest look anyone outside of squad five has seen of any part of Mengxun's body.

"Oh?" Dong Que says in reply to Mengxun's unheard voice. "I... really?"

He looks at Shishi again. "Do you mind joining us for lunch, then? Mengxun says they're quite interested in the Yama's prey."

"Hmph," Turgul said, trying to find the best way to explain her predicament. "No idea. Shi tried to put the girl in a sack," she pointed at one of her teammates, who was occupied with another student, "Qing said no sack," she then pointed at another teammate, who was standing closer to her, "he said, "I will give you my meat sausage if you go with me."" Turgul shrugged and added. "I don't know why the sack girl is mad. Qing's meat sausage looked good."
"Oh, you people eat sausages?" Linqi replies. The surprise in her tone seems genuine? "I thought you people didn't raise pigs."

"Oh, but I could go for some sausages right now." At the thought of pork, a bit of drool escapes out of the side of Linqi's mouth. She wipes it up hastily as soon as she notices, eyes flickering around tensely to see if anyone else saw it, before relaxing as she concludes that it was totally unseen. "I'm from Shengzhou, you know. The sausages from home are okay- great even, but the best sausages are from the south. The street vendors sell it here in the capital. They make them spicey and the pigs from the south are all really fat so they juicy're too."

"Have you tried your teammate's sausages?" Hong Linqi asks, now completely sidetracked by her own hunger. "Are they any good? If they're no good I know this food cart that sells really great ones. You should try their meat sausages instead!"
 
Dong Que levels a hard stare at the bandit. "That's dangerous talk to be levying about in the capital. I- hm?"

He stops as a new entrant joins the conversation. Mengxun lays one paper-pale hand upon his shoulder and physically floats up to whisper into Dong Que's ear. The diminutive figure is the strangest of the examinees today. No one has seen what they even look like for they arrived for the exam covered under a tattered pitch black oil-stained full body cloak and have since not removed it a single time. It's emitted a heavy black smog, shrouding their face and limbs from errant glimpses. This hand is probably the clearest look anyone outside of squad five has seen of any part of Mengxun's body.

"Oh?" Dong Que says in reply to Mengxun's unheard voice. "I... really?"

He looks at Shishi again. "Do you mind joining us for lunch, then? Mengxun says they're quite interested in the Yama's prey."
Shishi looks on with interest at Mengxun. There were a lot of oddballs he'd met in his comparatively short career as a bandit, and Mengxun seemed like one of those unsociable persons who'd only sit in the corners of taverns and force everyone to speak up so they could hear. Cut from the same cloth, anyway. "If you'll have me," he smirked. It was a smirk. His face was simply unsuited for anything but smirks. Even the widest, most genuine smiles came out smug and cocky. "Where to?"
 
"Oh, you people eat sausages?" Linqi replies. The surprise in her tone seems genuine? "I thought you people didn't raise pigs."

"Oh, but I could go for some sausages right now." At the thought of pork, a bit of drool escapes out of the side of Linqi's mouth. She wipes it up hastily as soon as she notices, eyes flickering around tensely to see if anyone else saw it, before relaxing as she concludes that it was totally unseen. "I'm from Shengzhou, you know. The sausages from home are okay- great even, but the best sausages are from the south. The street vendors sell it here in the capital. They make them spicey and the pigs from the south are all really fat so they juicy're too."

"Have you tried your teammate's sausages?" Hong Linqi asks, now completely sidetracked by her own hunger. "Are they any good? If they're no good I know this food cart that sells really great ones. You should try their meat sausages instead!"
"We don't make sausages," Turgul explained. "Pigs are slow, their legs are short, and they can't eat grass like sheep or horses."

She pointed at her team mate and added, "Qing is weird. Sometimes, he talks about things I don't know anything about. Stuff like special names and whatnot." Moving a bit closer to the girl, she whispered - or attempted to do so, "He is really weird."

As they went forward, their talk went in a different direction; namely, the girl mentioned one of Turgul's main weaknesses - delicious food. "Oh, oh! This sounds tasty! I really want to try it! Once I become a really important and very rich person, I will make sure to taste all kinds of sausages, even the kind they don't sell in the capital."

Finally, when it came to the last few questions, Turgul gave Qing a stink-eye and said. "I asked, and he didn't give me his meat sausage. He told me his sausage is for the little sack girl only." Her voice was flat, but her volume - as always - was slightly higher than normal.
 
Oh dear Heavens preserve him, there were now two of them. Sighing to himself, Qiang tuned out Turgul and her new companion, focusing on tying his unruly long hair into a simple half ponytail as he walked with the group. Turning his head from side to side, Qiang noted with some annoyance that his suit of iron lamellar had a number of sundered and bent platelets from the battle with the yaoguai which caught with his loose hair every now and again. He would have to bring it in to an armorer to have it fixed before it became a liability.

When the group reached their weapons, Qiang began gathering his belongings. First was his bow and quiver, the former going into its sheath and the latter opposite it on his hips. This was followed by a curved sword that hung in its sheath on his belt by a cord, a gift from his father from his coming of age ceremony.Finally was the seven foot long changdao, a three foot saber blade mounted on a four foot long iron pole capped with a ring pommel that had served him well against the yaoguai.

"We don't make sausages," Turgul explained. "Pigs are slow, their legs are short, and they can't eat grass like sheep or horses."

She pointed at her team mate and added, "Qing is weird. Sometimes, he talks about things I don't know anything about. Stuff like special names and whatnot." Moving a bit closer to the girl, she whispered - or attempted to do so, "He is really weird."

As they went forward, their talk went in a different direction; namely, the girl mentioned one of Turgul's main weaknesses - delicious food. "Oh, oh! This sounds tasty! I really want to try it! Once I become a really important and very rich person, I will make sure to taste all kinds of sausages, even the kind they don't sell in the capital."

Finally, when it came to the last few questions, Turgul gave Qing a stink-eye and said. "I asked, and he didn't give me his meat sausage. He told me his sausage is for the little sack girl only." Her voice was flat, but her volume - as always - was slightly higher than normal.

Try as he might, Qiang couldn't quite ignore his teammate's chirping, and when she finished her little speech about him, he froze before whipping around to face Turgul in a storm of hair and lamellar. His face was still as ice, light blue eyes piercing the nomad girl.

"No Turgul, I said that I only had one sausage, and that using it to coax a small girl out a building was more important than your appetite."
 
Oh dear Heavens preserve him, there were now two of them. Sighing to himself, Qiang tuned out Turgul and her new companion, focusing on tying his unruly long hair into a simple half ponytail as he walked with the group. Turning his head from side to side, Qiang noted with some annoyance that his suit of iron lamellar had a number of sundered and bent platelets from the battle with the yaoguai which caught with his loose hair every now and again. He would have to bring it in to an armorer to have it fixed before it became a liability.

When the group reached their weapons, Qiang began gathering his belongings. First was his bow and quiver, the former going into its sheath and the latter opposite it on his hips. This was followed by a curved sword that hung in its sheath on his belt by a cord, a gift from his father from his coming of age ceremony.Finally was the seven foot long changdao, a three foot saber blade mounted on a four foot long iron pole capped with a ring pommel that had served him well against the yaoguai.



Try as he might, Qiang couldn't quite ignore his teammate's chirping, and when she finished her little speech about him, he froze before whipping around to face Turgul in a storm of hair and lamellar. His face was still as ice, light blue eyes piercing the nomad girl.

"No Turgul, I said that I only had one sausage, and that using it to coax a small girl out a building was more important than your appetite."
"We don't make sausages," Turgul explained. "Pigs are slow, their legs are short, and they can't eat grass like sheep or horses."

She pointed at her team mate and added, "Qing is weird. Sometimes, he talks about things I don't know anything about. Stuff like special names and whatnot." Moving a bit closer to the girl, she whispered - or attempted to do so, "He is really weird."

As they went forward, their talk went in a different direction; namely, the girl mentioned one of Turgul's main weaknesses - delicious food. "Oh, oh! This sounds tasty! I really want to try it! Once I become a really important and very rich person, I will make sure to taste all kinds of sausages, even the kind they don't sell in the capital."

Finally, when it came to the last few questions, Turgul gave Qing a stink-eye and said. "I asked, and he didn't give me his meat sausage. He told me his sausage is for the little sack girl only." Her voice was flat, but her volume - as always - was slightly higher than normal.
Bentian sighed, and turned around from in front of them.

"Why don't we find out where we're going to be sleeping, instead of making half baked plans to go out and buy sausage. Of all the foods you could buy in the imperial capital, you want to..."

She trails off as she turns around again, hand waving at her side as she tried to comprend what lay in her future for the next few years.
 
Try as he might, Qiang couldn't quite ignore his teammate's chirping, and when she finished her little speech about him, he froze before whipping around to face Turgul in a storm of hair and lamellar. His face was still as ice, light blue eyes piercing the nomad girl.

"No Turgul, I said that I only had one sausage, and that using it to coax a small girl out a building was more important than your appetite."
"It is hard to fight on an empty stomach," the girl fired back. Her equipment consisted of a simple, worn-out bow and a quiver that had seen better days. Both of them were hand-me-downs, and even the arrows looked aged, with chipped arrowheads.

"You lose some battles to win all the battles," she said, looking smug with herself. "Strategy." Pondering over it for a bit, she added: "your meat sausage strategy is horrible."

Bentian sighed, and turned around from in front of them.

"Why don't we find out where we're going to be sleeping, instead of making half baked plans to go out and buy sausage. Of all the foods you could buy in the imperial capital, you want to..."

She trails off as she turns around again, hand waving at her side as she tried to comprend what lay in her future for the next few years.
"I can sleep on the ground," Turgul pointed out. "But I cannot eat the ground. Therefore, eating is more important than sleeping, no?"
 
"It is hard to fight on an empty stomach," the girl fired back. Her equipment consisted of a simple, worn-out bow and a quiver that had seen better days. Both of them were hand-me-downs, and even the arrows looked aged, with chipped arrowheads.

"You lose some battles to win all the battles," she said, looking smug with herself. "Strategy." Pondering over it for a bit, she added: "your meat sausage strategy is horrible."

"I can sleep on the ground," Turgul pointed out. "But I cannot eat the ground. Therefore, eating is more important than sleeping, no?"

"I'm sorry, I was not aware that the 'Scream at and threaten to throw into a sack' stratagem was an effective answer when dealing with a scared child, oh great strategist, would you like to grace us with anymore pithy advice?" Qiang replied, rolling his eyes, "And considering how much you seem to enjoy talking about food, I think you could eat the ground if someone told you it was a delicacy."
 
"I'm sorry, I was not aware that the 'Scream at and threaten to throw into a sack' stratagem was an effective answer when dealing with a scared child, oh great strategist, would you like to grace us with anymore pithy advice?" Qiang replied, rolling his eyes, "And considering how much you seem to enjoy talking about food, I think you could eat the ground if someone told you it was a delicacy."
"Yes!" the girl shouted enthusiastically, either unaware of the obvious sarcasm or ignoring it completely, "I have lots of strategies." She puffed her chest out proudly and huffed. "See, children don't think strategically. They can't not feel things like adults, so you need to make them feel something else. One time, when my sisters were scared by the sound of thunder, my mother calmed them down, she sung them a song. We probably should have done the same."

"Also, also" Turgul added and chided her teammate, "you really shouldn't eat the ground. It's not very nutritious. There are types of bugs and grass you can eat that are much more efficient and tasty."
 
Sun placed her hands at her temples and mentally screamed, her face a mixture of disappointed and superior. Pausing for a second, still mentally disparaging the concept of lands outside of china, she silently turned around and just walked off to follow the doll.

I am going to stab all three of them. All of them. At once.
 
Shishi looks on with interest at Mengxun. There were a lot of oddballs he'd met in his comparatively short career as a bandit, and Mengxun seemed like one of those unsociable persons who'd only sit in the corners of taverns and force everyone to speak up so they could hear. Cut from the same cloth, anyway. "If you'll have me," he smirked. It was a smirk. His face was simply unsuited for anything but smirks. Even the widest, most genuine smiles came out smug and cocky. "Where to?"
"The dining hall, presumably." Dong Que says. He gestures with his hand. "I think I saw one over there a while back."

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As the squadron trails the doll eventually they come to a short squat two story building in the back courtyard of the academy. Hemmed in by a small fence that contains an even smaller squat chicken coop, with actual chickens living inside. The doll stops in front of the building. It is not all that bad looking, resembling more than anything a minor manor in the city- the sort owned by a well to do artisan or retired soldier. "These are your new domiciles."

She leads you on a quick tour of the facilities. There is a spigot with clean water, a shed full of household supplies, and a stack of chopped firewood. She doesn't tell you if it is supplied by the school and ignores any and all questions pertaining to such so you probably have to chop it yourselves. The inside is divided into a hall and five large rooms, two on each side, and a loft room. There's a large fire pit in the main hall.

"Each squad gets one room." The doll tells you and then departs immediately leaving the arrangements to yourselves.

The abrupt departure seems almost unreal for a second but Kong Xiaozhi seizes control of the conversation almost immediately. It's a bit strange about how the flow of the conversation steps perfectly into his control like Heaven itself decreed that he was in charge. "We should divide up rooms. By squad number makes the most sense, from exterior to interior. Rooms, on and two on the right, three and four on the left, five in the loft."

Immediately Linqi rejects this solution. "No way! I want the loft!"

Xuantai glowers at her, standing next to Squad Two, begins a heated argument. From across the main hall, squad two can see Liu Xiaotai signaling to them a message about his erstwhile squadmate. Though it takes the form of many bizarre looking and uncomfortable contortions of the body somehow the essence still manages to get across.

Please. Make. Her. Stop.
 
"The dining hall, presumably." Dong Que says. He gestures with his hand. "I think I saw one over there a while back."
Shishi nodded. Before he could say anything else, the doll had directed the people in the room to their dorms. "I should keep with my squad," he said, already stepping away. "Next meal, no?"

The abrupt departure seems almost unreal for a second but Kong Xiaozhi seizes control of the conversation almost immediately. It's a bit strange about how the flow of the conversation steps perfectly into his control like Heaven itself decreed that he was in charge. "We should divide up rooms. By squad number makes the most sense, from exterior to interior. Rooms, on and two on the right, three and four on the left, five in the loft."

Immediately Linqi rejects this solution. "No way! I want the loft!"

Xuantai glowers at her, standing next to Squad Two, begins a heated argument. From across the main hall, squad two can see Liu Xiaotai signaling to them a message about his erstwhile squadmate. Though it takes the form of many bizarre looking and uncomfortable contortions of the body somehow the essence still manages to get across.

Please. Make. Her. Stop.
The heavens may have crowned Kong Xiaozhi emperor, Shishi thought wryly, but the mandate of heaven was very well in the hands of the people. Or Linqi He rummaged in his clothes, throwing out years and years of odds and ends. A pack of nails. A half brick in a sack. A child's drum, an odd shaped rock with a comical face painted on. Some coins ranging from proper Ying mintage to barbarian money that crawled up the Silk Road. They clattered to the ground before Shishi ceased, rattling two dice in the cup of his hand. "Pick a number," he said to Squad One, thrusting the dice at them.
 
The heavens may have crowned Kong Xiaozhi emperor, Shishi thought wryly, but the mandate of heaven was very well in the hands of the people. Or Linqi He rummaged in his clothes, throwing out years and years of odds and ends. A pack of nails. A half brick in a sack. A child's drum, an odd shaped rock with a comical face painted on. Some coins ranging from proper Ying mintage to barbarian money that crawled up the Silk Road. They clattered to the ground before Shishi ceased, rattling two dice in the cup of his hand. "Pick a number," he said to Squad One, thrusting the dice at them.

Qiang looked over at the bandit, growing more and more concerned at the growing pile of objects Shishi was seemingly pulling out of thin air.

"Where were you keeping those?" The half Yin man asks incredulously as he joins his teammate.
 
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