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You dream in a circle of light and with every night it gets smaller. The brightness that had almost blinded you once upon a time is nothing more than a soft haze of a gas lamp by now. The shadows cling to the wavering line on the sand with a ferocity of starving beast. You could almost see the...

Welcome to @Dapperlad1 and @Princess Scribe new fic! Here are your Trigger Warnings! Enjoy!~ Gonna be a war vet with PTSD having kinky sex. There's going to be violence, and alien / monster fucking.

Light of the 40th century Deep in the primordial void where neither light nor darkness painted creation. Where concepts originated and from whence they ceased. In the void both above and below the infinitum of the Absolutionism where unclaimed souls go to die, a golden soul pulsed with...

AN: Crossposting this from SB... "Reporting here as ordered, Sir." I stood ramrod straight, following my new body's instincts, and trying desperately to suppress that dumb hick accent I was born with. Thank God I retained this body's memories when I woke up in that shuttle, or else I would...

Chapter 1: End of the Beginning “Good morning, Nishino!” “Good morning to you, too.” “Good morning, Senpai!” “Thank you, good morning.” Akane Nishino greeted her classmates as she walked through the school entrance after being dropped off by her driver. It was another day of school and...

FOREWORD It's been almost two year since I wrote The Errant Otherworlder's first volume. It has stayed the first and only volume thanks to the John Brown Isekai unexpectedly blowing up and becoming my main work. Since John Brown will be ongoing for a long, long while, and my attempt at...

I've never written fanfiction before. So please consider that when offering constructive criticism. This one's a self-insert, but we're pretending I'm completely clueless about the HP universe. I'm not some teenager or child either; I'm an adult, landing a gig teaching DADA in year 5. And, of...

Humanity. Homo Sapiens, a relatively young species with decidedly average abilities on the galactic scale. Powerful Valkyrie are the exception to the rule. Likewise, their short life spans but birth rates place them well above others in natural evolutionary changes, if not by much. Average...

Here's my attempt at writing for this month's writathon over on RR! I'll try to post chapters as soon as I've written them and would love to hear your critiques :D Thank you! Ch. 01 - Welcome to Cap Flortia "Ah, finally! Cap Flortia!" Daniel, a young man of wild brown hair and lanky build in...

Armsmaster pinched the bridge of his nose. "So, you mean to tell me that you can shoot lasers from your eyes?" The young teenager with red-tinted sunglasses looked up at the tinker, smacked his lips, and nodded. "Yes." Armsmaster furrowed his brows as if he were in sudden pain. "And you're...

The Girl Across the Street A young boy looked strangely at his parents as they were lightly arguing with each other about something. He was confused as well, knowing that this was all so unexpected brought a form of curiosity to his senses given his mom was so adamant that they all went...

A Certain Mimicked Iteration Chapter n: Does Anyone Even Copy Kamachi's Fall Out Boy-Like Long Ass Chapter Titles? (Does Fall Out Boy Even Do Those Anymore? Does Panic! At the Disco? And Didn't Panic! Disband? I Am Old) — Sous-Titre_Dans_Une_Autre_Langue. There are few openings to a story...

I don't care if it's on the record; no, I do not sympathize with the 100-year-old man we found in Theater 5. A lot of my coworkers have labeled me 'rude', or 'heartless', or 'ugly' - not true and doesn't have anything to do with the story - and I want to explain my point of view. Before you...

For the past couple of years I have been working on a fanfiction once known on AO3 as Royalguard. Now, it is called Echoes, and is part of my Songs of the Soul Persona x Multicross universe. While I could share it as is, there are a number of things I could have done better in regards to the fic...

BLINK IS AT IT AGAIN WITH HIS LATEST HYPERFIXATION. Let's see if I finish this one. For the record, I am not going past season one and intend to make this self-contained. __________________________________________________________________________________ “Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw RYOMEN SUKUNA WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING "Tch, come on…" X. Fester stared at her phone silently as the blue light illuminating her face made her look more pallid than usual, thumb occasionally swiping upward once, twice, thrice. What the...

Disclaimer: This story will feature the use of drugs as a coping mechanism. The views expressed by the SI on the subject are not my own, and should not be taken as good, healthy, or rational behavior. One: Mysterious Transfer Student Is Mysterious "Well then," the young-looking teacher said...

Summary: With his initial time in Hyrule completed, Magnus sets out for some traveling. With his memories, ship and sister back, he's sure all will go well... Let's hope he knows he's just asking for it. Second part of the Venturing series, so go read that part first before starting this...

Lacmere University – A Tale of Chivalry, Monstergirls, and Tuition Prelude The forest that surrounds Lacmere's campus is wilder than it has any right to be. There are the expected evergreen Douglas firs with their penetrating odor, and some tall maples stand out from the conic trees, as well...

Edited Author's Note: Aside from the title, there aren't going to be any references, caricatures, strawmen, and so on, and I'd like to ask participants to not use this platform to start flame wars. This is intended to be an actual humor quest readable independently. You stand before one of...

Synopsis Mai finds herself burdened with a unique task: aiding powerful men in achieving breakthroughs through a mysterious system. With a mere touch of her fingers, she propels them to new heights of power, but at a cost she never anticipated—each success steals a year of her life, leaving her...

I'm putting all this online so there's at least some record of what's going on at my posting. I don't want to think that the culture shock and stress of being so far from home is making me lose my goddamn mind. Who knows, I might even get a few answers to what in the holy name of John Moses...

The last wonderful, terrifying, overwhelming moment of Lilith's Terran life, was the tug and pull of something far greater, more massive, and far deeper than herself. Her skin, had started to swell and burn, as her mind festered with the creeps presence. Her red hair, filled with short curly...

Maternity Leave (of the Senses) The weirdest things happen in Gamindustri. It was years after Uzume arrived and Neptune was dreadfully bored. Usually when that happened Histoire would find something for her to do. Sometimes she would go visit the other CPUs and crash on their couches...

"What am I, the great Shirai Kuroko, doing here cleaning up the mess of others?" She asked for the hundredth time, knowing that the only response to her woes was continued silence. Despite her intelligence – and her own self awareness – Shirai Kuroko still could not stop herself from asking...