Your Avatar vs. the Last Video Game That You've Played

How would you do?

  • I'm so overpowered it's not even funny.

    Votes: 162 34.4%

  • I'm awesome, so it would take a miricle to stop me.

    Votes: 101 21.4%

  • I think I might be able to handle myself.

    Votes: 122 25.9%

  • I'd make some progress but I'd I wouldn't make it.

    Votes: 33 7.0%

  • I know I'm not going to survive.

    Votes: 53 11.3%
  • Total voters
    471
"I swear if I come back here and find out one of you groups killed the other while I was gone then nobody is going to live." - Flowey in the Tenpenny Tower Lobby after creating peace between the ghouls and the Tenpenny Tower Residents, a week before they stole the nuke from Megaton and blew up Tenpenny Tower.

"For fucks sake all the Enclave want to do is do the exact same thing you want to do. Turn on the Water Purifier and slap their logo on it. So why don't you two get the fuck along for once and have the Water Purifier as neutral ground." - Flowey ranting at the Brotherhood of Steel.

"Son, I heard what happened at Megaton, and I want to know what happened-"

"The G.O.A.T. Exam detailed me as a psychopath with no moral compass and the second best suited person in Vault 101 as future Overseer. I am honestly surprised you thought anything else would happen." - Flowey talking with his Father about the mass genocide of Megaton.
 
Soldier:76 is tough, but I think Magicka 2 is more than he can handle. On the other hand he wouldn't cause the main plot to happen.
 
Titan Pantheon in WoW: Legion.

The Pantheon all turn and look at Sargeras akwardly, then help the forces of azeroth fight the Burning Legion, maybe even die again if Fel-Corrupted Sargeras shows up. If he doesn't, the Legion invasion gets smashed early.
 
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Soldier:76 is tough, but I think Magicka 2 is more than he can handle. On the other hand he wouldn't cause the main plot to happen.
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I don't know, I went through most of Magicka 1 using just the M60. But yeah, Magicka 2 is incredibly unfair as far as the sheer number of things that can just outright kill you.

Fucking ice elves killing me in one combo son of a bitch.

In other news, I think I would do well in Five Nights at Freddy's.
 
The Cyclops replacing Talion/Celebrimbor in Shadow of Mordor. My apologies for wasting the idea with my crappy writing:

The Dome came forth upon Middle-Earth in the Third Age. A creature like no other seen before or since in all of Arda, a strange flattened hemisphere of dark metal and glass, suspended above the ground by unknown powers. It rose above Udûn and all that offended it was bathed in an invisible terror that ignited flesh, wood, metal, stone and even the very air between it and the object of its hatred.

Palls of smoke tens of leagues high rose over the blasted craters where Sauron's war machine had once stood and weather across the world was thrown out of its usual patterns for long afterword as the enormous energies released made their presence known. The Black Gate and the ruined fortress of Durthang were thrown down by an unnatural wind from the first expression of the fearsome power of the Dome; the rotten town of Uruk's Hollow vanished before it could even garner the destroyer's attention as dry wood, Orc flesh and volatile drinks combusted all at once in the enormous heat. The handful of beings not incinerated in the cataclysm would soon fall prey to illnesses normally only seen in the oldest or most hedonistic examples of the race of Men as their burned bodies were twisted against them from the inside out.

No sword was swung, no bow fired in retaliation for all Orcs and Uruk-hai who came within a league were turned to charred shadows, the sand and soil beneath their feet reduced to molten glass. What plants and trees there were in Mordor were consumed in terrible firestorms when the Dome's wrath swung near them, when they were not obliterated entirely by direct strikes to clear out Uruks who cowered futilely beneath the canopies. There was a terrible stillness about it even when it advanced its position, as no external moving component seemed to be present, much less correlate with its motion or lack thereof. But advance it did, sweeping the Fell Beasts and Hell-hawks from the sky in its path with great flashes and bangs of its emnity. Time and again the Wraiths came against it on every mount they could acquire; time and again they were reduced to incorporeality and forced to retreat.

Then Barad-dûr itself was on the Dome's horizon. The tower was swept aside with no more resistance than a picket fence could mount against a troll, and Sauron's captains with it - an unexpected and inexplicable victory but a victory nonetheless, and so the One Ring was taken from its resting place in the Baggins residence and thrown into Mount Doom with no resistance. And thus was the short and rather boring tale of the One-Sided Battle of the Strange Dome concluded.
 
Kyoko and Mami in Total War: Shogun 2.

Kyoko: ...Why are we the heads of the Tokugawa shogunate?
Mami: *shrugs*
Kyoko: ... want to take down the Oda clan?
Mami: *checks map* seems... logical?
Kyoko: :3
 
Joseph and Saber in Bloodborne. The former's hamon and the latter's raw physical ability put together should make this easy, if terrifying.
 
Astolfo in Bloodborne. Well, nice knowing all the evil things in Yharnam. Servants are too OP for the city.
 
The Cyclops in Just Cause 3.

Medici is close to Europe so I can't actually use the antimatter cannon to more than a fraction of its full potential without everyone on the continent panicking and thinking it was a nuclear detonation, I'm not sure I'd like to be responsible for the consequences of that. Thankfully there's precisely nothing on the islands that would actually require that kind of firepower to kill and even less that can actually harm me, but it'll be a lot slower and more tedious than just going full bore and obliterating the entirety of northern Insula Striate.
 
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Madoka Kaname as a Disembodied Head in Tree of Savior. Fear the Disembodied Head Revalator!
 
Madoka Kaname the Disembodied Head as the President of the United States in Civilization VI. Talk about being a Head of State.
 
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