PG-13
Warning, the following contains heavy gamer-speak, badly mangled scottish accents, and dominiation, which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.
Genesis: 1.1: Gamer Girl.
With your team now chosen, now all you have to do is recruit them. And you know
just the way to do it.
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Uber and Leet's hideout
"The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!"
The Heavy vs Spy Matchup is one defined largely one by backstabbing the other from out of nowhere.
Of course, normally, Leet mused, The Heavy wasn't the one doing the backstabbing, as PootisPancake finger-gunned his laughing, french mercenary for the umpteenth time this game. He might even have been okay with being outplayed if PootisPancake hadn't also been wearing a Gibus the whole time.
He was just about to call it quits when his phone started ringing.
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[Smug]
You smirk to yourself as your avatar blows Leet's away with a finger gun for the fifteenth time. You've established yourself as someone who shared his hobby, and was better at it, while unbalancing him mentally. Now to swap to Demoman.
Who said you needed unparalleled telekinetic powers
and precognition to mess with people?
Leet should be picking up in three, two-
"Hello?"
Four stickies ought to do it.
"Hello Leet. I have-"
"Busy. Call back later"
"Och laddy, I dinnae think you'd
blow me off that easily!"
And with that, you made your black, Scottish cyclops blow a disguised Frenchman into unidentifiable, Pixaresque bits of meat and wounded ego. It takes Leet very little time to put two and two together, and a bit longer than that to pick his chin off the floor and respond.
"What do you want?" Ohhh he's angry at you for being better than him. And aroused, but mostly angry.
You decide on the "Steamroll them and answer all their questions at once" approach. "I'm setting up a team, and I want you and your boyfriend on it. You get paid to be on retainer, and rob particular things for an employer, yes you can still do your streaming thing, no you don't have to rename yourselves or anything, no there's no uniforms although a baseline cape outfit for when you're not doing a theme thing is recommended, yes I'm smarter than you, yes I'm a real girl, yes I'm still better at video games than you."
13...12...11...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1…
"Where do we meet?"
[Smug]
Now that you've gotten the easiest of your new team out of the way, (and just in case, by some utter impossibility, you fail, enough to build a basic team) it's time to decide who to convince next.
Regent is, out of the two options, definitely easier. Just showing up and asking him to join while wearing a miniskirt and flashing a few big bills works three times out of five, but getting him to actually trust the team and/or become a productive team member is far harder than it will be for Noelle.
Speaking of which, your cure for the future S-class gal pal that you've been telekinetically working on should be done. While getting her loyalty would be easy, having her join up without any of her comrades insisting on also joining you might be difficult.
Oh and you may have already mastered them into a ticking time bomb. Maybe you should undo that.
Who to go after next?
[]Regent
- []Convince him to take a different name (Write in the name)
[]Persona
- []Defuse your Ziz Bombs
- []Rewire them for something else instead.
- []Make a fool of Trickster just because you can.
